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(Huffington Post)   THE Ohio state early voting may commence   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2012-10-16 05:19:50 PM  
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2012-10-16 04:25:35 PM  
4 votes:

SlothB77: Here's my advice and it isn't biased:

Don't vote until election day. Between now and then, more information may come out about one or both of the candidates that may influence your vote. Give the candidates up until election day to get that message out. Wait until after all the debates. Wait until all of the October surprises are revealed. Do your best efforts to wait to vote on election day. If you vote early and then something happens that causes you to want to change your vote, you won't be able to.


Ordinarily you would be correct, but in this race, Obama could be caught snorting coke off a dead baby and he'd STILL be a better candidate than Romney.
2012-10-16 05:17:48 PM  
2 votes:

SlothB77: Here's my advice and it isn't biased:

Don't vote until election day. Between now and then, more information may come out about one or both of the candidates that may influence your vote. Give the candidates up until election day to get that message out. Wait until after all the debates. Wait until all of the October surprises are revealed. Do your best efforts to wait to vote on election day. If you vote early and then something happens that causes you to want to change your vote, you won't be able to.


I think Barack Obama ripping off his mask only to show that he, in fact, is Mitt Romney, wouldn't get me to vote for Mitt Romney.
2012-10-16 04:11:10 PM  
2 votes:
Here's my advice and it isn't biased:

Don't vote until election day. Between now and then, more information may come out about one or both of the candidates that may influence your vote. Give the candidates up until election day to get that message out. Wait until after all the debates. Wait until all of the October surprises are revealed. Do your best efforts to wait to vote on election day. If you vote early and then something happens that causes you to want to change your vote, you won't be able to.
2012-10-16 05:20:35 PM  
1 vote:
Fark Ohio

/Go Blue
2012-10-16 05:16:33 PM  
1 vote:

Biness: I think I speak for ALL americans when i say that Ohio totally sucks dick and is the least qualified state to pick the president. Also, they didn't invent the airplane. the are not first in flight.


Speak for yourself. I happen to believe that Ohioans are very attractive people whose intelligence is eclipsed only by their moral virtue. I also heard that male Ohioans have larger penises on average than the rest of America.

/Vote Obama 2012
2012-10-16 05:10:17 PM  
1 vote:

Biness: I think I speak for ALL americans when i say that Ohio totally sucks dick and is the least qualified state to pick the president. Also, they didn't invent the airplane. the are not first in flight.


I speak for all Ohioans when I say screw you. We're going to pick your president and you're gonna enjoy it. Just lay back and think of America.
2012-10-16 05:06:16 PM  
1 vote:

SlothB77: Here's my advice and it isn't biased:

Don't vote until election day. Between now and then, more information may come out about one or both of the candidates that may influence your vote. Give the candidates up until election day to get that message out. Wait until after all the debates. Wait until all of the October surprises are revealed. Do your best efforts to wait to vote on election day. If you vote early and then something happens that causes you to want to change your vote, you won't be able to.


They could catch Obama ****ing your mother on live television and he'd still be a better candidate that Romney.
2012-10-16 05:04:04 PM  
1 vote:
Just remember, Ohioans, whether you vote early or on the 6th, just who it was that tried to take that right away from you and the reason they tried it. Also remember why your unemployment rate is below the national average.
 
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