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(The Consumerist)   Man who tried to open plane doors had just finished the latest book in the "50 Shades" series, "50 Days Of Drunkenness"   (consumerist.com ) divider line
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2012-10-17 01:07:35 PM  
[He] stated, "I never sobered up."

He was afraid the cumulative hangover might kill him.
 
2012-10-17 02:28:49 PM  
This is why you never have a drinking competition with a Russian.
 
2012-10-17 02:32:57 PM  

FrancoFile: This is why you never have a drinking competition with a Russian.


Link

"Moscow man Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't stand anymore of his wife's nagging after the first time."
 
2012-10-17 02:33:38 PM  
50 days? Psssshhh. Amateur. Try 3 1/2 years.

/Feb 96 - August 99
 
2012-10-17 02:36:43 PM  
Oblig

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-17 02:39:04 PM  
You know who else had a drinking problem?

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2012-10-17 02:40:22 PM  
Sorry, but your liver donor is still alive.
 
2012-10-17 02:50:03 PM  

Ex-Police!

 
2012-10-17 02:56:21 PM  
Look, if I have been drinking for fifty days, the urine must flow. I don't care if we are in a hotel or the space station; if you don't give me a gatorade bottle to piss in, I am opening a door (or pissing on you).
 
2012-10-17 02:58:33 PM  
I'm waiting for the Flight Attendant who (knowing that those doors can't be opened with the cabin under pressure) just sits back and totally trolls the moron trying to open them. "Keep at it, you've almost got it." "You're loosening it up, keep trying."

Eventually the drunk will tire himself out and fall asleep - but I suppose it's more satisfying to panic and beat the ever living hell out of them instead.
 
2012-10-17 03:02:35 PM  

FrancoFile: This is why you never have a drinking competition with a Russian.


I thought it was Armenian.

/Princess Bride?
 
2012-10-17 03:07:25 PM  

mama2tnt: FrancoFile: This is why you never have a drinking competition with a Russian.

I thought it was Armenian.

/Princess Bride?


Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
 
2012-10-17 03:21:13 PM  
I love how the follow-up posted before the original headline
 
2012-10-17 03:30:17 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: I'm waiting for the Flight Attendant who (knowing that those doors can't be opened with the cabin under pressure) just sits back and totally trolls the moron trying to open them. "Keep at it, you've almost got it." "You're loosening it up, keep trying."


At this point in time, the plane was already on the ground.

"When it landed right at touchdown I could hear screaming in the back," said Doug Anderson, passenger, Delta flight #1215.

mootmah: I love how the follow-up posted before the original headline


The story was there this morning.
 
2012-10-17 03:57:54 PM  
Couldn't he just roll down the window?
 
2012-10-17 05:48:39 PM  
50 days of drinking? In Eastern Europe that's just a warmup.
 
2012-10-18 09:39:03 AM  

Rufus Lee King: [www.icongrouponline.com image 612x791]


no i will NOT read that...
 
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