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(Alaska Dispatch News)   "Deadliest Catch" star caught urinating in a puddle, and other awesomeness from the Unalaska Police Blotter   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Unalaska, Aleutian Islands  
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2012-10-17 11:13:01 AM  
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6655321: The other stories on the police blotter are great.
FTA: Suspicious Person/Activity - Officer seized and destroyed consumed an 18-pack of beer that had been left unattended near an intersection.

2012-10-17 11:00:01 AM  
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special20: ...shot in the carwash? I've never heard of anyone calling a penis that.

next thread over... this makes sense.
2012-10-17 10:59:24 AM  
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...shot in the carwash? I've never heard of anyone calling a penis that.
2012-10-17 10:51:53 AM  
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Suspicious Person/Activity - Officer observed a "Deadliest Catch" star urinating in puddle and advised the man, as he zipped his pants and denied any such activity, that it was illegal to urinate in public.

Probably the douchier Hillstrand brother (Jonathan) or Jake Harris...
2012-10-17 10:45:23 AM  
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Maybe he had crabs.
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