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(Daily Mail)   FARK's favorite teenage bride Courtney Stodden found to be 100% real by a plastic surgeon who apparently wouldn't know filler if he was standing next to a road crew repairing pot holes   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 78
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2012-10-17 10:28:55 AM  
Who gives a shiat?!?

Aren't this coont's 15 minutes up yet?
 
2012-10-17 10:29:54 AM  
Why do I even know this vapid attention whore's name?
 
2012-10-17 10:33:21 AM  
I'd give her some filler
/And by filler I mean semen.
 
2012-10-17 10:34:03 AM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Why do I even know this vapid attention whore's name?


Exactly. Thanks a lot, Fark.
 
2012-10-17 10:36:15 AM  
The TV personality sets out to prove that she is 100 per cent natural in a new video.

Wait... they're actually on TV? Since when?
 
2012-10-17 10:36:23 AM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Why do I even know this vapid attention whore's name?


Because she has big fake titties
Because she will be a great trainwreck soon
Because tits
Tits

/tits
 
2012-10-17 10:37:05 AM  

OldRod: Who gives a shiat?!?

Aren't this coont's 15 minutes up yet?


Not yet she is teasing about doing some nude work or some solo/soft core porn...
 
2012-10-17 10:38:48 AM  
It was really nice of The Edge's dad to be there for support.
 
2012-10-17 10:41:24 AM  
The doctor was later quoted as saying: "I'm not a real doctor, and I don't play one on TV."
 
2012-10-17 10:42:59 AM  
These have to be the first pics of her I've seen where she doesn't look like she's farked up on prescription pills.

/They also look like a set of SFW pics from a "Please Fark My Wife" porn shoot.
 
2012-10-17 10:47:49 AM  

bwilson27: I'd give her some filler
/And by filler I mean semen.


Why,
 
2012-10-17 10:48:53 AM  

Whatthefark: These have to be the first pics of her I've seen where she doesn't look like she's farked up on prescription pills.

/They also look like a set of SFW pics from a "Please Fark My Wife" porn shoot.


Something about her really creeps me out.
 
2012-10-17 10:50:01 AM  
I was flipping channels this morning and aperently they are on a "reality" show called couples therapy. There was some guy on there basically calling him a child molester. Looked pretty funny ill catch it on the soup.
 
2012-10-17 10:51:57 AM  

GameSprocket: Something about her really creeps me out.


I think the makeup/hair color combo makes her look fake. You can look fake with just make up and without it she probably looks great and real. it doesn't have to be plastic surgery that creates her look now, although she may do that in the near future.

/still hitable in my eyes. Give it 4 yrs and she could be a hideous being
 
2012-10-17 10:52:27 AM  
I refuse to believe her tits are real until I've examined them myself.
 
2012-10-17 10:52:36 AM  

GameSprocket: Something about her really creeps me out.


I think there is a point where too much plastic surgery pushes someone into the uncanny valley. A caricature of sexuality where something is just not right.
 
2012-10-17 10:57:13 AM  
Aw, c'mon, we all know the doctor is getting at least a blowjob out of this:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-17 10:57:26 AM  
mommasmoneymatters.com
 
2012-10-17 10:58:13 AM  
I'd fark her
 
2012-10-17 10:58:27 AM  
Meh. She's attractive, but not enough that I would insist she must have had work done. If anything, my guess would be that she got a boob job at some point.
 
2012-10-17 10:59:14 AM  
I predict a sex tape leaked out a few days after her 18th birthday.....
 
2012-10-17 10:59:19 AM  
That dude is in his 50's and dresses like that. shiat is hilarious to me, you don't look edgy dude. You look stupid as fark at your age.
 
2012-10-17 11:03:41 AM  

keepitcherry: That dude is in his 50's and dresses like that. shiat is hilarious to me, you don't look edgy dude. You look stupid as fark at your age.


He looks like what I'd expect a hollywood socialite undergoing chemo to look like.
 
2012-10-17 11:05:38 AM  

keepitcherry: That dude is in his 50's and dresses like that. shiat is hilarious to me, you don't look edgy dude. You look stupid as fark at your age.


yeah, nice black shirt and red tie. even people who wear ed hardy shirts know that this is lame.
 
2012-10-17 11:07:48 AM  

rocky_howard: Aw, c'mon, we all know the doctor is getting at least a blowjob out of this:

i47.tinypic.com


Noooo
 
2012-10-17 11:08:25 AM  
You all missed this?

Meanwhile, Courtney and Doug, who have been married for 18 months, recently courted controversy when she revealed she sometimes accidentally calls him 'dad.'

'I accidentally call him 'dad' - you know, Doug-dad, same thing,' she admitted on VH1's Couple's Therapy, while sitting next to her husband.

 
2012-10-17 11:08:45 AM  

Joe Peanut: I predict a sex tape leaked out a few days after her 18th birthday.....


She turned 18 already
 
2012-10-17 11:09:08 AM  

Joe Peanut: I predict a sex tape leaked out a few days after her 18th birthday.....


Considering that was back in August, your predictions aren't very good.
 
2012-10-17 11:10:32 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Joe Peanut: I predict a sex tape leaked out a few days after her 18th birthday.....

She turned 18 already


She's been 18 for at least a decade now.
 
2012-10-17 11:13:02 AM  
She looks like she's had work done since the last time I've seen new pictures of her.
 
2012-10-17 11:14:51 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: She's been 18 for at least a decade now.


I dunno, something about her face in these pictures makes me actually believe the teenager claim. She just looks like she's putting way too much effort into trying to look like a sexy adult.
 
2012-10-17 11:23:47 AM  
Ever see the no makeup shots, where she isn't painted and wearing 10 inch heels and a dress that would shame a whore, she is a pretty, young, woman, and looks like it.

It's the industrial spackle kit and ladders that make her look fake.

Also unnaturally large breasts in an age where breast enhancement is more common than teenage pregnancy.
 
2012-10-17 11:26:04 AM  
I just now realized why her husband looks familiar. He played an A.I. on Space: Above and Beyond. So did pornstar Ashlyn Gere, although I think she used the name Kimberly Patton in the credits.

I know, CSB and all, but I couldn't think of why I knew who he was.
 
2012-10-17 11:26:23 AM  

shinjitsuism: The doctor was later quoted as saying: "I'm not a real doctor, and I don't play one on TV."


I'm also listed under meth addiction and child psychiatry. So, what can I help you with? I should start by saying that I can't personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving.
 
2012-10-17 11:26:28 AM  
TITS THEN GTFO
 
2012-10-17 11:31:57 AM  
s2s2s2:
TITS THEN GTFO

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-17 11:32:56 AM  

IrateShadow: If anything, my guess would be that she got a boob job at some point.

 

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2012-10-17 11:33:58 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: s2s2s2:
TITS THEN GTFO

[i45.tinypic.com image 460x276]


So is she gone, yet?
 
2012-10-17 11:34:33 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Why do I even know this vapid attention whore's name?

Because she has big fake titties
Because she will be a great trainwreck soon
Because tits
Tits

/tits


I know man, everytime I want to be outraged I see the boobs and it just goes away
 
2012-10-17 11:37:33 AM  
not enough boobies

phoenixhhh.org
 
2012-10-17 11:38:43 AM  
is it possible, yes it's possible, is it believable, not so much
 
2012-10-17 11:45:12 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Joe Peanut: I predict a sex tape leaked out a few days after her 18th birthday.....

She turned 18 already


I guess that shows how many farks I give to this issue.
 
2012-10-17 11:55:43 AM  

Kriegshund: I just now realized why her husband looks familiar. He played an A.I. on Space: Above and Beyond.


Was also Eugene Victor Tooms on "The X-Files" (aka, the liver-eating mutant from Season 1)

/the xf in my handle stands for X-Files
 
2012-10-17 11:59:07 AM  
... i've seen the before pictures. she was NOT packing that much padding.


/a shame, she was really rather cute, before she met the sleazebag.
//her parents are okay with it 'because it's better than anything she would have otherwise'?
///freaking aberdeen/hoquiam - where hope went to OD and blow its brains out with a shotgun.
 
2012-10-17 12:00:20 PM  
I would kill all of you and your families for the chance to shoot a load in her face....and then run her over with my car repeatedly as I drove away so the world could finally be free of the stupid twat...

/I guess you could say I have conflicting feelings about her?
 
2012-10-17 12:01:49 PM  

bwilson27: I'd give her some filler
/And by filler I mean semen.


So, you like older women?
 
2012-10-17 12:18:55 PM  

chevydeuce: I would kill all of you and your families for the chance to shoot a load in her face....and then run her over with my car repeatedly as I drove away so the world could finally be free of the stupid twat...

/I guess you could say I have conflicting feelings about her?


So you would get your money back?
 
2012-10-17 12:23:30 PM  

kroonermanblack: Ever see the no makeup shots, where she isn't painted and wearing 10 inch heels and a dress that would shame a whore, she is a pretty, young, woman, and looks like it.

It's the industrial spackle kit and ladders that make her look fake.

Also unnaturally large breasts in an age where breast enhancement is more common than teenage pregnancy.


s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2012-10-17 12:44:12 PM  
Yes because I'm going to trust the word of a Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon. I just wonder how much he charged them.
 
2012-10-17 12:55:51 PM  
So, by a Beverly Hills plastic surgons standards she hasn't had any work done. I'm guessing he figures women are born with implants, and facial reconstruction. Outside of that its all aftermarket.

I don't buy she's as young as she claims or that she hasn't had some work done. Then again I don't know anybody that's had any cosmetic plastic surgery that I'm aware of.
 
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