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2012-10-17 03:12:38 PM  
elite TotalFarker


Well played sir!
 
2012-10-17 04:04:02 PM  
Dear Fellow Farkers,

I just now found out that I am the two-headed love child of a rich corrupt Nigerian politican...
 
2012-10-17 04:05:49 PM  
Dream of being an elite TotalFarker, but can't spare the dough?

BIE!
 
2012-10-17 04:06:50 PM  
10. $15 Handjobs
 
2012-10-17 04:07:56 PM  

MoronLessOff: Dream of being an elite TotalFarker, but can't spare the dough?

BIE!


Doesn't work :(
 
2012-10-17 04:08:24 PM  
we all know we can get paid to donate sperm it's just that we're too lazy to leave the computer room, and the pron at the clinic is way too vanilla to what we've been looking at online.
 
2012-10-17 04:10:00 PM  
Whoring for TF sponsorship and Amazon wish lists in profile suspiciously absent. Oh, and the classic BIE EIP.
 
2012-10-17 04:10:08 PM  

dopekitty74: MoronLessOff: Dream of being an elite TotalFarker, but can't spare the dough?

BIE!

Doesn't work :(


Only because I don't have paypal. 

...yet
 
2012-10-17 04:10:59 PM  
So, the actual article mentions apps and online surveys. Seems legit.
 
2012-10-17 04:13:02 PM  
FTA: Sell your clothes

The headline did not mention nekid farkers
 
2012-10-17 04:13:14 PM  
What? No plasma donation? No meth making? This list sucks.
 
2012-10-17 04:14:11 PM  

wademh: FTA: Sell your clothes

The headline did not mention nekid farkers


See above: BIE
 
2012-10-17 04:14:50 PM  

dopekitty74: MoronLessOff: Dream of being an elite TotalFarker, but can't spare the dough?

BIE!

Doesn't work :(


You probably haven't sent enough.
 
2012-10-17 04:17:44 PM  
Ride-sharing sounds sketchy as hell.
 
2012-10-17 04:17:53 PM  
potimages.com

"Turn that spare bedroom into a moneymaker" strangely absent.
 
2012-10-17 04:19:26 PM  
A Style Entrepreneur? Awesome. I hope they have products for basement dwellers, so I can market my Style In Profile (SIP) tm.

/Actually in the basement
 
2012-10-17 04:19:43 PM  

tarheel07: Ride-sharing sounds sketchy as hell.


And I'm rather surprised any city would allow it, as it competes with taxi service.  And its not licensed as such.  Whatever your opinion on these things... most cities are pretty hard core about regulating taxi service.
 
 
2012-10-17 04:21:14 PM  

Subby: elite TotalFarker

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Total fark liter
 
2012-10-17 04:23:28 PM  

Langdon Alger: we all know we can get paid to donate sperm it's just that we're too lazy to leave the computer room, and the pron at the clinic is way too vanilla to what we've been looking at online.


The pron looks better if you dirnk vodak fisrt.
 
2012-10-17 04:23:48 PM  

downstairs: tarheel07: Ride-sharing sounds sketchy as hell.

And I'm rather surprised any city would allow it, as it competes with taxi service.  And its not licensed as such.  Whatever your opinion on these things... most cities are pretty hard core about regulating taxi service.


San Fran had just 'outlawed' two apps that allow people to meet up and share rides when I was there last week. Not sure how, exactly, but apparently they try.
 
2012-10-17 04:27:25 PM  

WordyGrrl: What? No plasma donation? No meth making? This list sucks.


I don't want to know about the meth experience, but Plasma donation should be on the list. Get some extra scratch for talking to a few phlebotomists and laying on your back for 30-45 mins without having to take your clothes off.
 
2012-10-17 04:31:39 PM  
This list should also be known as " Fark Canada. You farkers can stay poor"
 
2012-10-17 04:32:30 PM  

hodge-podge: WordyGrrl: What? No plasma donation? No meth making? This list sucks.

I don't want to know about the meth experience, but Plasma donation should be on the list. Get some extra scratch for talking to a few phlebotomists and laying on your back for 30-45 mins without having to take your clothes off.


Where's the fun in that?
 
2012-10-17 04:36:26 PM  
Scientific research. Get paid to be a drug study subject. I'm currently in a study testing a cholesterol-loweriung injection. Pays $600. Perfectly safe. The incedents of brane dam\ag r qwit smal, i unerstan.
 
2012-10-17 04:42:19 PM  
Mturk.com

Amazon crowdsourcing

Turkernation.com good advice on how to avoid bad HITs
 
2012-10-17 04:43:12 PM  
Part your kids out like an old corvette works very well.
 
2012-10-17 04:50:45 PM  
Whoever wrote this list clearly doesn't understand the time value of money. The amount of time / effort needed for most of these activities, along with various overhead costs will end with you on the losing end financially.
 
2012-10-17 04:52:51 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Scientific research. Get paid to be a drug study subject. I'm currently in a study testing a cholesterol-loweriung injection. Pays $600. Perfectly safe. The incedents of brane dam\ag r qwit smal, i unerstan.


I'd do this if it were for weed, shrooms, or some other natural drug. More research is needed.
 
2012-10-17 04:54:35 PM  
I don't know about giving Joe the bird, but here's a pict of Obama giving America the Bird.

www.conservativecommune.com 

So Im going to do my part to give Joe time to wash the bird.
 
2012-10-17 04:56:22 PM  
Meh, I'm starting an website called; iknowbo.com.

We'll see what happens.
 
2012-10-17 04:56:23 PM  
Get a farkin' job?
 
2012-10-17 05:00:19 PM  

Langdon Alger: we all know we can get paid to donate sperm it's just that we're too lazy to leave the computer room, and the pron at the clinic is way too vanilla to what we've been looking at online.


maybe some of the engineering minded Farkers can design a tube like what is used at bank tellers where you can deposit your sperm from the comfort of your basement. The tube would just suck it out and it would fly to the sperm bank.
 
2012-10-17 05:01:07 PM  

spman: Whoever wrote this list clearly doesn't understand the time value of money. The amount of time / effort needed for most of these activities, along with various overhead costs will end with you on the losing end financially.



I'm pretty sure the idea here is to do these things in your free time, when you aren't otherwise making money. Not that you should take time off work to do them.
 
2012-10-17 05:02:40 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: Langdon Alger: we all know we can get paid to donate sperm it's just that we're too lazy to leave the computer room, and the pron at the clinic is way too vanilla to what we've been looking at online.

maybe some of the engineering minded Farkers can design a tube like what is used at bank tellers where you can deposit your sperm from the comfort of your basement. The tube would just suck it out and it would fly to the sperm bank.


Shut up, take my money, etc.
 
2012-10-17 05:09:14 PM  

MoronLessOff: hodge-podge: WordyGrrl: What? No plasma donation? No meth making? This list sucks.

I don't want to know about the meth experience, but Plasma donation should be on the list. Get some extra scratch for talking to a few phlebotomists and laying on your back for 30-45 mins without having to take your clothes off.

Where's the fun in that?



Without taking your clothes off?


I'm going to have to have some words with the National Blood Service.
 
2012-10-17 05:22:56 PM  

Brick-House: I don't know about giving Joe the bird, but here's a pict of Obama giving America the Bird.

 

So Im going to do my part to give Joe time to wash the bird.


Still sore from last night I see.
 
2012-10-17 05:23:17 PM  
I own a scooter rental that operates only between May-Sept in the mountains. Small town, 0 winter work to be found.
For winter income I: Sell my photography at art shows, buy and flip things I find at estate sales and flea markets, I sell crap for people online, and finally, I house/pet sit for people.

/gotta hustle.
 
2012-10-17 05:42:27 PM  

santadog: I own a scooter rental that operates only between May-Sept in the mountains. Small town, 0 winter work to be found.
For winter income I: Sell my photography at art shows, buy and flip things I find at estate sales and flea markets, I sell crap for people online, and finally, I house/pet sit for people.

/gotta hustle.


Yeah, those damned reindeer get all the winter jobs.
 
2012-10-17 05:53:10 PM  
Those are totally unheard of ways of making money. My, how creative.

Here's a positively fail-proof way of getting rich, sooner or later -- spend less than you earn and save what's left over for a rainy day.
 
2012-10-17 05:57:58 PM  
Biden can buy his own damn car. Those that send money for him to get his TA are morons.
 
2012-10-17 06:04:06 PM  
Do you have a masters degree in engineering? Are you a whiz in the kitchen? Do you know the ins and outs of Photoshop?

Do you already have a marketable skill? Would you like to leverage it to create competition for yourself?
 
2012-10-17 06:17:00 PM  

jjwars1: Brick-House: I don't know about giving Joe the bird, but here's a pict of Obama giving America the Bird.

 

So Im going to do my part to give Joe time to wash the bird.

Still sore from last night I see.


Still think obummer won I see... thell ya what, I donate a buck. Just print this and send it in and for the love of god, don't go giving it to some stripper and that includes subby's mom. 

www.qsl.net
 
2012-10-17 06:20:29 PM  
"ZimRide let you sell seats on trips you're already taking for as much as $25, and services like Relay Rides let you rent out your car at your chosen price for the hour, day or week (and provides free insurance)"

Gee what a great idea. I think I'll give a complete stranger my car keys for $50 cash, and spend the next 24 wondering if I'll ever see my car intact again.
I'm sure the stranger would be honest enough to pay for any parking tickets they get as well.
 
2012-10-17 06:21:30 PM  

MAYORBOB: Those are totally unheard of ways of making money. My, how creative.

Here's a positively fail-proof way of getting rich, sooner or later -- spend less than you earn and save what's left over for a rainy day.


MAYORBOB is spot on. silly and simple as it sounds, taking small profits repeatedly and retaining a portion of those earnings is a proven method of wealth acquisition. it's as simple as buy low sell for more, repeat the process. trying for a one-shot easy drugdeal or theftheistrobbery is NOT where its at, and thug life doesn't work that way.
 
2012-10-17 06:24:04 PM  

odinsposse: spman: Whoever wrote this list clearly doesn't understand the time value of money. The amount of time / effort needed for most of these activities, along with various overhead costs will end with you on the losing end financially.


I'm pretty sure the idea here is to do these things in your free time, when you aren't otherwise making money. Not that you should take time off work to do them.


But... but... if you lack money and have time to do some trivial crap you should put in those extra 30 hours at the lumber mill!

/I agree
//People who put an hourly wage on every minute of their day will die of an heart attack
///Watching television in the evening is far "costlier" than growing your own vegetables and a well supplied cupboard adds a sense of accomplishment a Breaking Bad marathon just can't provide
 
2012-10-17 06:30:29 PM  
elite TotalFarker. hmmm. one of things is not like the other ....
 
2012-10-17 06:41:49 PM  
Ride sharing sounds awesome...

i247.photobucket.com

/stolen.
 
2012-10-17 06:42:31 PM  

dopekitty74: MoronLessOff: Dream of being an elite TotalFarker, but can't spare the dough?

BIE!

Doesn't work :(


Are you sure that they knew that's what you wanted? That seems such a trivial thing to reward it.
 
2012-10-17 06:46:53 PM  
So is this the latest sponsorship thread?

This sure seems like it should be a sponsorship thread.

...

In my free time I do the following (not in any specific order):

1. Make art. I do it for a living, but this art is for me (or gifts).
2. Play with my kids, wife, and dog. I teach the kids a lot too, but it's fun, like play.
3. Play video games and/or watch movies and tv shows (mostly good ones, I think).
4. Cook delicious things to eat and share.
5. Practice guitar
6. Make, modify, and fix things... lots of things.
7. Contemplate life, the universe, and everything.
8. Think of fun ways to keep our (my wife and I's) sex life interesting.
9. All the other things that I think are fun to do, but don't get to do very often... examples might be riding roller coasters, go camping, visiting friends, etc.
10. Post and reply in threads on fark, facebook, and various other forums.

stuff...
 
2012-10-17 07:07:34 PM  

KrispyKritter: MAYORBOB: Those are totally unheard of ways of making money. My, how creative.

Here's a positively fail-proof way of getting rich, sooner or later -- spend less than you earn and save what's left over for a rainy day.

MAYORBOB is spot on. silly and simple as it sounds, taking small profits repeatedly and retaining a portion of those earnings is a proven method of wealth acquisition. it's as simple as buy low sell for more, repeat the process. trying for a one-shot easy drugdeal or theftheistrobbery is NOT where its at, and thug life doesn't work that way.


Nah, they're close, but not spot on. It's a fail-proof way of getting comfortable. Even if eventually you managed to hit "rich," you wouldn't have that long to enjoy it... if inflation hadn't kicked your ass by then. Even then, we're assuming no huge medical bills and the like. I'd say these days the best way to make it significantly rich is to keep throwing stuff (ideas, media, whatever) out there until it catches online and when it does, be poised to capitalize on it in a big way. High reward, low risk and not necessarily a huge time investment. On the other hand, very very bad odds.
 
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