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(CNN) NewsFlash Obama administration prevents terror attack at Federal Reserve Bank. Romney to blame Obama for not calling it a terror attack soon enough. RON PAUL to blame Obama for interfering   (news.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 73
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2012-10-17 04:33:12 PM  
15 votes:
Stopping someone from blowing up a branch of the Fed isn't mentioned in the Constitution.
2012-10-17 05:33:03 PM  
8 votes:

Patterson: Soft on terror.


Tough on stains.
2012-10-17 04:22:18 PM  
8 votes:
I would think Paul would blame the Federal Reserve for existing.
2012-10-17 05:29:40 PM  
6 votes:
Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis

Wow, let's just shorten that to Q-Dog.
2012-10-17 06:01:06 PM  
5 votes:
"I can't smirk to this!"

www.thestand.org
2012-10-17 05:45:00 PM  
5 votes:
"After 11 years without a successful attack, it's understanding if the public becomes complacent"

I'm understand.
2012-10-17 05:26:12 PM  
5 votes:
You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the FBI.
2012-10-17 05:30:04 PM  
4 votes:
The ultimate episode of "Bait Car".
2012-10-17 04:30:26 PM  
4 votes:
The defendant thought he was striking a blow to the American economy. He thought he was directing confederates and fellow believers. At every turn, he was wrong, and his extensive efforts to strike at the heart of the nation's financial system were foiled by effective law enforcement

Translation: "We trolled this stupid loser mofo for all he was worth. He fell for the whole thing from start to finish."
2012-10-17 04:25:35 PM  
4 votes:

wxboy: I would think Paul would blame the Federal Reserve for existing.


Bad guys were just trying to audit the fed.

With explosives.
2012-10-17 06:09:29 PM  
3 votes:

Treygreen13: The FBI is now the Obama Administration?


No, due to a strange quirk in the law the FBI is still under Gerald Ford.
2012-10-17 05:32:11 PM  
3 votes:

Kuroshin: Your move, Romney.


I'm sure he has a 5 point plan
2012-10-17 09:15:15 PM  
2 votes:
Al Qaeda attempts to end deficit spending.
2012-10-17 08:02:51 PM  
2 votes:
FBI protects Federal Reserve from fake FBI plot. Good job everyone, stay vigilant.
2012-10-17 07:26:50 PM  
2 votes:
So it's ok to show a picture of Quazi Mohammad but not the Full Mohammed?
2012-10-17 05:38:12 PM  
2 votes:
It's a good thing the TSA was there to thwart their evil plans.
2012-10-17 05:36:05 PM  
2 votes:

rufus-t-firefly: hatelabs: The GOP will say it was a liberal staged attack to that this adminstration could thwart it.... Because making Obama a 1 term president is all that's important.

Maybe the Republicans staged it so that it looked like the liberals staged it.


Maybe anarchists staged it to look like Republicans staged it to look like liberals staged it to look like terrorists did it.
2012-10-17 05:35:22 PM  
2 votes:
Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafism

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess fundie muslim and not teabagger.
2012-10-17 05:33:10 PM  
2 votes:
I hope they release this guy's tape. It'd be a shame to deny everyone the chance to point and laugh.
2012-10-17 05:32:03 PM  
2 votes:
The guy wanted to blow up the Fed after the election, but the FBI pressured him into doing it sooner so Obama could get a win.

So yeah, this is all Obama's fault for politicizing stopping people from blowing up the Fed. Vote Romney.
2012-10-17 05:27:51 PM  
2 votes:
Wanted for questioning

i2.listal.com
2012-10-17 05:26:25 PM  
2 votes:

Treygreen13: The FBI is now the Obama Administration?


Only when they fail, then its all Obama administrations direct and personal fault.

In a case like this where they succeeded though, its just the plain old FBI. Its also at that point just Obama taking credit for other peoples work.

/see, I am slowly learning how to 'think' like a Republican.
2012-10-17 05:25:37 PM  
2 votes:
So what wire did they cut? Red or Blue??
2012-10-17 05:24:41 PM  
2 votes:
Oh great another one of these busts where the FBI plant starts asking who wants to blow stuff up. Some guy says yes so the FBI says well I know a guy that can build the bomb for you, lets get this ball rolling. Chances are on his own this would NOT have happened. If you need help being a terrorist then maybe terror is not for you.
2012-10-17 05:24:23 PM  
2 votes:

rufus-t-firefly: hatelabs: The GOP will say it was a liberal staged attack to that this adminstration could thwart it.... Because making Obama a 1 term president is all that's important.

Maybe the Republicans staged it so that it looked like the liberals staged it.


The liberals are only trying to make it look like the Republicans staged it as to not look like they staged it themselves. Fedception.
2012-10-17 05:21:02 PM  
2 votes:

hatelabs: The GOP will say it was a liberal staged attack to that this adminstration could thwart it.... Because making Obama a 1 term president is all that's important.


Maybe the Republicans staged it so that it looked like the liberals staged it.
2012-10-17 04:50:29 PM  
2 votes:

vpb: Gonz: Stopping someone from blowing up a branch of the Fed isn't mentioned in the Constitution.

I am sure it's a violation of the Tenth Amendment and the Second.


Oh, sure, if you're one of those limp-wristed bleeding hearts who thinks the Constitution can mean whatever we need it to mean, as long as it's convenient.

I'm a Strict Constructionist. If the Founders wanted building bombings to be covered, they would have included that.
2012-10-18 12:24:57 PM  
1 votes:

astouffer: Oh great another one of these busts where the FBI plant starts asking who wants to blow stuff up. Some guy says yes so the FBI says well I know a guy that can build the bomb for you, lets get this ball rolling. Chances are on his own this would NOT have happened. If you need help being a terrorist then maybe terror is not for you.


He didn't build that?
2012-10-17 11:10:55 PM  
1 votes:

bhcompy: Yep, Arnold and Santorum, totally the same person. I mean, one is okay with gay marriage and the other isn't. One is a puritan and one farked a whole bunch of biatches and did drugs. One pushed for tax hikes and the other didn't. Totally the same.


Oh come on. You know that the only reason Arnold married Maria Schriver is because they were trying to make a bulletproof Kennedy.
2012-10-17 09:57:03 PM  
1 votes:
You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!
2012-10-17 09:54:20 PM  
1 votes:

sweet jeez: Why dosent obamada just run on his record ..........o yea about that


yes-and my retirement fund is doing much better as a result.

and when your done you can blame the liberal media, gays, immigrants, global warming, a hairy ass, and 180 degree index finger that can't point the right way.
2012-10-17 09:44:32 PM  
1 votes:

garron: Subby and his friends in this thread appear to have a very child-like understanding of the problems surrounding the Libya attack.

Let me help you guys a little. Please follow these facts very carefully:

1. There was a gross lack of security for our ambassador
2. There was Intelligence suggesting an attack was imminent
3. Libyan officials and our own intelligence services knew very quickly it was a terror attack
4. The Obama administration, not wanting to assume responsibility for the blame they rightly deserved, tried to characterize this as a
random event provoked by an anti-Islamic film - despite what they knew to be the truth

I know I used some big words in there, but if you guys read carefully - you might be able to understand.


Maybe. I do recall George W. Bush madly fellating Ken Lay while his advisers were trying to get him to read some alarmist nonsense to distract him. They mostly used small words, though: OSAMA BIN LADEN DETERMINED TO ATTACK INSIDE U.S. Maybe if only those elitist intelligence types had used something smaller than "determined". Maybe "Schiavo", or "stem cell", or "gay".
2012-10-17 08:48:28 PM  
1 votes:
this is turning into yahoo type comments. "bombing plan thwarted" - Yay!!!! errr no the president is going to credit for this during election season. Me- I don't give a sh*t. lives were potentially saved because of the actions of the NYPD and the FEDERAL Bureau of Investigation. Is our memory so short that we have forgotton about the yellow- pink- red purple- pussy colored alerts that advised us to buy duct tape and plastic wrap? I much like being informed threats being averted instead of seeing bullsh*t alerts of the looming islamic fundamentalist zombie apocalypse.
2012-10-17 08:33:56 PM  
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: skullkrusher: "Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis, 21, of Bangladesh, is accused of planning a terrorist bombing in New York."

Oh, he's only a Quazi-mohammedan. Is that like neo-pagan?

/more like a diet coke of jihadists.


all the jihad taste, none of the calories
2012-10-17 08:18:19 PM  
1 votes:
Don't you libtards understand anything? Had it blown up, it would have been nObama's fault. Since it didn't, it was a setup to entrap a legal citizen, so therefore it was total entrapment. I thought you lieberals had figured that out by now.
2012-10-17 07:57:30 PM  
1 votes:

LoneDoggie: So when do we start the invasion of Burma (or Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me)


If you don't like...

Our country's name...

All we can say...

For shame. For shame...

-Myanmar Shave
2012-10-17 07:38:15 PM  
1 votes:

jigger: So it's ok to show a picture of Quazi Mohammad but not the Full Mohammed?


Never go full Mohammad.
2012-10-17 07:10:51 PM  
1 votes:

Slartibartfaster: 12349876: If the government didn't find him and troll him

isn't that entrapment ?


Consider it an "IQ sieve."

Forget which Farker came up with that term the other day.
Tip O' the Hat to him/her anyway.
2012-10-17 07:07:42 PM  
1 votes:

mizchief: Jon iz teh kewl: tha romney plan is the greatest plan of them alll.

one plan. to rule them AL!

[upload.wikimedia.org image 225x281]

Dafuq are you talking about?


All you need to know is that Jon is always high.
2012-10-17 06:58:02 PM  
1 votes:
I think this provides a deterrent because it seems fairly obvious that 9 out of 10 people in Ney York who are saying "Death to America" are actually FBI agents hoping to snare a sucker.

On a related note, I wonder how many "terror plots" that we don't hear abut because they are just two agents trolling each other.
2012-10-17 06:44:47 PM  
1 votes:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: [fc03.deviantart.net image 850x440]


It took 268 posts before someone posted that. Shame on us all.
2012-10-17 06:36:36 PM  
1 votes:
"Evil doer"

almost makes one nostalgic.
2012-10-17 06:36:07 PM  
1 votes:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: And the moral of the story is when obtaining weapons of mass destruction from the internet, always make sure the explosives work.


And test them on cantaloupes and watermelons.
2012-10-17 06:35:41 PM  
1 votes:
1-media-cdn.foolz.us

/ya'll slipping
2012-10-17 06:34:12 PM  
1 votes:

rufus-t-firefly: hatelabs: The GOP will say it was a liberal staged attack to that this adminstration could thwart it.... Because making Obama a 1 term president is all that's important.

Maybe the Republicans staged it so that it looked like the liberals staged it.


No no no no. The LIBERALS staged it to make it look like us Republicans staged it to make it
look like the liberals staged it...

Wait...what...?

Head...hurts...must...not...divide...by...

picsthatdontsuck.com
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-10-17 06:15:21 PM  
1 votes:
s9.postimage.org
2012-10-17 05:59:58 PM  
1 votes:
Thanks for keeping us safe President Obama!
2012-10-17 05:49:49 PM  
1 votes:
Wait. If you wanted to "strike at the heart of the nation's financial system", why would you blow up the FED? Aren't they doing a good enough job at it?
2012-10-17 05:47:48 PM  
1 votes:
This just proves Obama is weak, because Quasi Muslim thought he could come over here and bomb us.

Romney will be so strong and emit his Alpha Male Private Equity smell so the terrorists will stay home and hide under their beds.

/basically what Rudy Giu911iani said this week
2012-10-17 05:46:33 PM  
1 votes:
Justice Dept arrests terrorist, yay Barry.
Justice Dept arms Mexican narcos, Barry had nothing to do with that.
2012-10-17 05:44:19 PM  
1 votes:

Counter_Intelligent: Treygreen13: The FBI is now the Obama Administration?

Isn't the FBI part of the executive branch, at least?


Yeah, the non-Obama part.
2012-10-17 05:43:12 PM  
1 votes:

Rich Cream: That was some terrible English and that makes me think it wasn't written by anyone at CNN.

/inert explosives?


Better than ert explosives.
2012-10-17 05:42:03 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: rufus-t-firefly: hatelabs: The GOP will say it was a liberal staged attack to that this adminstration could thwart it.... Because making Obama a 1 term president is all that's important.

Maybe the Republicans staged it so that it looked like the liberals staged it.

Maybe anarchists staged it to look like Republicans staged it to look like liberals staged it to look like terrorists did it.


media.tumblr.com
2012-10-17 05:40:37 PM  
1 votes:
Die Hard 3 thread?
img.photobucket.com
Skr
2012-10-17 05:34:08 PM  
1 votes:
"Quazi Mohammad"
Funny, I didn't know he had turned to Islam.
smcarbajal.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-17 05:33:06 PM  
1 votes:

pottie: Kuroshin: Your move, Romney.

I'm sure he has a 5 point plan


Which will take six points to outline.
2012-10-17 05:32:49 PM  
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: Treygreen13: The FBI is now the Obama Administration?

You think Romney and his surrogates would lay blame solely at the feet of the FBI if he succeeded?


I'm sure they would. Doesn't change my question at all though.
2012-10-17 05:32:15 PM  
1 votes:
The Fed? Terror attack, or public service. You decide.
2012-10-17 05:31:13 PM  
1 votes:
Politics aside, a sincere thank you to all the men and women who work their asses of to make sure people don't get killed. These people are true farking heros.
2012-10-17 05:31:07 PM  
1 votes:

Mind of the North Star: Treygreen13: The FBI is now the Obama Administration?

I see your point, which is why I don't understand the "Libya scandal" in the first place. However, do you actually think people would not have blamed Obama, if this bombing wasn't thwarted ?


I'm fairly certain fox news would blame him if a dog farted in Portugal.
2012-10-17 05:31:02 PM  
1 votes:
It always makes me chuckle when I hear stories about people buying fake bombs from FBI agents and then trying to detonate them. The opportunities for trolling seem so incredible. Heck even if the FBI stayed on the safe side and just put a speaker in there that blasted some Rick Astley when the terrorist tried to detonate, I'd be happy.
2012-10-17 05:30:27 PM  
1 votes:

CliChe Guevara: Only when they fail, then its all Obama administrations direct and personal fault.

In a case like this where they succeeded though, its just the plain old FBI. Its also at that point just Obama taking credit for other peoples work.

/see, I am slowly learning how to 'think' like a Republican.


If anything, they likely overruled Obama's decision to give the man actual explosives, and ended up saving countless lives in spite of the "president" meddling in things he knows nothing about.
2012-10-17 05:30:13 PM  
1 votes:
Wanted for questioning:

i.imgur.com
2012-10-17 05:28:50 PM  
1 votes:
Looks like somebody failed the moron test again. Sorry, Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafism, you don't even get a copy of our home game.
2012-10-17 05:27:03 PM  
1 votes:
Nice try, Fartbama. Your False Flag operation to gin up an October Surprise isn't going to work this time.
2012-10-17 05:26:59 PM  
1 votes:

vpb: I am sure it's a violation of the Tenth Amendment and the Second.


Well, according to Tony Scalia, a rocket launcher is protected, as long as you can carry it.
2012-10-17 05:26:48 PM  
1 votes:
What the suspect may look like:
www.murderati.com
2012-10-17 05:26:27 PM  
1 votes:

Counter_Intelligent: Treygreen13: The FBI is now the Obama Administration?

Isn't the FBI part of the executive branch, at least?


No, the only thing that's part of the executive branch are the people responsible for the State Department's security.
2012-10-17 05:25:45 PM  
1 votes:

Counter_Intelligent: Treygreen13: The FBI is now the Obama Administration?

Isn't the FBI part of the executive branch, at least?


I guess now that the Navy Seals are part of the Executive Branch, why not the FBI as well?
2012-10-17 05:25:37 PM  
1 votes:
Funny how all these terrorist attacks that get thwarted end up being some schlub the FBI conned into buying fake explosives and pressing a button. Seems to happen every time citizens get uppity about sacrificing more and more individual freedoms in the name of security. The real disturbing question here, is when people stop buying into the soft scare tactics, are they going to let one of these go further to keep us ducking for cover?
2012-10-17 05:24:42 PM  
1 votes:
In before "The Republicans will just say it was staged because herp a derp derp."



Oh.....too late.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-17 04:40:21 PM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: The defendant thought he was striking a blow to the American economy. He thought he was directing confederates and fellow believers. At every turn, he was wrong, and his extensive efforts to strike at the heart of the nation's financial system were foiled by effective law enforcement

Translation: "We trolled this stupid loser mofo for all he was worth. He fell for the whole thing from start to finish."


That's fine. The intent is what matters.
2012-10-17 04:21:07 PM  
1 votes:
The GOP will say it was a liberal staged attack to that this adminstration could thwart it.... Because making Obama a 1 term president is all that's important.
 
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