pute kisses like a man: majestic: Starfish twat. Nice tits, though.i don't even know what that means...
HotIgneous Intruder: Oh man. That's some top shelf pooh say.And that is one stooooooopid kid.
Kingly Weevil: Where the f*ck were subs like this when I was in High School? Seriously. I would've tapped that forever and told NO ONE, as long as she kept sleeping with me. I mean shiat. I would've only threatened her with that so I could KEEP tapping it.See, American Children? THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
machoprogrammer: Anyone else think its possible the kid stumbled upon these pics on the internet and tried to blackmail her?
Dancin_In_Anson: machoprogrammer: Anyone else think its possible the kid stumbled upon these pics on the internet and tried to blackmail her?If he did, he's about to get schooled proper.
jasimo: The proper behavior with carnal relations, especially ones one or both parties has a vested interest in keeping secret, is to keep it between yourselves. When one party says "bye," you go on about your life. No tweeting photos, no bad-mouthing, etc.
esatchel: Contrabulous Flabtraption: esatchel: NSFWawesome! My new favorite sitemine too
brap: ...and Princess Blabbermouth died alone in his basement castle, never to be laid again. THE END Tell me another internet horror story Grandpa!
Fish in a Barrel: esatchel: Contrabulous Flabtraption: esatchel: NSFWawesome! My new favorite sitemine tooThis set (NSFW) is quite nice.
pagstuff: Fish in a Barrel: esatchel: Contrabulous Flabtraption: esatchel: NSFWawesome! My new favorite sitemine tooThis set (NSFW) is quite nice.Yes, yes it is...this Air Wisconsin should see a spike in business...
Quick Fixer: ProfessorOhki: Anyone else find it odd that the article's only indication of the teacher's gender is the one pronoun in the last line?If anything, I suspect that's the editor missing one instance. They actually try to be pretty good about not leaking ANY info prematurely over at the old TVR.
ThatGuyFromTheInternet: eraser8: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: phaseFaze.[www.astrosmack.com image 483x572] [splitsider.com image 375x281]
metal_gear: But remember... HE'S the victim here.Farkin' idiot.
Mr_Ectomy: Mr_Ectomy: Sergeant Crash: Her name is Anna Michelle Walters. I'm looking for fb/Twitter now, but if someone beats me to it (Hehe), then post away....here ya gooops
Bullseyed: metal_gear: But remember... HE'S the victim here.Farkin' idiot.Your emphasis on "he" implies that you think "she" is the real victim.Those poor, poor rapists.
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