FARK.com: (7386970) Always wanted to have a beard of bees for Halloween, but were worried about those pesky stings or allergies? Well worry no longer: "It's the bee beard you've always dreamed of owning"

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		Always wanted to have a beard of bees for Halloween, but were worried about those pesky stings or allergies? Well worry no longer: "It's the bee beard you've always dreamed of owning" (laughingsquid.com)		42
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Gyrfalcon		2012-10-17 08:57:49 PM

It's a honey of an idea...

Pray 4 Mojo		2012-10-17 08:59:22 PM

Bee yoo tiful.

Indubitably		2012-10-17 08:59:28 PM

Who needs bees when you have a beard?

My beard comes bees unattached.

Thank you.

*)

ultraholland		2012-10-17 09:00:29 PM

This has created quite a buzz.

Indubitably		2012-10-17 09:00:35 PM

Last time I ate bees I shiat thaem out.

DaCaptain19		2012-10-17 09:06:33 PM

I came for the Simpsons reference...

....leaving disappointed but lazy...more lazy than disappointed.

/happens when you're partaking.

Vega.		2012-10-17 09:07:56 PM

/oblig

Hector Remarkable		2012-10-17 09:07:58 PM

Thank God! Soooooo sick of real bees on my face.

WordsnCollision		2012-10-17 09:09:53 PM

Honey I'm home!

deskofbrian.com

Pribar		2012-10-17 09:10:28 PM

I take pride in having a insect free beard, thankyouverymuch.

Hayes		2012-10-17 09:11:30 PM

That beard of bees, It has no power over me.

Darkviking		2012-10-17 09:14:52 PM

From the same page...I don't think this cat is loving it.

Mithiwithi		2012-10-17 09:18:37 PM

I went to shave, but my beard was bees.

/oh, never mind, it's the mirror that was bees

RoyHobbs22		2012-10-17 09:22:15 PM

who is being what for halloween? I am thinking about being a dude with a beard of bees.

Indubitably		2012-10-17 09:22:40 PM

Keep bees, please.

Thank you.

We need them to pollinate our food, mans.

We eat their production and then shiat them.

Chyme.

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Torgo the White		2012-10-17 09:27:40 PM

*gasp* How did they know!!??

BoxOfBees		2012-10-17 09:27:49 PM

/prefers his bees in a box, not in a beard

red5ish		2012-10-17 09:34:03 PM

I don't know how you knew I have always wanted a beard of bees for Halloween but, and I'm only going to say this once, get out of my head.

The Dreaded Rear Admiral		2012-10-17 09:34:22 PM

Abe Simpson cosplay, here I come!

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-10-17 09:35:43 PM

Oh this will go well with my bees knees accessories!

ciberido		2012-10-17 09:37:57 PM

Approves.

AbbeySomeone		2012-10-17 09:40:13 PM

Tom Robbins unavailable for comment.

Markoff_Cheney		2012-10-17 09:40:27 PM

YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!
also hipsters, hipsters everywhere.

Indubitably		2012-10-17 09:41:52 PM

Are you ready for this?

Seriously?

Ready?

"Brillbees."

*drops mike*

*)

Mr. Potatoass		2012-10-17 09:42:25 PM

Some say, my beard looks like Bea Arthur's muff.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2012-10-17 09:42:36 PM

I hate to be mister boring pants here, but there are real stingless bees. Now this gets me thinking... like maybe... I could build a glass beard box. ...new plans for Halloween honey how much time do you have tomorrow?

ultraholland		2012-10-17 10:00:34 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Now this gets me thinking... like maybe... I could build a glass beard box. ...

god I hope you trip and fall right on your chin

ol_gill		2012-10-17 10:00:47 PM

Took way too long for the Grandpa Simpson reference.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2012-10-17 10:08:11 PM

ultraholland: god I hope you trip and fall right on your chin

B-b-b-but Holland! I thought we were buddies :( I was gunna give you some hunny for those pancakes you like to make. :(

dj_blueshift		2012-10-17 10:12:37 PM

http://www.themill.com/work/magners/bees.aspx

Gyrfalcon		2012-10-17 10:14:55 PM

Darkviking: [i6.photobucket.com image 600x600]

From the same page...I don't think this cat is loving it.

I shudder to think what happened to the owner when it went to remove the horn.

turbidum		2012-10-17 10:15:12 PM

FTA: "Ingenuous instant inflatable insect invention" (headline from said bee beard)

Ingenuous?

[in-jen-yoo-uhs]
1. free from reserve, restraint, or dissimulation; candid; sincere.
2. artless; innocent; naive.

Oh, you mean ingenious. Even though I was nowhere near buying your inflatable bee beard, thanks for removing all doubt in my mind, makers of said bee beard.

Bad copy is usually the easiest way to tell a product is shiatty (there are exceptions).

/let's not even get into the fact that the beard would better (though still inaccurately) described as "instantly-inflatable" . . .

ultraholland		2012-10-17 10:20:45 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: B-b-b-but Holland! I thought we were buddies :( I was gunna give you some hunny for those pancakes you like to make. :(

nah baby, we're cool. It's just that the image of glass shards and angry, angry bees all over your face is too great to pass up wishing harm upon you.

MAYORBOB		2012-10-17 10:24:41 PM

Mr. Potatoass: Some say, my beard looks like Bea Arthur's muff.

One can only hope it doesn't smell like it. The lady's been dead some time now.

Mugato		2012-10-17 10:28:23 PM

Looks like something from the Fark store.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2012-10-17 10:44:20 PM

ultraholland: nah baby, we're cool.

Ok, h-here's your h-h-honey:

cdn.uproxx.com

>:->

Markoff_Cheney		2012-10-17 11:06:39 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: ultraholland: nah baby, we're cool.

Ok, h-here's your h-h-honey:

[cdn.uproxx.com image 500x267]

>:->

seizure has been induced.
thanks.

LordOfThePings		2012-10-17 11:10:42 PM

Bee beards are nice,

theawesomer.com

but I bet there's a bigger market for inflatable weather map penises.

cherrybonez		2012-10-17 11:58:34 PM

Cyno01		2012-10-18 12:03:12 AM

Only two sentences and a link to the actual content, nice, youve done it again laughing squid. Only one word longer than the fark headline!

Hey Admin, Is this the sort of shiat thats not going to get greenlit after tomorrow? People can just submit the actual link instead of feeling compelled to submit a "news article" about it? Please say yes. especially if it means fewer gawker "articles".