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2012-10-17 06:35:41 PM
1-media-cdn.foolz.us

/ya'll slipping
 
2012-10-17 06:35:59 PM

ultraholland: Nafis wrote that he wanted to 'destroy America' and that he believed the most efficient way to accomplish this goal was to target America's economy,



If bringing down the WTC didn't destroy America, blowing the facade off the Federal Reserve building isn't going to farking do it either. These religious toolbags live in a fantasy world.
 
2012-10-17 06:36:07 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: And the moral of the story is when obtaining weapons of mass destruction from the internet, always make sure the explosives work.


And test them on cantaloupes and watermelons.
 
2012-10-17 06:36:36 PM
"Evil doer"

almost makes one nostalgic.
 
2012-10-17 06:36:38 PM
papundits.files.wordpress.com

Shhh... [whispers] October surprise!
 
2012-10-17 06:36:46 PM

shower_in_my_socks: ultraholland: Nafis wrote that he wanted to 'destroy America' and that he believed the most efficient way to accomplish this goal was to target America's economy,


If bringing down the WTC didn't destroy America, blowing the facade off the Federal Reserve building isn't going to farking do it either. These religious toolbags live in a fantasy world.


Well, it did destroy personal freedom for US citizens.
 
2012-10-17 06:36:48 PM
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: And the moral of the story is when obtaining weapons of mass destruction from the internet, always make sure the explosives work.

I was wondering if somewhere along the way they didn't have a mini trial run in the middle of nowhere.
 
2012-10-17 06:37:09 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: uncleacid: The Feds supplied him with everything. Story over.

Not really.

If I gave you a bunch of plastic explosive would you be able to drive to the Home Depot and purchase the proper gear to turn that into a bomb that can be remotely detonated?

He claims to have come to the USA in order to blow shiat up, and it seems likely that someone gave him training in how to make things go "boom".


Ummm.

What the hell, I am on enough lists anyway.

I could go to home depot and do that. Radio shack is better tho.

/has not had specific training.
//difficulty coould be incresed by actual "detonator" used to trigger (ie blast cap, or other)
 
2012-10-17 06:37:46 PM

Somacandra: Mrbogey: Which youtube video will this administration blame for this one?

Free Republic Copypasta tasting pretty good?



We can take one out of the Dick Cheney playbook and falsely hang it all on Iraq. We could re-invade them and high-five the forces we left behind when we re-enter Baghdad.
 
2012-10-17 06:38:53 PM

CygnusDarius: Well, it did destroy personal freedom for US citizens.



Somehow I doubt Al Qaeda uses that in their recruiting videos, though.
 
2012-10-17 06:39:03 PM

Somacandra: Free Republic Copypasta tasting pretty good?


Free republic isn't a youtube vid. Though I suppose the public will buy it for a few days like they did last time.
 
2012-10-17 06:39:09 PM

Spaced Cowboy: mizchief: Spaced Cowboy: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: bhcompy: The price of liberty is that bad people have an easier opportunity to do bad things. I'm okay with that price. Hell, the founders of this nation were, too.

Quote of the day.

Except that he has no idea what liberty was supposedly intruded upon and is simply trying to find a way to make this some sort of Tea Party Obama stohl mah liburty screed.

You never had the liberty to go around trying to do illegal shiat without getting your dumb ass arrested. If I go around asking a bunch of people for drugs, and one of those people is a law enforcement agent, am I somehow immune to prosecution when they arrange a fake drug sale to bust me? No, and it has farkall to do with personal liberty and everything to do with not being a god damn idiot intent on breaking the law.

So people should be arrested just for wanting drugs? That is basically your argument. Seems like maybe we should spend our man power looking for people who actually have the drugs/explosives/etc. rather than setting up people who apparently can't do it on their own anyway.

Try again, princess. I bolded the part that you failed hard on. Just wanting drugs/explosives is slightly different than actively seeking them out from undercover law enforcement.

I highly doubt this guy was just sitting around minding his own business when the FBI called him up and said "yo dawg, you want some explosives?"


And what exactly is that difference?
 
2012-10-17 06:39:10 PM

hatelabs: The GOP will say it was a liberal staged attack to that this adminstration could thwart it.... Because making Obama a 1 term president is all that's important.


If the Hovitos knew we were here, they would have killed us already.
 
2012-10-17 06:39:14 PM
shower_in_my_socks: If bringing down the WTC didn't destroy America, blowing the facade off the Federal Reserve building isn't going to farking do it either. These religious toolbags live in a fantasy world.

yeah, but let's say the US is a farked up game of Jenga: bringing those towers was a block being removed by a very shaky hand.

/what?
 
2012-10-17 06:41:55 PM

asmodeus224: astouffer: Oh great another one of these busts where the FBI plant starts asking who wants to blow stuff up. Some guy says yes so the FBI says well I know a guy that can build the bomb for you, lets get this ball rolling. Chances are on his own this would NOT have happened. If you need help being a terrorist then maybe terror is not for you.

They do the same thing with pedophiles, i don't have any problem with this strategy. Because if the FBI doesn't answer their outreach, someone will, and that someone may not be posing as a 12 year old girl or that person may not be selling playdough.


I encourage you to think about that for 5 more seconds. Maybe the FBI should pose as BUYERS and then try to catch the people that respond with actual explosives for sell if that if your concern.
 
2012-10-17 06:42:11 PM

Treygreen13: Counter_Intelligent: Treygreen13: The FBI is now the Obama Administration?

Isn't the FBI part of the executive branch, at least?

I guess now that the Navy Seals are part of the Executive Branch, why not the FBI as well?


This has got to be my favorite quote of this thread. It sums up the outrage of the ignorant quite succinctly.
 
2012-10-17 06:42:22 PM
It's another one of these "plots" where everybody in the "terror cell" except one guy is an FBI agent. Then they publicize the hell out of the arrest with breathless excitement and certainty that this moron really might have done something on his own.
 
2012-10-17 06:42:32 PM
fc03.deviantart.net
 
2012-10-17 06:43:47 PM
How convenient. The timing is almost uncanny.
 
2012-10-17 06:44:47 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: [fc03.deviantart.net image 850x440]


It took 268 posts before someone posted that. Shame on us all.
 
2012-10-17 06:46:09 PM
I'm far more scared of the DoJ, FBI, DEA, etc etc than I am of any terrorist.
 
2012-10-17 06:47:05 PM
The Racist overseer will be the next president after a courageous man took the stage, spoke for for all, and said, in short, "Even though the KKK has no place in politics anymore, they wish me away and let us cling to the 1950's. I'll go quietly!." We all really hate freedom to worship, love, eat, and tend to our lives like the BIll of Rights laid out in the preamble. What a load of crap amirite? Vote Romney, because you are scared of anything you didn't hear about in the Dukes of Hazard! Vote early, vote often, and tell everyone else the date's been moved up a week!
 
2012-10-17 06:47:10 PM
Treygreen13

The FBI is now the Obama Administration?

Thou shalt not question the obamessiah. Any good news is due to him, any bad is "boooosh's fault"
 
2012-10-17 06:47:39 PM
Did it smell like peanut butter?

It would be funny if he realized what was going on and found another source for some real explosives and switched them with the fake. But then I guess he would probably fall onto a pile of bullets after that rather than have to deal with the paperwork and explanations.
 
2012-10-17 06:48:56 PM

Launch Code: So I guess obama grabbed a nightstick, some cuffs and handled things. Just like he handled bin laden. Shame he wasn't able to handle the terrorists that overran our embassy, killed 4 Americans and slaughtered an Ambassador. Oh right that wasn't terrorists, it was angry movie critics. That was Hillary's fault anyway, stupid girls.


How do you propose an American President handle these situations? Are you suggesting that GW Bush would have been in the vanguard of the OBL raid, bullets blazing? Dude was afraid to go to Nam.

Idiot.
 
2012-10-17 06:49:04 PM

Fjornir: Treygreen13: I understand how the FBI functions in the Department of Justice.

Sure you do, cupcake.


I do. And my point here is that the FBI should be finding idiot terrorists like this and bringing them in regardless of who is in charge.

Our guy (Obama) doesn't need to convince me that he is capable - I already think he's doing a great job and he'll be getting my vote. My first vote for a Democrat for President. I don't want people to go rah-rah when something that is supposed to happen regularly does. And when the FBI announces they've tracked down a terrorist and arrested him, I don't wonder which president did that. I say, "Oh, good" and move on with my life instead of trying to make it a part of a presidential administration.

And I frankly don't care what Republicans say about it because I no longer identify with that dumpster-fire of a party. So pre-emptive politicizing what should rightfully be a routine process by the FBI is sickening to me.
 
2012-10-17 06:50:03 PM

LookForTheArrow: The Racist overseer will be the next president after a courageous man took the stage, spoke for for all, and said, in short, "Even though the KKK has no place in politics anymore, they wish me away and let us cling to the 1950's. I'll go quietly!." We all really hate freedom to worship, love, eat, and tend to our lives like the BIll of Rights laid out in the preamble. What a load of crap amirite? Vote Romney, because you are scared of anything you didn't hear about in the Dukes of Hazard! Vote early, vote often, and tell everyone else the date's been moved up a week!


lol wut
 
2012-10-17 06:51:21 PM

keepitcherry: I'm far more scared of the DoJ, FBI, DEA, etc etc than I am of any terrorist.


Add I.R.S. and let's have a beer.
 
2012-10-17 06:54:17 PM
What bomb making equipment might look like.

susans140plus.com
 
2012-10-17 06:54:33 PM

mizchief: Spaced Cowboy: mizchief: Spaced Cowboy: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: bhcompy: The price of liberty is that bad people have an easier opportunity to do bad things. I'm okay with that price. Hell, the founders of this nation were, too.

Quote of the day.

Except that he has no idea what liberty was supposedly intruded upon and is simply trying to find a way to make this some sort of Tea Party Obama stohl mah liburty screed.

You never had the liberty to go around trying to do illegal shiat without getting your dumb ass arrested. If I go around asking a bunch of people for drugs, and one of those people is a law enforcement agent, am I somehow immune to prosecution when they arrange a fake drug sale to bust me? No, and it has farkall to do with personal liberty and everything to do with not being a god damn idiot intent on breaking the law.

So people should be arrested just for wanting drugs? That is basically your argument. Seems like maybe we should spend our man power looking for people who actually have the drugs/explosives/etc. rather than setting up people who apparently can't do it on their own anyway.

Try again, princess. I bolded the part that you failed hard on. Just wanting drugs/explosives is slightly different than actively seeking them out from undercover law enforcement.

I highly doubt this guy was just sitting around minding his own business when the FBI called him up and said "yo dawg, you want some explosives?"

And what exactly is that difference?


What's the difference between sitting around in your house wanting some drugs/explosives and going out into the world and actively seeking them? That's your question? I have to actually explain this to you? I mean, seriously.... That's the level at which you're entering this conversation. Yikes, ok then.

Just to humor you, it's roughly the same difference between wanting to kill your boss and driving to his home and non-fatally stabbing him. I trust this needs no further clarification.
 
2012-10-17 06:55:43 PM

Treygreen13: Fjornir: Treygreen13: I understand how the FBI functions in the Department of Justice.

Sure you do, cupcake.

I do. And my point here is that the FBI should be finding idiot terrorists like this and bringing them in regardless of who is in charge.

Our guy (Obama) doesn't need to convince me that he is capable - I already think he's doing a great job and he'll be getting my vote. My first vote for a Democrat for President. I don't want people to go rah-rah when something that is supposed to happen regularly does. And when the FBI announces they've tracked down a terrorist and arrested him, I don't wonder which president did that. I say, "Oh, good" and move on with my life instead of trying to make it a part of a presidential administration.

And I frankly don't care what Republicans say about it because I no longer identify with that dumpster-fire of a party. So pre-emptive politicizing what should rightfully be a routine process by the FBI is sickening to me.


I agree, though I'm not voting for Obama. Going all "Rah rah" for the president because federal agencies that are going to do this regardless of who is in charge* is kind of like giving out gold stars and awards for showing up to work. I didn't realize that we held press conferences and awards shows for this shiat now. Wake me up when Obama himself jumps out of Airforce One and personally beats down a terrorist while single-handedly defusing a bomb. Then I'll be impressed.

* - Unless it's a terrorist sympathizer.
 
2012-10-17 06:56:44 PM

pute kisses like a man: ProfessorOhki: The "explosives that he allegedly sought and attempted to use had been rendered inoperable by law enforcement and posed no threat to the public," according to a statement from U.S. Attorney Loretta E. Lynch.

Couldn't you guys have used something that wasn't originally actual explosives? I mean, I'm sure you do good work and all, but how embarrassing would THAT be, you know?

hopefully, it is never the case that a clever bomberman, who buys all his materials from the feds, then secretly does whatever needs to be done to make them work... while the feds are waiting for him to set off the dummy explosion... boom.

I assume they gave him materials that could not have been exploded whatsoever. like, it was 1000 lbs of fertilizer, which mysteriously had no nitrogen in it, or whatever makes certain fertilizers prone to bomb making


Probably 1000 pounds of white powder borrowed from the DEA's evidence room.
Everyone had a good laugh about it when the 100lbs of powder was returned.
 
2012-10-17 06:57:00 PM

Sticky Hands: You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the FBI.


Applause!
 
2012-10-17 06:58:02 PM
I think this provides a deterrent because it seems fairly obvious that 9 out of 10 people in Ney York who are saying "Death to America" are actually FBI agents hoping to snare a sucker.

On a related note, I wonder how many "terror plots" that we don't hear abut because they are just two agents trolling each other.
 
2012-10-17 06:59:16 PM
So, what's the pool for "how long until the right wing blames OWS?" up to?

Because, I'll take 12:00-1:00 tomorrow afternoon. Gotta give Rush time to fart out the talking point for the derp legion to suck right up and snowball it around.
 
2012-10-17 07:00:20 PM

Kit Fister: Treygreen13: Fjornir: Treygreen13: I understand how the FBI functions in the Department of Justice.

Sure you do, cupcake.

I do. And my point here is that the FBI should be finding idiot terrorists like this and bringing them in regardless of who is in charge.

Our guy (Obama) doesn't need to convince me that he is capable - I already think he's doing a great job and he'll be getting my vote. My first vote for a Democrat for President. I don't want people to go rah-rah when something that is supposed to happen regularly does. And when the FBI announces they've tracked down a terrorist and arrested him, I don't wonder which president did that. I say, "Oh, good" and move on with my life instead of trying to make it a part of a presidential administration.

And I frankly don't care what Republicans say about it because I no longer identify with that dumpster-fire of a party. So pre-emptive politicizing what should rightfully be a routine process by the FBI is sickening to me.

I agree, though I'm not voting for Obama. Going all "Rah rah" for the president because federal agencies that are going to do this regardless of who is in charge* is kind of like giving out gold stars and awards for showing up to work. I didn't realize that we held press conferences and awards shows for this shiat now. Wake me up when Obama himself jumps out of Airforce One and personally beats down a terrorist while single-handedly defusing a bomb. Then I'll be impressed.

* - Unless it's a terrorist sympathizer.


Presidential election cycle- rah-rahs for all. Sort of like "awards day" in Ms. Kravtz's third grade class- noone goes home empty handed.
 
2012-10-17 07:00:22 PM
Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis.

How about not letting any more in the country? We have enough. Lets have an immigration moratorium until the War on Terror is over.
 
2012-10-17 07:00:25 PM

Spaced Cowboy: mizchief: Spaced Cowboy: mizchief: Spaced Cowboy: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: bhcompy: The price of liberty is that bad people have an easier opportunity to do bad things. I'm okay with that price. Hell, the founders of this nation were, too.

Quote of the day.

Except that he has no idea what liberty was supposedly intruded upon and is simply trying to find a way to make this some sort of Tea Party Obama stohl mah liburty screed.

You never had the liberty to go around trying to do illegal shiat without getting your dumb ass arrested. If I go around asking a bunch of people for drugs, and one of those people is a law enforcement agent, am I somehow immune to prosecution when they arrange a fake drug sale to bust me? No, and it has farkall to do with personal liberty and everything to do with not being a god damn idiot intent on breaking the law.

So people should be arrested just for wanting drugs? That is basically your argument. Seems like maybe we should spend our man power looking for people who actually have the drugs/explosives/etc. rather than setting up people who apparently can't do it on their own anyway.

Try again, princess. I bolded the part that you failed hard on. Just wanting drugs/explosives is slightly different than actively seeking them out from undercover law enforcement.

I highly doubt this guy was just sitting around minding his own business when the FBI called him up and said "yo dawg, you want some explosives?"

And what exactly is that difference?

What's the difference between sitting around in your house wanting some drugs/explosives and going out into the world and actively seeking them? That's your question? I have to actually explain this to you? I mean, seriously.... That's the level at which you're entering this conversation. Yikes, ok then.

Just to humor you, it's roughly the same difference between wanting to kill your boss and driving to his home and non-fatally stabbing him. I trust this needs no further clarification.


Attempted murder is a crime. Stabbing someone is assault with a deadly weapon which has a clear victim so it's also a legit crime. You seem to be missing your own point.
 
2012-10-17 07:01:15 PM

Treygreen13: Fjornir: Treygreen13: I understand how the FBI functions in the Department of Justice.

Sure you do, cupcake.

I do. And my point here is that the FBI should be finding idiot terrorists like this and bringing them in regardless of who is in charge.

Our guy (Obama) doesn't need to convince me that he is capable - I already think he's doing a great job and he'll be getting my vote. My first vote for a Democrat for President. I don't want people to go rah-rah when something that is supposed to happen regularly does. And when the FBI announces they've tracked down a terrorist and arrested him, I don't wonder which president did that. I say, "Oh, good" and move on with my life instead of trying to make it a part of a presidential administration.

And I frankly don't care what Republicans say about it because I no longer identify with that dumpster-fire of a party. So pre-emptive politicizing what should rightfully be a routine process by the FBI is sickening to me.


That metaphor made me laugh for some reason.
 
2012-10-17 07:03:35 PM
Interesting choice of target. If it succeeded some farkers would accuse OWS or someone similar of doing it and in a panic people would vote for Romney.
They saved the day in more ways than one.

I still look forward to this thread, though.
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-17 07:03:59 PM
I remember when I thought who was president made a difference.
 
2012-10-17 07:04:14 PM
tha romney plan is the greatest plan of them alll.

one plan. to rule them AL!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-17 07:04:53 PM

Treygreen13: Fjornir: Treygreen13: I understand how the FBI functions in the Department of Justice.

Sure you do, cupcake.

I do. And my point here is that the FBI should be finding idiot terrorists like this and bringing them in regardless of who is in charge.

Our guy (Obama) doesn't need to convince me that he is capable - I already think he's doing a great job and he'll be getting my vote. My first vote for a Democrat for President. I don't want people to go rah-rah when something that is supposed to happen regularly does. And when the FBI announces they've tracked down a terrorist and arrested him, I don't wonder which president did that. I say, "Oh, good" and move on with my life instead of trying to make it a part of a presidential administration.

And I frankly don't care what Republicans say about it because I no longer identify with that dumpster-fire of a party. So pre-emptive politicizing what should rightfully be a routine process by the FBI is sickening to me.


Actually misread that bolded bit as "Dumpster-fire of a potty", which would be accurate were it not an insult to the toilet :D
 
2012-10-17 07:05:17 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: tha romney plan is the greatest plan of them alll.

one plan. to rule them AL!

[upload.wikimedia.org image 225x281]


Dafuq are you talking about?
 
2012-10-17 07:05:56 PM

browntimmy: Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis

Wow, let's just shorten that to Q-Dog.


Quazi "Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii" is just as long but much more memorable.
 
2012-10-17 07:06:07 PM
Don't expect another one of these.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-17 07:07:12 PM

pute kisses like a man: which mysteriously had no nitrogen in it, or whatever makes certain fertilizers prone to bomb making


It would be the nitrogen compounds. Nitrogen compounds like to go boom, and the more nitrogen atoms linked together the more it goes boom and the more it wants to go boom. There are some that unless you make them under very controlled circumstances will go boom the second they're made.
 
2012-10-17 07:07:32 PM

pxlboy: Treygreen13: Fjornir: Treygreen13: I understand how the FBI functions in the Department of Justice.

Sure you do, cupcake.

I do. And my point here is that the FBI should be finding idiot terrorists like this and bringing them in regardless of who is in charge.

Our guy (Obama) doesn't need to convince me that he is capable - I already think he's doing a great job and he'll be getting my vote. My first vote for a Democrat for President. I don't want people to go rah-rah when something that is supposed to happen regularly does. And when the FBI announces they've tracked down a terrorist and arrested him, I don't wonder which president did that. I say, "Oh, good" and move on with my life instead of trying to make it a part of a presidential administration.

And I frankly don't care what Republicans say about it because I no longer identify with that dumpster-fire of a party. So pre-emptive politicizing what should rightfully be a routine process by the FBI is sickening to me.

That metaphor made me laugh for some reason.


4.bp.blogspot.com

RNC- we know how to party! Disco Inferno!
 
2012-10-17 07:07:42 PM

mizchief: Jon iz teh kewl: tha romney plan is the greatest plan of them alll.

one plan. to rule them AL!

[upload.wikimedia.org image 225x281]

Dafuq are you talking about?


All you need to know is that Jon is always high.
 
2012-10-17 07:08:32 PM

Vectron: Lets have an immigration moratorium until the War on Terror is over.


How does one engage in a war on a mindset?
 
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