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(4Utah.com)   Utah road construction sign warns of Zombie Apocalypse, nobody panics   (abc4.com) divider line 45
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2012-10-17 01:27:13 PM  
Yeah, nobody panicked because the joke is old.
 
2012-10-17 01:28:43 PM  

Mark Ratner: Yeah, nobody panicked because the joke is old.

 
2012-10-17 01:30:12 PM  

blatz514: Mark Ratner: Yeah, nobody panicked because the joke is old.


I thought it was because Utah is already full of zombies.
 
2012-10-17 01:30:36 PM  

Mark Ratner: Yeah, nobody panicked because the joke is old.

 
2012-10-17 01:31:05 PM  
People are becoming so desensatized to this joke that when the zombie outbreak occurs, nobody is gonna believe it.
 
2012-10-17 01:31:21 PM  

Mark Ratner: Yeah, nobody panicked because the joke is old.

 
2012-10-17 01:31:25 PM  
Can we stop with the zombie B.S. already?
 
2012-10-17 01:31:50 PM  
They would have panicked if there was mention of a boob or a beer
 
2012-10-17 01:32:05 PM  
Stupid tag broken?
 
2012-10-17 01:33:07 PM  

Blue_Blazer: People are becoming so desensatized to this joke that when the zombie outbreak occurs, nobody is gonna believe it.


Phase 1 is going according to plan...
 
2012-10-17 01:33:13 PM  
This is just like how noone in Japan panics when road signs say "Godzilla Attack Up Ahead."

/because they always have the entire archipelago rebuilt by the next one anyway. And maybe they even had time to build a Mecha-whatever also.
 
2012-10-17 01:35:04 PM  

Mark Ratner: Yeah, nobody panicked because the joke is old.


Agreed, if you're going for nostalgia try the classics like "The Russians are invading!" or "Remember the Lusitania!"
 
2012-10-17 01:36:04 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: They would have panicked if there was mention of a boob or a beer


Nekkid drunk zombie attack prepare!
 
2012-10-17 01:38:05 PM  

Mark Ratner: Yeah, nobody panicked because the joke is old.



I thought it was because no one in Utah had any brains...
 
2012-10-17 01:38:33 PM  

Bruxellensis: Can we stop with the zombie B.S. already?


bears repeating
 
2012-10-17 01:38:56 PM  
What we need is a roadsign meme generator that changes the lights on the sign.

Something to scare the hell out of Fark. Something like Beer Spill Ahead Use Caution
 
2012-10-17 01:42:37 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: This is just like how noone in Japan panics when road signs say "Godzilla Attack Up Ahead."


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-17 01:43:09 PM  
I hope they take the Osmonds out first.
 
2012-10-17 01:43:23 PM  
I confused. Was there a zombie attack or not?
 
2012-10-17 01:44:26 PM  

stratagos: Mark Ratner: Yeah, nobody panicked because the joke is old.

Agreed, if you're going for nostalgia try the classics like "The Russians are invading!" or "Remember the Lusitania!"


"Remember the Maine, to hell with Spain!" ought to cause some raised eyebrows.
 
2012-10-17 01:44:37 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: They would have panicked if there was mention of a boob or a beer


Or locusts
 
2012-10-17 01:49:43 PM  
It's part of the cover up man...first in Maine, now out West...time to head for the bunker

Where's Carl
Where's Carl
WHERE'S CARL!!
 
2012-10-17 01:50:05 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: This is just like how noone in Japan panics when road signs say "Godzilla Attack Up Ahead."

/because they always have the entire archipelago rebuilt by the next one anyway. And maybe they even had time to build a Mecha-whatever also.


To be fair, it's not that hard to rebuild since Tokyo seems to be made of cardboard and gunpowder.
 
2012-10-17 01:51:19 PM  
Yawn. Giggle. Yawn.

That's about it.
 
2012-10-17 01:52:32 PM  
We changed a sign to warn of vampires in the area and it didn't get any of the news coverage all this zombie nonsense did.

Here's a sign hacking news report.
 
2012-10-17 01:54:02 PM  
If you want Utahns to panic the sign should say "Liberals ahead."
 
2012-10-17 02:05:39 PM  

Eirik: ThatBillmanGuy: This is just like how noone in Japan panics when road signs say "Godzilla Attack Up Ahead."

/because they always have the entire archipelago rebuilt by the next one anyway. And maybe they even had time to build a Mecha-whatever also.

To be fair, it's not that hard to rebuild since Tokyo seems to be made of cardboard and gunpowder.

 

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-17 02:08:17 PM  
Given the number of guns and quantity of stored food the average Utahn has, they're far better prepared for a zombie apocalypse than most people.
 
2012-10-17 02:14:06 PM  
The script kiddies are sure having some fun.
 
2012-10-17 02:14:13 PM  

WordsnCollision: Eirik: ThatBillmanGuy: This is just like how noone in Japan panics when road signs say "Godzilla Attack Up Ahead."

/because they always have the entire archipelago rebuilt by the next one anyway. And maybe they even had time to build a Mecha-whatever also.

To be fair, it's not that hard to rebuild since Tokyo seems to be made of cardboard and gunpowder. 

[i.imgur.com image 456x354]


Whatever that is it appears to be an awesome anti-zombie base.
 
2012-10-17 02:18:18 PM  

Glendale:
Whatever that is it appears to be an awesome anti-zombie base.


It's Shime tower in Fukuoka. Cool place.
 
2012-10-17 02:33:56 PM  
Honestly, with a gun and plenty of ammo for every man, woman, and child in the United States in civilian hands, anything that spreads by biting isn't going to make it very far.
 
2012-10-17 02:37:33 PM  
Meh, those aren't zombies those are Mormon's. I know it is hard to tell the difference, but remember Mormon's smell better while zombies hardly ever knock on the front door and ask you if you belief in the supreme zombie.
 
2012-10-17 02:44:39 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: They would have panicked if there was mention of a boob or a beer


Because then the devil would come and take them both.
 
2012-10-17 02:56:36 PM  

Bruxellensis: Can we stop with the zombie B.S. already?


Still better than that brony crap.

 
2012-10-17 03:13:13 PM  
What a unique and clever prank.
 
2012-10-17 03:17:13 PM  

JohnCarter: It's part of the cover up man...first in Maine, now out West...time to head for the bunker

Where's Carl
Where's Carl
WHERE'S CARL!!


Forget Carl, when's Maggie gonna show us her rack?
 
2012-10-17 03:40:41 PM  

danpanic77: Bruxellensis: Can we stop with the zombie B.S. already?

Still better than that brony crap.


www.determinismsucks.net
 
2012-10-17 03:55:57 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: Mark Ratner: Yeah, nobody panicked because the joke is old.


Zombies are making changes to the sign.
 
2012-10-17 04:04:10 PM  

JesseL: Given the number of guns and quantity of stored food the average Utahn has, they're far better prepared for a zombie apocalypse than most people.


That and the fact that they're pretty spread out will help. Most of the middle of the country is the same way. The people who would be truly screwed by the Zombie Apocalypse are the city-dwellers. Most lack firearms, have no ability to stash food, no real survival skills in the wilderness, and they're basically stacked in human food advent calendars just waiting for the zombies to open them and eat the humany goodness contained within.
 
2012-10-17 04:13:23 PM  

JesseL: Given the number of guns and quantity of stored food the average Utahn has, they're far better prepared for a zombie apocalypse than most people.


cdn.dipity.com

LOL WUT
 
2012-10-17 04:22:29 PM  

WordsnCollision: JesseL: Given the number of guns and quantity of stored food the average Utahn has, they're far better prepared for a zombie apocalypse than most people.

[cdn.dipity.com image 512x377]

LOL WUT


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_demonyms_for_U.S._states
 
2012-10-17 04:41:19 PM  

JesseL: WordsnCollision: JesseL: Given the number of guns and quantity of stored food the average Utahn has, they're far better prepared for a zombie apocalypse than most people.

[cdn.dipity.com image 512x377]

LOL WUT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_demonyms_for_U.S._states


Flawed list is flawed. The state up north doesn't have "devil worshiping baby killers", "douchenozzles", or "asshats" listed as acceptable alternates to michigander. A word which we all know to be Algonquin for "I'd rather bang my sister than have any personal honor".
 
2012-10-17 06:52:24 PM  

Mark Ratner: Yeah, nobody panicked because the joke is old.


Pretty sure Clinton was still in his first term when this gag was pulled the first time.
 
2012-10-17 07:09:20 PM  
This is the headline, from a local media source at that:
Zombie alert: Another electronic road sign hacked

Pretty soon police are going to play 'bait car' in construction zones waiting for some leet nerd to throw some federal charges at.
 
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