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(Daily Mail)   Note to potential Johns: Not only did Maine's infamous "Zumba-Ho" secretly videotape her sessions, she also uploaded them to dozens of websites   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 163
    More: Followup, Maine, dance studio, public humiliation, Kennebunk, Alexis Wright, prostitution, centre-left, brothers  
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2012-10-17 02:44:00 PM
anything is possible at zumba.com

/just checked and, of course, there actually is a zumba.com, though it's not nearly as much fun as zombo
 
2012-10-17 02:46:02 PM
Links or it didn't happen.
 
2012-10-17 03:02:55 PM

PainInTheASP: Links or it didn't happen.


FTFA:

"Posters in search of more videos of Wright listed the many names under which she posted her films so they could find more of them. The commenters directed their fellow fans to names like...."


I left the search names out of my quote just in case it's considered taboo here. But if you read the linked article you too can search for videos of her with some of her johns.

// Worked for me...
 
2012-10-17 03:24:15 PM
I'll be in my Kennebunk.
 
2012-10-17 03:26:31 PM
For a UK newspaper, the Mail certainly has done a very thorough job of running down this story
 
2012-10-17 03:49:25 PM
Heads gonna roll...
 
2012-10-17 03:51:38 PM
I'll be in my Kennebunk.
 
2012-10-17 03:51:56 PM
This has to be fake. No straight man would be found dead in a Zumba class.
 
2012-10-17 03:52:04 PM
I am in so much trouble....
 
2012-10-17 03:52:10 PM
So... this explains the earthquake?
 
2012-10-17 03:52:16 PM
Dammit, Brap.
 
2012-10-17 03:53:02 PM
In BEFORE ANYONE ELSE POSTS:

" I'll be in my Kennebunk.!!!!"

9/10
 
2012-10-17 03:54:04 PM

rocketpants: This has to be fake. No straight man would be found dead in a Zumba class.


Don't be silly, there are hot girls there.
 
2012-10-17 03:54:20 PM
Great now everyone will laugh at my penis and elbow farking fetish.
 
2012-10-17 03:54:41 PM
Yuck, the ho isn't beautiful.
 
2012-10-17 03:54:43 PM
I'm glad to see the Daily Fail continuing to focus in on the big stories like a laser. I just hope this doesn't diminish their Honey Boo Boo coverage.
 
2012-10-17 03:54:46 PM
For crying out loud, look at these guys, it's clear that they had no other choice but to pay for it. Plus, you have to give the girl props for initiative.
 
2012-10-17 03:54:48 PM

NowhereMon: For a UK newspaper, the Mail certainly has done a very thorough job of running down this story


According to an article in today's Daily Mail about personal hygiene, most people have detectable amounts of shiat on their hands at any given time.

Nonsense, I thought.

Then I realised it was probably true, as I'd just been holding a copy of the Daily Mail.


/thank you sickipedia
 
2012-10-17 03:54:54 PM
Come for the sex. Stay for the shakedown.
 
2012-10-17 03:55:05 PM

rocketpants: This has to be fake. No straight man would be found dead in a Zumba class.


I could be wrong, but I suspect they weren't there for the Zumba class..
 
2012-10-17 03:55:21 PM

PainInTheASP: Links or it didn't happen.


I linked to the vids yesterday.
 
2012-10-17 03:55:57 PM
I watched the vid of her masturbating with a popsicle. She's got a pretty nice body. They're linked on gawker.
 
2012-10-17 03:56:03 PM

Leeds: PainInTheASP: Links or it didn't happen.

FTFA:

"Posters in search of more videos of Wright listed the many names under which she posted her films so they could find more of them. The commenters directed their fellow fans to names like...."

I left the search names out of my quote just in case it's considered taboo here. But if you read the linked article you too can search for videos of her with some of her johns.

// Worked for me...


This is relevant to my interests.
 
2012-10-17 03:56:22 PM
He looks like Dr. Phil after being smashed in the face with a shovel.
 
2012-10-17 03:56:37 PM
 
2012-10-17 03:56:52 PM
I don't get it. How could she have sex while riding one of those tiny little vaccuum cleaners? Or did they use it for some other nefarious purpose? They should be put in jail just for abusing that poor little robot.
 
2012-10-17 03:56:52 PM
Zumba Ho, Zumba Ho, blows whatever you pay her to blow.
 
2012-10-17 03:56:57 PM
This is why the only safe hooker is a hooker that can't afford a video camera. Two questions to ask:

1) are you a cop
2) do you have a youtube account

If the answer to either question is yes, find another ho.
 
2012-10-17 03:57:01 PM

Rapmaster2000: I watched the vid of her masturbating with a popsicle. She's got a pretty nice body. They're linked on gawker.


great, now I either want or don't want a creamsicle.
 
2012-10-17 03:57:19 PM
Gawker had the vids. One with a chick she does with a strap on. So not a John but a Jane? A Jill? What's the terminology here?

Link is very NSFW!!!!!

http://m.gawker.com/5952261/the-collected-nsfw-videos-of-alexis-wrigh t -the-maine-zumba-madam

Mobile link from me mobile
 
2012-10-17 03:57:41 PM
Zumba List Johnnies is going to be the name of my new ska band.
 
2012-10-17 03:57:45 PM
Kennespunkport?
 
2012-10-17 03:57:47 PM

Rapmaster2000: I watched the vid of her masturbating with a popsicle. She's got a pretty nice body. They're linked on gawker.


What flavor?
 
2012-10-17 03:58:36 PM
I really don't understand why any of this information is being released. Has anyone bothered to look at the stats on prostitution in the US? Why don't we go ahead and publish the names of the other 45 million males who have slept with a prostitute? At least it would increase newspaper circulation, right?
 
2012-10-17 03:58:38 PM
Why the farking hell does the Daily Fail even care about this local whore kerfluffle?
Why does anyone?
Is it really shameful if a whore tapes her customers? If so, who should be ashamed more, the whore or her johns?
Nothing to see here, kids.
 
2012-10-17 03:58:51 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: I don't get it. How could she have sex while riding one of those tiny little vaccuum cleaners? Or did they use it for some other nefarious purpose? They should be put in jail just for abusing that poor little robot.


Robosexuals need love too.
 
2012-10-17 03:58:52 PM
Kennebunk, here I come! And yes I am proud of this!
 
2012-10-17 03:58:58 PM
I'll bunk in my Kenney B.
 
2012-10-17 03:59:08 PM
SONOFABIT....er.. I mean Meh.
 
2012-10-17 03:59:11 PM

give me doughnuts: Rapmaster2000: I watched the vid of her masturbating with a popsicle. She's got a pretty nice body. They're linked on gawker.

What flavor?


My favorite flavor... Cherry red
 
2012-10-17 03:59:17 PM

KiplingKat872: People are always so shocked when they discover these things happen all over., as if they assume people outside major metropolitan areas never have sex or something.

I was reading a novel in which the author went on and on about the inherent innocence of the rural worker, and all I could think about was my grandfather telling my brother that the only reason he liked horses was because they knew the way home so he could have sex in the wagon bed with whomever he was dating that week.


Best story ever.

images1.cliqueclack.com
 
2012-10-17 03:59:23 PM

brap: I'll be in my Kennebunk.


End of Thread
 
2012-10-17 03:59:35 PM

give me doughnuts: Rapmaster2000: I watched the vid of her masturbating with a popsicle. She's got a pretty nice body. They're linked on gawker.

What flavor?


Raspberry skank.
 
2012-10-17 03:59:35 PM

give me doughnuts: Rapmaster2000: I watched the vid of her masturbating with a popsicle. She's got a pretty nice body. They're linked on gawker.

What flavor?


It sure as hell ain't CHERRY
 
2012-10-17 03:59:42 PM
This is most certainly not a bookmark so I can review the linked material after I remove myself from any sort of employer monitoring...
 
2012-10-17 03:59:49 PM
I was really hoping to see an old classmate or something on that list of johns.

/Born and raised in the Kennebunk area
 
2012-10-17 04:00:58 PM

give me doughnuts: Rapmaster2000: I watched the vid of her masturbating with a popsicle. She's got a pretty nice body. They're linked on gawker.

What flavor?


it sure as hell wasn't cherry
 
2012-10-17 04:01:35 PM
So, does this prove that the only way even rich 50-something guys have to get sex with 20-something hotties is to buy it? As a non-rich 50-something who knows he has no shot, this makes me feel better.
 
2012-10-17 04:02:28 PM

pottie: give me doughnuts: Rapmaster2000: I watched the vid of her masturbating with a popsicle. She's got a pretty nice body. They're linked on gawker.

What flavor?

it sure as hell wasn't cherry


So close.
 
2012-10-17 04:03:13 PM
i am so slow
 
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