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(TMZ)   Flavor Flav arrested after clocking teenager   (tmz.com) divider line 75
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2012-10-17 02:50:43 PM
I see what you did there, subby. Bravo.
 
2012-10-17 02:51:50 PM
Cops yelled, "Hands up!"
Flav yells back, "Just a sec!"
 
2012-10-17 02:52:35 PM
Jr!
 
2012-10-17 02:53:30 PM
Did they call 911 .... or is it still a joke?
 
2012-10-17 02:54:45 PM
southerngameday.com
 
2012-10-17 02:55:11 PM
Quoting Chris Rock: Flavor Flav has to go.
 
2012-10-17 02:55:12 PM

AllUpInYa: Did they call 911 .... or is it still a joke?


Not in their town. I guess they've come up.
 
2012-10-17 02:56:03 PM
YEAAAAAAAHH, BOY!


/Nobody put that here before me?
 
2012-10-17 02:56:08 PM
That man has done so much for race relations in this country, I think he should be given a free pass.

By helping to portray African Americans as positive, intelligent, family-oriented and productive, he's helped break down walls and erase stereotypes.

Leave Flava Flav alone.
 
2012-10-17 02:56:13 PM
I'm not sure why that headline was so funny to me, but it was. +1 Subs
 
2012-10-17 02:57:18 PM
Subby, you know what time it is!

+1
 
2012-10-17 02:57:37 PM
img142.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-17 02:57:59 PM

CygnusDarius: Quoting Chris Rock: Flavor Flav has to go.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
Reportedly unimpressed with the size of Flavor Flav's bling.
 
2012-10-17 02:58:21 PM
Was it double A battery?
 
2012-10-17 02:58:24 PM
He looks kinda old, so I googled him.

53.
 
2012-10-17 02:58:26 PM
Bigger musical albatross: Mike Love to Brian Wilson, or Flava Flav to Chuck D?
 
2012-10-17 02:58:56 PM

mithras_angel: YEAAAAAAAHH, BOY!

www.usmagazine.com

/used to watch that just for the train wreck-ish-ness
 
2012-10-17 02:59:01 PM
Flav goofed up getting physical but if he's got any sense at all, he'll forget that marriage horseshiat and RUN.
You've had your hint, Flav, take it.
 
2012-10-17 02:59:57 PM

EyeballKid: Bigger musical albatross: Mike Love to Brian Wilson, or Flava Flav to Chuck D?


At least Flav isn't performing as Public Enemy without Chuck D.
 
2012-10-17 03:00:32 PM
Did the teen insult one of his hours?
 
2012-10-17 03:02:48 PM
And how long has this man been an attractive and successful africam americam for a living?
 
2012-10-17 03:03:46 PM
i1127.photobucket.com

You magnificent bastard, I read your headline.
 
2012-10-17 03:05:03 PM
Ohhh yes, the social "post-interesting" social hero.The guy is a khunt and a failed one at that, stuff his commitment to social well being up his ass. This should be his epitaph for his acceptance of acting like a biatch, working for the biatch-master and expecting social credence as his legacy.
Very sorry to say to accept he is now passé and irrelevant
 
2012-10-17 03:05:19 PM
...like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape....

/line from the roast on comedy central that brought me to tears...
 
2012-10-17 03:07:08 PM
Flava Fav charged with battery after clocking teenager.

/My headline
 
2012-10-17 03:09:40 PM
Wait, who's house?

Not legally married so if the kid doesn't leave when asked its.. what, trespassing? Then we get into home defence laws. Plus I'm kind of surprised to learn this guy's still alive.
 
2012-10-17 03:10:14 PM

ZzeusS: Wait, who's house?


RUN'S HOUSE
 
2012-10-17 03:10:37 PM
I can't do nothin' for him, man.
 
2012-10-17 03:11:04 PM
yeah y'all

some guys be up to no good
 
2012-10-17 03:13:50 PM

EyeballKid: Bigger musical albatross: Mike Love to Brian Wilson, or Flava Flav to Chuck D?


Which one of them plays piano, guitar, bass, saxophone, oboe, clarinet and drums?
 
2012-10-17 03:14:15 PM

uncleacid: Was it double A battery?


Bravo!
 
2012-10-17 03:15:03 PM
Someone fed him after midnight:

totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-17 03:18:21 PM
You guys, you can't always trust what you read in the media. I guess what I'm saying here is...

Don't believe the hype.

24.media.tumblr.com

YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!

/BOOOOYYYYYY!
 
2012-10-17 03:18:47 PM

airsupport: That man has done so much for race relations in this country, I think he should be given a free pass.

By helping to portray African Americans as positive, intelligent, family-oriented and productive, he's helped break down walls and erase stereotypes.

Leave Flava Flav alone.


He's our "Snooki".
 
2012-10-17 03:18:52 PM
When you're young and weird - well, that's OK. When you're old and weird, you'd better be one talented motherfarker, and I mean Sun Ra or George Clinton levels of talent.
 
2012-10-17 03:21:07 PM
William has found success like many negro American entertainers today, by being a professional buffoon.
 
2012-10-17 03:23:39 PM

biyaaatci: You guys, you can't always trust what you read in the media. I guess what I'm saying here is...

Don't believe the hype.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 430x256]

YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!

/BOOOOYYYYYY!


David Caruso has never moved that fast in his whole life.

kinda ruins the pacing of the joke, too...
 
2012-10-17 03:24:27 PM
Never badder than bad 'cause the brother is madder than mad at the fact that's corrupt as a senator.
 
2012-10-17 03:24:43 PM

busy chillin': David Caruso has never moved that fast in his whole life.

kinda ruins the pacing of the joke, too...



Best I could do on short notice. I had the perfect one, but it was slightly too big for the filter.
 
2012-10-17 03:35:43 PM
On a side note, I had always assumed that the first line to "Bring tha Noize" was "'Base! How low can you go?" meaning freebase, or crack. But the consensus on the lyric sites out there says it's "Bass!" Or maybe they're just playing with homophones. Who knows?
 
2012-10-17 03:36:54 PM

biyaaatci: On a side note, I had always assumed that the first line to "Bring tha Noize" was "'Base! How low can you go?" meaning freebase, or crack. But the consensus on the lyric sites out there says it's "Bass!" Or maybe they're just playing with homophones. Who knows?


Death row? Water buffalo!
 
2012-10-17 03:37:05 PM

biyaaatci: On a side note, I had always assumed that the first line to "Bring tha Noize" was "'Base! How low can you go?" meaning freebase, or crack. But the consensus on the lyric sites out there says it's "Bass!" Or maybe they're just playing with homophones. Who knows?


Please don't confuse this with the drug. He's talking 'bout BASS.
 
2012-10-17 03:39:53 PM

mithras_angel: YEAAAAAAAHH, BOY!


/Nobody put that here before me?


Came here for that. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-10-17 03:40:43 PM

EyeballKid: biyaaatci: On a side note, I had always assumed that the first line to "Bring tha Noize" was "'Base! How low can you go?" meaning freebase, or crack. But the consensus on the lyric sites out there says it's "Bass!" Or maybe they're just playing with homophones. Who knows?

Please don't confuse this with the drug. He's talking 'bout BASS.


paxarcana.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-17 03:44:29 PM

EyeballKid: biyaaatci: On a side note, I had always assumed that the first line to "Bring tha Noize" was "'Base! How low can you go?" meaning freebase, or crack. But the consensus on the lyric sites out there says it's "Bass!" Or maybe they're just playing with homophones. Who knows?

Please don't confuse this with the drug. He's talking 'bout BASS.


Considering Night of the Living Baseheads is about the drug and is on the same album, it's a reasonable point of confusion.
 
2012-10-17 03:47:56 PM
That's pretty much headline of the year material.
 
2012-10-17 03:52:22 PM

rocky_howard: Flava Fav charged with battery after clocking teenager.

/My headline


I liked yours way better.
 
2012-10-17 03:55:32 PM

Porous Horace: William has found success like many negro American entertainers today, by being a professional buffoon.


fromthebungalow.files.wordpress.com

What a negro American entertainer being a professional buffoon might look like.
 
2012-10-17 03:57:23 PM

Snapper Carr: Considering Night of the Living Baseheads is about the drug and is on the same album, it's a reasonable point of confusion.


Review the first verse, specificly the last line, of said song. Now do you see what I did there?
 
2012-10-17 04:07:19 PM
man, flavor flav is NOT helping race relations these days..
 
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