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(WWSB ABC 7)   Mother good: takes teen daughter to Orlando for the weekend. Mother bad: leaves behind a 10-year-old, 3-year-old, and bed-ridden elderly woman to fend for themselves in a filthy house (with pics)   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 18
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2012-10-17 09:45:02 PM
4 votes:
"Your honor, I was auditioning for a show on The Learning Channel."
2012-10-18 12:38:52 AM
3 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: So the 10 year old isn't mature enough to take care of things when mom's away for a couple days?

I'd leave my kid (7) at home for a couple days if I had to. He can cook for himself, clean up after himself, and knows the necessary phone numbers to call in case of an emergency. If his grandparents lived with us, he could take care of them too (he already does when we visit them).

Parents should be able to determine whether or not kids are old enough to stay home alone, not nosy do-gooders.

If a 10-year-old doesn't know how to use a can opener, she's not immature; she hasn't been taught a basic life skill by a mom who obviously doesn't give a damn about anyone but herself.

My kid doesn't know how to use a can opener. We only use fresh organic produce and anti-biotic free meats in our kitchen. We don't use anything canned or in a tube or frozen.

I'm not saying this woman is like me, but there might be more to the story than meets the eye.


Not baggin' on you at all, but I'm just really enjoying the cognitive dissonance of reading the phrase, "We only use fresh organic produce and anti-biotic free meats," written by someone whose online nom de plume is AverageAmericanGuy. Because, according to an informal poll of the people I run into on a daily basis, the Average American Guy is currently spooning unlabeled horse meat out of a can with tortilla chips that are half sugar because organic is what them Commie Islamists eat.
2012-10-18 08:42:55 AM
2 votes:
brightcove01.brightcove.com

Those asshole cops could have at least let her take off her Halloween costume before taking a mug shot.

Sheesh.
2012-10-18 01:05:25 AM
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: So the 10 year old isn't mature enough to take care of things when mom's away for a couple days?

I'd leave my kid (7) at home for a couple days if I had to. He can cook for himself, clean up after himself, and knows the necessary phone numbers to call in case of an emergency. If his grandparents lived with us, he could take care of them too (he already does when we visit them).

Parents should be able to determine whether or not kids are old enough to stay home alone, not nosy do-gooders.


Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
2012-10-17 11:25:51 PM
2 votes:

buckler:

If a 10-year-old doesn't know how to use a can opener, she's not immature; she hasn't been taught a basic life skill by a mom who obviously doesn't give a damn about anyone but herself.



Dude, I know teenagers who can't read an analog clock. Lord only knows if they can cook for themselves or not.
2012-10-18 07:03:10 AM
1 votes:

cretinbob: I blame Obamacare


I think I would rather have the government supply me with homecare rather than healthcare. If the govt would supply me with a maid to clean my place I would have more time for the gym, thus I would be healthier and not need healthcare. It would create jobs, my place would be clean, and I wouldnt be a drain on the healthcare system its a win win win!
xcv
2012-10-18 02:09:15 AM
1 votes:

EmmaLou: Farklee: EmmaLou: My aunt and cousins used to live in a house like that. I don't know what this chick's problem is, but my aunt was an alcoholic and drug addict. My mom called CPS on multiple occasions, and they actually went there and didn't take the kids away.

My aunt went to jail for a month, and left the kids (12, 11, and 9) some money and told them not to tell anyone. (It was summer.) One of them came to our house and just didn't go home...which happened a lot, so we didn't think anything of it.

For awhile there, they had chickens running around the house, and then there was the time that one of the kids brought home a pair of rats which multiplied. The oldest took a gun to them to get to his bedroom, which had become overrun by said rats while he was in reform school. 

They condemned the house after they moved.

Nice story...Lemme guess, 1948?

I wish it was a story.


It's from The Boxcar Children: Uncensored Edition
2012-10-18 02:01:34 AM
1 votes:

Mugato: Farklee: Am I racist because I was surprised the mom was white?

I've never seen a black person at Halloween Horror Nights.


What if they smile? Or wave? Can you see 'em then?
2012-10-18 12:17:59 AM
1 votes:

Farklee: Am I racist because I was surprised the mom was white?


I've never seen a black person at Halloween Horror Nights.
2012-10-18 12:08:16 AM
1 votes:
I thought they were white.

Is it racist to think that all black people have tidy households?
2012-10-17 11:29:31 PM
1 votes:

Farklee: Am I racist because I was surprised the mom was white?


Nope, I also assumed she was from Brazil.
2012-10-17 11:27:12 PM
1 votes:

Farklee: Am I racist because I was surprised the mom was white?


If the mama was black, she would have left some KFC and grape drink in the fridge for the kids.
2012-10-17 11:24:30 PM
1 votes:
At least the kids shouldn't have immune systems problems, unlike the rest of you pristine antibacterial I-don't-have-dog-shiat-in-my-house nose-in-the-air yuppie snowflake types.
2012-10-17 11:21:36 PM
1 votes:

SevenizGud: I think it is really awful that she has depression that causes her an inability to clean up the house. I think taxpayers should fork over enough money to get her a maid. Of course, in a society as wealthy is ours, it really should be a fundamental right for her to not have a dirty house. So I advocate the buying of a new house for her every time hers gets dirty. It's not her kids' fault the house is dirty. And it clearly isn't her fault.

And now we have both parents in jail, and it's really a shame that the kids have to be put through that, and the parents have to have no kids that grew up without parents in jail. So I think the taxpayers should fork over enough money so that this couple can have some more kids, and give them enough money that it is no burden for them to raise the kids. Everyone should be allowed to raise kids who don't have parents in jail. In fact, it should be a fundamental right.



Geez, I can almost hear you sniffing that glue.
2012-10-17 11:19:35 PM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: buckler: AverageAmericanGuy: So the 10 year old isn't mature enough to take care of things when mom's away for a couple days?
I'd leave my kid (7) at home for a couple days if I had to. He can cook for himself, clean up after himself, and knows the necessary phone numbers to call in case of an emergency. If his grandparents lived with us, he could take care of them too (he already does when we visit them).
Parents should be able to determine whether or not kids are old enough to stay home alone, not nosy do-gooders.
If a 10-year-old doesn't know how to use a can opener, she's not immature; she hasn't been taught a basic life skill by a mom who obviously doesn't give a damn about anyone but herself.
My kid doesn't know how to use a can opener. We only use fresh organic produce and anti-biotic free meats in our kitchen. We don't use anything canned or in a tube or frozen.
I'm not saying this woman is like me, but there might be more to the story than meets the eye.



Do you also have to be to the gym in 26 minutes?
cuz you kind of sound like a douche.
Teach your kid to use a can opener already.
Might save their life someday.
2012-10-17 11:15:41 PM
1 votes:
I can sympathize a bit. Last year I left my 4 year old and 1 year old behind while I took my 12 year old nieces to Disneyland instead. (But I left them with their mom and fully abled grandparents.)
2012-10-17 11:11:24 PM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: So the 10 year old isn't mature enough to take care of things when mom's away for a couple days?

I'd leave my kid (7) at home for a couple days if I had to. He can cook for himself, clean up after himself, and knows the necessary phone numbers to call in case of an emergency. If his grandparents lived with us, he could take care of them too (he already does when we visit them).

Parents should be able to determine whether or not kids are old enough to stay home alone, not nosy do-gooders.


I've had it up to here with your kind and your common sense, perhaps more honey boo boo and the kardashian's, and less book readin' might straighten you out.
2012-10-17 09:04:22 PM
1 votes:
In her defense, Halloween Horror Nights at Universal is awesome. Definitely the best of any park in the area.
 
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