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Pud [TotalFark]
2012-10-17 12:25:59 PM
What am I supposed to do with them? Every time I try to flush one down the toilet it just makes a big mess
 
2012-10-17 01:35:56 PM
The middle of the road, that's okay.
 
2012-10-17 01:36:03 PM
Duh. That's what garbage disposals are for
 
2012-10-17 01:38:00 PM
Dead skunkies aren't much fun.
 
2012-10-17 01:39:01 PM

Pud: What am I supposed to do with them? Every time I try to flush one down the toilet it just makes a big mess


They're good eatin'
 
2012-10-17 01:40:00 PM

Pud: What am I supposed to do with them? Every time I try to flush one down the toilet it just makes a big mess


You put them in the trash at your local curry restaurant. It'll be fine, nobody can smell it there
 
2012-10-17 01:42:10 PM
No questions asked? Even if the bag contains a rather large skunk about 150 pounds?
 
2012-10-17 01:42:17 PM
Recycle!
 
2012-10-17 01:43:43 PM
Christ, leave them by the side of the road. Let the maintenance crews deal with them. Or animal control, they can get off their fat asses for once. Tossing them in the regular trash is just gross. I've seen regular road kill sit for a couple of days, but I guarantee you I've never EVER seen a skunk sit for more than an hour. Somehow, they always get those things cleaned up right away.
 
2012-10-17 01:45:08 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Smell that? You smell that? Dead skunk, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of dead skunk in the morning. You know, one time we had a whole suburb carpeted with dead skunks, for 2 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that piss-and-rot smell, the whole block. Smelled like... Victory.
 
jvl
2012-10-17 01:46:50 PM

Pud: What am I supposed to do with them? Every time I try to flush one down the toilet it just makes a big mess


RTFA.

Gyrfalcon: I've seen regular road kill sit for a couple of days, but I guarantee you I've never EVER seen a skunk sit for more than an hour


I wish that were true where I live.
 
2012-10-17 01:47:09 PM
Also don't shoot them with a .410 cause you think it's something else in the garbage can. Jesus the smell lingered for months even after the porch was cleaned with clorox. Also don't run over them either cause the smell is just as terrible and will linger in your car.
 
2012-10-17 01:47:50 PM
Or, so they weren't talking about empty Heineken bottles?
 
2012-10-17 01:49:01 PM
This is nothing a mulching mower can't fix.
 
2012-10-17 01:49:14 PM
I put them in their own garbage bag, seal it, THEN put them in the outside can. Same with possums.
 
2012-10-17 01:49:58 PM

blatz514: Ohr, so they weren't talking about empty Heineken bottles?


FTFM
 
2012-10-17 01:50:21 PM
Not sure I believe it: something about this story stinks.
 
2012-10-17 01:50:37 PM

Gyrfalcon: Christ, leave them by the side of the road. Let the maintenance crews deal with them. Or animal control, they can get off their fat asses for once. Tossing them in the regular trash is just gross. I've seen regular road kill sit for a couple of days, but I guarantee you I've never EVER seen a skunk sit for more than an hour. Somehow, they always get those things cleaned up right away.


That ain't the road crew cleaning them up. Well, nature's road crew maybe, but not a municipal crew.

*pic of Wile E. Coyote*
 
2012-10-17 01:53:32 PM

A Terrible Human: Also don't shoot them with a .410 cause you think it's something else in the garbage can. Jesus the smell lingered for months even after the porch was cleaned with clorox. Also don't run over them either cause the smell is just as terrible and will linger in your car.


also: don't let your mutt out to do his pees & poops without making a lot of racket.

/mutt is scared shiatless if he hears a bump down the hall, but goes complete Cujo on any skunk in the yard
//said mutt has been sprayed x3 so far - even ate most of one... stink sack and all
///not csb - not one dam bit
 
2012-10-17 01:54:13 PM

drfenric: The middle of the road, that's okay.


FREE SKUNK

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2012-10-17 01:54:15 PM
You can always tell when there's a skunk in the compactor.
 
2012-10-17 01:55:12 PM

drfenric: The middle of the road, that's okay.


Hehe. Done in two.
 
2012-10-17 01:55:39 PM
Well, you were SUPER-PISSED when I put live ones in. Stop being difficult!
 
2012-10-17 01:55:41 PM

crabsno termites: Not sure I believe it: something about this story stinks.


Something is rotten in the state of Rushmore.
 
2012-10-17 01:55:54 PM
www.lataco.com

/really, I'm the first?
 
2012-10-17 01:57:02 PM

drfenric: The middle of the road, that's okay.


blog.al.com

/agrees
 
2012-10-17 01:58:12 PM
RIP

i536.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-17 02:01:51 PM
As a former garbage man I ask that you keep dead animals, stale water, and overly heavy bags of kitty litter our of your cans.
 
2012-10-17 02:02:48 PM

ChipNASA: [www.lataco.com image 500x273]

/really, I'm the first?


Since I live in town now that's what I think of when I smell a skunky smell.

/I'm so glad I don't live out in the sticks anymore.
 
2012-10-17 02:04:46 PM
Take it to the nearest public trash can, like at the park. Really, these answers become obvious when the problem presents itself.
 
2012-10-17 02:05:03 PM

Gunny Highway: As a former garbage man I ask that you keep dead animals, stale water, and overly heavy bags of kitty litter our of your cans.


Please give your garbage man only pure spring water.
 
2012-10-17 02:08:23 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Pud: What am I supposed to do with them? Every time I try to flush one down the toilet it just makes a big mess

You put them in the trash sell them to the kitchen staff at your local curry restaurant. It'll be fine, nobody can smell it there


ftfy
 
2012-10-17 02:09:16 PM

Fark In The Duck: RIP

[i536.photobucket.com image 288x295]


"RIP" as in "let r rip"?

I once witnessed the business-end of one of those things going off. Trust me - it's an experience you don't want to see/smell first-hand.
 
2012-10-17 02:10:50 PM

Gunny Highway: As a former garbage man I ask that you keep dead animals, stale water, and overly heavy bags of kitty litter our of your cans.


garbage trucks actually have lifts, nowadays

/unless you live in the sticks
 
2012-10-17 02:11:01 PM

WelldeadLink: Gunny Highway: As a former garbage man I ask that you keep dead animals, stale water, and overly heavy bags of kitty litter our of your cans.

Please give your garbage man only pure spring water.


Bottles of spring water, please.

Water, no matter the quality, turns into maggots, heavy disgusting bags, or ice. All of them suck.
 
2012-10-17 02:11:57 PM

AllUpInYa: Gunny Highway: As a former garbage man I ask that you keep dead animals, stale water, and overly heavy bags of kitty litter our of your cans.

garbage trucks actually have lifts, nowadays

/unless you live in the sticks


I did. And the ones in my current town (city outside of Boston) do but it is much quicker to dump it.
 
2012-10-17 02:14:06 PM

Pud: What am I supposed to do with them? Every time I try to flush one down the toilet it just makes a big mess


Dead skunks go in your asshole neighbor's mailbox. Duh.
 
2012-10-17 02:14:43 PM
Well, I put a dead cat with maggots on it in the trash just last week.

Quadruple-bagged and duct-taped it. No problem. Some people are just lazy.
 
2012-10-17 02:16:08 PM

Gunny Highway: WelldeadLink: Gunny Highway: As a former garbage man I ask that you keep dead animals, stale water, and overly heavy bags of kitty litter our of your cans.

Please give your garbage man only pure spring water.

Bottles of spring water, please.

Water, no matter the quality, turns into maggots, heavy disgusting bags, or ice. All of them suck.


Why would you throw a full bottle of any (non-hazardous) liquid in the trash? Put that shiat down the drain instead of creating more leachate. As a bonus, now you can throw the bottle in the blue bin (if you have them in your city).
 
2012-10-17 02:16:26 PM
My neighbors threw their dead dog ON TOP of the trash last week....so I'm getting a kick....
 
2012-10-17 02:18:29 PM

buzzcut73: Gunny Highway: WelldeadLink: Gunny Highway: As a former garbage man I ask that you keep dead animals, stale water, and overly heavy bags of kitty litter our of your cans.

Please give your garbage man only pure spring water.

Bottles of spring water, please.

Water, no matter the quality, turns into maggots, heavy disgusting bags, or ice. All of them suck.

Why would you throw a full bottle of any (non-hazardous) liquid in the trash? Put that shiat down the drain instead of creating more leachate. As a bonus, now you can throw the bottle in the blue bin (if you have them in your city).


*sigh* Yes, recycle the water bottles
 
2012-10-17 02:22:53 PM

WeenerGord: Smeggy Smurf: Pud: What am I supposed to do with them? Every time I try to flush one down the toilet it just makes a big mess

You put them in the trash sell them to the kitchen staff at your local curry

Chinese restaurant. It'll be fine, nobody can smell it there

ftfy


and you and you too!
 
2012-10-17 02:34:44 PM
Waste not want not

May I add that at your local curry restaurant, nobody can taste the difference, either.
 
2012-10-17 02:34:58 PM
You know I read that as "Please don't put dead drunks in the garbage." and then was dissapointed in the article.
 
2012-10-17 02:55:28 PM
Careful. Them things can go off even after they's dead.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-17 02:57:23 PM
He says property owners who take care of skunks themselves can take the carcasses to the baling facility and drop them off separately, "no questions asked."

Questions like: why is this skunk wearing lipstick?
 
2012-10-17 03:01:19 PM

pseudoscience: He says property owners who take care of skunks themselves can take the carcasses to the baling facility and drop them off separately, "no questions asked."

Questions like: why is this skunk wearing lipstick?


I was thinking more like "Why the hell are we baling dead skunks?"
 
2012-10-17 03:29:46 PM

Snarfangel: pseudoscience: He says property owners who take care of skunks themselves can take the carcasses to the baling facility and drop them off separately, "no questions asked."

Questions like: why is this skunk wearing lipstick?

I was thinking more like "Why the hell are we baling dead skunks?"


The only thing worse than one dead skunk would be a bale of dead skunks.

Ew.
 
2012-10-17 03:36:03 PM

pseudoscience: He says property owners who take care of skunks themselves can take the carcasses to the baling facility and drop them off separately, "no questions asked."

Questions like: why is this skunk wearing lipstick?


To see if its butt touched the counter
 
2012-10-17 03:50:20 PM
The stinkin' goes right on up to high heaven.........
 
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