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(4Utah.com)   Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened until the plane comes to a complete stop at the gate and the captain turns off the fasten seatbelt light, even if you're crazy and think the wing is on fire   (abc4.com) divider line 52
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2012-10-17 06:23:14 AM
You know, as this was on the ground, I might be inclined to just sit back and watch what happens. Aren't these doors actually locked? Will it open if you try? Of all the times you hear stories like this, I don't think I have ever heard one where someone does actually open the door right up, so wonder if they will
 
2012-10-17 08:16:22 AM
OOOOKlahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the planes.
 
2012-10-17 08:46:44 AM
I love traveling by plain. Plains are great. Plain plain plain.
 
2012-10-17 08:47:49 AM
The rain in Spain, etc etc.
 
2012-10-17 08:48:49 AM
"Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened until the plain comes to a complete stop at the gate and the captain turns off the fasten seatbelt light, even if you're crazy and think the wing is on fire"

I know planes can fly, but I wasn't aware that a plain could...
 
2012-10-17 08:49:13 AM
This is plane silliness.
 
2012-10-17 08:49:52 AM
Da plain, da plain, da plain!!!!!
 
2012-10-17 08:49:58 AM

Eckyhade: This is plane silliness.


...dang. (always late for the party)
 
2012-10-17 08:50:03 AM

Tha_MonkeyClaw: "Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened until the plain comes to a complete stop at the gate and the captain turns off the fasten seatbelt light, even if you're crazy and think the wing is on fire"

I know planes can fly, but I wasn't aware that a plain could...


"toto I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
 
2012-10-17 08:50:12 AM
I came here to complane about the headline.
 
2012-10-17 08:50:17 AM

colinspooky: You know, as this was on the ground, I might be inclined to just sit back and watch what happens. Aren't these doors actually locked? Will it open if you try? Of all the times you hear stories like this, I don't think I have ever heard one where someone does actually open the door right up, so wonder if they will


They are there to be opened. If they are "armed" a slide deploys when they are opened. Ordinarily it's best not to have the slide sucked through the running engines.
 
2012-10-17 08:50:43 AM
This headline us somewhat mundane, very plain.
 
2012-10-17 08:53:26 AM

LoneDoggie: I came here to complane about the headline.


You're going to have to explane that remark.
 
2012-10-17 08:54:17 AM
jimcofer.com
 
2012-10-17 08:54:30 AM
loona.net
 
2012-10-17 08:54:39 AM

delysid25: This headline us somewhat mundane, very plain plane.


FTFY

/my peeve, it is pet
 
2012-10-17 08:55:08 AM

Mark Ratner: [jimcofer.com image 400x300]


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-10-17 08:56:11 AM
Invisible apostrophe
 
2012-10-17 08:56:37 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-17 08:57:35 AM
FTA: He actually got a portion of the door system open before it jammed

That's kinda scary. What if it were an actual emergency?
 
2012-10-17 08:58:24 AM
This headline causes me much pane.
 
2012-10-17 08:59:54 AM

abhorrent1: That's kinda scary. What if it were an actual emergency?


Oh, silly, those don't actually happen. It's just in the movies. Just ignore your burning seatmates and relax.
 
2012-10-17 09:00:38 AM

LoneDoggie: I came here to complane about the headline.


To be fare, though, whoever wrote TFA's headline forgot the apostrophe in "it's".

(and for no real reason: [ahem] Insain in the membrain. Insain in the brane!)
 
2012-10-17 09:00:46 AM
The plains in Spain fall mainly on the plane.
 
2012-10-17 09:02:04 AM
Subby sucks, plane as day
 
2012-10-17 09:02:23 AM

abhorrent1: FTA: He actually got a portion of the door system open before it jammed

That's kinda scary. What if it were an actual emergency?


You would have been informed where to tune for further instructions, silly.
 
2012-10-17 09:05:31 AM

abhorrent1: FTA: He actually got a portion of the door system open before it jammed

That's kinda scary. What if it were an actual emergency?


You would have been instructed to tune to one of the broadcast stations in your area.

/This has been a test
 
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2012-10-17 09:08:32 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: [loona.net image 550x436]


thats one well dressed gremlin
 
2012-10-17 09:08:41 AM
Weight a minute, sew this guy thought the wing was on fire, Eye don't know what aye wood due butt Eye would try and bale out two.

Oar try and get sum aural sects from the flight attendant.
 
2012-10-17 09:09:31 AM
A plain? What is it?
 
2012-10-17 09:10:07 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Mark Ratner: [jimcofer.com image 400x300]

*shakes tiny fist*


I thought about using that pic, but opted for the one showing bigfoot out on the wing. Notice how big the window is in your pic? It might as well be a greyhound bus.
 
2012-10-17 09:12:11 AM

WTFDYW: delysid25: This headline us somewhat mundane, very plain plane.

FTFY

/my peeve, it is pet


ROTSKY LIVES!!
 
2012-10-17 09:12:14 AM
Weeners I've been able to make in weeks and I'm just plane late.
 
2012-10-17 09:12:31 AM

ows: Fluorescent Testicle: [loona.net image 550x436]

thats one well dressed gremlin


Shatner usually cleans up nicely, true.
 
2012-10-17 09:13:05 AM

reillan: A plain? What is it?


it looks like a big Tielenol.
 
2012-10-17 09:13:23 AM
Has anyone noticed that the word "plane" is misspelled in the headline?
 
2012-10-17 09:15:54 AM
All you spelling and grammar nazis are a real pane.
 
2012-10-17 09:18:56 AM
i like to travel like i like my bagels.
 
2012-10-17 09:19:01 AM
Doug Anderson was a passanger, right?
 
2012-10-17 09:19:06 AM
That's as plane as the knows on my face.
 
2012-10-17 09:21:34 AM

reillan: A plain? What is it?


It's where they grow shiatloads of grane.

But that's not important rite now, get back in your seat.
 
2012-10-17 09:26:12 AM
Being inn that plain wood bee won of those thymes yew wish life had a paws button.
 
2012-10-17 09:53:07 AM

colinspooky: You know, as this was on the ground, I might be inclined to just sit back and watch what happens. Aren't these doors actually locked? Will it open if you try? Of all the times you hear stories like this, I don't think I have ever heard one where someone does actually open the door right up, so wonder if they will


In flight, pressurization keeps the doors from being opened since they open inwards before opening out.

On the ground after the pressure has been equalized, sanity is the only thing keeping a passenger from opening the doors.
 
2012-10-17 10:06:20 AM
sure the captain says something about moving some control or other to 'lock' or another expression for sealing the doors. Must be me getting it confused with something else
 
2012-10-17 10:11:53 AM
The door is built to open in first so if it if it is at speed the air stop it from fully opening . It built to jam when the air speed is high enough. That called a safety lock .
 
2012-10-17 11:00:53 AM

colinspooky: sure the captain says something about moving some control or other to 'lock' or another expression for sealing the doors. Must be me getting it confused with something else


The usual call from the cockpit is 'flight attendants prepare doors for departure'. Then the lead FA calls 'doors to arm and crosscheck'.

Arming the doors enables the emergency slides.
 
2012-10-17 12:11:53 PM
I guess hes going to be seeing a grown man naked.
 
2012-10-17 01:06:36 PM
Geez...Frank Stallone may have hit the nail on the head.
 
2012-10-17 01:08:51 PM
Oh and I am also glad to see that the entire thread is obsessed with spelling "plane". That is SO relevant!

/not subby
 
2012-10-17 01:12:31 PM

DaCaptain19: Oh and I am also glad to see that the entire thread is obsessed with spelling "plane". That is SO relevant!


Did the mods fix it or something?
 
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