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(Radar Magazine)   Kate Gosselin fired from gig as blogger for CouponCabin after "outrageous demands", thus marking the "Puppet Show And Spinal Tap" phase of her career   (radaronline.com) divider line 45
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2012-10-17 10:24:27 AM
6 votes:
www.celebrific.com

Ha ha ha ha not my problem!


/she just can't contain her inner biatch.
2012-10-17 12:31:42 PM
4 votes:
She would be perfect for the Consumerist.
2012-10-17 08:55:23 AM
4 votes:
Tell me again, Pop of Culture (and you too, Joel McHale).

Tell me again that Jon Gossalin is a bad bad parent and the worst person in the world, because he had a skank giirfriend.
2012-10-17 12:28:30 PM
3 votes:
Dear Subby. Thank you for the quotes around 'career'
2012-10-17 08:37:26 AM
3 votes:
I hope some form of trust was set up so those kids can afford the squadron of shock-troop psychiatrists, psychologists and counselors they're going to be needing for the next eight Olympics or so.

Especially when Kate transitions to the NEXT step in her career: "Ok, ten bucks, but you have to PROMISE not to finish in my mouth" and then "Yes, I'll wear that burning tire around my neck, as long as you're filming it."

This is better known as "Palining"
2012-10-17 01:26:31 PM
2 votes:
Come on now...you know you would

2.bp.blogspot.com

cdn1-www.realitytea.com
2012-10-17 01:00:03 PM
2 votes:
fixitordeal.files.wordpress.com

/obligatory
2012-10-17 12:50:43 PM
2 votes:
wake me when she gets to the bukkake phase of her career....
2012-10-17 12:37:25 PM
2 votes:

JohnCarter: I really thought her 15 minutes were way way over. Is she now in the bonus round?


She was getting paid to blog about coupons.. She's one step above a Farkers who hang out and writes long winded posts w/ graphs and charts in the politics tabs.
2012-10-17 12:33:28 PM
2 votes:
Kate's contributions didn't jive with the "authenticity" of the site...

Christ, I wish people would learn the difference between "jive" and "jibe".
2012-10-17 12:30:51 PM
2 votes:
Who?
2012-10-17 12:29:49 PM
2 votes:
Delusion is a helluva drug.
2012-10-17 08:15:07 PM
1 votes:

Osomatic: ShamanGator: Anyway, so... did a nurse touch you in your private area when you were young, or what? Because that was a pretty out-of-left-field and entirely fact-free attack on nurses, who at the end of the day are just people doing a job.

And 90% do a damn good jod. Used to be a pharmacy tech at UNMC. Believe me the nurses knew more about their patients than the doctors did. Not to bash doctors, the nurses are just the ones spending all day every day with the patients and their families.

And I tend to get touchy when people get jerkish about how nurses are just drones who don't know how to do anything, because my mom was a nurse for many years, and then she taught nursing for about 13 years. As an ICU nurse working the overnight shift, she and her colleagues pretty much functioned as doctors all the damn time - whenever there was a code, basically.

I suppose almost anyone's job looks easy to someone who doesn't know how to do it. But not knowing doesn't give that jerk any reason to act like that.


My mom also was a night nurse. And anyone who thinks there are doctors just hanging out on the overnight shift to tell nurses what to do is full of shiat.
2012-10-17 07:49:07 PM
1 votes:

ShamanGator: Anyway, so... did a nurse touch you in your private area when you were young, or what? Because that was a pretty out-of-left-field and entirely fact-free attack on nurses, who at the end of the day are just people doing a job.

And 90% do a damn good jod. Used to be a pharmacy tech at UNMC. Believe me the nurses knew more about their patients than the doctors did. Not to bash doctors, the nurses are just the ones spending all day every day with the patients and their families.


And I tend to get touchy when people get jerkish about how nurses are just drones who don't know how to do anything, because my mom was a nurse for many years, and then she taught nursing for about 13 years. As an ICU nurse working the overnight shift, she and her colleagues pretty much functioned as doctors all the damn time - whenever there was a code, basically.

I suppose almost anyone's job looks easy to someone who doesn't know how to do it. But not knowing doesn't give that jerk any reason to act like that.
2012-10-17 03:43:20 PM
1 votes:

DaCaptain19: I think we need to come up with another term - NOT "celebrity" - to denote people who have had a TV show (or media exposure) - and not "infamous" or "famous" - but are in no way a "celebrity".


Twat.

Non-gender-specific in certain countries, effective putdown in all.

/will accept checks
2012-10-17 03:07:11 PM
1 votes:

That Magnificent Bastard!: DaCaptain19: Diogenes: "Kate thought that because she was a celebrity she could do or write whatever she wanted, but that's not the way it works."

I wonder if this woman ever had a real job.

It's interesting that she has no idea of her place on this planet. "Celebrity" indeed.

I think we need to come up with another term - NOT "celebrity" - to denote people who have had a TV show (or media exposure) - and not "infamous" or "famous" - but are in no way a "celebrity".


CELEBUTARD


What's wrong with the classic Has-Been?
2012-10-17 03:04:17 PM
1 votes:

DaCaptain19: Diogenes: "Kate thought that because she was a celebrity she could do or write whatever she wanted, but that's not the way it works."

I wonder if this woman ever had a real job.

It's interesting that she has no idea of her place on this planet. "Celebrity" indeed.

I think we need to come up with another term - NOT "celebrity" - to denote people who have had a TV show (or media exposure) - and not "infamous" or "famous" - but are in no way a "celebrity".



CELEBUTARD
2012-10-17 02:24:45 PM
1 votes:
DaCaptain19: "I think we need to come up with another term - NOT "celebrity" - to denote people who have had a TV show (or media exposure) - and not "infamous" or "famous" - but are in no way a "celebrity"."

delebrity.
PJ-
2012-10-17 01:54:46 PM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: Osomatic: PJ-: Her actions today are easily explained by what she used to do for a living.

Nurses for some reason have a serious complex issue. They think that because they perform most of their tasks based on the instruction of someone else, that they suddenly run things, and if it weren't for them, hospitals would shut down en masse. Imagine what the world would be like if your order taker at McDonalds had the same complex.

I don't even know where to start with how wrong almost everything you just said was.

Let's start with, yes. They would. Or they'd be run like hospitals in underdeveloped areas where you need to bring family members with you to provide basic care, and if you are prescribed medecine your family needs to fetch it for you. And if you have no family, so sad, too bad.

/not a nurse


So let's reply with, nurses have the know-how with what to inject which patients with which drug with how much dosage right? That's also why nurses are allowed to consult with patients with results of labwork done? Nurses seem to think that they are irreplaceable, yet fail to realize that pretty much anybody can get into college to take the courses needed to be a certified nurse. A RN needs what? 2 years of college? Plumbers go to school for longer than that. It's not the nurses that keep healthcare high, it's the one giving them direction on how to deal with patients.

Nurses absolutely are needed in a hospital, just like McDonalds need order takers. Like I said, imagine what the world would be like if fast food employees, servers or anybody else who deals with the public regularly acted like nurses do on a regular basis.
2012-10-17 01:51:37 PM
1 votes:
id hit it
2012-10-17 01:48:22 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-17 01:47:54 PM
1 votes:
She has to be a narcissist. Not one of those, "OMG! She is such a narcissist. She loves the camera so much." But an actual, can be diagnosed as having the mental disorder, narcissist.

Which makes me feel sorry for those kids so much. I have a feeling for many of them when they turn 18, they are going to cut all ties to mommy dearest and never talk to her again.
PJ-
2012-10-17 01:44:39 PM
1 votes:

DaCaptain19: Diogenes: "Kate thought that because she was a celebrity she could do or write whatever she wanted, but that's not the way it works."

I wonder if this woman ever had a real job.

It's interesting that she has no idea of her place on this planet. "Celebrity" indeed.

I think we need to come up with another term - NOT "celebrity" - to denote people who have had a TV show (or media exposure) - and not "infamous" or "famous" - but are in no way a "celebrity".


I vote for failebrity. They fail at lasting in the spotlight, they fail at making enough money to make it through the rest of their life, and failing to go back to regular life to put food on the table.
2012-10-17 01:44:28 PM
1 votes:
www.bittenandbound.com

cdn05.cdn.justjared.com

fitsnews.com

www.aolcdn.com
2012-10-17 01:38:13 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Rent Party: OtherLittleGuy: Tell me again, Pop of Culture (and you too, Joel McHale).

Tell me again that Jon Gossalin is a bad bad parent and the worst person in the world, because he had a skank giirfriend.

Skanger girlfriends are the God given right of every recently divorced man.

The younger they are and the bigger the tits the better


... and where would on find such girlfriends?

/asking this question for a friend
PJ-
2012-10-17 01:31:22 PM
1 votes:
Her actions today are easily explained by what she used to do for a living.

Nurses for some reason have a serious complex issue. They think that because they perform most of their tasks based on the instruction of someone else, that they suddenly run things, and if it weren't for them, hospitals would shut down en masse. Imagine what the world would be like if your order taker at McDonalds had the same complex.
2012-10-17 01:28:58 PM
1 votes:
I had to be reminded (since I didn't watch that one show) who this person was.

Now I remember.

Thanks, Fark.
2012-10-17 01:26:45 PM
1 votes:
Am I supposed to know who Kate Gosselin is?
2012-10-17 01:17:40 PM
1 votes:
Mewling Quim.
2012-10-17 01:12:39 PM
1 votes:

buckler: Kate's contributions didn't jive with the "authenticity" of the site...

Christ, I wish people would learn the difference between "jive" and "jibe".


whysoblu.com

Feels your pain.

/"Golly!"
2012-10-17 01:10:56 PM
1 votes:

fappomatic: Smeggy Smurf: iheartscotch: Meh; I wonder what the odds are on her appearing in playboy....

/ me thinks high if this trend continues

I wonder what the odds are of Playboy still being published by the time she gets naked

She'll probably be doing girl-girl vids with Nadia Suleman before long.


I'd fap to that. Seriously!
2012-10-17 01:08:59 PM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: Andromeda: I mainly just feel bad for the kids. Beyond the psychological crap of the past few years from having her as a mom and having everything they do out for the world to see, I'd imagine they're in for a lot of austerity in the coming years because their mom blew through their budget.

One of the older twins, Maddie, seems to be the only one of the lot with an actual functioning personality. She's full of piss and vinegar and will give mom's shiat right back to her. Unfortunately, she came off looking like a brat on tv. I believe the reality is closer to her using her spunk as a survival mechanism to keep from having her soul devoured by that wretched she-beast.

Back in 2009, when she was eight, there were several I HATE MADDIE GOSSELIN groups on Facebook. Eight years old, dude. My soul died a bit for that poor little girl when I heard that. And dad will do things like take the other twin on a skiing vacation by themselves. The other twin, but not Maddie. That poor little girl. I hate her parents for doing this to her.


I feel the need to tell you all that I never watched this show. It was a fark article that made me google and start reading. Much like Honey Boo Boo, I would have been happier living in ignorance.
2012-10-17 01:06:52 PM
1 votes:

Andromeda: I mainly just feel bad for the kids. Beyond the psychological crap of the past few years from having her as a mom and having everything they do out for the world to see, I'd imagine they're in for a lot of austerity in the coming years because their mom blew through their budget.


One of the older twins, Maddie, seems to be the only one of the lot with an actual functioning personality. She's full of piss and vinegar and will give mom's shiat right back to her. Unfortunately, she came off looking like a brat on tv. I believe the reality is closer to her using her spunk as a survival mechanism to keep from having her soul devoured by that wretched she-beast.

Back in 2009, when she was eight, there were several I HATE MADDIE GOSSELIN groups on Facebook. Eight years old, dude. My soul died a bit for that poor little girl when I heard that. And dad will do things like take the other twin on a skiing vacation by themselves. The other twin, but not Maddie. That poor little girl. I hate her parents for doing this to her.
2012-10-17 01:06:51 PM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Tell me again, Pop of Culture (and you too, Joel McHale).

Tell me again that Jon Gossalin is a bad bad parent and the worst person in the world, because he had a skank giirfriend.


Skanger girlfriends are the God given right of every recently divorced man.
2012-10-17 01:06:25 PM
1 votes:
demotivators.despair.com
2012-10-17 12:59:57 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: iheartscotch: Meh; I wonder what the odds are on her appearing in playboy....

/ me thinks high if this trend continues

I wonder what the odds are of Playboy still being published by the time she gets naked


She'll probably be doing girl-girl vids with Nadia Suleman before long.
2012-10-17 12:50:42 PM
1 votes:
B.F.D.
2012-10-17 12:45:47 PM
1 votes:
"If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put Spinal Tap first, then Puppet Show."
2012-10-17 12:43:50 PM
1 votes:
That's great. Now she'll have time to star in "The Peter Principle". Good luck Kate. It's a role you were born to play.
2012-10-17 12:42:19 PM
1 votes:
Ya know, I think I'd actually watch a Muppet Show version of Spinal Tap. Someone go dig up zombie Jim Henson for approval.
2012-10-17 12:36:54 PM
1 votes:
...and not a single fark was given that day
2012-10-17 12:30:10 PM
1 votes:

blatz514: "Kate thought that because she was a celebrity she could do or write whatever she wanted, but that's not the way it works."

Haha, what?


Until such time as sites like Radar online cease to comment on her antics, she's still at least in some tiny way a celebrity. But what a glorious day that will be.
2012-10-17 12:24:30 PM
1 votes:
This normally ain't me but here goes: Lord, please help those poor children.
2012-10-17 12:24:27 PM
1 votes:

basemetal: [www.celebrific.com image 300x300]

Ha ha ha ha not my problem!

/she just can't contain her inner biatch.


You have to wonder if he wakes up in a cold sweat once a week thinking about what it's going to cost him when the state takes his kids away from her and gives them back to him.
2012-10-17 08:40:43 AM
1 votes:
home.comcast.net
 
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