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(TMZ)   Flavor Flav arrested after clocking teenager   (tmz.com) divider line 75
    More: Dumbass, deadly weapon, Flavor Flav  
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2012-10-17 04:13:43 PM  
Put THAT in your don't-know-what-you-said book, Flav.
 
2012-10-17 04:14:40 PM  

ciberido: CygnusDarius: Quoting Chris Rock: Flavor Flav has to go.

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x565]
Reportedly unimpressed with the size of Flavor Flav's bling.


C'MON MAN! A Flav-A Flav thread and you bring clock spider into this.

/shakes angry fist
 
2012-10-17 04:14:54 PM  
bookmark this for the idiots who balk about stereotypes

/shun education, embrace violence
 
2012-10-17 04:17:24 PM  

MagSeven:

He's our "Snooki".


Damn. That's harsh.
 
2012-10-17 04:21:40 PM  

ChipNASA: mithras_angel: YEAAAAAAAHH, BOY!
[www.usmagazine.com image 354x468]

/used to watch that just for the train wreck-ish-ness


Oh my darling Brigitte, when I was a young lad, you were the pinnacle of "hottitude":
www.arnoldschwarzenegger.es

In the blink of an eye (seemingly), you changed. Not just "getting older" changed, but something much worse. Something fueled by booze, cigs, and probably meth:
i2.mirror.co.uk

Come back to me, my darling. We'll make every OK together.

/cries a little bit 
//Oh, and Flava Flaaaaav! Public Enemy was the only hip hop group when I was growing up. (OK, NWA, too)
 
2012-10-17 04:26:44 PM  

ciberido: Porous Horace: William has found success like many negro American entertainers today, by being a professional buffoon.

fromthebungalow.files.wordpress.com



What a negro American entertainer being a professional buffoon might look like.
 

Now I understand why Jesse Jackson jr. calls honkies lemonheads.
 
2012-10-17 04:27:05 PM  

thesloppy: Put THAT in your don't-know-what-you-said book, Flav.


Don't look boy punk don't look
Shinavative I'll factors by da Flavor Flav
Come an ride da Flavor wave
 
2012-10-17 04:44:13 PM  
He looks like a generic wino
ll-media.tmz.com
 
2012-10-17 04:44:24 PM  
If ever there was a poster-child for Money-Making-Women-Ignore-Ugly, it's Flavor-Flav.
 
2012-10-17 04:56:48 PM  
Looks like somebody's earned a time out.
 
2012-10-17 04:58:01 PM  
Now I need to go watch "Bring the Noise" with Anthrax, brb
 
2012-10-17 04:58:10 PM  
Just take him out back and shot him
 
2012-10-17 05:04:43 PM  

DownDaRiver: Just take him out back and shot him


LOL. Sounds like you've been listening to too much Flavor Flav.
 
2012-10-17 05:10:27 PM  

The Banana Thug: I see what you did there, subby. Bravo.


mithras_angel: YEAAAAAAAHH, BOY!


/Nobody put that here before me?


/thread
 
2012-10-17 05:26:22 PM  

glenlivid: DownDaRiver: Just take him out back and shot him

LOL. Sounds like you've been listening to too much Flavor Flav.


Apparently enough to shoot him even
 
2012-10-17 06:01:52 PM  
Seriously? No "Cold lampin' with Flavor"?

/Son, I am disappoint
 
2012-10-17 06:37:47 PM  

airsupport: Leave Flava Flav alone, knocka.


(ftfy)
 
2012-10-17 06:46:52 PM  
he he he... "clocking".

I see Flavor Flav at the 7-11 a lot... stay the fark out of his way.

also... you'd think he'd have a guy for that.
 
2012-10-17 07:09:05 PM  
Somehow, I always thought he was an idiot. I don't know why...
 
2012-10-17 07:22:31 PM  
Am I the only one who thought "clocked" was going to refer to a sexual thing?
 
2012-10-17 10:53:23 PM  
There was a great line at the Comedy Central Roast of Flav:

He looks like King Midas got caught in a forest fire.

/can't remember which comedian said it.
 
2012-10-17 11:37:33 PM  
He can't help it, he's a Viking.
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-18 12:28:22 AM  

Ready-set: There was a great line at the Comedy Central Roast of Flav:

He looks like King Midas got caught in a forest fire.

/can't remember which comedian said it.


"Christ you look like shiat. You look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape."
 
2012-10-18 07:26:44 AM  
Tupac Shakur is dead. Notorious B.I.G. is dead. Jam Master Jay is dead. and Flava Flav is still alive. WTF?!
 
2012-10-18 02:28:26 PM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Tupac Shakur is dead. Notorious B.I.G. is dead. Jam Master Jay is dead. and Flava Flav is still alive. WTF?!


Huh. It's almost like being involved in gang/drug wars might be bad for your health.
 
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