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(Daily Mail)   Uma Thurman takes stupid celebrity offspring names to a whole new level with *takes deep breath* Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. Aaaand I'm spent   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-10-18 11:40:28 AM  

timswar: So, effectively, Rosalind Thurmond-Busson.

What's wrong with that? The rest just makes her sound Catholic.


i think they said she will be known by her friends as luna.

i'm sorry, but i don't think you're supposed to be able to create your children's nicknames before the fact.

if you're nicknaming them before they get a chance to exist, then that should be their name, not nickname
 
2012-10-18 11:48:45 AM  
And was heard saying afterward:

"Take it away, and bring me another lover!"

/nothing is obscure on Fark. NOTHING!
 
2012-10-18 12:51:17 PM  
That's gonna break some databases.
 
2012-10-18 01:07:35 PM  
So now we can look forward to 5 years of not just a single or two ridiculous names for newborns, but ones of The Fifth Element proportions?

/yikes...

Oh, and...

i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 02:17:37 PM  
No No, whats the kid's first name?
 
2012-10-18 02:26:18 PM  
"It's pronounced 'Ahs-Wee-Pay'."
 
2012-10-18 02:43:50 PM  
I like how in the only picture of her and her father together in TFA, her zipper is undone.
 
2012-10-18 02:53:44 PM  
Which will end up being used as:

"Rosa, make sure you do your homework."
 
2012-10-18 03:11:37 PM  
That a funny name, mind if we just call you Bruce?
 
2012-10-18 03:16:32 PM  
how bout some tit pix?
 
2012-10-18 03:50:35 PM  

Six_By_Nine: And was heard saying afterward:

"Take it away, and bring me another lover!"

/nothing is obscure on Fark. NOTHING!


Sweetie, darling.
 
2012-10-18 05:43:28 PM  
Did anyone else read "Flatulence" the first time they skimmed that list of names?
 
2012-10-18 06:08:02 PM  
Pablo Picasso's full name was Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.
 
2012-10-18 06:44:15 PM  

Speaker2Animals: But you'd still hit it, subby -- don't even deny it.


Well the baby was pretty hot...

/Wait, what?
 
2012-10-18 06:54:19 PM  

Orgasmatron138: Pablo Picasso's full name was Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.


That doesn't count. Back in the old days full names included your birthplace, the names of your parents, and your current mailing address.
 
2012-10-18 07:01:12 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: FTA: Luna. All that to call her Luna.


oi42.tinypic.com
Luna?


/we need to be more like the dutch
//down with this sort of thing
 
2012-10-18 10:48:50 PM  

Drexl's Eye: Funny names? Uma?

[www.david-letterman.com image 300x300]


Oprah is not amused.
 
2012-10-19 01:04:26 AM  
When asked why she nailed a crustacean to the entrance of her house, she replied "Lobster Thurman Door".
 
2012-10-19 01:30:37 AM  

Porous Horace: When asked why she nailed a crustacean to the entrance of her house, she replied "Lobster Thurman Door".


grooooan

/not bad
 
2012-10-19 05:12:10 AM  
"Well here at Luton it's a three-cornered contest between, from left to right, Alan Jones (Sensible Party), Tarquin Fintimlinbinwhinbimlim Bus Stop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit-Barrel (Silly Party), and Kevin Phillips Bong, who is running on the Slightly Silly ticket."

Guess we can add Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busso to that ticket...
 
2012-10-19 11:34:16 AM  

Cythraul: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 353x245]

I think I named my Argonian something similar to that. No, now I remember, it wasn't similar. It was 'Has Long Tongue.'


I just made a new character-- An Imperial with no combat or magic skills whatsoever-- And named him "Kevin". He doesn't fight. He hires people to fight for him, while he hides. Any equipment or treasure he gets is passed out to his hirelings, and then the rest is sold for profit. I've promised myself I won't advance him in any skills that would be useful in a fight. He focuses on speech, sneaking, crafts (smithing, alchemy), and picking locks (his dad was a locksmith). He looks completely average, doesn't wear any armor (just nice clothes), and his goal is to accumulate as much wealth as possible while paying as little as possible to his employees.
 
2012-10-19 11:55:10 AM  
While there are plenty of ass-hatted celebrities who give insane monikers to their progeny, how much of this particular case is due to "crazy celebrity syndrome", versus "crazy Thurman family"? Remember, this is a woman whose parents named her Uma Karuna Thurman.
 
2012-10-20 07:15:55 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Cythraul: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 353x245]

I think I named my Argonian something similar to that. No, now I remember, it wasn't similar. It was 'Has Long Tongue.'

I just made a new character-- An Imperial with no combat or magic skills whatsoever-- And named him "Kevin". He doesn't fight. He hires people to fight for him, while he hides. Any equipment or treasure he gets is passed out to his hirelings, and then the rest is sold for profit. I've promised myself I won't advance him in any skills that would be useful in a fight. He focuses on speech, sneaking, crafts (smithing, alchemy), and picking locks (his dad was a locksmith). He looks completely average, doesn't wear any armor (just nice clothes), and his goal is to accumulate as much wealth as possible while paying as little as possible to his employees.


Sounds like you should have called him "Mitt".
 
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