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(CNN)   Next season of America's Next Top Model will feature male models. Sponsored by The Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too   (cnn.com ) divider line 45
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2012-10-17 02:56:28 PM  
Kudos on the headline. Hope the school is big enough.
 
2012-10-17 03:20:23 PM  
Cool story, Hansel.
 
2012-10-17 04:28:45 PM  
Wow! Something for me that still won't get me to watch that horrible schlock!
 
2012-10-17 04:31:11 PM  
Is it possible to go from never having seen the show to watching it even less than that?
 
2012-10-17 04:36:36 PM  
Gaaay
 
2012-10-17 04:41:12 PM  
More like America's Bottom Model!
 
See it's funny because, um, buttsex.
 
It's official, I've spent too much time on TFD.
 
2012-10-17 04:42:23 PM  
www.romanfitnesssystems.com

/hot
 
2012-10-17 04:46:01 PM  

brap: More like America's Bottom Model!
 
See it's funny because, um, buttsex.
 
It's official, I've spent too much time on TFD.


One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One....
 
2012-10-17 05:13:31 PM  

Calmamity: Is it possible to go from never having seen the show to watching it even less than that?


I'd guess not clicking on links about it.
/never seen it either.
 
2012-10-17 06:01:39 PM  

Diogenes: Wow! Something for me that still won't get me to watch that horrible schlock!


I might keep in on in the background with the sound off.
 
2012-10-17 06:03:33 PM  

simplicimus: Calmamity: Is it possible to go from never having seen the show to watching it even less than that?

I'd guess not clicking on links about it.
/never seen it either.


I didn't click the link. LESS!!!
 
2012-10-17 06:05:00 PM  

NuttierThanEver: [www.romanfitnesssystems.com image 236x221]

/hot


The better pose is "Blue Steel".
 
2012-10-17 06:14:21 PM  
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants?
Mugatu: What?
Derek Zoolander: How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!
Mugatu: He's absoluty right you know.
 
2012-10-17 06:19:01 PM  
The first few episodes will focus on Tyra teaching the models to turn left.
 
2012-10-17 06:20:07 PM  
Listen to your friend, Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.
 
2012-10-17 06:24:50 PM  
It's a walk off
 
2012-10-17 06:28:20 PM  
But why male models?
 
2012-10-17 06:28:45 PM  
What are you, a mermaid?.
 
2012-10-17 06:37:51 PM  

you are a puppet: But why male models?


Because some guys have figured out that to meet models you have to hang out with them. So if you're not stinking rich you have to either be a flaming homo or be a male model.

Me, I'm a flaming lesbian so my dreams of nailing models fell through. Dammit.
 
2012-10-17 06:47:16 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: you are a puppet: But why male models?

Because some guys have figured out that to meet models you have to hang out with them. So if you're not stinking rich you have to either be a flaming homo or be a male model.

Me, I'm a flaming lesbian so my dreams of nailing models fell through. Dammit.


Must be a way to put out the flames. Blanket, Shower, something.
 
2012-10-17 06:49:32 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: you are a puppet: But why male models?

Because some guys have figured out that to meet models you have to hang out with them. So if you're not stinking rich you have to either be a flaming homo or be a male model.

Me, I'm a flaming lesbian so my dreams of nailing models fell through. Dammit.


But why male models?
 
2012-10-17 06:49:41 PM  
Somebody needs to read this show it's eugoogagly.
 
2012-10-17 06:51:42 PM  
Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking?
 
2012-10-17 06:54:18 PM  
the show is finally pandering to its base.
 
2012-10-17 06:56:02 PM  

you are a puppet: Smeggy Smurf: you are a puppet: But why male models?

Because some guys have figured out that to meet models you have to hang out with them. So if you're not stinking rich you have to either be a flaming homo or be a male model.

Me, I'm a flaming lesbian so my dreams of nailing models fell through. Dammit.

But why male models?


Just in case Biden doesn't pose with the car we'll need somebody to 'shop his head on. Jeez do I have to think of everything here?
 
2012-10-17 06:58:01 PM  
What is this, a TV show for ANTS?
 
2012-10-17 06:59:09 PM  

thinningtheherd.files.wordpress.com

OBEY MY DOG!

 
2012-10-17 07:10:29 PM  
Is David Bowie going to be one of the judges?
 
2012-10-17 07:22:33 PM  

you are a puppet: But why male models?


seriously? I... I just told you.
 
2012-10-17 07:50:04 PM  
As long as the male models actually look masculine, it'll be a breath of fresh air. It would be interesting to see the differences between what male model wannabes are put through versus female models..................... and how many male model wannabes suck but think they're all that, versus what has been shown of female models.

Having some heterosexual eye candy instead of homos, homos everywhere, would be nice, too.
 
2012-10-17 07:54:40 PM  
www.thehulltruth.com
Jitterbug

/I was hoping for a cough cough I think I got the black lung, Pop.
 
2012-10-17 08:27:15 PM  

you are a puppet: But why male models?


They finally admit that a large part of their audience is gay men and throwing a bone out there for them.
 
2012-10-17 08:27:57 PM  

gingerjet: you are a puppet: But why male models?

They finally admit that a large part of their audience is gay men and throwing a bone out there for them.


That makes sense. But why male models?
 
2012-10-17 08:40:24 PM  
I'd watch the season finale just to see who kills the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
 
2012-10-17 09:14:10 PM  
They should film the show on the Southern coast of St. Barts while hanging out with spider monkeys and tripping on acid.

It'll change their whole perspective on shiat.
 
2012-10-17 09:25:16 PM  
Maybe I could do that. You know, be professionally good looking.
 
2012-10-17 09:47:07 PM  

CygnusDarius: What are you, a mermaid?.


It's merMAN.
 
2012-10-17 11:07:51 PM  

TomD9938: They should film the show on the Southern coast of St. Barts while hanging out with spider monkeys and tripping on acid.

It'll change their whole perspective on shiat.


And get someone that kind of acts like Hunter Thompson.
 
2012-10-17 11:18:09 PM  
We were so busy with Zoolander quotes that no one has yet to notice the stunning grammatical error in this headline
 
2012-10-18 01:04:06 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: gingerjet: you are a puppet: But why male models?

They finally admit that a large part of their audience is gay men and throwing a bone out there for them.

That makes sense. But why male models?


apparently to agitate the knickers of panicky straight dudes
 
2012-10-18 03:19:59 AM  
Orange Mocha Frappuccino!
 
2012-10-18 08:10:08 AM  

TomD9938: They should film the show on the Southern coast of St. Barts while hanging out with spider monkeys and tripping on acid.

It'll change their whole perspective on shiat.


And for one of the judging contests, they should do a photoshoot rappeling down Mount Vesuvius.
 
2012-10-18 08:58:21 AM  
I know I'm going out on a limb here, but I think America's Next Top Model has jumped the shark.
 
2012-10-18 01:37:30 PM  
Thanks for the Zoolander call-back, subby. That film was vastly underrated.
 
2012-10-19 08:05:46 AM  
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