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(Washington Post)   Naturalized Iranian-American, now living in Texas, pleads guilty to attempting to hire a Mexican drug-dealer to kill the Saudi ambassador to the US with a restaurant bomb. No, this is not the plot of Mel Brooks' next Broadway hit   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Iranians, Saudis, United States, Texas, Iran's Qods Force, ambassadors, military officials, Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps  
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2012-10-17 10:51:21 PM  
Damn, always with the Texas connection. Oswald, Hinckley and now Arbabsinar.

//One of these things is not like the others...
2012-10-17 11:17:15 PM  

Sticky Hands: I prefer my Iranian-Americans unnatural if you know what I mean.

I still fondly remember the Iranian girl that sat in front of me in math class.

A restaurant bomb is a great idea - - you could fit a lot of explosives inside of a restaurant - - but I question how mobile the bomb will be.

Two Words: Taco Truck.

But frankly I don't get it, why use bombs, guns, whatever when you can steal an old Buick Skylark and run them over, afterwards drive around the block, get out of the car and walk away.

Frankly, all these guys seem really really stupid.
2012-10-18 12:15:37 AM  

Oznog: [ image 555x350]

Hire a tough Mexican to assassinate a govt figure? WHERE did they ever get that idea from?

Frankly, if I was going to have anyone assassinated, I'd hire a cartel soldier. Tough, mean, nothing to lose and guaranteed to get the job done. Shoot, just promise to send a couple hundred a month to his wife and kids in Juarez, and you wouldn't even have to check up on him. You KNOW the target would never survive.
2012-10-18 08:23:23 AM  
islam is awsome
2012-10-18 02:35:57 PM  
pi$$ on you i am working for Mel Brooks
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