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(Fark)   What would you ask the candidates at tonight's Townhall Press Conference? Difficulty: Same question for both candidates. And no, you can't ask Candy Crowley anything   (fark.com) divider line 244
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2012-10-16 02:26:04 PM
What is your policy on 2D love?
 
2012-10-16 02:26:16 PM
Could you please smell my finger?
 
2012-10-16 02:26:34 PM
Why U no make jobs?!
 
2012-10-16 02:26:37 PM
Where is the strangest place you've made  whoopee?
 
2012-10-16 02:27:09 PM
Are you satisfying your wives in bed?
 
2012-10-16 02:27:38 PM
Mister President, given the recent violence against American embassies, the continued high unemployment rate, and extreme gas prices, do you think the Yankees will be able to come back against Detroit without Derek Jeter?
 
2012-10-16 02:28:11 PM
Sausage or pepperoni pizza?
 
2012-10-16 02:28:29 PM
To both of you:

Why is sh*t so crazy?
 
2012-10-16 02:28:41 PM
What did you think of the Lost finale?

F*cking sucked, right?
 
2012-10-16 02:28:47 PM
Can you tell me what the infield fly rule is?
 
2012-10-16 02:29:33 PM
What do you like about designated hitlers?

/who's Creepy Crawley?
 
2012-10-16 02:29:36 PM
Boxers, briefs, commando, temple vestments or thong?
 
2012-10-16 02:29:57 PM
If you could only eat tacos or hamburgers for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 02:29:58 PM
RON PAUL!!!

Wait I mean

GARY JOHNSON!!!
 
2012-10-16 02:30:37 PM
"Would you please ask Candy Crowley what color her underdraws are?"
 
2012-10-16 02:30:42 PM
What do you propose to do about the Nicki Minaj-Mariah Carey Feud?
 
2012-10-16 02:31:18 PM

FunkOut: What do you like about designated hitlers?


Man, I always got stuck playing designated hitler.
 
2012-10-16 02:31:32 PM
Pepperoni or Sausage?
 
2012-10-16 02:32:06 PM
As leader of the free world, can you finally tell us who "You're So Vain" is about?
 
2012-10-16 02:32:24 PM
How much do you pay for weed in DC?
 
2012-10-16 02:32:47 PM

I_C_Weener: Where is the strangest place you've made  whoopee?


In the butt?
 
2012-10-16 02:32:53 PM
Missionary or Doggie?
 
2012-10-16 02:33:12 PM
What does the ass of corporate America taste like?
 
2012-10-16 02:33:16 PM
If Mr. Romney always lies.  And Mr. Obama always tells the truth.  Then what would Mr. Obama say that Mr. Romney would say to this question: "The sky is blue, true or false."
 
2012-10-16 02:33:28 PM
"Why won't you actually help american people? And by people I mean people, not corporations."
 
2012-10-16 02:33:31 PM
Does this look infected?
 
2012-10-16 02:33:32 PM

KingKauff: I_C_Weener: Where is the strangest place you've made  whoopee?

In the butt?



Wrong!  On the View!
 
2012-10-16 02:33:52 PM
"What makes America the greatest country in the world?"

/I'll hang up and listen
 
2012-10-16 02:34:18 PM
I would like to ask both candidates what they would do to keep the good folks of Facebook to stop post ignorant political WHARGARBL and clogging my feed? I got Fantasy Football to TALK ABOUT HERE!
 
2012-10-16 02:34:25 PM
Mrs. Crowley, what went wrong in your head?
Oh, Mrs. Crowley, did you talk with the dead?
 
2012-10-16 02:34:56 PM
For the next 90 minutes can you please not lie?
 
2012-10-16 02:35:26 PM
"So how do we actually determine the election? Don't say voting, I'm not stupid"
 
2012-10-16 02:35:43 PM
How is babby taxed?
 
2012-10-16 02:35:47 PM
Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong?
 
2012-10-16 02:35:52 PM
Under which circumstances would you attack Iran?
 
2012-10-16 02:36:04 PM
"Ever kill somebody?"
 
2012-10-16 02:36:19 PM
I want to talk about a very important matter now, the NHL lockout. Who do you blame? The owners or the players?

Owners right? I mean what a bunch of dicks.
 
2012-10-16 02:36:26 PM
Do you like movies with gladiators?
 
2012-10-16 02:36:27 PM

EviLincoln: "So how do we actually determine the election? Don't say voting, I'm not stupid"


Blood sacrifice, off world influence, and gerbil racing.
 
2012-10-16 02:37:00 PM

FunkOut: EviLincoln: "So how do we actually determine the election? Don't say voting, I'm not stupid"

Blood sacrifice, off world influence, and gerbil racing.


We'd never get an honest answer like that.
 
2012-10-16 02:37:02 PM
Where is the love?
Where is the love?
Where is the love, the love, the love?
 
2012-10-16 02:37:02 PM
"Which NFL team should move to LA?"
 
2012-10-16 02:37:30 PM
"Mr. President, Governor, if, as you've stated, the candidates from the Green and Libertarian parties are of no threat to you, why are you - and the Commission for Presidential Debates (which, I might add, is jointly chaired by the former heads of the DNC and RNC) - afraid to debate with them?"
 
2012-10-16 02:37:37 PM
Is the movie Paul, a) a religious movie about Saul converting? b) A spinetingling account of the midnight ride of Paul Revere? or c) a documentary on the alien life forms currently held at Area 51?
 
2012-10-16 02:37:55 PM
How many years of tax returns would each of your fathers say a Presidential candidate should release?
 
2012-10-16 02:38:28 PM

Rev.K: I want to talk about a very important matter now, the NHL lockout. Who do you blame? The owners or the players?

Owners right? I mean what a bunch of dicks.


Hey. Some of Romney's best friends are NHL owners. And you won't get a straight answer from Barry, he'll skate around the issue
 
2012-10-16 02:38:43 PM
What was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction?
 
2012-10-16 02:39:00 PM
Bipartisanship is a bunch of bullcrap, isn't it?
 
2012-10-16 02:39:06 PM
Could you be loved?
 
2012-10-16 02:39:13 PM
Why is it that children -- who are too young to work and too young to take responsibilty for their actions -- are starving and malnourished in the United States of America, the most prosperous country in the world?
 
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