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(FrogSoda) Video Sandra Bullock gets naked in the shower with Chelsea Handler   (frogsoda.com ) divider line 68
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10986 clicks; posted to Video » on 17 Oct 2012 at 12:21 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-17 03:21:25 AM  
or not
 
2012-10-17 08:33:01 AM  
Hawt?
 
2012-10-17 08:57:46 AM  
Pixels. I hate them.
 
2012-10-17 09:27:30 AM  
*fap*

/I miss Sandra
 
2012-10-17 09:38:31 AM  
I don't know who it is that keeps Chelsea Handler on television, but I hope you get nut sack cancer...even if you're a woman.
 
2012-10-17 10:25:46 AM  
That was funny.

/the wife likes Chelsea
//you'll get over it
 
2012-10-17 10:46:53 AM  

AirForceVet: Pixels. I hate them.

 
2012-10-17 12:12:07 PM  
That kind of got me a little frisky.
 
2012-10-17 12:31:15 PM  
"...with Chelsea Handler."

Not interested.
 
2012-10-17 12:42:59 PM  
Got nothing but a creepy voice saying "This content is currently unavailable"
 
2012-10-17 12:43:48 PM  

AirForceVet: Pixels. I hate them.


I specifically hate pixels that show up on the left side of the screen
 
2012-10-17 01:13:41 PM  
This is all well and good, but where is the sex tape of her wearing nothing but a yellow Star of David and getting nailed in the ass by Jesse James who is dressed up in full Nazi uniform? Or is that just my imagination running wild?
 
2012-10-17 01:19:21 PM  
Both of them. either individually or together. Any time, any place, any remotely horizontal surface.
 
/ fist of god, king of england, etc etc
 
2012-10-17 01:21:31 PM  
I never knew Chelsea had such yobbos.
 
2012-10-17 01:35:42 PM  
That was actually really funny.. Love dominate asshole cynic sandra..
 
2012-10-17 01:46:28 PM  
I can expect to see that on the Sideboob Hour
 
2012-10-17 02:04:23 PM  
Chelsea handler is 37. Sandra Bullock is 11 years older than her.
 
2012-10-17 02:04:59 PM  

Cymbal: This is all well and good, but where is the sex tape of her wearing nothing but a yellow Star of David and getting nailed in the ass by Jesse James who is dressed up in full Nazi uniform? Or is that just my imagination running wild?


fap, fap, fap, fap
 
2012-10-17 02:09:02 PM  

willfullyobscure: Chelsea handler is a very hard 37. Sandra Bullock is 11 years older than her.


FTFY.
 
2012-10-17 02:29:47 PM  
Have fat middle schoolers been using Chelsea Handler's tits as a rope swing? Because I cannot otherwise account for the steep angle of their declension.
 
2012-10-17 02:37:28 PM  
Is declension the act of de-cleaning?
 
2012-10-17 02:38:11 PM  
Back story on the video. Sandra wore nipple pasties and a flesh colored g-string. Chelsea decided to do it in the buff.
 
2012-10-17 02:41:38 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Back story on the video. Sandra wore nipple pasties and a flesh colored g-string. Chelsea decided to do it in the buff.


If you're going to expose yourself that much to a camera crew and to Chelsea, why not just go all the way?
 
2012-10-17 03:38:18 PM  

carrion_luggage: Have fat middle schoolers been using Chelsea Handler's tits as a rope swing? Because I cannot otherwise account for the steep angle of their declension.


They look about normal to me for real breasts that size. Probably NSFW screen caps
 
2012-10-17 03:49:48 PM  
That was funny.

I'd let Sandra smack me all day...
 
2012-10-17 04:27:10 PM  

carrion_luggage: Have fat middle schoolers been using Chelsea Handler's tits as a rope swing? Because I cannot otherwise account for the steep angle of their declension.


You're nuts. That's a very fine pair of all natural CC cups right there, she probably fits a D when she's on the rag or taking birth control.. Sandra is sporting a dandy pair of Bs.

I'm an expert.
 
2012-10-17 05:02:53 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: carrion_luggage: Have fat middle schoolers been using Chelsea Handler's tits as a rope swing? Because I cannot otherwise account for the steep angle of their declension.

They look about normal to me for real breasts that size. Probably NSFW screen caps


Bow chicka bowwowow..
 
2012-10-17 05:12:14 PM  
Now that they are bathed you can bring them to my chamber.
 
2012-10-17 05:30:36 PM  
It appears that Sandra Bullock's plastic surgeon is turning her into Janet Jackson.
 
2012-10-17 06:02:53 PM  
chances the unpixelated version gets leaked because Handler's show is pretty amateurish?
 
2012-10-17 06:32:22 PM  

Sybarite: I don't know who it is that keeps Chelsea Handler on television, but I hope you get nut sack cancer...even if you're a woman.


WTF? Chelsea is more talented than every male late night talk show host on TV. I don't know why a real station didn't scoop her up years ago. Kid you not, when her past stand-up specials air check them out. She is a very talented and funny woman.

/As for Jimmy no talent Kimmel, I wouldn't even let him shine the Mexican midgets shoes
 
2012-10-17 07:36:10 PM  
Sadly my current girl looks a lot like Chelsea same face, hair and big floppies. I usually prefer thin brunettes with little perkies. I'm dumping her tomorrow.
 
2012-10-17 07:54:00 PM  
pretty sure I can fap to that
 
2012-10-17 07:59:16 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: carrion_luggage: Have fat middle schoolers been using Chelsea Handler's tits as a rope swing? Because I cannot otherwise account for the steep angle of their declension.

They look about normal to me for real breasts that size. Probably NSFW screen caps


That looked pretty SFW to me. You can show 22 pounds of fleshy boob, but show one pixel of nip, NSFW !
 
2012-10-17 08:04:47 PM  
i1239.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-17 08:54:53 PM  
I think I speak for everyone when I say, my IQ, just dropped a bit from watching that.
 
2012-10-17 09:03:55 PM  
Never heard of the show.. but almost made pee pee from watching parts of that clip
 
2012-10-17 09:09:54 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Back story on the video. Sandra wore nipple pasties and a flesh colored g-string. Chelsea decided to do it in the buff.


Sandra's pixels are bigger too.
 
2012-10-17 09:32:31 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: I think I speak for everyone when I say, my IQ, just dropped a bit from watching that.


You made that painfully obvious with all the extraneous commas.
 
2012-10-17 09:58:30 PM  
She's got some horrible skin condition on her breasts that makes them look "blocky" and blurred.
 
2012-10-17 10:26:53 PM  

nmemkha: She's got some horrible skin condition on her breasts that makes them look "blocky" and blurred.


A lot of Japanese people get that same infection around the genitals.
 
2012-10-17 10:35:02 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: carrion_luggage: Have fat middle schoolers been using Chelsea Handler's tits as a rope swing? Because I cannot otherwise account for the steep angle of their declension.

They look about normal to me for real breasts that size. Probably NSFW screen caps


I very briefly dated a girl in college with flapjacks. It's less about age than genetics.
 
2012-10-17 11:04:45 PM  

Cymbal: BraveNewCheneyWorld: I think I speak for everyone when I say, my IQ, just dropped a bit from watching that.

You made that painfully obvious with all the extraneous commas.


It actually wasn't incorrect comma usage. It's debatable at best.
 
2012-10-17 11:10:29 PM  
I'd make Chelsea's tits look like glazed doughnuts.
 
2012-10-17 11:35:59 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Cymbal: BraveNewCheneyWorld: I think I speak for everyone when I say, my IQ, just dropped a bit from watching that.

You made that painfully obvious with all the extraneous commas.

It actually wasn't incorrect comma usage. It's debatable at best.


Is it the correct use of the insertion of an appositive phrase when you place the subject of the independent clause in the appositive?

Your sentence reads like this without the appositive:

I think I speak for everyone when I say just dropped a bit from watching that.

Did you accidentally something?
 
2012-10-17 11:36:59 PM  
mmmmmmmmdoughnuts
 
2012-10-17 11:44:30 PM  
doesn't play for me
 
2012-10-17 11:46:43 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Cymbal: BraveNewCheneyWorld: I think I speak for everyone when I say, my IQ, just dropped a bit from watching that.

You made that painfully obvious with all the extraneous commas.

It, actually wasn't incorrect, comma usage. It's debatable, at best.


FTFY

/Shatnered
 
2012-10-18 12:00:49 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Cymbal: BraveNewCheneyWorld: I think I speak for everyone when I say, my IQ, just dropped a bit from watching that.

You made that painfully obvious with all the extraneous commas.

It actually wasn't incorrect comma usage. It's debatable at best.


Oh my dog, it's not debatable at all. This is totally incorrect comma usage.
 
2012-10-18 12:06:32 AM  

Summoner101: Did you accidentally something?


Well from my point of view there's a weak clause involved. Yeah it's sketchy to some degree and I concede that point. If you're an English major please spell out why I'm wrong.

/All commas intentionally omitted
 
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