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(My Fox DC)   Five million dollar lottery winner waits 6 years to cash in his winning ticket because he didn't want his "windfall to influence his engagement and subsequent marriage" or in other words, he wanted to see if his wife was a golddigger   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 4
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2012-10-17 10:45:34 PM
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Madman drummers bummers: Godamnlimey: Would have made more sense to cash the ticket right away and bank the interest for 5 years

What is this "interest" of which you speak?


It's when your eyebrows go up slightly. There's a house for sale just down the street from me and the agent guy is asking for expressions of interest on it. It sucks, I don't want all these mimes coming through my neighbourhood with giant ladders. Probably at least half of them will accidentally take their imagination ladders and then do that ridiculous "climbing nowhere" crap that they do. They take so long to set them up. It's like, "F*ck you, mime, a real ladder doesn't even take that long to set up, and there's no reason to purse your stupid lips. Pretend suicide off the top, you f*cker." I'm angry just thinking about it. We're good people here, we don't need their kind whimsying up the suburb.
2012-10-18 12:36:32 AM
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Diarrhea Anne Frank: ozarkmatt: KrispyKritter: when i was a young man my goal was to hit the Lottery, buy a huge liquor warehouse and have the windows boarded up so I could drink in peace.

Hell, I want to do that now in a Lowe's or a Home Depot. Just walk around and buy all the cool toys you want. I know most will never be used, but I would have a home workshop that makes Norm Abram look like a pussy.

I'm 33, and if growing "older" has brought me any wisdom at all, they have been in the form of strategies for getting locked into a Toy'r'Us overnight.


*It has.

"IT HAS been in the form of...", not "they have...". Dang it all to gosh. My failure turned a heartfelt expression of my innermost desires turned into a festival of wankpuddery. I feel your pain, Kristen Stewart! I feel it!

(Also if she ever reads this and wants to upgrade "pain" to "boob", I'm up for it. Email is username at gmail. I've got a couch that folds out if the scrawny guy with the hair tags along.)
2012-10-17 10:54:38 PM
1 votes:

bio4ema: what's with the unlikely tag?


The obvious tag is hiding from divorce lawyers
2012-10-17 10:03:48 PM
1 votes:
Lemme guess, he's suddenly worried about capital gains, dividends, and savings taxes, amirite?

Amirite?

R.A.M.P.

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