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(Radar Magazine)   Kate Gosselin fired from gig as blogger for CouponCabin after "outrageous demands", thus marking the "Puppet Show And Spinal Tap" phase of her career   (radaronline.com) divider line 137
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2012-10-17 08:37:26 AM  
I hope some form of trust was set up so those kids can afford the squadron of shock-troop psychiatrists, psychologists and counselors they're going to be needing for the next eight Olympics or so.

Especially when Kate transitions to the NEXT step in her career: "Ok, ten bucks, but you have to PROMISE not to finish in my mouth" and then "Yes, I'll wear that burning tire around my neck, as long as you're filming it."

This is better known as "Palining"
 
2012-10-17 08:40:43 AM  
home.comcast.net
 
2012-10-17 08:55:23 AM  
Tell me again, Pop of Culture (and you too, Joel McHale).

Tell me again that Jon Gossalin is a bad bad parent and the worst person in the world, because he had a skank giirfriend.
 
2012-10-17 09:21:49 AM  
"Kate thought that because she was a celebrity she could do or write whatever she wanted, but that's not the way it works."

I wonder if this woman ever had a real job.
 
2012-10-17 09:41:49 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I hope some form of trust was set up so those kids can afford the squadron of shock-troop psychiatrists, psychologists and counselors they're going to be needing for the next eight Olympics or so.

Especially when Kate transitions to the NEXT step in her career: "Ok, ten bucks, but you have to PROMISE not to finish in my mouth" and then "Yes, I'll wear that burning tire around my neck, as long as you're filming it."

This is better known as "Palining"



My promises mean nothing.
 
2012-10-17 10:10:56 AM  
I mainly just feel bad for the kids. Beyond the psychological crap of the past few years from having her as a mom and having everything they do out for the world to see, I'd imagine they're in for a lot of austerity in the coming years because their mom blew through their budget.
 
2012-10-17 10:24:27 AM  
www.celebrific.com

Ha ha ha ha not my problem!


/she just can't contain her inner biatch.
 
2012-10-17 12:23:38 PM  
"Kate thought that because she was a celebrity she could do or write whatever she wanted, but that's not the way it works."

Haha, what?
 
2012-10-17 12:24:27 PM  

basemetal: [www.celebrific.com image 300x300]

Ha ha ha ha not my problem!

/she just can't contain her inner biatch.


You have to wonder if he wakes up in a cold sweat once a week thinking about what it's going to cost him when the state takes his kids away from her and gives them back to him.
 
2012-10-17 12:24:30 PM  
Wait. She was hired to blog for CouponCabin?

...wait, what's a CouponCabin?

...wait, she's still worthy of an entertainment headline? Why don't you ask what Debb from Survivor: Outback is up to these days?
 
2012-10-17 12:24:30 PM  
This normally ain't me but here goes: Lord, please help those poor children.
 
2012-10-17 12:28:30 PM  
Dear Subby. Thank you for the quotes around 'career'
 
2012-10-17 12:29:00 PM  

Diogenes: "Kate thought that because she was a celebrity she could do or write whatever she wanted, but that's not the way it works."

I wonder if this woman ever had a real job.


She once had a high paying job as a cum dumpster
 
2012-10-17 12:29:49 PM  
Delusion is a helluva drug.
 
2012-10-17 12:30:10 PM  

blatz514: "Kate thought that because she was a celebrity she could do or write whatever she wanted, but that's not the way it works."

Haha, what?


Until such time as sites like Radar online cease to comment on her antics, she's still at least in some tiny way a celebrity. But what a glorious day that will be.
 
2012-10-17 12:30:51 PM  
Who?
 
2012-10-17 12:31:42 PM  
She would be perfect for the Consumerist.
 
2012-10-17 12:31:45 PM  
Meh; I wonder what the odds are on her appearing in playboy....

/ me thinks high if this trend continues
 
2012-10-17 12:33:28 PM  
Kate's contributions didn't jive with the "authenticity" of the site...

Christ, I wish people would learn the difference between "jive" and "jibe".
 
2012-10-17 12:33:37 PM  

iheartscotch: Meh; I wonder what the odds are on her appearing in playboy....

/ me thinks high if this trend continues


I wonder what the odds are of Playboy still being published by the time she gets naked
 
2012-10-17 12:33:48 PM  
Hey, I remember her.
 
2012-10-17 12:35:31 PM  
I really thought her 15 minutes were way way over. Is she now in the bonus round?
 
2012-10-17 12:36:54 PM  
...and not a single fark was given that day
 
2012-10-17 12:37:25 PM  

JohnCarter: I really thought her 15 minutes were way way over. Is she now in the bonus round?


She was getting paid to blog about coupons.. She's one step above a Farkers who hang out and writes long winded posts w/ graphs and charts in the politics tabs.
 
2012-10-17 12:42:19 PM  
Ya know, I think I'd actually watch a Muppet Show version of Spinal Tap. Someone go dig up zombie Jim Henson for approval.
 
2012-10-17 12:43:50 PM  
That's great. Now she'll have time to star in "The Peter Principle". Good luck Kate. It's a role you were born to play.
 
2012-10-17 12:44:43 PM  
The kids don't seem to care.

newsimg.bbc.co.uk
 
2012-10-17 12:45:47 PM  
"If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put Spinal Tap first, then Puppet Show."
 
2012-10-17 12:46:08 PM  
Huh. I saw Kate Gosselin, had no idea who it was, and my brain filled in details from Angela Gossow instead. I wondered what she would be doing for Coupon Cabin.

/time for beer I think
 
2012-10-17 12:48:45 PM  
`Kate was "difficult to work with, often making outrageous demands and just didn't fit in with the company as a whole.'

I guess the term " draconian biatch" is politically incorrect (shockingly enough).
 
2012-10-17 12:49:06 PM  
"CouponCabin" sounds like a sketchy discount summer rental service, and one where at least one family gets murdered in their discount cabin each year.
 
2012-10-17 12:50:34 PM  
 
2012-10-17 12:50:42 PM  
B.F.D.
 
2012-10-17 12:50:43 PM  
wake me when she gets to the bukkake phase of her career....
 
2012-10-17 12:53:44 PM  
she was probably just mad because stretch mark removal was not on the health plan.
 
2012-10-17 12:53:54 PM  
Where does she go from here?
I'll tell you what she's gonna have to do ... jazz odyssey.
 
2012-10-17 12:59:01 PM  

Diogenes: "Kate thought that because she was a celebrity she could do or write whatever she wanted, but that's not the way it works."

I wonder if this woman ever had a real job.


She did, actually. She was a nurse. But then she popped out six more meal tickets and decided she'd never need to work again.
 
2012-10-17 12:59:57 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: iheartscotch: Meh; I wonder what the odds are on her appearing in playboy....

/ me thinks high if this trend continues

I wonder what the odds are of Playboy still being published by the time she gets naked


She'll probably be doing girl-girl vids with Nadia Suleman before long.
 
2012-10-17 01:00:03 PM  
fixitordeal.files.wordpress.com

/obligatory
 
2012-10-17 01:06:25 PM  
demotivators.despair.com
 
2012-10-17 01:06:51 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Tell me again, Pop of Culture (and you too, Joel McHale).

Tell me again that Jon Gossalin is a bad bad parent and the worst person in the world, because he had a skank giirfriend.


Skanger girlfriends are the God given right of every recently divorced man.
 
2012-10-17 01:06:52 PM  

Andromeda: I mainly just feel bad for the kids. Beyond the psychological crap of the past few years from having her as a mom and having everything they do out for the world to see, I'd imagine they're in for a lot of austerity in the coming years because their mom blew through their budget.


One of the older twins, Maddie, seems to be the only one of the lot with an actual functioning personality. She's full of piss and vinegar and will give mom's shiat right back to her. Unfortunately, she came off looking like a brat on tv. I believe the reality is closer to her using her spunk as a survival mechanism to keep from having her soul devoured by that wretched she-beast.

Back in 2009, when she was eight, there were several I HATE MADDIE GOSSELIN groups on Facebook. Eight years old, dude. My soul died a bit for that poor little girl when I heard that. And dad will do things like take the other twin on a skiing vacation by themselves. The other twin, but not Maddie. That poor little girl. I hate her parents for doing this to her.
 
2012-10-17 01:08:13 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Where does she go from here?
I'll tell you what she's gonna have to do ... jazz odyssey.

www.thesharkguys.com
" We're not going about to do a free-form jazz, uh, exploration in front of a festival crowd!"
 
2012-10-17 01:08:59 PM  

namegoeshere: Andromeda: I mainly just feel bad for the kids. Beyond the psychological crap of the past few years from having her as a mom and having everything they do out for the world to see, I'd imagine they're in for a lot of austerity in the coming years because their mom blew through their budget.

One of the older twins, Maddie, seems to be the only one of the lot with an actual functioning personality. She's full of piss and vinegar and will give mom's shiat right back to her. Unfortunately, she came off looking like a brat on tv. I believe the reality is closer to her using her spunk as a survival mechanism to keep from having her soul devoured by that wretched she-beast.

Back in 2009, when she was eight, there were several I HATE MADDIE GOSSELIN groups on Facebook. Eight years old, dude. My soul died a bit for that poor little girl when I heard that. And dad will do things like take the other twin on a skiing vacation by themselves. The other twin, but not Maddie. That poor little girl. I hate her parents for doing this to her.


I feel the need to tell you all that I never watched this show. It was a fark article that made me google and start reading. Much like Honey Boo Boo, I would have been happier living in ignorance.
 
2012-10-17 01:09:20 PM  

namegoeshere: Diogenes: "Kate thought that because she was a celebrity she could do or write whatever she wanted, but that's not the way it works."

I wonder if this woman ever had a real job.

She did, actually. She was a nurse. But then she popped out six more meal tickets and decided she'd never need to work again.


Sell the crotch monsters to the Arabs and going back to nursing,no one cares.
 
2012-10-17 01:09:29 PM  

Rent Party: OtherLittleGuy: Tell me again, Pop of Culture (and you too, Joel McHale).

Tell me again that Jon Gossalin is a bad bad parent and the worst person in the world, because he had a skank giirfriend.

Skanger girlfriends are the God given right of every recently divorced man.


The younger they are and the bigger the tits the better
 
2012-10-17 01:10:56 PM  

fappomatic: Smeggy Smurf: iheartscotch: Meh; I wonder what the odds are on her appearing in playboy....

/ me thinks high if this trend continues

I wonder what the odds are of Playboy still being published by the time she gets naked

She'll probably be doing girl-girl vids with Nadia Suleman before long.


I'd fap to that. Seriously!
 
2012-10-17 01:11:28 PM  

Evil Mackerel: namegoeshere: Diogenes: "Kate thought that because she was a celebrity she could do or write whatever she wanted, but that's not the way it works."

I wonder if this woman ever had a real job.

She did, actually. She was a nurse. But then she popped out six more meal tickets and decided she'd never need to work again.

Sell the crotch monsters to the Arabs and go back to nursing,no one cares.


FTFM
 
2012-10-17 01:12:39 PM  

buckler: Kate's contributions didn't jive with the "authenticity" of the site...

Christ, I wish people would learn the difference between "jive" and "jibe".


whysoblu.com

Feels your pain.

/"Golly!"
 
2012-10-17 01:17:40 PM  
Mewling Quim.
 
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