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(USA Today)   Manowar denied again: Beyonce set for Super Bowl halftime show   (usatoday.com) divider line 97
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2012-10-16 12:49:56 PM
Weird Al would play better
 
2012-10-16 12:52:11 PM

EnviroDude: Weird Al would play better


Weird Al's parents would play better.
 
2012-10-16 12:52:38 PM
I'm fine with this as long as she incorporates some local flavor into the act.
 
Kermit Ruffins, Trombone Shorty, Clint Madigan* (that may be difficult)
 
*Was really hoping they'd have The New Orleans Bingo Show do the halftime act to really freak out America.
 
2012-10-16 01:14:35 PM
Drinking game:
Take one sip for "Irreplaceable"
Two sips for any other strong about how Beyonce is a strong independent woman
Three sips for "Independent Women"
One shot (to the temple, with a handgun) for "Single Ladies"
 
2012-10-16 01:21:46 PM
Will be a good time to hit the bathroom and make more snacks.

/Should have been Weird Al
 
2012-10-16 01:22:23 PM

jj325: Will be a good time to hit the bathroom and make more snacks.


Dude, move to a place with a kitchen
 
2012-10-16 01:24:45 PM
Mastodon, Lamb of God and Dethklok.

LET'S PLAY SOME GODDAMN FOOTBALL!

// if I ran things
// also, LMFAO's public execution would take place during the Klok's finale
 
2012-10-16 01:27:29 PM

RminusQ: Drinking game:
Take one sip for "Irreplaceable"
Two sips for any other strong about how Beyonce is a strong independent woman
Three sips for "Independent Women"
One shot (to the temple, with a handgun) for "Single Ladies"


This is basically what I came to biatch about. Whatever happened to the Superbowl putting on a big explosive show full of kick ass? Madonna, for chrissake.

Agreed with should have been Weird Al.
 
2012-10-16 01:28:15 PM
This will be the greatest Super Bowl halftime show of all time.

OF ALL TIME!
 
2012-10-16 01:30:46 PM
Seriously. They should have a hardcore act set and a heavy metal band.
Too much estrogen during the Superbowl.
 
2012-10-16 01:57:59 PM

Elandriel: This is basically what I came to biatch about. Whatever happened to the Superbowl putting on a big explosive show full of kick ass? Madonna, for chrissake.



Screw that... I want Up With People!
 
2012-10-16 02:03:12 PM
Manowar would have supremely rocked. They are not poseurs.
 
2012-10-16 02:12:30 PM
i253.photobucket.comGet this act or I'm watching the Puppy Bowl.
 
2012-10-16 02:15:14 PM
I'd like to see what The Mob would do. $10 says they would piss of more people than Janet Jackson's tit and it would be better viewing.
 
2012-10-16 02:30:39 PM

Dr Dreidel: Mastodon, Lamb of God and Dethklok.

LET'S PLAY SOME GODDAMN FOOTBALL!

// if I ran things
// also, LMFAO's public execution would take place during the Klok's finale


I would gladly pay money to see that.
 
2012-10-16 02:32:46 PM
At first I thought subby was trying to say "Man o' War" and was making fun of Madonna.

/Whether it's the racehorse or the jellyfish, either one is an apt comparison
 
2012-10-16 02:32:59 PM

downstairs: I'm fine with this as long as she incorporates some local flavor into the act.


Like These guys (not safe for unfunky ears)
 
2012-10-16 02:33:41 PM

Snapper Carr: downstairs: I'm fine with this as long as she incorporates some local flavor into the act.

Like These guys (not safe for unfunky ears)


Let's try that link again there
 
2012-10-16 02:37:40 PM
Do they hate Cheap Trick or something?
 
2012-10-16 02:38:25 PM
Well thank God the Steelers won't be playing and I'll be working instead.
 
2012-10-16 02:41:06 PM
I guess I know when dinner will be served on Super Bowl Sunday.
 
2012-10-16 02:42:07 PM

IronTom: Manowar would have supremely rocked. They are not poseurs.


I don't think they'd make it through the opening stanza of Hail and Kill before the censors bailed.
 
2012-10-16 02:45:35 PM
I didn't realize Beyonce was all washed up.
 
2012-10-16 02:48:48 PM

EnviroDude: Weird Al would play better


Done in one

He really should do it at one point, would be so much fun, especially if you could get all the artists he is parodying to perform with him.
 
2012-10-16 02:49:37 PM
Will she invite Tricky again?
 
2012-10-16 02:51:04 PM
I CAN HAZ WARDROBE MALFUNKSHUN?
 
2012-10-16 02:51:36 PM
img2.timeinc.net

Could be worse. Why don't they just make the halftime show every clip of the replacement referees botching a call?
 
2012-10-16 02:52:52 PM
We still need Weird Al
 
2012-10-16 02:59:35 PM
I always thought Sammy Hagar would be a great halftime performer. He has plenty of high energy, anthem style songs that everyone seems to know and he knows how to get a crowd going.

AC/DC would also be a great choice for the same reasons.
 
2012-10-16 03:08:45 PM

IronTom: Manowar would have supremely rocked. They are not poseurs.


Other bands play. Manowar kills.
 
2012-10-16 03:13:26 PM

bsharitt: I didn't realize Beyonce was all washed up.


This. Although Prince was awesome.
 
2012-10-16 03:14:57 PM

IronTom: Manowar would have supremely rocked. They are not poseurs.


They wear jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes.
 
2012-10-16 03:15:23 PM
We need iron maiden
 
2012-10-16 03:16:51 PM
cultofmac.cultofmaccom.netdna-cdn.com
Approves 
 
2012-10-16 03:17:39 PM
C'MON! When will Manowar get the respect they deserve and - yeah I can't sell the joke.
 
2012-10-16 03:24:59 PM
AC/DC would absolutely destroy because people are so accustomed to listening to their songs at football games anyways...

Can you imagine how awesome it would be to be at the Super Bowl and have the entire Stadium chanting along with Thunderstruck? That would kick ass.
 
2012-10-16 03:28:42 PM

DeathByGeekSquad: AC/DC would absolutely destroy because people are so accustomed to listening to their songs at football games anyways...

Can you imagine how awesome it would be to be at the Super Bowl and have the entire Stadium chanting along with Thunderstruck? That would kick ass.


4.bp.blogspot.com
Throw this in, and they'll cancel all future halftime shows forever.
 
2012-10-16 03:54:27 PM
espn.go.com
 
mjg
2012-10-16 03:54:40 PM
 
2012-10-16 03:55:51 PM
www.metalinjection.net

fark all y'all. Manowar rules.

/hail and kill
 
2012-10-16 03:57:47 PM
I was introduced to Manowar as a kid by my well-meaning but somewhat confused father. He's an old-school classic rock fan - Rush, Kansas, Styx, older Rolling Stones, KISS, AC/DC. Megadeth was a bit outside his comfort zone, let alone Helmet or Pantera.

So one day at work someone passes him a Manowar cassette tape. He glances at it, notes the cover art has kind of a hard fantasy motif, and brings it home to me. `You're still into that Dungeons and Dragons stuff, right?` Yeah, Dad. `Maybe you'll like this. It has a couple dragons on the front, right?` Right, Dad.

The tape? 1992's Triumph of Steel. I put it in my walkman and was treated to `Achilles - Agony and Ecstasy In Eight Parts.`

See my chariots run to your ships
I'll drive you back to the sea
You came here for gold - the wall will not hold
This day was promised to me
The gods are my shield, my fate has been sealed
Lightning and javelins fly
Soon many will fall, we are storming the wall
Stones fall like snow from the sky...


Thanks, Dad. I owe you one.
 
2012-10-16 04:02:06 PM
Beyonce and her ass. Truly a half-time show that can be enjoyed with the sound off and replayed frame-by-frame, (if you know what I mean).
 
2012-10-16 04:07:17 PM
Because what the world needs is another Beyonce medley...again.
 
2012-10-16 04:18:13 PM
AC/DC and the Foo Fighters get shelved again to the left. to the left. Fark you Destiny's Child diva!

/Why do I know these things?
 
2012-10-16 04:30:53 PM
I don't understand why it always has to be come crappy pop star. How about a kick ass live action play or something. a UFC fight, or the fans have one large Royal Rumble. Or a select number of fans get to play a one full quarter football game. Or some f'n medieval times tournament or something! The superbowl halftime show shouldn't make me more disappointed with this country than I already am.
 
2012-10-16 04:47:54 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-16 05:00:01 PM

Zerochance: [www.metalinjection.net image 519x356]

fark all y'all. Manowar rules.

/hail and kill


.. what? That's way too much hair product to be masculine.
 
2012-10-16 05:02:54 PM

Warmachine999: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x850]


I like how the Brazilian flag is the Token Black Guy in that painting. Should have used

www.mega-flags.com

instead.
 
2012-10-16 05:04:30 PM
At least it isn't a band of 60+ year olds who haven't have a hit 40 years.
 
2012-10-16 05:10:17 PM

mjg: Up With People Super Bowl show


Wouldn't that be the equivalent of a halftime showing playing a seattle grunge medly, today, with actors playing the role of grunge kids? I don't see the problem.
 
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