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(The Blemish)   Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart may be getting back together. Coincidentally, the final Twilight movie premieres in a month. Odd how things just work out   (theblemish.com) divider line 119
    More: Interesting, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, twilight movies, advertising campaigns  
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3247 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Oct 2012 at 3:04 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-16 01:49:09 PM  
And remember. The only reason you are posting in this thread is that you don't care at all, and it is the depth of your uncaring that has caused you to become outraged that this headline has posted to the main page. In fact, what you have realized is that the fact that this headline has posted to the main page of a website you read actually serves as a tacit, unwilling endorsement on your part of the importance of this event, and what you are beginning to understand is that if you do not enter this thread immediately, as soon as you can -- I mean, like, now -- and post something explaining in the bluntest terms possible that YOU DO NOT CARE, the obvious assumption of everybody else who enters this thread will be that you actually do care. That you have been breathlessly awaiting this news, that you are celebrating the announcement in something close to an orgasmic bliss. Thread readers will scroll down this thread, notice the lack of your anti-care post, and begin to discuss in their various Google groups: Hey, did you notice that he didn't pop into that Pattinson/Stewart thread to say he didn't care? Wow, I had no idea he was such a fan. There will be tweets and Facebook status updates about you, mocking you, questioning you, and you will realize then the need to act, but you will also realize that for you to now come into the thread to explain that you never cared, to explain that the magnitude of your uncaring was such that you didn't even feel the need to express it in the first place, would seem artificial. Fake. Nobody would believe you, they would only believe that you were trying to cover your deep passion for the subject with a faux, unconvincing unconcern. And this will lead to even more mockery, more ridicule. It will ruin you here, it will become your Farky, it will define your user name for months. Let us know now, before it's too late.
 
2012-10-16 02:01:41 PM  
I bet Kristen Stewart gives up the third input when she's high...so, pretty much always.
 
2012-10-16 02:46:05 PM  
WHO FKN CARES?

/big fan
 
2012-10-16 02:46:59 PM  
This whole relationship has been a giant publicity stunt.
 
2012-10-16 02:59:01 PM  
The. Passion. Just. Sizzles. Off.....The....Screen.

cdn.theblemish.com
 
2012-10-16 03:05:51 PM  
:|
 
2012-10-16 03:06:41 PM  
That's the happiest I've seen her. This is awesome news.
 
2012-10-16 03:07:39 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-16 03:07:44 PM  

Pocket Ninja: And remember.


That.......was good
 
2012-10-16 03:08:48 PM  

had98c: That's the happiest I've seen her. This is awesome news.


She finally took a good dump, apparently.
 
2012-10-16 03:11:22 PM  

Mugato: The. Passion. Just. Sizzles. Off.....The....Screen.

[cdn.theblemish.com image 600x326]


if I fapped to that it would be more sexual tension than their sham relationship.

/rather fap to something else
/is judge judy on?
 
2012-10-16 03:12:44 PM  

Mugato: The. Passion. Just. Sizzles. Off.....The....Screen.

[cdn.theblemish.com image 600x326]


Creeeeepy. They look like wax figures of themselves
 
2012-10-16 03:12:47 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Pocket Ninja: And remember.

That.......was good


i always thought that the people who came in to say they don't care were just trying to leave aloof, condescending, but ultimately misleading bookmarks for the event that pictures of their one true love were posted.
 
2012-10-16 03:12:58 PM  

Pocket Ninja: And remember. The only reason you are posting in this thread is that you don't care at all, and it is the depth of your uncaring that has caused you to become outraged that this headline has posted to the main page. In fact, what you have realized is that the fact that this headline has posted to the main page of a website you read actually serves as a tacit, unwilling endorsement on your part of the importance of this event, and what you are beginning to understand is that if you do not enter this thread immediately, as soon as you can -- I mean, like, now -- and post something explaining in the bluntest terms possible that YOU DO NOT CARE, the obvious assumption of everybody else who enters this thread will be that you actually do care. That you have been breathlessly awaiting this news, that you are celebrating the announcement in something close to an orgasmic bliss. Thread readers will scroll down this thread, notice the lack of your anti-care post, and begin to discuss in their various Google groups: Hey, did you notice that he didn't pop into that Pattinson/Stewart thread to say he didn't care? Wow, I had no idea he was such a fan. There will be tweets and Facebook status updates about you, mocking you, questioning you, and you will realize then the need to act, but you will also realize that for you to now come into the thread to explain that you never cared, to explain that the magnitude of your uncaring was such that you didn't even feel the need to express it in the first place, would seem artificial. Fake. Nobody would believe you, they would only believe that you were trying to cover your deep passion for the subject with a faux, unconvincing unconcern. And this will lead to even more mockery, more ridicule. It will ruin you here, it will become your Farky, it will define your user name for months. Let us know now, before it's too late.


Bears repeating
 
2012-10-16 03:14:35 PM  

pute kisses like a man: i always thought that the people who came in to say they don't care were just trying to leave aloof, condescending, but ultimately misleading bookmarks for the event that pictures of their one true love were posted.


Hipster Bookmark?
 
2012-10-16 03:14:47 PM  

Mugato: The. Passion. Just. Sizzles. Off.....The....Screen.

[cdn.theblemish.com image 600x326]


Their body language says they have a long road to hoe.
 
2012-10-16 03:14:55 PM  
I honestly had no idea who these two people were until I saw the picture. This is me not giving a shiat.
 
2012-10-16 03:15:31 PM  
Now Pocket Ninja, I do care. I really do. News about Twilight movie premiers makes me a little giddy. After all, every Rifftrax for every Twilight film has been hilarious, so a new movie coming out means the clock is ticking until the next Rifftrax.

It also means that I can watch the new Twilight film and mutter "Line? Does anyone have a line?" about 50 billion times and chuckle each and every time I say it. I consider any pointless scenes of Bella and Edward laying in a field a bonus.
 
2012-10-16 03:16:21 PM  
I totally read that at Pat Robertson and Kristin Stewart, which made me giggle.
 
2012-10-16 03:17:49 PM  

Tommy Moo: I totally read that at Pat Robertson and Kristin Stewart, which made me giggle.


Focus on the Sparkly Vampire Family
 
2012-10-16 03:18:20 PM  
cdn.theblemish.com
Oh Rob - our love will last until the end of this promo tour.

Yeah, whatever.
 
2012-10-16 03:18:26 PM  
Art imitating life imitating art mocking life - we are through the looking glass people.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-16 03:20:03 PM  
I am sure that Patterson takes comfort in giggling and jumping around in the huge amounts of money he is making.

Heck, I'd star as a furry-cosplaying vampire waanabe in "Twilight 4: TwinkleVamps Revenge!" and deliver all my lines sotto voce if someone would give me a tenth of what he makes.
 
2012-10-16 03:21:53 PM  

zabadu: Mugato: The. Passion. Just. Sizzles. Off.....The....Screen.

[cdn.theblemish.com image 600x326]

Their body language says they have a long road to hoe.


wut? She's standing right there?!?!?
 
2012-10-16 03:22:37 PM  
www.examiner.com

She can actually smile now and again. 

/yes I would hit that, even now
 
2012-10-16 03:22:50 PM  
wow.. I must be more tired than I thought.
I read those names, but interpreted them as Natalie Portman and Patrick Stewart.
 
2012-10-16 03:22:56 PM  

Pocket Ninja: And remember. The only reason you are posting in this thread is that you don't care at all, and it is the depth of your uncaring that has caused you to become outraged that this headline has posted to the main page. In fact, what you have realized is that the fact that this headline has posted to the main page of a website you read actually serves as a tacit, unwilling endorsement on your part of the importance of this event, and what you are beginning to understand is that if you do not enter this thread immediately, as soon as you can -- I mean, like, now -- and post something explaining in the bluntest terms possible that YOU DO NOT CARE, the obvious assumption of everybody else who enters this thread will be that you actually do care. That you have been breathlessly awaiting this news, that you are celebrating the announcement in something close to an orgasmic bliss. Thread readers will scroll down this thread, notice the lack of your anti-care post, and begin to discuss in their various Google groups: Hey, did you notice that he didn't pop into that Pattinson/Stewart thread to say he didn't care? Wow, I had no idea he was such a fan. There will be tweets and Facebook status updates about you, mocking you, questioning you, and you will realize then the need to act, but you will also realize that for you to now come into the thread to explain that you never cared, to explain that the magnitude of your uncaring was such that you didn't even feel the need to express it in the first place, would seem artificial. Fake. Nobody would believe you, they would only believe that you were trying to cover your deep passion for the subject with a faux, unconvincing unconcern. And this will lead to even more mockery, more ridicule. It will ruin you here, it will become your Farky, it will define your user name for months. Let us know now, before it's too late.


still a better story..... oy. you know the rest.
 
2012-10-16 03:23:04 PM  

Pocket Ninja: And remember. The only reason you are posting in this thread is that you don't care at all, and it is the depth of your uncaring that has caused you to become outraged that this headline has posted to the main page. In fact, what you have realized is that the fact that this headline has posted to the main page of a website you read actually serves as a tacit, unwilling endorsement on your part of the importance of this event, and what you are beginning to understand is that if you do not enter this thread immediately, as soon as you can -- I mean, like, now -- and post something explaining in the bluntest terms possible that YOU DO NOT CARE, the obvious assumption of everybody else who enters this thread will be that you actually do care. That you have been breathlessly awaiting this news, that you are celebrating the announcement in something close to an orgasmic bliss. Thread readers will scroll down this thread, notice the lack of your anti-care post, and begin to discuss in their various Google groups: Hey, did you notice that he didn't pop into that Pattinson/Stewart thread to say he didn't care? Wow, I had no idea he was such a fan. There will be tweets and Facebook status updates about you, mocking you, questioning you, and you will realize then the need to act, but you will also realize that for you to now come into the thread to explain that you never cared, to explain that the magnitude of your uncaring was such that you didn't even feel the need to express it in the first place, would seem artificial. Fake. Nobody would believe you, they would only believe that you were trying to cover your deep passion for the subject with a faux, unconvincing unconcern. And this will lead to even more mockery, more ridicule. It will ruin you here, it will become your Farky, it will define your user name for months. Let us know now, before it's too late.


Sorry PN - after all the amazing stuff you've posted, you have now been farkied as Twilight Romantic. No choice really. If you give yourself a nickname, your friends have to call you Stinky, and if you warn others of This garbage, youq get some on you.

Such a waste....
 
2012-10-16 03:24:37 PM  
Why would that guy want that skeevy lying skank?
 
2012-10-16 03:24:59 PM  
I CARE SO farkING HARD THAT THIS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS BY HOLDING DOWN SHIFT EVEN THE CENSORED PART CAPS LOCK IS FOR PUSSIES WHO DON"T CARE SAME WITH PUNCTUATION
 
2012-10-16 03:25:11 PM  

hdhale: [www.examiner.com image 394x512]

She can actually smile now and again. 

/yes I would hit that, even now


Too bad she's incapable of acting, ever...
 
2012-10-16 03:25:14 PM  

Kit Fister: Why would that guy want that skeevy lying skank?


He feels naked with a shaved beard?
 
2012-10-16 03:26:03 PM  

Sticky Hands: wow.. I must be more tired than I thought.
I read those names, but interpreted them as Natalie Portman and Patrick Stewart.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-16 03:27:16 PM  

TheraTx: zabadu: Mugato: The. Passion. Just. Sizzles. Off.....The....Screen.

[cdn.theblemish.com image 600x326]

Their body language says they have a long road to hoe.

wut? She's standing right there?!?!?


do you see how far apart they are?
 
2012-10-16 03:27:56 PM  
Don't you threaten me.
 
2012-10-16 03:28:18 PM  
He's really a very good actor. Did you see Water for Elephants? Christoph Waltz stole the show but Pattinson was quite good.

I don't believe they were ever truly married. It was all a big PR stunt to drum up interest among bored housewives. I'm fairly certain most celebrity marriages are. Except for Lamar Odom and the fat Kardashian. That one is real and it F*CKING RUINED MY MAVS LAST SEASON.
 
2012-10-16 03:32:25 PM  

hdhale: [www.examiner.com image 394x512]

She can actually smile now and again. 

/yes I would hit that, even now


I bet Fievel would wreck this mousy girl too.
 
2012-10-16 03:32:32 PM  
Guess the director yelled cut....
 
2012-10-16 03:33:02 PM  

Sticky Hands: wow.. I must be more tired than I thought.
I read those names, but interpreted them as Natalie Portman and Patrick Stewart.


Sure you did.
 
2012-10-16 03:36:20 PM  
Make-up sex!

Or, we can just watch TV. In separate domiciles.
 
2012-10-16 03:36:37 PM  
Is this the one with the violent birth and pedophilia storyline?
 
2012-10-16 03:37:06 PM  
Line?

.................... Line?
 
2012-10-16 03:37:09 PM  
I tried to explain it was all a sham for the sake of the movies to a couple of little girls who were reading a gossip rag about it where I work. Obviously they didn't believe me, but their mom looked relieved when I told them, as if she was glad to meet somebody who wouldn't endlessly blab on about Twilight.
 
2012-10-16 03:39:29 PM  
cdn.theblemish.com
Kristen, my bum STILL hurts from that strap-on last night.

Sorry, I was in the "hate-f**k" zone.
 
2012-10-16 03:39:39 PM  

Pocket Ninja: The only reason you are posting in this thread is that you don't care at all, and it is the depth of your uncaring that has caused you to become outraged


Reminds me of another community that's flooded by people who only want to talk about why they DON'T watch the show.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-16 03:39:40 PM  
I saw an interview with Kristen Stewart on TV a while ago and she struck me as the most unlikable actor I've ever seen interviewed.
 
2012-10-16 03:40:07 PM  
I'm going to enjoy the day Robby decides he's got enough money/finally has a pair of balls and comes out and then takes his partner to some awards show or premiere. The cranial detonations all over Twilight-Land will be rivaled only by their furious attempts to deny reality. Youtube will collapse under the weight of hefty goth galls posting videos of themselves weeping and desparately trying to pretend it never happened. "It's Rob's FRIEND, his BUDDY, why does everyone have to have such a dirty mind? Kristen is his true love!"
 
2012-10-16 03:40:13 PM  
Oh God, the poor persecuted Bronies are here........
 
2012-10-16 03:42:15 PM  

weltallica: Pocket Ninja: The only reason you are posting in this thread is that you don't care at all, and it is the depth of your uncaring that has caused you to become outraged

Reminds me of another community that's flooded by people who only want to talk about why they DON'T watch the show.


So far it looks like people are posting in this thread because the posts are funny.
 
2012-10-16 03:42:55 PM  
Who?
 
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