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(Washington Post)   Romney's jobs plan wins a critical award: Max Pinocchios from the Washington Post   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 15
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2012-10-16 09:09:06 PM  
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Tyrone Slothrop: Britney Spear's Speculum: What is Romney's definition of a job?

I can create 12 million new jobs using this trick:
Say a shift at walmart is 8 hours. 12 million people work at wal mart. If I was the owner, I would cut back everyone elses' hours by half and hire on 12 million more people to take on the rest of the hours. Bam, 12 millions "jobs"

And since they'd all have to work 2 jobs to make ends meet, it would actually be 36 million jobs!


www.brainygamer.com
2012-10-16 08:16:44 PM  
2 votes:
My god...wait until the liberal press finds out Romney lying piece of shiat!
2012-10-17 01:40:47 PM  
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: Romney is a congenital liar.


I think what you meant to write is that "Romney has a congenial leer."

//creepy
2012-10-17 02:59:36 AM  
1 votes:

vrax: Does each right-wing troll account on Fark count as one job?


Of course not. They're independent contractors; not really employed, but just scrounging for loose change like people who sell old clothing on EBay.

I mean, if being a paid shill on Fark counted as a real job, the unemployment rate would be about 3.7% by now.
2012-10-17 02:48:58 AM  
1 votes:
Does each right-wing troll account on Fark count as one job?
2012-10-17 12:43:17 AM  
1 votes:
It's funny how in the debate the question was about jobs, with Mitt answering first about how he's going to create jobs.
Then at the end of Obama's reply to the question (which sounded better than Romney) Romney jumps up and says "Presidents don't create jobs!".

What an ass.
2012-10-16 11:49:58 PM  
1 votes:

wrenchboy: BuckTurgidson: "Trickle-down government" *DRINK*
"Trickle-down government" *DRINK*


Romney said it.
Romney said it.


Romney said trickle down economics do not work? Tax breaks for job creators? Where are my flip flops?


s10.postimage.org
2012-10-16 10:29:18 PM  
1 votes:
"Trickle-down government" *DRINK*
"Trickle-down government" *DRINK*
2012-10-16 09:02:29 PM  
1 votes:

Britney Spear's Speculum: What is Romney's definition of a job?

I can create 12 million new jobs using this trick:
Say a shift at walmart is 8 hours. 12 million people work at wal mart. If I was the owner, I would cut back everyone elses' hours by half and hire on 12 million more people to take on the rest of the hours. Bam, 12 millions "jobs"


And since they'd all have to work 2 jobs to make ends meet, it would actually be 36 million jobs!
2012-10-16 08:31:06 PM  
1 votes:
Romney is a congenital liar.
2012-10-16 08:16:49 PM  
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: If Obama doesn't show up tonight I might not even vote.


Yeah, who doesn't love a muffin made from broken glass? Mmm.
2012-10-16 08:14:07 PM  
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-16 05:46:29 PM  
1 votes:

NowhereMon: If I worked at Walmart, McDonald's, The Olive Garden and as a Janitor at Koch Industries for 3 months each that's like four jobs right there!


That's uniquely American.
2012-10-16 03:51:22 PM  
1 votes:

NowhereMon: If I worked at Walmart, McDonald's, The Olive Garden and as a Janitor at Koch Industries for 3 months each that's like four jobs right there!


You only got 4 job?

spreadluv.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-16 03:30:51 PM  
1 votes:
When Romney spouts about his 12 million new jobs thing, Obama NEEDS to hit him with:

Moody's Analytics, in an August forecast, predicts 12 million jobs will be created by 2016, no matter who is president. And Macroeconomic Advisors in April also predicted a gain of 12.3 million jobs.


And follow that up with negatives about the Romney plan. Show that Mittens is giving EMPTY PROMISES.

If Obama doesn't show up tonight I might not even vote.

Of course, I'm in Cali which is going Obama anyway so...
 
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