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(Laughing Squid)   Always wanted to have a beard of bees for Halloween, but were worried about those pesky stings or allergies? Well worry no longer: "It's the bee beard you've always dreamed of owning"   (laughingsquid.com) divider line 42
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2012-10-17 08:57:49 PM
It's a honey of an idea...
 
2012-10-17 08:59:22 PM
Bee yoo tiful.
 
2012-10-17 08:59:28 PM
Who needs bees when you have a beard?

My beard comes bees unattached.

Thank you.

*)
 
2012-10-17 09:00:29 PM
This has created quite a buzz.
 
2012-10-17 09:00:35 PM
Last time I ate bees I shiat thaem out.
 
2012-10-17 09:06:33 PM
I came for the Simpsons reference...

....leaving disappointed but lazy...more lazy than disappointed.

/happens when you're partaking.
 
2012-10-17 09:07:56 PM
download.gamezone.com 

/oblig
 
2012-10-17 09:07:58 PM
Thank God! Soooooo sick of real bees on my face.
 
2012-10-17 09:09:53 PM
Honey I'm home!

deskofbrian.com
 
2012-10-17 09:10:28 PM
I take pride in having a insect free beard, thankyouverymuch.
 
2012-10-17 09:11:30 PM
That beard of bees, It has no power over me.
 
2012-10-17 09:14:52 PM
i6.photobucket.com

From the same page...I don't think this cat is loving it.
 
2012-10-17 09:18:37 PM
I went to shave, but my beard was bees.

/oh, never mind, it's the mirror that was bees
 
2012-10-17 09:22:15 PM
who is being what for halloween? I am thinking about being a dude with a beard of bees.
 
2012-10-17 09:22:40 PM
Keep bees, please.

Thank you.

We need them to pollinate our food, mans.

We eat their production and then shiat them.

Chyme.

*)
 
2012-10-17 09:27:40 PM
*gasp* How did they know!!??
 
2012-10-17 09:27:49 PM
/prefers his bees in a box, not in a beard
 
2012-10-17 09:34:03 PM
I don't know how you knew I have always wanted a beard of bees for Halloween but, and I'm only going to say this once, get out of my head.
 
2012-10-17 09:34:22 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

Abe Simpson cosplay, here I come!
 
2012-10-17 09:35:43 PM
Oh this will go well with my bees knees accessories!
 
2012-10-17 09:37:57 PM
media.ticketmaster.com
Approves.
 
2012-10-17 09:40:13 PM
Tom Robbins unavailable for comment.
 
2012-10-17 09:40:27 PM
s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com
YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!
also hipsters, hipsters everywhere.
 
2012-10-17 09:41:52 PM
Are you ready for this?

Seriously?

Ready?

"Brillbees."

*drops mike*

*)
 
2012-10-17 09:42:25 PM
Some say, my beard looks like Bea Arthur's muff.
 
2012-10-17 09:42:36 PM
I hate to be mister boring pants here, but there are real stingless bees. Now this gets me thinking... like maybe... I could build a glass beard box. ...new plans for Halloween honey how much time do you have tomorrow?
 
2012-10-17 10:00:34 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores: Now this gets me thinking... like maybe... I could build a glass beard box. ...

god I hope you trip and fall right on your chin
 
2012-10-17 10:00:47 PM
Took way too long for the Grandpa Simpson reference.
 
2012-10-17 10:08:11 PM

ultraholland: god I hope you trip and fall right on your chin


B-b-b-but Holland! I thought we were buddies :( I was gunna give you some hunny for those pancakes you like to make. :(
 
2012-10-17 10:12:37 PM
http://www.themill.com/work/magners/bees.aspx
 
2012-10-17 10:14:55 PM

Darkviking: [i6.photobucket.com image 600x600]

From the same page...I don't think this cat is loving it.


I shudder to think what happened to the owner when it went to remove the horn.
 
2012-10-17 10:15:12 PM
FTA: "Ingenuous instant inflatable insect invention" (headline from said bee beard)

Ingenuous?

[in-jen-yoo-uhs]
1. free from reserve, restraint, or dissimulation; candid; sincere.
2. artless; innocent; naive.

Oh, you mean ingenious. Even though I was nowhere near buying your inflatable bee beard, thanks for removing all doubt in my mind, makers of said bee beard.

Bad copy is usually the easiest way to tell a product is shiatty (there are exceptions).

/let's not even get into the fact that the beard would better (though still inaccurately) described as "instantly-inflatable" . . .
 
2012-10-17 10:20:45 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores: B-b-b-but Holland! I thought we were buddies :( I was gunna give you some hunny for those pancakes you like to make. :(

nah baby, we're cool. It's just that the image of glass shards and angry, angry bees all over your face is too great to pass up wishing harm upon you.
 
2012-10-17 10:24:41 PM

Mr. Potatoass: Some say, my beard looks like Bea Arthur's muff.


One can only hope it doesn't smell like it. The lady's been dead some time now.
 
2012-10-17 10:28:23 PM
Looks like something from the Fark store.
 
2012-10-17 10:44:20 PM

ultraholland: nah baby, we're cool.


Ok, h-here's your h-h-honey:

cdn.uproxx.com

>:->
 
2012-10-17 11:06:39 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: ultraholland: nah baby, we're cool.

Ok, h-here's your h-h-honey:

[cdn.uproxx.com image 500x267]

>:->


seizure has been induced.
thanks.
 
2012-10-17 11:10:42 PM
Bee beards are nice,

theawesomer.com

but I bet there's a bigger market for inflatable weather map penises.
 
2012-10-17 11:58:34 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 12:03:12 AM
Only two sentences and a link to the actual content, nice, youve done it again laughing squid. Only one word longer than the fark headline!

Hey Admin, Is this the sort of shiat thats not going to get greenlit after tomorrow? People can just submit the actual link instead of feeling compelled to submit a "news article" about it? Please say yes. especially if it means fewer gawker "articles".
 
2012-10-18 12:17:19 AM

Markoff_Cheney: seizure has been induced.
thanks.


imageshack.us
 
2012-10-18 07:34:54 AM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Markoff_Cheney: seizure has been induced.
thanks.

[imageshack.us image 450x326]


pokebot.everyboty.net 

nooOO!!O!O!!!OOO!O!O!O!O!!!!
 
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