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(MassLive)   Who among us hasn't accidentally knocked a TV off the wall while having rough sex with our sister in the bathroom of a sports bar?   (masslive.com) divider line 150
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2012-10-16 03:55:11 PM  
LRN 2 REED
 
2012-10-16 04:09:59 PM  
Nice save.

Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place
``Moe's'' you left just before the accident. This is a business of
some kind?
Homer: [thinks] Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else
is open at night?
[aloud] It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
[thinks] Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.
 
2012-10-16 04:50:38 PM  
I think the use of the Florida tag would have been acceptable in this case.
 
2012-10-16 05:15:06 PM  
I don't have a sister. However, it has happened once with your sister, subby.
 
2012-10-16 05:18:07 PM  
Um, me.

Apparently, my sisters and I are having the wrong sorts of sex.
 
2012-10-16 05:19:14 PM  
Sex with your sister is, by definition, kind of off the wall
 
2012-10-16 05:25:18 PM  
About her... Do want, sort of. i guess. Whatever.
 
2012-10-16 05:26:09 PM  
I don't have a sister.

But I'd be happy to keep yours company for a while.
 
2012-10-16 05:31:21 PM  
*Points both thumbs at self*
This guy!
 
2012-10-16 05:40:59 PM  
Is this a Honeybooboo episode, or Jersey Shore?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 05:44:07 PM  
Well, they already have the same last name. They could just pass for married.
 
2012-10-16 05:47:13 PM  
Well, it wasn't a television, it was a neon light, and it wasn't really 'rough' so much as it was loud and screaming and wasn't sex so much as being punched in the face and my sister wasn't involved, it was some bikers and it wasn't a sports bar, although there was a football involved and some pool cues I think. Although I'm not really positive and the doctors weren't ever able to give me a straight answer.

But other than that, I sympathize.
 
2012-10-16 05:51:17 PM  
I could have sex with your sister. And you can even have sex with my sister. Hell, the two sisters can have sex with each other. But that's as far as it should ever go.
 
2012-10-16 05:59:57 PM  
*raises hand*
 
2012-10-16 06:25:48 PM  
Who steals a bathroom TV? What would you even do with one?
 
2012-10-16 06:29:10 PM  

fusillade762: Who steals a bathroom TV? What would you even do with one?


Watch sh*t?

/Jerry Springer, for example?
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 06:29:57 PM  
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She's not my sister ...
 
2012-10-16 06:38:21 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-16 06:40:57 PM  
No, but I did that one time having sex with your mom, subby.
 
2012-10-16 06:57:21 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-16 07:30:21 PM  

queezyweezel: *Points both thumbs at self*
This guy!


Goddamnit, you took the good joke.
 
2012-10-16 07:33:20 PM  
Did something like this happen in the first episode of Game of Thrones?
 
2012-10-16 07:35:44 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

That's what I was thinking of
 
2012-10-16 07:44:38 PM  

fusillade762: Who steals a bathroom TV? What would you even do with one?


What kind of place puts TV's in the bathroom? I guess it might make sense at home where one might feel like settling in for a bit, but a public bathroom? That's not a place I want to spend more time than I need to.
 
2012-10-16 08:08:13 PM  

davidphogan: fusillade762: Who steals a bathroom TV? What would you even do with one?

What kind of place puts TV's in the bathroom? I guess it might make sense at home where one might feel like settling in for a bit, but a public bathroom? That's not a place I want to spend more time than I need to.


It's a sports bar. You put a TV in the bathroom so you don't miss the game while you relieve yourself.
 
2012-10-16 08:10:27 PM  

Nickster79: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 198x255]

That's what I was thinking of


Yep...white trash Lannisters
 
2012-10-16 08:18:52 PM  

borg: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 343x292]


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-16 08:33:59 PM  
Personally, I would have much rather admitted to stealing the TVs.
 
2012-10-16 08:55:22 PM  

fusillade762: Who steals a bathroom TV? What would you even do with one?


Who in Hell puts a TV in a bar's bathroom? Just begging for trouble.
 
2012-10-16 09:09:14 PM  
You can take the couple out of Florida, but you can't take the Florida out of the couple.
 
2012-10-16 09:12:15 PM  
That's nasty!
 
2012-10-16 09:13:13 PM  
Ew. Who the fark has sex in a sports bar restroom?
 
2012-10-16 09:14:31 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: fusillade762: Who steals a bathroom TV? What would you even do with one?

Who in Hell puts a TV in a bar's bathroom? Just begging for trouble.


Woman-like typing detected. It's a sports bar, think about it.
 
2012-10-16 09:14:38 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: borg: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 343x292]

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that scene with the McPoyle's went right to 11 as the one brother admired the on-going shenanigans and muttered utterances of approval and encouragement. comedy farking gold.
 
2012-10-16 09:15:08 PM  

Brick-House: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 750x600]


We have a winner,folks!
 
2012-10-16 09:17:11 PM  
I believe them.
 
2012-10-16 09:17:24 PM  
Typical liberal Muslims.
 
2012-10-16 09:18:18 PM  
CSB/
[redacted]
End s CSB\

It was college.
We were experminating.
I thought she was my girlfriend.
 
2012-10-16 09:18:25 PM  

LeroyBourne: BarkingUnicorn: fusillade762: Who steals a bathroom TV? What would you even do with one?

Who in Hell puts a TV in a bar's bathroom? Just begging for trouble.

Woman-like typing detected. It's a sports bar, think about it.


That's what I was thinking. It's the one place where a TV in the bathroom makes sense. Although I'd like a TV monitor in my shower some days. Hmmm, waterproof TV's, let's Google.
 
2012-10-16 09:19:50 PM  

Brick-House: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 750x600]


Obi Wan's like all No. you. Di'n't
 
2012-10-16 09:20:15 PM  

phrawgh: Ew. Who the fark has sex in a sports bar restroom?



Hint: He's going upscale
thejasminebrand.com
 
2012-10-16 09:20:26 PM  
Dude....Springfield is gross.
 
2012-10-16 09:21:32 PM  
If it had been Springfield, MO, I would have actually bought the story about them having sex.
 
2012-10-16 09:22:42 PM  
*starts to raise hand*

Wait, you said sister? Oh.

*puts hand back down*
 
2012-10-16 09:24:13 PM  

LeroyBourne: BarkingUnicorn: fusillade762: Who steals a bathroom TV? What would you even do with one?

Who in Hell puts a TV in a bar's bathroom? Just begging for trouble.

Woman-like typing detected. It's a sports bar, think about it.


Be nice,or at least accurate: non-sports fan-like typing detected. Many of us women knew the reason for the tv placement.
 
2012-10-16 09:24:58 PM  

borg: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 343x292]

 

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2012-10-16 09:25:04 PM  
Well it would be a couple hours before anyone from the sports bar noticed so you could get away clean if you did it right and it is tempting since you're looking right at them all night. I've also considered stealing the TV.
 
2012-10-16 09:25:12 PM  
not sure. whose sister do you mean by "our sister"?
 
2012-10-16 09:25:26 PM  
THAT was your cunning plan?!?!
media.masslive.com Yep.
Shoulda known.
 
2012-10-16 09:25:28 PM  
Really? Nobody?
www.blogcdn.com
 
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