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(Daily Mail)   The arc of a man's urine can diagnose prostate problems. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 71
    More: Interesting, School of Engineering, Candy Crowley, University of London, Sussex  
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2012-10-17 08:13:40 PM
What does it mean if it looks like your penis is dispensing lemon Frogurt?
 
- Asking on behalf of a friend of a distant cousin.
 
2012-10-17 09:49:47 PM
How does this correlate to the angle of the dangle?
 
2012-10-17 10:12:09 PM
I have that album. Steve Winwood's Arc of a Urine Stream.
 
2012-10-17 10:36:50 PM

brap: What does it mean if it looks like your penis is dispensing lemon Frogurt?
 
- Asking on behalf of a friend of a distant cousin.


The Frogurt is also CURSED.
 
2012-10-17 10:38:50 PM
What about the piss stain patterns on the seat / floor? Can that help? I have lots of data points.

//bachelor.
 
2012-10-17 10:40:26 PM
Penis.
 
2012-10-17 10:43:27 PM
"Your urethra is so narrow sperm be going through there single file."
 
2012-10-17 10:44:18 PM
I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean bad?
 
2012-10-17 10:44:45 PM
Just an observation: if you go to most events, the line at the Ladies is always longer than the one at the Gents.
The exception is the Opera, where all the old farts spend much more time pointing Percy at the porcelain.
I assume it's prostate-related.
 
2012-10-17 10:44:58 PM
Hmmm, I wonder what a W arc means?
 
2012-10-17 10:45:03 PM
Is this the german porn thread?
 
2012-10-17 10:45:46 PM
Sort of hard to pee when someone's staring at you...
 
2012-10-17 10:47:16 PM
Jeez. Can't we just settle for having a finger up our ass once a year?
 
2012-10-17 10:47:44 PM

jprogram: Sort of hard to pee when someone's staring at you...


funny....i dont have a problem when your mom is staring at me
 
2012-10-17 10:49:51 PM
How can you measure an arc when it only dribbles? This test must be flawed.
 
2012-10-17 10:52:32 PM

jprogram: Sort of hard to pee when someone's staring at you...



If you can get a good stream going in one of these things with a bunch of other dudes around you...you're a better man than I.

www.urinal.net
 
2012-10-17 10:52:38 PM
DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS

www.metroactive.com
 
2012-10-17 10:53:56 PM

I Browse: [www.urinal.net image 578x400]


Looks like they have clips to help with that problem.
 
2012-10-17 10:54:08 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Had a stream.
 
2012-10-17 10:55:11 PM
Which stream do I measure..there are so many.
 
2012-10-17 10:55:27 PM
And the Lord God did say unto Noah, "Noah, go thou forth and from every man gather ye two jars of Piss, and then shalt thou put them into an Arc, the details of which art set forth in Genesis 6:14 or so, with the gopherwood and pitch and the cubits and such."

And Noah, in Fear of the Lord, did fall prostate upon the ground and did tremble, for what he hoped was the Spirit of the Lord was within him. And as the Lord command him Noah did make the sounds of an unclean animal, which did please the Lord mightily.

Truly, the Lord is my Deliverance.
 
2012-10-17 10:55:45 PM
"I LOOKED AT THE TRAP, RAY"
 
2012-10-17 10:55:56 PM
To stream is to pee.
 
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2012-10-17 10:58:34 PM
cdn.ebaumsworld.com

Has a narrow urethra
 
2012-10-17 10:59:11 PM
We should put stream strength meters in bars and watch a bunch of drunk men feed it quarters all night as they piss all over each other.

Damn, did I just turn this into a German porn thread? My bad.
 
2012-10-17 11:01:10 PM
so... farkers... when you use the urinal... do you go all out, over the top with the necessary equipment or peak it through the brief/boxers?
 
2012-10-17 11:02:43 PM

Plant Rights Activist: so... farkers... when you use the urinal... do you go all out, over the top with the necessary equipment or peak it through the brief/boxers?


All out over the top. Of course I also pee outside all the time.
 
2012-10-17 11:06:04 PM

Plant Rights Activist: so... farkers... when you use the urinal... do you go all out, over the top with the necessary equipment or peak it through the brief/boxers?


Pants and boxers down to the ankles. Standing about two feet from the wall. Hands free.
 
2012-10-17 11:08:01 PM
Overheard in the company bathroom a few years ago, from a 70+ co-worker: "Fark, when you get over 60, you piss in Morse code."
 
2012-10-17 11:08:47 PM

Oznog: brap: What does it mean if it looks like your penis is dispensing lemon Frogurt?
 
- Asking on behalf of a friend of a distant cousin.

The Frogurt is also CURSED.


That's bad.
 
2012-10-17 11:08:57 PM

Plant Rights Activist: so... farkers... when you use the urinal... do you go all out, over the top with the necessary equipment or peak it through the brief/boxers?


1.bp.blogspot.com 

/hot
 
2012-10-17 11:09:01 PM
The article could've mentioned what to look for.
*sigh* Now I'll just have to film it and put it up on youtube for others to critique.

Also, was going to make the Stevie Winwood joke but some other witty person beat me to it.
 
2012-10-17 11:16:33 PM
Also on this page: * Six cups of coffee a day 'cuts risk of both womb and prostate cancer'
 
2012-10-17 11:21:19 PM
comicon.com

I just want to point out that people who have this or a derivative thereof on their car are assholes 100% of the time.

/piss on you, vulgar loser p.o.s.
 
2012-10-17 11:22:45 PM
And yet no one in the restroom will ever appreciate it when you offer an assessment.
 
2012-10-17 11:22:55 PM
Just relax and go with the flow.

images.tvrage.com
 
2012-10-17 11:23:44 PM
At first I was all like.. SWORD FIGHTS! Then i was all like.. Prostate cancer =(
 
2012-10-17 11:30:45 PM
I have acquired Split-Stream Technology!
 
2012-10-17 11:38:47 PM
Oddly enough, I heard someone give a talk on similar research back in 1979. Unfortunately, it was a presentation to a group of gifted high schoolers. No matter how gifted you are, if you're a high schooler, you are not going to be able to do much but giggle uncontrollably at something like this.
 
2012-10-17 11:39:05 PM

Nuclear Monk: Which stream do I measure..there are so many.


i hate it when that happens.
 
2012-10-17 11:39:18 PM
There's no worse sensation than your stream uncontrollably cease and require a hospital ER visit to get catheterized.....er, maybe I've said too much.
 
2012-10-17 11:43:23 PM

aremmes: Just relax and go with the flow.

[images.tvrage.com image 250x187]


damn kids! Quit wzckin' off in mah shed!!!!

(do a Mean imitation of 'im)
 
2012-10-17 11:45:02 PM

hutchkc: Hmmm, I wonder what a W arc means?


Dude, wait till you're done before shaking it.
 
2012-10-17 11:47:35 PM
I wonder how they are correlating this? the more curved the arc the better shape your prostate is in? I rarely notice when I am using the bathroom indoors what the arc is, and when i have went outdoors I really don't try to pay attention then either. Of course I am only 40 and haven't noticed any problems.
I will say this much though and not trying to make anyone sick (although this being fark I would have to try really hard) here a couple of years back I got really bad hemorrhoids. So bad that they actually were cutting off the flow. I would take a shiat and the swelling got so bad that i couldn't pee. I had to to actually run the bathtub full of cold water and sit in freezing water until the cold made the swelling go down enough to let me go. finally found a doctor who agreed to remove them (and I say finally because other doctors I went to kept telling me surgery was risky or recovery time could be long) it also helped that I had had a bowel movement prior to the doctor scoping it out. I don't know what she said but it was foreign and she sounded surprised. she later said that she had seen bigger and i hoped she was talking about the hemorrhoids.
 
2012-10-17 11:56:25 PM
content7.flixster.com
 
2012-10-17 11:59:19 PM

jimmyjackfunk: I wonder how they are correlating this? the more curved the arc the better shape your prostate is in? I rarely notice when I am using the bathroom indoors what the arc is, and when i have went outdoors I really don't try to pay attention then either. Of course I am only 40 and haven't noticed any problems.
I will say this much though and not trying to make anyone sick (although this being fark I would have to try really hard) here a couple of years back I got really bad hemorrhoids. So bad that they actually were cutting off the flow. I would take a shiat and the swelling got so bad that i couldn't pee. I had to to actually run the bathtub full of cold water and sit in freezing water until the cold made the swelling go down enough to let me go. finally found a doctor who agreed to remove them (and I say finally because other doctors I went to kept telling me surgery was risky or recovery time could be long) it also helped that I had had a bowel movement prior to the doctor scoping it out. I don't know what she said but it was foreign and she sounded surprised. she later said that she had seen bigger and i hoped she was talking about the hemorrhoids.


Man,you really should get out more often.
 
2012-10-18 12:03:22 AM
I wanted to send out some crucifix images across the 'net so I whipped up some code using TCP but was admonished by my boss and had to rewrite the prog to use UDP.
"Don't stream the crosses" he told me.
 
2012-10-18 12:03:41 AM

Plant Rights Activist: so... farkers... when you use the urinal... do you go all out, over the top with the necessary equipment or peak it through the brief/boxers?


the more well dressed i am the more inappropriate i prefer to behave. wearing a suit & tie at the office or where formal wear is necessary, it's best to fully remove your shoes, trousers & unders. should someone comment i explain i am from a foreign land and my ways and customs are different from their own.
 
2012-10-18 12:08:16 AM
Gozer agrees.
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-18 12:09:00 AM

sweet-daddy-2: jimmyjackfunk: I wonder how they are correlating this? the more curved the arc the better shape your prostate is in? I rarely notice when I am using the bathroom indoors what the arc is, and when i have went outdoors I really don't try to pay attention then either. Of course I am only 40 and haven't noticed any problems.
I will say this much though and not trying to make anyone sick (although this being fark I would have to try really hard) here a couple of years back I got really bad hemorrhoids. So bad that they actually were cutting off the flow. I would take a shiat and the swelling got so bad that i couldn't pee. I had to to actually run the bathtub full of cold water and sit in freezing water until the cold made the swelling go down enough to let me go. finally found a doctor who agreed to remove them (and I say finally because other doctors I went to kept telling me surgery was risky or recovery time could be long) it also helped that I had had a bowel movement prior to the doctor scoping it out. I don't know what she said but it was foreign and she sounded surprised. she later said that she had seen bigger and i hoped she was talking about the hemorrhoids.

Man,you really should get out more often.


i do get out just wanted to share my experiences with the fark universe.
 
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