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(The American Spectator)   Obama's trying to appeal to the moron vote. Unfortunately, there may not be enough morons out there to elect him   (spectator.org) divider line 104
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2012-10-16 08:31:43 PM  
All the Morons are voting for Romney already.
 
2012-10-16 08:33:14 PM  
images.gizmag.com
 
2012-10-16 08:34:25 PM  
They'll most likely phone it in
 
2012-10-16 08:39:14 PM  
You mean 'real americans'?

I thought they were simple farmers, people of the land, the common clay of America.
 
2012-10-16 09:13:58 PM  

ManateeGag: All the Morons Moronis are voting for Romney already.


FTFY
 
2012-10-16 09:14:46 PM  

jim32rr: They'll most likely phone it in


1-900-YOU-VOTE.
 
2012-10-16 09:17:31 PM  
Never, ever underestimate how many morons there are in the world.
 
2012-10-16 09:19:30 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Never, ever underestimate how many morons there are in the world.


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www.portjeff.com
 
2012-10-16 09:26:09 PM  
The article is from 8.23.12 @ 6:08AM

Subby's a moron
 
2012-10-16 09:45:17 PM  
The only people left for either side to snap up are the morons.
 
2012-10-16 09:50:56 PM  
He got the Honey Boo Boo vote. So he has that going for him.
 
2012-10-16 09:56:56 PM  

kxs401: The only people left for either side to snap up are the morons.


Be nice, they like to be called "Undecided voters".
 
2012-10-16 11:04:08 PM  
i236.photobucket.com

America's got 99 problems, but a shortage of morons isn't one of them.
 
2012-10-16 11:10:45 PM  
Someone help subby; he's stuck in a time loop!
 
2012-10-16 11:11:33 PM  

ManateeGag: All the Morons are voting for Romney already.

 
2012-10-16 11:12:34 PM  
Gosh, is it Freeper Tuesday already?
 
2012-10-16 11:13:29 PM  
if you think Romney won that debate you might be a moron, and you're probably not voting for Obama either. So too bad libs the winners have this shiat locked up if we have the moron vote.
 
2012-10-16 11:14:17 PM  
Well, as a non-moron I am going to have to assume noble prize winning economist know what they are talking about and as such my vote go to Obama.
 
2012-10-16 11:16:26 PM  
So the guy that wrote this article is voting for Obama?
 
2012-10-16 11:19:46 PM  

bingethinker: The article is from 8.23.12 @ 6:08AM

Subby's a moron


I'm not the subby, but I think subby was pointing out how bad his prediction was...
 
2012-10-16 11:20:22 PM  
says the Birther.
 
2012-10-16 11:20:56 PM  

ManateeGag: All the Morons are voting for Romney already.


Aaaaaaaaaaaand, we're done here.
 
2012-10-16 11:22:45 PM  
You morons can't even spell morans right.
 
2012-10-16 11:23:15 PM  

EnviroDude: He got the Honey Boo Boo vote. So he has that going for him.


images.christianpost.com
 
2012-10-16 11:27:09 PM  
Saw the name of the source, noted the word "American" in the name, and assumed, correctly, that it was a right wing propaganda site.

Anyone else starting to worry that the Right's tendency to constantly broadcast their patriotism, to wear (often literally) the flag as a cloak, etc. is destroying the American brand?
 
2012-10-16 11:28:44 PM  
Ann Romney would like to have a word, assuming it's at the 8th grade level.
 
2012-10-16 11:29:59 PM  
No clicky for you.
 
2012-10-16 11:30:23 PM  
Anybody voting for rMoney or Fartbongo is a moron. You should feel bad about yourself.
 
2012-10-16 11:31:43 PM  

Emposter: Saw the name of the source, noted the word "American" in the name, and assumed, correctly, that it was a right wing propaganda site.

Anyone else starting to worry that the Right's tendency to constantly broadcast their patriotism, to wear (often literally) the flag as a cloak, etc. is destroying the American brand?


Was the swastika a symbol of evil before Hitler wore it?
 
2012-10-16 11:33:31 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Benevolent Misanthrope: Never, ever underestimate how many morons there are in the world.

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[www.portjeff.com image 779x736]


Karl Malden?
 
2012-10-16 11:33:51 PM  
Hey mods...don't get greedy. Bad green light.
 
2012-10-16 11:34:55 PM  
Oh, so no reason that article is written at a 3rd grade reading level?
 
2012-10-16 11:35:27 PM  
He figured how to tap into the strategic stupid reserve 4 years ago. Maybe he'll do the same.
 
2012-10-16 11:35:40 PM  
Where's the map of state college degree rates next to states that vote dem/repub?

I'm now going away for no particular raisin!
 
2012-10-16 11:36:26 PM  

EnviroDude: He got the Honey Boo Boo vote. So he has that going for him.


We missed you in the big debate thread...too bad it farked fark.
 
2012-10-16 11:40:05 PM  

devek: Well, as a non-moron I am going to have to assume noble prize winning economist know what they are talking about and as such my vote go to Obama.


I, also am nonmoron. I don't think Obama an economst, nor did he win a No bell. My vote go to Rommny; he have nicer hairs.
 
2012-10-16 11:42:51 PM  

Emposter: Saw the name of the source, noted the word "American" in the name, and assumed, correctly, that it was a right wing propaganda site.

Anyone else starting to worry that the Right's tendency to constantly broadcast their patriotism, to wear (often literally) the flag as a cloak, etc. is destroying the American brand?


Wait, I thought they were 'murikuns?

The brand is already destroyed.
 
2012-10-16 11:44:11 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Benevolent Misanthrope: Never, ever underestimate how many morons there are in the world.

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[www.portjeff.com image 779x736]

Karl Malden?


Don't leave home without him
 
2012-10-16 11:44:15 PM  

EfiniX: Where's the map of state college degree rates next to states that vote dem/repub?

I'm now going away for no particular raisin!


You DO realize that there are more college degrees in blue states because they have bigger diploma mills, right?
 
2012-10-16 11:44:47 PM  

LookForTheArrow: Oh, so no reason that article is written at a 3rd grade reading level?


That's an awfully exuberant claim to make; writing anything on a complex topic, even if it is mostly derp.

So I had to check.

It clocks in at a Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level of 8.6. Avg. 4.6 characters per word, but an average of 15.2 words per sentence, so I think he blew his readability by getting jiggy wit' da sentence complexity.
 
2012-10-16 11:48:13 PM  
Back in the 1950s Adlai Stevenson was told by a supporter that he had the vote of every thinking American and replied "but I need a majority!" You think it's gotten better since then?
 
2012-10-17 12:02:16 AM  
Come on, we can do it! USA! USA! USA!
 
2012-10-17 12:11:31 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: You DO realize that there are more college degrees in blue states because they have bigger diploma mills, right?


Arizona is a blue state?
 
2012-10-17 12:13:06 AM  
It has been a very rough patch for Our President

What, he's been doing subby's mom too?
 
2012-10-17 12:17:00 AM  
so given that they are not talking about a victory OBAMA WON the debate.

I guess I love that romney can't win a debate without notes.

LOL
 
2012-10-17 12:20:39 AM  
Mitt gets the "it's creepy how much I look like dad" vote:

www.trbimg.com

Seriously. He's the kid.
 
2012-10-17 12:26:59 AM  
Fail. There are ALWAYS enough morons.
 
2012-10-17 12:28:50 AM  

Emposter: Saw the name of the source, noted the word "American" in the name, and assumed, correctly, that it was a right wing propaganda site.

Anyone else starting to worry that the Right's tendency to constantly broadcast their patriotism, to wear (often literally) the flag as a cloak, etc. is destroying the American brand?


I despise that. Patriotism, Family, et al

Thimble-dicked farkers, all of them.
 
2012-10-17 12:35:39 AM  
Being undecided this late in the game is becoming somewhat embarassing. If you watched the debate, please tell me who won. I don't really care for the particulars, but I sure as hell need to make sure I'm backing a winner.
 
2012-10-17 12:39:50 AM  

bingethinker: The article is from 8.23.12 @ 6:08AM
Subby's a moron

-=-
Yeah, I got that too from the headline. And I can tell which moron that moron will be voting for.

(Creepy pic above. Look closely. Wow.)
 
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