Snarfangel: pseudoscience: He says property owners who take care of skunks themselves can take the carcasses to the baling facility and drop them off separately, "no questions asked."Questions like: why is this skunk wearing lipstick?I was thinking more like "Why the hell are we baling dead skunks?"
drfenric: The middle of the road, that's okay.
A Terrible Human: Also don't shoot them with a .410 cause you think it's something else in the garbage can. Jesus the smell lingered for months even after the porch was cleaned with clorox. Also don't run over them either cause the smell is just as terrible and will linger in your car.
Pud: What am I supposed to do with them? Every time I try to flush one down the toilet it just makes a big mess
Gyrfalcon: I've seen regular road kill sit for a couple of days, but I guarantee you I've never EVER seen a skunk sit for more than an hour
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