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(Yahoo)   Now batting for the Ocelot's - Josh Beckett   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 19
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2012-10-17 06:29:10 PM  
Batting for the Ocelot's what?
 
2012-10-17 06:53:59 PM  

Donnchadha: Batting for the Ocelot's what?


No, subby means "Now batting for the Ocelot is". Well, either that or he's an idiot.
 
2012-10-17 06:55:22 PM  
Archer approves
 
2012-10-17 06:56:48 PM  
It's like meowchwitz in there.
 
2012-10-17 07:10:55 PM  
i12.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-17 07:14:25 PM  

kronicfeld: It's like meowchwitz in there.


You fox eared @sshole.
 
2012-10-17 07:30:10 PM  
I saw the headline, and thought "jesus, submitter's illiterate." Then I thought, "wow, that sounds way too non-assholish to be Josh Beckett."

And of course, then I read the article, and saw that he's just pissed that someone's building a pipeline on his ranch and is using "ocelot habitat" as an excuse to sue the company.
 
2012-10-17 08:03:25 PM  
Wait a sec - did a pipeline company just started bulldozing on private property, or is Beckett's "ranch" public land that he has a lease on? Is this another Daryl Hannah KeystoneXL pipeline thing where it was taken by eminent domain, or did he sign a contract with this company, and is now trying to back out of the deal?
 
2012-10-17 08:04:24 PM  
obligatory:

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2012-10-17 08:33:02 PM  
Reminds me of Anne Francis for some reason.
 
2012-10-17 09:30:00 PM  
Probably expecting to be challenged by the apostrophe's
 
2012-10-17 09:39:16 PM  

puckrock2000: Wait a sec - did a pipeline company just started bulldozing on private property, or is Beckett's "ranch" public land that he has a lease on? Is this another Daryl Hannah KeystoneXL pipeline thing where it was taken by eminent domain, or did he sign a contract with this company, and is now trying to back out of the deal?


I'm confused too. If he owns it, he'd have to sign off on the pipeline. But really, it's 7000 ACRES!!!! How big is that pipe, or how stupid are the ocelot to not run away from an oncoming bulldozer. Great informative story subby.
 
2012-10-17 10:07:21 PM  
He still sucks.

/Red Sox fan
 
2012-10-18 01:15:16 AM  
i666.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 02:36:36 AM  

obamartins: Archer approves


kronicfeld: It's like meowchwitz in there.


Konowalchuk22: [i666.photobucket.com image 404x240]


Cant wait for season four.
 
2012-10-18 08:10:44 AM  
HE REMEMBERS ME!
 
2012-10-18 09:49:19 AM  

rc3ntexas: Cant wait for season four.


I don't know how it can possibly live up to season three. The episode with Ray's hillbilly brother was one of the funniest half hours of TV I've ever seen.

Don't judge me, food.
 
2012-10-18 09:54:57 AM  

kronicfeld: rc3ntexas: Cant wait for season four.

I don't know how it can possibly live up to season three. The episode with Ray's hillbilly brother was one of the funniest half hours of TV I've ever seen.

Don't judge me, food.


I can't wait until season 3 comes out on DVD, so many good episodes.

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
 
2012-10-18 09:57:14 AM  
Just a standard NIMBY move. Beckett only thinks of himself. He's a hunter, for god's sake. Don't try to convince me he has the best interests of the poor animals at heart.
 
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