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(   Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened until the plane comes to a complete stop at the gate and the captain turns off the fasten seatbelt light, even if you're crazy and think the wing is on fire   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, seat belts, gate, landing  
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2012-10-17 08:16:22 AM  
6 votes:
OOOOKlahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the planes.
2012-10-17 08:50:12 AM  
4 votes:
I came here to complane about the headline.
2012-10-17 08:54:30 AM  
2 votes:
loona.netView Full Size
2012-10-17 08:54:17 AM  
2 votes:
jimcofer.comView Full Size
2012-10-17 08:47:49 AM  
2 votes:
The rain in Spain, etc etc.
2012-10-17 08:46:44 AM  
2 votes:
I love traveling by plain. Plains are great. Plain plain plain.
2012-10-17 09:15:54 AM  
1 vote:
All you spelling and grammar nazis are a real pane.
2012-10-17 09:12:11 AM  
1 vote:

WTFDYW: delysid25: This headline us somewhat mundane, very plain plane.


/my peeve, it is pet

2012-10-17 09:08:41 AM  
1 vote:
Weight a minute, sew this guy thought the wing was on fire, Eye don't know what aye wood due butt Eye would try and bale out two.

Oar try and get sum aural sects from the flight attendant.
2012-10-17 09:02:23 AM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: FTA: He actually got a portion of the door system open before it jammed

That's kinda scary. What if it were an actual emergency?

You would have been informed where to tune for further instructions, silly.
2012-10-17 09:00:38 AM  
1 vote:

LoneDoggie: I came here to complane about the headline.

To be fare, though, whoever wrote TFA's headline forgot the apostrophe in "it's".

(and for no real reason: [ahem] Insain in the membrain. Insain in the brane!)
2012-10-17 08:53:26 AM  
1 vote:

LoneDoggie: I came here to complane about the headline.

You're going to have to explane that remark.
2012-10-17 08:49:13 AM  
1 vote:
This is plane silliness.
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