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(Red Hot Russia)   If you're going to kill yourself, don't ask people on the Internet how to do it   (redhotrussia.com) divider line 85
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2012-10-17 09:49:06 AM  
I didn't know a Sharpie in the pooper could be that deadly
 
2012-10-17 10:14:37 AM  
He ... he really.... I don't even....

At least OP delivered.
 
2012-10-17 10:26:10 AM  
Not that he should have. But I mean if you're going to do something, you do it. You shouldn't do bad things, but at least you're doing what you say.
 
2012-10-17 10:28:46 AM  
Coke and Pop Rocks
 
2012-10-17 10:37:18 AM  

ArkAngel: I didn't know a Sharpie in the pooper could be that deadly



Dammit, I came to say this.
 
2012-10-17 10:41:42 AM  
Well, he's really gonna want to kill himself now.
 
2012-10-17 10:42:07 AM  

doglover: Not that he should have. But I mean if you're going to do something, you do it. You shouldn't do bad things, but at least you're doing what you say.


You would think I'd be desensitized to the stupid sh*t you say, but no.
 
2012-10-17 10:44:58 AM  

expobill: bransonstonecastle.comsomeone's suicide kills you!

 
2012-10-17 10:45:30 AM  
i told U I was hardcore
 
2012-10-17 10:45:37 AM  
If someone is asking the internet for suicide advice. They have no intention of commiting suicide.
They just found a new technology to promote themselves as an AW.
 
2012-10-17 10:45:50 AM  
Spend a day in the Politics tab.
You'll get creative all on your own on how to off yourself.
 
2012-10-17 10:51:19 AM  
was gun to the head or rope around the neck unavailable?
 
2012-10-17 10:52:14 AM  

jaybeezey: was gun to the head or rope around the neck unavailable?


That's so mainstream, you obviously don't get it.
 
2012-10-17 10:53:00 AM  
Huh, so no one noticed the boobies on top of the page?
 
2012-10-17 10:53:14 AM  
Maybe it was suicide by somebody else's attempted suicide?

I salute your success, cunning dead gas company worker!
 
2012-10-17 10:55:02 AM  
If I was going to off myself, this would be my preferred method of exit.
 
2012-10-17 10:55:16 AM  
Sad situation. This guy probably just needed someone to listen to him (and maybe some medication). Those people probably pushed him over the edge.
 
2012-10-17 10:58:36 AM  
I just watched a movie last night "The sound of Insects" where a guy starves himself to death and it takes 60 days for him to finaly croak. Not really related.

/boobs are always related
//an hero
/// /b/ is a great way to kill time and brain cells
 
2012-10-17 10:59:49 AM  

blatz514: Huh, so no one noticed the boobies on top of the page?


Saw them too. And also unfortunately the pic that looks like someone masturbating with raw chicken. F*ckin Russians.
 
2012-10-17 11:00:25 AM  
Glue rock salt to paper to make saltpaper, and then use the saltpaper to remove your skin.
 
2012-10-17 11:00:50 AM  

blatz514: Huh, so no one noticed the boobies on top of the page?


Now I did. And I really want to know why someone has a chicken up their skirt.
 
2012-10-17 11:01:04 AM  
Why blame the internet? The comments they posted in the article clearly tell the guy not to be an asshole and blow up an apartment building.

I hope the russians give him some creative justice... they're good at that.
 
2012-10-17 11:03:16 AM  

Kalashinator: blatz514: Huh, so no one noticed the boobies on top of the page?

Saw them too. And also unfortunately the pic that looks like someone masturbating with raw chicken. F*ckin Russians.


You would think that's a German thing. Who knew.
 
2012-10-17 11:03:16 AM  

blatz514: Huh, so no one noticed the boobies on top of the page?


( . Y . )
 
2012-10-17 11:05:02 AM  

Kalashinator: blatz514: Huh, so no one noticed the boobies on top of the page?

Saw them too. And also unfortunately the pic that looks like someone masturbating with raw chicken. F*ckin Russians.


I thought that was someone fisting Rosie O'Donnell?

The Russian 'schoolgirl' is titillating. The Russian 'schoolgirl' rape, not so much.
 
2012-10-17 11:05:47 AM  
Wow. I scrolled down a little more and found this little nugget.

Russian Fifth Graders Shoot Adult Video During the Lesson of Physical Education. (with a pic)
 
2012-10-17 11:05:48 AM  
Who names their hospital "city hospital № 23?" With that said, does this mean that it is better than city hospital № 24?
 
2012-10-17 11:06:01 AM  
So can you really kill yourself by eating a bag of dicks?
 
2012-10-17 11:06:03 AM  
www.papermag.com
 
2012-10-17 11:06:36 AM  
There's really only one way to kill yourself - jump off the tallest structure you can find. You WILL die with no collateral damage.
 
2012-10-17 11:08:48 AM  

ghostwind: Who names their hospital "city hospital № 23?" With that said, does this mean that it is better than city hospital № 24?

from another article:
A scandal erupted in the secondary school No. 75 of Yekaterinburg.
 
2012-10-17 11:09:34 AM  
This is a five year old Cracked article that is just too perfect not to share

Tine Minute Suicide Guide (pops)

I definitely enjoy David Wong's writing... looking forward to the "John Dies at the End" movie
 
2012-10-17 11:10:15 AM  
A few years ago a guy in southern California decided a good way to kill himself was to park his car on the rail road track and sit in it awaiting the commuter express. He changed his mind at the last second, jumping clear of the impending train wreck. The train derailed and a few people died.
He was tried and convicted of a few counts of murder and a lot of lesser charges
 
2012-10-17 11:10:23 AM  
What, no Rippy pics?

Here you go:

i192.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-17 11:10:54 AM  

Alonjar: Why blame the internet? The comments they posted in the article clearly tell the guy not to be an asshole and blow up an apartment building.


They also tell him to do something with his life, like heroin or rape.
 
2012-10-17 11:11:48 AM  
Timestamp and tits or GTFO
 
2012-10-17 11:14:29 AM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: A few years ago a guy in southern California decided a good way to kill himself was to park his car on the rail road track and sit in it awaiting the commuter express. He changed his mind at the last second, jumping clear of the impending train wreck. The train derailed and a few people died.
He was tried and convicted of a few counts of murder and a lot of lesser charges


There was another case where a suicidal woman smashed her car into another car. She lived and they all died. She went to jail for life without parole for murder. I wish they could have tried for the death penalty just to see her argue against it.
 
2012-10-17 11:16:18 AM  
What else can you expect from a /b/tard?
 
2012-10-17 11:16:29 AM  

DaCaptain19: There's really only one way to kill yourself - jump off the tallest structure you can find. You WILL die with no collateral damage.


Definite collateral damage on whatever you land....
 
2012-10-17 11:17:38 AM  

DaCaptain19: There's really only one way to kill yourself - jump off the tallest structure you can find. You WILL die with no collateral damage.


Find a tank of Liquid Nitrogen and go swimming.
 
2012-10-17 11:18:28 AM  
The Hemlock Society normally dispenses excellent tips and knowledge relating to suicide methodology.
 
2012-10-17 11:19:10 AM  

Kit Fister: DaCaptain19: There's really only one way to kill yourself - jump off the tallest structure you can find. You WILL die with no collateral damage.

Find a tank of Liquid Nitrogen and go swimming.


Rookies. I prefer to fly to Mexico and betray and steal from a Mexican drug cartel who are handy with chainsaws.
 
2012-10-17 11:23:07 AM  
 
2012-10-17 11:26:58 AM  

styckx: Kit Fister: DaCaptain19: There's really only one way to kill yourself - jump off the tallest structure you can find. You WILL die with no collateral damage.

Find a tank of Liquid Nitrogen and go swimming.

Rookies. I prefer to fly to Mexico and betray and steal from a Mexican drug cartel who are handy with chainsaws.


Fine. inject a syringe of drugs meant to induce porphyria.
 
2012-10-17 11:28:09 AM  

Arkanaut: So can you really kill yourself by eating a bag of dicks?


It may not kill you, but i'm willing to bet you'll wish you were dead by the time you get to the bottom of the bag.
 
2012-10-17 11:37:39 AM  
I wish the author to survive so that he understands what idiotic act it is.

Granted!
 
2012-10-17 11:39:47 AM  

jaybeezey: Arkanaut: So can you really kill yourself by eating a bag of dicks?

It may not kill you, but i'm willing to bet you'll wish you were dead by the time you get to the bottom of the bag.


I don't know. Something tells me these chicks are up for the challenge:

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-17 11:41:07 AM  
Christ onna crutch...

Suicide or self-sacrifice, it is the height of Really Bad Form to take people with you.

Some people are so self-centered...
 
2012-10-17 11:44:14 AM  
The acts of creating life or taking life are the least self centered acts in the world. I believe this. Discuss.
 
2012-10-17 11:45:47 AM  
Oops. I meant the most self centered acts in the world 
 
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