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2012-10-17 10:04:07 AM
Cool story. That first pic makes me want to take an elephant out to the dog park.
 
2012-10-17 11:32:18 AM
Nope, elephants are not white-trashy enough to explain anything about Honey Boo Boo.

But the elephant and HBB's mom do share a familial resemblance.
 
2012-10-17 11:33:35 AM
Careful, Smitty! Elephants have "genetic memory" and will probably trample your future grand kids for that Honey Boo Boo -er- boo-boo.
 
2012-10-17 11:34:11 AM
I want a dog-sized elephant.

Get on it, Science!

/don't try by cross-breeding elephants and pigs though
 
2012-10-17 11:36:44 AM

Sybarite: Cool story. That first pic makes me want to take an elephant out to the dog park.


Don't forget the shovel and a 13 gallon trash bag.
 
2012-10-17 11:38:34 AM
Yeah, but can an elephant do this??
img.photobucket.com 

/that's HAWT!! I'd hit it.
//I'll just take a seat over there.
 
2012-10-17 11:40:55 AM

ChipNASA: Yeah, but can an elephant do this??
[img.photobucket.com image 500x280] 

/that's HAWT!! I'd hit it.
//I'll just take a seat over there.


Dude.

WTF
 
2012-10-17 11:41:17 AM
If there is any species that could be described as "dicks" it would be elephants. I don't like them.
 
2012-10-17 11:41:52 AM

wambu: explain Honey Boo Boo


After disregarding the first ten or so pages on a Google Image Search, I came across what I found to be the only result truly relevant to that phrase:

www.bee-pollen-health.com

Why yes, I haven't watched TV in over a decade, why do you ask?
 
2012-10-17 11:42:53 AM

Mrs.Sharpier: ChipNASA: Yeah, but can an elephant do this??
[img.photobucket.com image 500x280] 

/that's HAWT!! I'd hit it.
//I'll just take a seat over there.

Dude.

WTF


Yeah I wish I could take credit for this but I stole it from the Obama/Honey Boo Boo thread....Walker posted it.
 
2012-10-17 11:43:14 AM
This stories headline is full of win....
 
2012-10-17 11:43:32 AM
Actually, nothing can explain the Honey Boo Boo family.
 
2012-10-17 11:44:58 AM
What happens come diaper changing time?
cl.jroo.me
 
2012-10-17 11:46:30 AM
Well, animals are not like people, Fark. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks--Stop that, Honey Boo Boo
 
2012-10-17 11:46:32 AM
Honey Boo Boo's mom is human?
 
2012-10-17 11:47:56 AM

MBooda: What happens come diaper changing time?
[cl.jroo.me image 599x472]


i'd like to think i'd have some sort of plastic mask and latex gloves on...
 
2012-10-17 11:49:23 AM
Now now, lets not bag on elephants. Elephant babies are cute.
 
2012-10-17 11:52:33 AM

SkunkWerks: wambu: explain Honey Boo Boo

After disregarding the first ten or so pages on a Google Image Search, I came across what I found to be the only result truly relevant to that phrase:

[www.bee-pollen-health.com image 320x240]

Why yes, I haven't watched TV in over a decade, why do you ask?


http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-constantly-mentioning-he-do e snt-own-a-tel,429/
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-17 11:54:00 AM

rocketpants: Honey Boo Boo's mom is human?



Unpossible
 
2012-10-17 11:55:01 AM

SkunkWerks: wambu: explain Honey Boo Boo

After disregarding the first ten or so pages on a Google Image Search, I came across what I found to be the only result truly relevant to that phrase:

[www.bee-pollen-health.com image 320x240]

Why yes, I haven't watched TV in over a decade, why do you ask?


I can smell the smug from over here
 
2012-10-17 11:57:09 AM
Silly Subby, Honey Boo Boo isn't an elephant, she is clearly a member of the hippo family.
 
2012-10-17 11:59:37 AM

ChipNASA: Yeah, but can an elephant do this??
[img.photobucket.com image 500x280] 

/that's HAWT!! I'd hit it.
//I'll just take a seat over there.


Hit what? That bellybutton? Jesus, just buy a dunkin donut and go fark yourself in the corner or something.
 
2012-10-17 12:03:15 PM
I think elephants are cute
so this southbound pachyderm gets my vote.

no so much for the pale, bipedal one....
 
2012-10-17 12:09:44 PM
There are warm fuzzies. . . and then there are baby elephant warm fuzzies.

It must be amazing to be able to raise one that needs you. I'm glad they save that little guy.

/I want a pygmy lap giraffe too!!
 
2012-10-17 12:13:27 PM

almandot: MBooda: What happens come diaper changing time?
[cl.jroo.me image 599x472]

i'd like to think i'd have some sort of plastic mask and latex gloves on...


Still too risky. I'd need a wetsuit and air supply. And someone on standby, with firehose.
 
2012-10-17 12:15:02 PM
i566.photobucket.com
Approves!
 
2012-10-17 12:16:05 PM

Two16: SkunkWerks: wambu: explain Honey Boo Boo

After disregarding the first ten or so pages on a Google Image Search, I came across what I found to be the only result truly relevant to that phrase:

[www.bee-pollen-health.com image 320x240]

Why yes, I haven't watched TV in over a decade, why do you ask?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-constantly-mentioning-he-do e snt-own-a-tel,429/

"If I need a fix of passive audio-visual stimulation, I'll go to catch a Bergman or Truffaut film down at the university," Green said. "I certainly wouldn't waste my time watching the so-called Learning Channel or, God forbid, any of the mind sewage the major networks pump out."


An excerpt from the upcoming PBS documentary "Confessions of a Raging Douche".

/also fixed your link for you
 
2012-10-17 12:17:33 PM
Alright, I watch a lot of TV, but never "reality" bullcrap, which I'm guessing is what this honey boo-boo is. Let me take a look... OK, cued up the promo on YouTube....

Jesus Farking Christ. Is this shiat made so the lowest of trailer trash can watch it and go "yeah, I feel better about myself now".
 
2012-10-17 12:23:22 PM
I'm still reeling. It's like the Squidbillies came to life. Wait. That's insulting to the Squidbillies.
 
2012-10-17 12:24:39 PM
Here's my explanation:

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2012-10-17 12:26:20 PM

AntonChigger: I can smell the smug from over here


No you can't because they haven't invented the Interscent yet.

Incidentally, you should be thankful for this.
 
2012-10-17 12:32:51 PM

SkunkWerks: AntonChigger: I can smell the smug from over here

No you can't because they haven't invented the Interscent yet.

Incidentally, you should be thankful for this.


Indeed, it lack of existence shelters my cultured olfactory bulbs from the common, unwashed plebians of the internet.
 
2012-10-17 12:33:07 PM
Oooph! The third pic of the hug just knocked the breath out of me. I want a baby ephelant!
 
2012-10-17 12:42:09 PM

AntonChigger: SkunkWerks: AntonChigger: I can smell the smug from over here

No you can't because they haven't invented the Interscent yet.

Incidentally, you should be thankful for this.

Indeed, it lack of existence shelters my cultured olfactory bulbs from the common, unwashed plebians of the internet.


You should always wash your plebeians before inhaling.
 
2012-10-17 12:49:59 PM
"MMMMMMmmmmmmmmm Honey BBQ...."

allsecretrestaurantrecipes.com

/Oh, wait...
 
2012-10-17 12:55:09 PM
Isn't that small for a 7.5 month old elephant?

/Not an elephant expert. No matter what my friends might say.
 
2012-10-17 01:05:07 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Actually, nothing can explain the Honey Boo Boo family.


Lowest common denominator. 20 years ago it was American Gladiators (probably longer). It's an example of de-evolution or entropy. Idiocracy. Entertainment for the unwashed masses. The more stupid and perverse the better. Thousands of years of evolution and we've come to this, a dead end. Hopefully the next attempt is more successful.
 
2012-10-17 01:16:12 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Actually, nothing can explain the Honey Boo Boo family.


High fructose Corn Syrup and Oxycotin would disagree.
 
2012-10-17 01:26:01 PM

wambu: Nope, elephants are not white-trashy enough to explain anything about Honey Boo Boo.

But the elephant and HBB's mom do share a familial resemblance.


I think the elephant is light-years ahead not only in looks, but in intelligence.
 
2012-10-17 01:30:13 PM

Tax Boy: I want a dog-sized elephant.

Get on it, Science!

/don't try by cross-breeding elephants and pigs though


It's easy - just get them to make sweet, sweet love.
 
2012-10-17 01:49:04 PM

mytdawg: Pants full of macaroni!!: Actually, nothing can explain the Honey Boo Boo family.

Lowest common denominator. 20 years ago it was American Gladiators (probably longer). It's an example of de-evolution or entropy. Idiocracy. Entertainment for the unwashed masses. The more stupid and perverse the better. Thousands of years of evolution and we've come to this, a dead end. Hopefully the next attempt is more successful.


So you'd rather not have entertainment for idiots? You'd rather have them running wild in the streets with assault rifles. Thanks Honey Boo Boo for protecting us from that madness.
 
2012-10-17 02:09:28 PM

SweetSaws: mytdawg: Pants full of macaroni!!: Actually, nothing can explain the Honey Boo Boo family.

Lowest common denominator. 20 years ago it was American Gladiators (probably longer). It's an example of de-evolution or entropy. Idiocracy. Entertainment for the unwashed masses. The more stupid and perverse the better. Thousands of years of evolution and we've come to this, a dead end. Hopefully the next attempt is more successful.

So you'd rather not have entertainment for idiots? You'd rather have them running wild in the streets with assault rifles. Thanks Honey Boo Boo for protecting us from that madness.


American Gladiators was great. No dumber than any sport on TV.
 
2012-10-17 02:14:50 PM

fireclown: SweetSaws: mytdawg: Pants full of macaroni!!: Actually, nothing can explain the Honey Boo Boo family.

Lowest common denominator. 20 years ago it was American Gladiators (probably longer). It's an example of de-evolution or entropy. Idiocracy. Entertainment for the unwashed masses. The more stupid and perverse the better. Thousands of years of evolution and we've come to this, a dead end. Hopefully the next attempt is more successful.

So you'd rather not have entertainment for idiots? You'd rather have them running wild in the streets with assault rifles. Thanks Honey Boo Boo for protecting us from that madness.

American Gladiators was great. No dumber than any sport on TV.


Yeah what the hell was wrong with American Gladiators? I used to love that show. Granted I was like 8 at the time but still it wasn't any less cerebral than any other show. I think we could all come up with much dumber television shows from the same era.

Super Dave
Dinosaurs
the one with Steve Eurkel in it (family matters?)
 
2012-10-17 03:13:01 PM
Wouldn't the Honey Boo Boo family be more like orphaned children raised by an elephant?

(Apologies to elephants)
 
2012-10-17 03:34:32 PM
Honey Boo Boo family implicated in elephant care scandal.

Elephants are native to Keyna.

Honey Boo Boo family endorses Obama.

What's the connection?!

i.imgur.com
=Smidge=
 
2012-10-17 03:41:02 PM

Egoy3k: fireclown: SweetSaws: mytdawg: Pants full of macaroni!!: Actually, nothing can explain the Honey Boo Boo family.

Lowest common denominator. 20 years ago it was American Gladiators (probably longer). It's an example of de-evolution or entropy. Idiocracy. Entertainment for the unwashed masses. The more stupid and perverse the better. Thousands of years of evolution and we've come to this, a dead end. Hopefully the next attempt is more successful.

So you'd rather not have entertainment for idiots? You'd rather have them running wild in the streets with assault rifles. Thanks Honey Boo Boo for protecting us from that madness.

American Gladiators was great. No dumber than any sport on TV.

Yeah what the hell was wrong with American Gladiators? I used to love that show. Granted I was like 8 at the time but still it wasn't any less cerebral than any other show. I think we could all come up with much dumber television shows from the same era.

Super Dave
Dinosaurs
the one with Steve Eurkel in it (family matters?)


What the hell?

Why was Dinosaurs a dumb show? Because it had puppets from the Henson studios as the main cast? Does that make Farscape and the Muppet Show "dumb"?
 
2012-10-17 04:48:47 PM
Link

She's got nothing on Dallas

/anybody?
 
2012-10-17 04:50:20 PM
whoops

i2.ytimg.com
 
2012-10-17 07:52:18 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Egoy3k: fireclown: SweetSaws: mytdawg: Pants full of macaroni!!: Actually, nothing can explain the Honey Boo Boo family.

Lowest common denominator. 20 years ago it was American Gladiators (probably longer). It's an example of de-evolution or entropy. Idiocracy. Entertainment for the unwashed masses. The more stupid and perverse the better. Thousands of years of evolution and we've come to this, a dead end. Hopefully the next attempt is more successful.

So you'd rather not have entertainment for idiots? You'd rather have them running wild in the streets with assault rifles. Thanks Honey Boo Boo for protecting us from that madness.

American Gladiators was great. No dumber than any sport on TV.

Yeah what the hell was wrong with American Gladiators? I used to love that show. Granted I was like 8 at the time but still it wasn't any less cerebral than any other show. I think we could all come up with much dumber television shows from the same era.

Super Dave
Dinosaurs
the one with Steve Eurkel in it (family matters?)

What the hell?

Why was Dinosaurs a dumb show? Because it had puppets from the Henson studios as the main cast? Does that make Farscape and the Muppet Show "dumb"?


"I'm the baby, gotta love me" followed by ten minutes of very loud laugh track is not exactly the heights of comedy writing.
 
2012-10-17 08:45:06 PM

Wade_Wilson: Here's my explanation:

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 625x417]


Mind = blown.

Can we refer to her as Krang from now on?
 
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