Pocket Ninja: And remember.
had98c: That's the happiest I've seen her. This is awesome news.
Mugato: The. Passion. Just. Sizzles. Off.....The....Screen.[cdn.theblemish.com image 600x326]
Tat'dGreaser: Pocket Ninja: And remember.That.......was good
Pocket Ninja: And remember. The only reason you are posting in this thread is that you don't care at all, and it is the depth of your uncaring that has caused you to become outraged that this headline has posted to the main page. In fact, what you have realized is that the fact that this headline has posted to the main page of a website you read actually serves as a tacit, unwilling endorsement on your part of the importance of this event, and what you are beginning to understand is that if you do not enter this thread immediately, as soon as you can -- I mean, like, now -- and post something explaining in the bluntest terms possible that YOU DO NOT CARE, the obvious assumption of everybody else who enters this thread will be that you actually do care. That you have been breathlessly awaiting this news, that you are celebrating the announcement in something close to an orgasmic bliss. Thread readers will scroll down this thread, notice the lack of your anti-care post, and begin to discuss in their various Google groups: Hey, did you notice that he didn't pop into that Pattinson/Stewart thread to say he didn't care? Wow, I had no idea he was such a fan. There will be tweets and Facebook status updates about you, mocking you, questioning you, and you will realize then the need to act, but you will also realize that for you to now come into the thread to explain that you never cared, to explain that the magnitude of your uncaring was such that you didn't even feel the need to express it in the first place, would seem artificial. Fake. Nobody would believe you, they would only believe that you were trying to cover your deep passion for the subject with a faux, unconvincing unconcern. And this will lead to even more mockery, more ridicule. It will ruin you here, it will become your Farky, it will define your user name for months. Let us know now, before it's too late.
pute kisses like a man: i always thought that the people who came in to say they don't care were just trying to leave aloof, condescending, but ultimately misleading bookmarks for the event that pictures of their one true love were posted.
Tommy Moo: I totally read that at Pat Robertson and Kristin Stewart, which made me giggle.
zabadu: Mugato: The. Passion. Just. Sizzles. Off.....The....Screen.[cdn.theblemish.com image 600x326]Their body language says they have a long road to hoe.
hdhale: [www.examiner.com image 394x512]She can actually smile now and again. /yes I would hit that, even now
Kit Fister: Why would that guy want that skeevy lying skank?
Sticky Hands: wow.. I must be more tired than I thought.I read those names, but interpreted them as Natalie Portman and Patrick Stewart.
TheraTx: zabadu: Mugato: The. Passion. Just. Sizzles. Off.....The....Screen.[cdn.theblemish.com image 600x326]Their body language says they have a long road to hoe.wut? She's standing right there?!?!?
Pocket Ninja: The only reason you are posting in this thread is that you don't care at all, and it is the depth of your uncaring that has caused you to become outraged
weltallica: Pocket Ninja: The only reason you are posting in this thread is that you don't care at all, and it is the depth of your uncaring that has caused you to become outragedReminds me of another community that's flooded by people who only want to talk about why they DON'T watch the show.
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