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(Fox News)   Who fo'shizzled my Bizzle?   (latino.foxnews.com) divider line 59
    More: Scary, Bizzle, Miami, street crimes, car washes, Liberty City  
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GBB [TotalFark]
2012-10-17 10:04:39 AM
TFA: "...according to police, who have asked citizens to collaborate in locating the killer."

GLWT
 
2012-10-17 10:07:08 AM

GBB: TFA: "...according to police, who have asked citizens to collaborate in locating the killer."

GLWT


First he should have asked them to stop and then collaborate. But they didn't listen.
 
2012-10-17 10:07:26 AM

GBB: TFA: "...according to police, who have asked citizens to collaborate in locating the killer."


api.ning.com
 
2012-10-17 10:10:35 AM

titwrench: GBB: TFA: "...according to police, who have asked citizens to collaborate in locating the killer."

GLWT

First he should have asked them to stop and then collaborate. But they didn't listen.


Because he wasn't back with his brand new invention.
 
2012-10-17 10:12:42 AM
Pryor and Carlin unavailable for comment.
 
2012-10-17 10:12:57 AM
The Miami rapper known as "Bizzle" died after being shot in a carwash in the violence-racked neighborhood of Liberty City, police said Tuesday.

Err, I thought Miami was Vice City?
 
2012-10-17 10:13:10 AM
A shooting in Liberty City??

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-17 10:14:47 AM
nice 1 subby. I lol'd
 
2012-10-17 10:15:20 AM
A farkin carwash?

/ Get that blood off the hood, son.
// Can you buff out these bullet holes?
/// Threes, always threes.
 
2012-10-17 10:17:24 AM
Nothing of value was lost
 
2012-10-17 10:17:46 AM
Sad. Talent like that only comes around every 72 hours or so.

*stolen from TFA comments
 
2012-10-17 10:18:35 AM
Rapper people problem.
 
2012-10-17 10:18:50 AM
Must be a local talking singer, never heard of him.

/and yes, I am sure he has never heard of me
 
2012-10-17 10:18:56 AM
I'm guessing this was a no-talent on no-talent crime?
 
2012-10-17 10:19:06 AM
That's ghetto
 
2012-10-17 10:19:07 AM

FloridaAsshat: titwrench: GBB: TFA: "...according to police, who have asked citizens to collaborate in locating the killer."

GLWT

First he should have asked them to stop and then collaborate. But they didn't listen.

Because he wasn't back with his brand new invention.


Well then you grab a hold of them tightly.
 
2012-10-17 10:20:09 AM
who?
 
2012-10-17 10:20:47 AM
It's nice to know that the stage name"Chowtime" is again up for grabs.
No word on the availability of "Boy m. i. Stuffed" or "Midnight Runs".
 
2012-10-17 10:21:08 AM

bhcompy: The Miami rapper known as "Bizzle" died after being shot in a carwash in the violence-racked neighborhood of Liberty City, police said Tuesday.

Err, I thought Miami was Vice City?


My thoughts exactly....Rockstar games has been lying to us.
 
2012-10-17 10:22:10 AM
Why did it feel like I was reading a news article from Grand Theft Auto Liberty City?
 
2012-10-17 10:28:07 AM
Rest in peace, Liberty Vance.
 
2012-10-17 10:28:39 AM
"Sir, we have a report of a shooting of a rapper"

"Hmm, we could get more women to support our agency with that sort of stor..."

"Rapper"

"Oh. One of them. Put it on our Latino edition, they're into that sort of thing."
 
2012-10-17 10:29:21 AM
all i heard was shells
 
2012-10-17 10:32:56 AM
whoa-oo-o-oo-o
 
2012-10-17 10:37:53 AM
farm7.static.flickr.com
 
2012-10-17 10:38:50 AM

Curt Blizzah: whoa-oo-o-oo-o


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-17 11:00:25 AM
Yet another Christian shot. Why I'm not surprised?
 
2012-10-17 11:04:10 AM
Does this mean that we'll continue to see new Bizzle albums for the next 15 years?
 
2012-10-17 11:25:19 AM

The Hatchet GIR: nice 1 subby. I lol'd


Ditto, in fact, I woke up my co-worker because I laughed that loud.
 
2012-10-17 11:32:51 AM
One less Christian preaching around the world. One less rapper talk singing. One less monkey in the jungle.
 
2012-10-17 11:41:07 AM
Shot him right in the carwash. that must have hurt!
 
2012-10-17 11:41:26 AM

crzybtch: The Hatchet GIR: nice 1 subby. I lol'd

Ditto, in fact, I woke up my co-worker because I laughed that loud.


Where are you working that your cowokers are sleeping at 10?
 
2012-10-17 11:43:10 AM

rocketpants: A shooting in Liberty City??

[i.imgur.com image 293x400]


You don't say.

trotz.com
 
2012-10-17 11:47:13 AM
Is this what is commonly referred to as "busting a cap"?
 
2012-10-17 11:49:30 AM
So nuf do look like some nizzle done mizzle that nizzle a little.
 
2012-10-17 11:51:25 AM
Top o' the mizzle to ye, me lizzle!
 
2012-10-17 11:52:13 AM
Why do they insist upon calling rappers "musicians"? Singing is music, yes, but they don't do that either.
 
2012-10-17 11:58:37 AM

offmymeds: Is this what is commonly referred to as "busting a cap"?


Thusly.

The sucka in question had a cap busted in his ass. Now, it isn't known if he was shot in the buttocks, but the Pennsylvania Amish parlance, co-opted by the Urban African-American Community at large, is rather broad.
 
2012-10-17 12:05:40 PM
Gaaah! White people! The headline makes no sense.

I'm so glad I'm working from the flippity floppity floop today.
 
2012-10-17 12:16:03 PM
Weak headline.

"Who fizzled my bizzle."

Works on more levels.
 
2012-10-17 12:22:10 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-17 12:23:32 PM

Myria: Does this mean that we'll continue to see new Bizzle albums for the next 15 years?


They're working on the hologram right now.
 
2012-10-17 12:32:29 PM
While I could care less about this "rapper", what pisses me off is he took his two children with him to a shiatty part of town to "get his car washed."

If you are in the mood to "wash your car", leave your kids home.
/douchebag
 
2012-10-17 12:36:25 PM

MCStymie: offmymeds: Is this what is commonly referred to as "busting a cap"?

Thusly.

The sucka in question had a cap busted in his ass. Now, it isn't known if he was shot in the buttocks, but the Pennsylvania Amish parlance, co-opted by the Urban African-American Community at large, is rather broad.


t.qkme.me

In the but-tocks?
 
2012-10-17 12:36:46 PM
The 37-year-old musician, famous for songs like "Lip Biting Animal,"

Ok, I LOLed.
 
2012-10-17 12:46:46 PM
No farks available to give
 
2012-10-17 12:48:10 PM
As with most rap "artists" I've never heard of them til they dead.
 
2012-10-17 12:56:03 PM
Has anyone sent this in to Anti Duck Face yet?

a57.foxnews.com 

And what sort of motherboards was he promoting, anyway?
 
2012-10-17 01:02:43 PM
Was the whizzle a sizzle?

a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-10-17 01:20:55 PM
Guns don't kill people - rappers do.
 
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