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2012-10-17 06:04:03 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-17 06:08:18 PM
Woot.
 
2012-10-17 06:08:31 PM
cache.gawker.com
 
2012-10-17 06:08:36 PM

Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 125x125]


I've just spent at least a whole minute watching this and laughing harder and harder
 
2012-10-17 06:08:46 PM

Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 125x125]


Question, what is that gif from?
 
2012-10-17 06:08:49 PM

Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 125x125]


i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-10-17 06:09:42 PM
This money is actually going to charity in the end right?
 
2012-10-17 06:09:46 PM
Is Joe even allowed to accept such a gift? At the Presidential libraries I have visited, I have seen gifts to the presidents "on loan" from the US government, because those gifts are considered government property, not the property of the individual.
 
2012-10-17 06:10:27 PM
Has anyone pointed out what a bad idea this is?
 
2012-10-17 06:10:35 PM
I refuse to be an early adopter. I'll let the rest of you beta test this product until it is halfway through it's lifecycle ($12,500). Only then will I buy in.

/just kidding, I'll pony up $25 once my workday is over. Which will likely be 10 PM at this rate, but ya can't have everything

//Seriously, I think some people are afraid they'd look silly if they supported something that a large amount of people didn't support it first. Helllloooo, look at the website you're on. This ain't exactly the mainstream, no matter how many sponsored links there are
 
2012-10-17 06:11:14 PM

Current Resident:


Why is this so goddamn funny?
 
2012-10-17 06:12:39 PM
Man, it's gonna take DAYS to flush all that cash down the toilet.
 
2012-10-17 06:13:10 PM

Gunny Highway: This money is actually going to charity in the end right?


Eventually, it's still funny though.
 
2012-10-17 06:14:34 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Man, it's gonna take DAYS to flush all that cash down the toilet.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-17 06:14:58 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 125x125]

Question, what is that gif from?


It's Kerry Katona, if memory serves. But I have no idea what it's taken from.
 
2012-10-17 06:15:20 PM
Joe's made enough money off of me.
 
2012-10-17 06:16:39 PM
honey bo bo


bo bo!!!!

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-17 06:18:12 PM

CygnusDarius: Gunny Highway: This money is actually going to charity in the end right?

Eventually, it's still funny though.


Then I will be happy to join.

Rock and roll!
 
2012-10-17 06:20:50 PM
Obama gives a bird...

www.conservativecommune.com
 
2012-10-17 06:21:21 PM
I don't understand how this is funny, can someone explain?
 
2012-10-17 06:21:32 PM

CygnusDarius: Gunny Highway: This money is actually going to charity in the end right?

Eventually, it's still funny though.


No it's not.

Biden is going to ignore it, and all you nerds will be patting yourself on the backs for giving money to "charity."
 
2012-10-17 06:21:45 PM

CygnusDarius: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Man, it's gonna take DAYS to flush all that cash down the toilet.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 400x224]


Yup. Just a hater. No way at all giving several thousand dollars to someone that says they'll give it to charity can go wrong.
 
2012-10-17 06:23:42 PM

halfof33: Has anyone pointed out what a bad idea this is?


Mostly you post on Fark as a moderately intelligent right wing shill, so I know you can do better than this post. The proceeds go to four charities.

So, here's what you can do. You think it's a bad idea? Why don't you post four charities that you think need financial help, gain the donations of many Fark posters and benefit your chosen charities with over $10,000. Until then go be a shiat heel in some other thread.

/Yes I have donated
 
2012-10-17 06:23:54 PM

halfof33: CygnusDarius: Gunny Highway: This money is actually going to charity in the end right?

Eventually, it's still funny though.

No it's not.

Biden is going to ignore it, and all you nerds will be patting yourself on the backs for giving money to "charity."


I mean before it is offered to Biden it is going to be given to charity thought right? Is the intention to actually offer the VP a car?
 
2012-10-17 06:25:25 PM
This is the awesomest thing since calling that psycho Sideshow Bob.
 
2012-10-17 06:26:25 PM
and if I might say, of all the stupid sh*t found on Fark, this is right up there. I wish you all luck in your endevors and just want to point out that there are rules about giving gifts to the countries leaders you way want to look into. Just sayin...
 
2012-10-17 06:27:31 PM
It's obvious where all the haters are hanging out.

**sneaks back to the official thread**
 
2012-10-17 06:27:48 PM

Brick-House: Obama gives a bird...

http://www.conservativecommune.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/obama-m a n-child-flipping-bird.jpg


Wow, what a horrible shoop. Did they literally just darken the values of his index finger? You can still see the fingernail ffs.
 
2012-10-17 06:28:04 PM
I'd be happy if Joe bought me a Metro Pass.
 
2012-10-17 06:28:54 PM

Brick-House: and if I might say, of all the stupid sh*t found on Fark, this is right up there. I wish you all luck in your endevors and just want to point out that there are rules about giving gifts to the countries leaders you way want to look into. Just sayin...


Hey, would you you do me a favor and read the TFA link? Please? The whole way through, now...
 
2012-10-17 06:29:14 PM

Delay: halfof33: Has anyone pointed out what a bad idea this is?

Mostly you post on Fark as a moderately intelligent right wing shill, so I know you can do better than this post. The proceeds go to four charities.

So, here's what you can do. You think it's a bad idea? Why don't you post four charities that you think need financial help, gain the donations of many Fark posters and benefit your chosen charities with over $10,000. Until then go be a shiat heel in some other thread.

/Yes I have donated


Or here's an idea... how about we donate directly to said charities without the shady middleman involved. Less risk for everyone.
 
2012-10-17 06:29:20 PM

dudicon: I don't understand how this is funny, can someone explain?


I'm waiting for an explanation as well... I think this is another one of those forced memes like the whole Sideshow Bob thing.
 
2012-10-17 06:29:45 PM

Brick-House: and if I might say, of all the stupid sh*t found on Fark, this is right up there. I wish you all luck in your endevors and just want to point out that there are rules about giving gifts to the countries leaders you way want to look into. Just sayin...


OMG Favorited. I'm going with closeted homosexual purple 2 for all your fabulous posts.
 
2012-10-17 06:29:49 PM

Delay: So, here's what you can do. You think it's a bad idea? Why don't you post four charities that you think need financial help, gain the donations of many Fark posters and benefit your chosen charities with over $10,000. Until then go be a shiat heel in some other thread.


Hey sport? Screw the charities. The whole thing smacks of lame. You want to give to charities, do it, don't bother me with some mild "lol" while saying it is in a "good cause."

By the way, Screw smirky joe while you are at it.
 
2012-10-17 06:30:55 PM

Gunny Highway: halfof33: CygnusDarius: Gunny Highway: This money is actually going to charity in the end right?

Eventually, it's still funny though.

No it's not.

Biden is going to ignore it, and all you nerds will be patting yourself on the backs for giving money to "charity."

I mean before it is offered to Biden it is going to be given to charity thought right? Is the intention to actually offer the VP a car?


How hard is it to read the frequently asked questions on the link? Don't make me stop this car.
 
2012-10-17 06:32:19 PM

Gunny Highway: halfof33: CygnusDarius: Gunny Highway: This money is actually going to charity in the end right?

Eventually, it's still funny though.

No it's not.

Biden is going to ignore it, and all you nerds will be patting yourself on the backs for giving money to "charity."

I mean before it is offered to Biden it is going to be given to charity thought right? Is the intention to actually offer the VP a car?


We're gonna buy the car (and if everything goes right) take it to DC, get a photo op/have him sign it/etc. Then the car is sold (regardless if we get the photo op or not). The amount the car is sold for, plus whatever else collected, is split 4 ways between the Wounded Warrior Project, GLAAD, Doctors Without Borders and the Biden Breast Health Initiative.
 
2012-10-17 06:32:45 PM
If the goal isn't reached, the money is going straight to charity.

If the goal is reached, all money excess of the goal is going straight to charity.

The "goal" money will be used to coordinate and purchase a TransAm that resembles the one from the famous Onion Article. If all goes well, Joe Biden himself will be in a photo-op with it, and possibly sign or personalize it in some way.

Then, the TransAm will be sold at auction. The proceeds of that auction will then be donated to charity.

Anyone still confused?
 
2012-10-17 06:33:29 PM
This is among the stupidest things the Internet collective has gotten behind. You people are retards.
 
2012-10-17 06:33:53 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Delay: halfof33: Has anyone pointed out what a bad idea this is?

Mostly you post on Fark as a moderately intelligent right wing shill, so I know you can do better than this post. The proceeds go to four charities.

So, here's what you can do. You think it's a bad idea? Why don't you post four charities that you think need financial help, gain the donations of many Fark posters and benefit your chosen charities with over $10,000. Until then go be a shiat heel in some other thread.

/Yes I have donated

Or here's an idea... how about we donate directly to said charities without the shady middleman involved. Less risk for everyone.


Well, I wouldn't call ourselves "shady middlemen" but if you make donations to those charities, THANK YOU. Every bit helps, even if its not through GJTB
 
2012-10-17 06:35:01 PM

ATRDCI: Gunny Highway: halfof33: CygnusDarius: Gunny Highway: This money is actually going to charity in the end right?

Eventually, it's still funny though.

No it's not.

Biden is going to ignore it, and all you nerds will be patting yourself on the backs for giving money to "charity."

I mean before it is offered to Biden it is going to be given to charity thought right? Is the intention to actually offer the VP a car?

We're gonna buy the car (and if everything goes right) take it to DC, get a photo op/have him sign it/etc. Then the car is sold (regardless if we get the photo op or not). The amount the car is sold for, plus whatever else collected, is split 4 ways between the Wounded Warrior Project, GLAAD, Doctors Without Borders and the Biden Breast Health Initiative.


Got it.
 
2012-10-17 06:35:46 PM
P.S. On a related note: Thank you, Mr. President. Next round, finish him off with a solid right to the face... *)
 
2012-10-17 06:36:15 PM

Gunny Highway: halfof33: CygnusDarius: Gunny Highway: This money is actually going to charity in the end right?

Eventually, it's still funny though.

No it's not.

Biden is going to ignore it, and all you nerds will be patting yourself on the backs for giving money to "charity."

I mean before it is offered to Biden it is going to be given to charity thought right? Is the intention to actually offer the VP a car?


If the donation cap is met, the proceeds will be used to buy a car and auction it off for charity. If the cap is not met, the money will just be given directly to the charities. At least that was the set up as of a few days ago when this started.

The people saying "oh, you're just idiots wasting money giving a rich guy a car" are purposefully being misleading because they are bitter douchebags. Nobody actually wants to just give Biden a car. It's a symbolic gesture.
 
2012-10-17 06:36:34 PM

ATRDCI: get a photo op/have him sign it/etc


This will never happen.

There is no face palm large enough.

Man, when TFD hits real life....
 
2012-10-17 06:37:42 PM

USA Prime Credit Peggy: If the goal isn't reached, the money is going straight to charity.

If the goal is reached, all money excess of the goal is going straight to charity.

The "goal" money will be used to coordinate and purchase a TransAm that resembles the one from the famous Onion Article. If all goes well, Joe Biden himself will be in a photo-op with it, and possibly sign or personalize it in some way.

Then, the TransAm will be sold at auction. The proceeds of that auction will then be donated to charity.

Anyone still confused?


Now see, here's where the issue lies. According to TFA, the money will "hopefully" go to charity. When I donate to the Red Cross, it doesn't "hopefully" go to charity, it goes to farking charity. I'm not giving money to they guy standing outside the Red Cross who "hopes" to give it charity.
 
2012-10-17 06:37:50 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Delay: halfof33: Has anyone pointed out what a bad idea this is?

Mostly you post on Fark as a moderately intelligent right wing shill, so I know you can do better than this post. The proceeds go to four charities.

So, here's what you can do. You think it's a bad idea? Why don't you post four charities that you think need financial help, gain the donations of many Fark posters and benefit your chosen charities with over $10,000. Until then go be a shiat heel in some other thread.

/Yes I have donated

Or here's an idea... how about we donate directly to said charities without the shady middleman involved. Less risk for everyone.


Fair enough, pick your charity. If I like it I match your donation, but I will need documentation of your donation.

There is no greedy middleman in this Fark Pontiac drive. The proceeds go to 4 worthy recipients. I don't see anyone on Fark claiming that they will profit from their time spent.

Document your donations up to now, no organized religious organization shiat. That's how the Religious Right hide their child care and female health care expenses.
 
2012-10-17 06:38:36 PM

halfof33: ATRDCI: get a photo op/have him sign it/etc

This will never happen.

There is no face palm large enough.

Man, when TFD hits real life....


You've shown me the light. I will now stop finding the lulz in this and will dissuade everyone I know from contributing. Thank you for your insight.
 
2012-10-17 06:39:13 PM

halfof33: ATRDCI: get a photo op/have him sign it/etc

This will never happen.

There is no face palm large enough.

Man, when TFD hits real life....


*tsk tsk*, dream-stealer.

Quit yer dream-stealin'.
 
2012-10-17 06:40:03 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Brick-House: and if I might say, of all the stupid sh*t found on Fark, this is right up there. I wish you all luck in your endevors and just want to point out that there are rules about giving gifts to the countries leaders you way want to look into. Just sayin...

Hey, would you you do me a favor and read the TFA link? Please? The whole way through, now...


I have him marked as "ijit", in piss yellow.
 
2012-10-17 06:40:12 PM

aaronius: You've shown me the light. I will now stop finding the lulz in this and will dissuade everyone I know from contributing. Thank you for your insight.


How can you find the lulz in it? It is a bad idea that will get worse when Biden ignores it. Which he will.
 
2012-10-17 06:40:39 PM
If i care i would have donated, you don't need to spam this.
 
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