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(Buzzfeed)   It's official Obama won the debate by a huge margin. Google has spoken   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 199
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2012-10-17 08:17:59 PM
DebraP • 2 mins 52 secs ago
I am SO OVER hearing about who "WON" the debate! This was not a basketball game! This was not a board game! This is our COUNTRY AND VERY LIBERTY on the line! This election is about the hard working Americans in this country ousting the worst Pres in modern history! It just so happens it is Romney running against him. Make no mistake. This is about saving this country from tipping over the fiscal cliff we are clinging to! And the only winning here is the American people getting back our country and rights


Rich. The worst Pres in modern history.
 
2012-10-17 08:18:59 PM
So we can add Google to the list of people who are against republicans, now?

Where is that list?
 
2012-10-17 08:21:33 PM

Nadie_AZ: So we can add Google to the list of people who are against republicans, now?

Where is that list?


It's a Yahoo! article. They must be on the list by now, right?
 
2012-10-17 08:24:08 PM
Anyone else get the feeling Fark is now trolling the trolls?
 
2012-10-17 08:24:19 PM

Girl From The North Country: Nadie_AZ: So we can add Google to the list of people who are against republicans, now?

Where is that list?

It's a Yahoo! article. They must be on the list by now, right?


/ftfm
 
2012-10-17 08:30:04 PM

fusillade762: Anyone else get the feeling Fark is now trolling the trolls?

Now?

 
2012-10-17 08:33:32 PM
Jesus Christ, there's a lot of derp there. How do these people turn on their computers?
 
2012-10-17 08:33:33 PM

GAT_00: fusillade762: Anyone else get the feeling Fark is now trolling the trolls?

Now?


Pretty much this.
 
2012-10-17 08:34:28 PM
By the way, nothing in that link proves a damn thing.
 
2012-10-17 08:34:30 PM

Girl From The North Country: DebraP • 2 mins 52 secs ago
I am SO OVER hearing about who "WON" the debate! This was not a basketball game! This was not a board game! This is our COUNTRY AND VERY LIBERTY on the line! This election is about the hard working Americans in this country ousting the worst Pres in modern history! It just so happens it is Romney running against him. Make no mistake. This is about saving this country from tipping over the fiscal cliff we are clinging to! And the only winning here is the American people getting back our country and rights

Rich. The worst Pres in modern history.


You're simplifying things a bit, DebraP.

It's not just about ousting the blackest the worst president in history.

It's also about "getting back our country" from...well, I'm not sure.

Aliens? No, that can't be it.

Hobbits? Perhaps.

Ordinary Americans? That's possible, I guess.

But, whoever these "getting back our country" activists are, they're REAL Americans. I mean, they're not like those socialist deadbeats who don't agree 100% with the Republican party platform.
 
2012-10-17 08:36:02 PM

ekdikeo4: Jesus Christ, there's a lot of derp there. How do these people turn on their computers?


That's why they have kids.
 
2012-10-17 08:36:50 PM

Girl From The North Country: Girl From The North Country: Nadie_AZ: So we can add Google to the list of people who are against republicans, now?

Where is that list?

It's a Yahoo! article. They must be on the list by now, right?

/ftfm


You need a "you don't change horses in mid stream" from Bobby D in your profile.

/carry on
 
2012-10-17 08:37:52 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-17 08:38:33 PM

ekdikeo4: Jesus Christ, there's a lot of derp there. How do these people turn on their computers?


They call their kids on the rare event they shut down without restarting.
 
2012-10-17 08:39:11 PM

ekdikeo4: Jesus Christ, there's a lot of derp there. How do these people turn on their computers?


Mommy leaves it on when she passes out drunk
 
2012-10-17 08:41:49 PM
I really wonder about people who make decision based on debates.

/IQ tests for voting ought to be the law
 
2012-10-17 08:43:03 PM

edmo: I really wonder about people who make decision based on debates.

/IQ tests for voting ought to be the law


Yeah, I'm no fan of poll tests. Sorry.

/from the sand land of derp
 
2012-10-17 08:43:46 PM
Old people vote, but they ask us youngins to google stuff for em.
 
2012-10-17 08:43:54 PM

GAT_00: By the way, nothing in that link proves a damn thing.


I missed the debate but I am curious about the binders of women I keep seeing everywhere...

*googles binders of women*

What the f*ck?
 
2012-10-17 08:47:51 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: GAT_00: By the way, nothing in that link proves a damn thing.

I missed the debate but I am curious about the binders of women I keep seeing everywhere...

*googles binders of women*

What the f*ck?


Romney, early on dodging the Lily Ledbetter Act, was talking about how when he was Governor he wanted women for his cabinet so he had people bring him binders full of women, his wording. It was just terribly worded and instantly lampooned.

Which actually wasn't true either, it was women's interest groups who prepared a list of women they wanted in the cabinet no matter who won, and Romney was given them.
 
2012-10-17 08:54:13 PM

make me some tea: Old people vote, but they ask us youngins to google stuff for em.


My mother belongs to the "Old lady's Democrat Club" in her town, her google fu is pretty strong.

/she's 76
//She does send me some funny stuff
 
2012-10-17 08:55:42 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: Girl From The North Country: Girl From The North Country: Nadie_AZ: So we can add Google to the list of people who are against republicans, now?

Where is that list?

It's a Yahoo! article. They must be on the list by now, right?

/ftfm

You need a "you don't change horses in mid stream" from Bobby D in your profile.

/carry on


Your wish is my command

/end threadjack
 
2012-10-17 08:57:12 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ekdikeo4: Jesus Christ, there's a lot of derp there. How do these people turn on their computers?

Mommy leaves it on when she passes out drunk


The fact that I see SO much of this scares the crap out of me.
 
2012-10-17 08:59:07 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: make me some tea: Old people vote, but they ask us youngins to google stuff for em.

My mother belongs to the "Old lady's Democrat Club" in her town, her google fu is pretty strong.

/she's 76
//She does send me some funny stuff


My mom knows how to google, but she usually doesn't. I have to do it for her and explain why the email forwards she's sending me are full of crap.
 
2012-10-17 09:03:50 PM

ekdikeo4: Jesus Christ, there's a lot of derp there. How do these people turn on their computers?


They call Geek Squad when they want to go online.  When they're done, they unplug it. Eventually, they call Geek Squad again.
 
2012-10-17 09:05:16 PM

GAT_00: antidisestablishmentarianism: GAT_00: By the way, nothing in that link proves a damn thing.

I missed the debate but I am curious about the binders of women I keep seeing everywhere...

*googles binders of women*

What the f*ck?

Romney, early on dodging the Lily Ledbetter Act, was talking about how when he was Governor he wanted women for his cabinet so he had people bring him binders full of women, his wording. It was just terribly worded and instantly lampooned.

Which actually wasn't true either, it was women's interest groups who prepared a list of women they wanted in the cabinet no matter who won, and Romney was given them.

 
 
2012-10-17 09:05:48 PM
Can someone help me with this one?

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-17 09:05:50 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: /she's 76
//She does send me some funny stuff


76 is hardly too old to know how to use a computer anymore.
 
2012-10-17 09:06:41 PM

GAT_00: antidisestablishmentarianism: GAT_00: By the way, nothing in that link proves a damn thing.

I missed the debate but I am curious about the binders of women I keep seeing everywhere...

*googles binders of women*

What the f*ck?

Romney, early on dodging the Lily Ledbetter Act, was talking about how when he was Governor he wanted women for his cabinet so he had people bring him binders full of women, his wording. It was just terribly worded and instantly lampooned.

Which actually wasn't true either, it was women's interest groups who prepared a list of women they wanted in the cabinet no matter who won, and Romney was given them.


s8.postimage.org
 
2012-10-17 09:07:50 PM

Girl From The North Country: DebraP • 2 mins 52 secs ago
I am SO OVER hearing about who "WON" the debate! This was not a basketball game! This was not a board game! This is our COUNTRY AND VERY LIBERTY on the line! This election is about the hard working Americans in this country ousting the worst Pres in modern history! It just so happens it is Romney running against him. Make no mistake. This is about saving this country from tipping over the fiscal cliff we are clinging to! And the only winning here is the American people getting back our country and rights

Rich. The worst Pres in modern history.



Kindly refrain from posting the inane blatherings of deBRAP on fark.  That is the most depressing comment notification I've gotten since someone was looking for a used viBRAPhone.
 
Thank you and have a pleasant evening.
 
2012-10-17 09:08:35 PM

silo123j: Can someone help me with this one?

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 216x500]


Um ...
1. I love the women. Just ask my wife.
2. I did last night. That's not what she said.
3. What did he just ....
4.
 
2012-10-17 09:10:49 PM

cretinbob: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x360]


CSB time: Right as I scrolled to that picture and was reading the "Real Recovery" sign, this lyric came up on the song I was listening to: "You can fark recovery cause you're already gone".

Are Monster Magnet wizards?
 
2012-10-17 09:13:09 PM

make me some tea: AlwaysRightBoy: make me some tea: Old people vote, but they ask us youngins to google stuff for em.

My mother belongs to the "Old lady's Democrat Club" in her town, her google fu is pretty strong.

/she's 76
//She does send me some funny stuff

My mom knows how to google, but she usually doesn't. I have to do it for her and explain why the email forwards she's sending me are full of crap.


You know she's just doing that because you never visit. Why do you hate your mother, after all the pain and suffering she's gone through? Oh, never mind, I'm wasting my time here. Do whatever you want.
 
2012-10-17 09:15:33 PM
Does anyone have a link to the actual, readably-sized charts? Because TFA sure doesn't seem to.
 
2012-10-17 09:20:12 PM

Magorn: GAT_00: antidisestablishmentarianism: GAT_00: By the way, nothing in that link proves a damn thing.

I missed the debate but I am curious about the binders of women I keep seeing everywhere...

*googles binders of women*

What the f*ck?

Romney, early on dodging the Lily Ledbetter Act, was talking about how when he was Governor he wanted women for his cabinet so he had people bring him binders full of women, his wording. It was just terribly worded and instantly lampooned.

Which actually wasn't true either, it was women's interest groups who prepared a list of women they wanted in the cabinet no matter who won, and Romney was given them.

[s8.postimage.org image 400x400]


i575.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-17 09:22:25 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-17 09:23:36 PM

Party Boy: [i.imgur.com image 500x352]


i575.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-17 09:23:54 PM

SpaceButler: Does anyone have a link to the actual, readably-sized charts? Because TFA sure doesn't seem to.


http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/google-obama-won
 
I alerted the Admins.  Hopefully it'll get changed out.
 
2012-10-17 09:25:06 PM
assets.nationaljournal.com
assets.nationaljournal.com
assets.nationaljournal.com
assets.nationaljournal.com

/it was in the URL
 
2012-10-17 09:32:44 PM

James!: http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/google-obama-won

I alerted the Admins. Hopefully it'll get changed out.



Thanks!

b0rscht: [assets.nationaljournal.com image 850x637]
[assets.nationaljournal.com image 850x637]
[assets.nationaljournal.com image 850x637]
[assets.nationaljournal.com image 850x637]

/it was in the URL


And more thanks!
 
2012-10-17 09:33:30 PM
Check out the google twitter feed here. it has all the larger images. Link
 
2012-10-17 09:40:30 PM
Cobrapenis
 
2012-10-17 09:53:18 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: *googles binders of women*


Some good stuff there.

freethoughtblogs.com

i.i.com.com

cdn.crushable.com

static.selfdeprecate.com 

www.pajiba.com

And not a single tied up chick in sight.
 
2012-10-17 09:57:31 PM

Cake Hunter: Cobrapenis


Of course.
 
2012-10-17 10:06:41 PM
de.acidcow.com
 
2012-10-17 10:08:02 PM
Cake Hunter/Cock Hunter, what's the difference?  Either way my moist pie hole' is getting stuffed with the things I crave. 
 
S'allright.
 
2012-10-17 10:08:38 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-17 10:14:33 PM

Girl From The North Country: DebraP • 2 mins 52 secs ago
I am SO OVER hearing about who "WON" the debate! This was not a basketball game! This was not a board game! This is our COUNTRY AND VERY LIBERTY on the line! This election is about the hard working Americans in this country ousting the worst Pres in modern history! It just so happens it is Romney running against him. Make no mistake. This is about saving this country from tipping over the fiscal cliff we are clinging to! And the only winning here is the American people getting back our country and rights

Rich. The worst Pres in modern history.


If you define "modern history" as "post-2009", she's technically right.
 
2012-10-17 10:17:28 PM

Nadie_AZ: So we can add Google to the list of people who are against republicans, now?

Where is that list?


The full list is a combination of Census Bureau tallies, along with state corporate & non-profit registries. It's a long farking list.
 
2012-10-17 10:19:40 PM
that's hilarious.
 
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