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(Time)   Remember that teenage Pakistani girl that was shot by the Taliban? Looks like a few of them may have tried to pay her a visit at the UK hospital she's in   (world.time.com) divider line 284
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2012-10-16 01:15:56 PM  
Farking fundamentalists
 
2012-10-16 01:29:09 PM  
:(
 
2012-10-16 01:49:40 PM  
Goddammitsomuch
 
2012-10-16 01:49:58 PM  
Time to dial up some more drone strikes, Talibastards.
 
2012-10-16 01:50:27 PM  
I think, and hope, that this event will be like that vendor in Tunisia who was killed and sparked the whole Arab Spring. God, the Taliban are morons.
 
2012-10-16 01:51:28 PM  
It's just a little misunderstanding. I'm sure we can clear this all up with a rational conversation over a beer.
 
2012-10-16 01:51:37 PM  
I am Enzo, the baker!
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 01:51:40 PM  
Or two of her fans lied to get in to see her.
 
2012-10-16 01:51:45 PM  
Oh good, they were "questioned". That'll teach 'em not to screw around with us.

Where's a violent soccer hooligan when you need one?
 
2012-10-16 01:51:53 PM  

Occam's_Doctor: Farking Islamic fundamentalists


FTFY
 
2012-10-16 01:52:38 PM  
this kind of thing is why I don't understand why people support the crazed killing in the name of religion crowd. If you're a Pakistani, Afghani, or Libyan, why isn't there a general consensus to stop supporting these people? We have our share of religious crazies here too, but for the most part, they're relegated to silly protests. How do they get that much power in their communities? (I know they have weapons, but still, without a large amount of support I can't see them lasting very long)
 
2012-10-16 01:52:42 PM  

Brother_Mouzone: I think, and hope, that this event will be like that vendor in Tunisia who was killed and sparked the whole Arab Spring. God, the Taliban are morons.


Arab Spring? Take a look at what's happening in Africa and the Middle East. It's spring if you're a Muslim fundamentalist. It's winter for everyone else.
 
2012-10-16 01:53:08 PM  

lordjupiter: Time to dial up some more drone strikes, Talibastards.


Maybe we can turn the new glass parking lots into solar parks.
 
2012-10-16 01:53:12 PM  
Is it just me, or is that hospital going to get bombed?
 
2012-10-16 01:53:30 PM  
This amply demonstrates the fear that these groups have of an educated female populace.
 
2012-10-16 01:53:50 PM  

puppetmaster745: Occam's_Doctor: Farking Islamic fundamentalists

FTFY


No, actually any kind of fundamentalist is an asshole and worsens humanity. Some are just less murderous than others.
 
2012-10-16 01:53:57 PM  
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The Doctor will see you now.
 
2012-10-16 01:54:45 PM  

puppetmaster745: Occam's_Doctor: Farking Islamic fundamentalists

FTFY


No, all of them. Fu*k them all.
 
2012-10-16 01:55:00 PM  

puppetmaster745: Occam's_Doctor: Farking Islamic fundamentalists

FTFY


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Would all like a word with you
 
2012-10-16 01:55:59 PM  
The sad thing about this is that as soon as something happens to Kim Kardashian or Lilo dies or Madonna gets into a disfiguring car wreck, this girl is going to get absolutely no attention from the hoards of Facebook crusaders that are all atwitter about this event.

Remember this one?

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Vaguely, maybe. Yeah didn't Saddam kill her or sumpin?

Wait what!

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All the Taliban has to do is wait for attention to be drawn away by whatever shiny thing is next, and they can murder her in complete obscurity, and no one will give a damn.
 
2012-10-16 01:56:04 PM  
To bring her flowers and chocolate?
/DRTFA
 
2012-10-16 01:56:24 PM  

jjorsett: Oh good, they were "questioned". That'll teach 'em not to screw around with us.

Where's a violent soccer hooligan when you need one?


To be fair, this was in the UK. Here in America, we would have either killed them or sent them to Gitmo for life. We're trigger-happy bad-ass like that.
 
2012-10-16 01:56:33 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: this kind of thing is why I don't understand why people support the crazed killing in the name of religion crowd. If you're a Pakistani, Afghani, or Libyan, why isn't there a general consensus to stop supporting these people? We have our share of religious crazies here too, but for the most part, they're relegated to silly protests. How do they get that much power in their communities? (I know they have weapons, but still, without a large amount of support I can't see them lasting very long)


the reason they don't have power here is because we have a stable and powerful police force and rule of law. without this stability, the crazies are usually the ones in power because they're the most likely to use force.

people don't end up supporting them so much as they realize that the crazies have dominated the area, and that you have to do what you're told because they have guns and will kill your children for looking at them the wrong way.
 
2012-10-16 01:56:48 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: this kind of thing is why I don't understand why people support the crazed killing in the name of religion crowd. If you're a Pakistani, Afghani, or Libyan, why isn't there a general consensus to stop supporting these people? We have our share of religious crazies here too, but for the most part, they're relegated to silly protests. How do they get that much power in their communities? (I know they have weapons, but still, without a large amount of support I can't see them lasting very long)


These are religious crazies who shoot people, throw grenades, poison wells, and suicide-bomb markets.
Our religious crazies shout and wave signs.

Which group would you be the most wary of?
 
2012-10-16 01:56:51 PM  
Birmingham Police say they questioned two people at a hospital where a teenage Pakistani activist is recovering after being shot

Activist? Really? Can a 14 year old even be an activist? She's a teen who thought and said girls out to be allowed an education. That makes her an activist?
 
2012-10-16 01:57:08 PM  
Are these the same people who are outraged by the existence of freedom of speech for showing disregard for public order?
 
2012-10-16 01:57:37 PM  

blatz514: Is it just me, or is that hospital going to get bombed?


If I were there, I'd be asking for a transfer about now.
 
2012-10-16 01:57:46 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: puppetmaster745: Occam's_Doctor: Farking Islamic fundamentalists

FTFY

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Would all like a word with you


McVeigh was more anti Fed than christian fundie.
Koresh, yes a fundie, but he ended up being responsible for killing his own cult.
Is the bottom guy Manson? Isn't he more just straight crazy then a "fundamentalist"?
 
2012-10-16 01:57:51 PM  
Muslims, man. Religion of peace.
 
2012-10-16 01:58:06 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: puppetmaster745: Occam's_Doctor: Farking Islamic fundamentalists

FTFY

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Would all like a word with you


One out of three ain't bad.
 
2012-10-16 01:58:12 PM  
Finishing the job sounds like an idea... 

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2012-10-16 01:58:37 PM  
I'm tired of this shiat. Death to all fanatics!
 
2012-10-16 01:58:41 PM  
Seems to me a couple of public news announcements stating "Malala has been moved to such and such hospital in this nearly abandoned wing..." along with a few SAS guys, you know, just hanging out at said hospital might solve quite a few problems.

Kind of like sending "You've won SUPERBOWL tickets!" to wanted felons and arresting them when they inevitably show up to pick them up....
 
2012-10-16 01:59:10 PM  

ultimabeam: I am Enzo, the baker!


golfclap

/just watched that this weekend
 
2012-10-16 01:59:19 PM  

Brother_Mouzone: I think, and hope, that this event will be like that vendor in Tunisia who was killed and sparked the whole Arab Spring. God, the Taliban are morons.


Yes, because that's just going so well for everyone.
 
2012-10-16 01:59:29 PM  

Mentalpatient87: No, actually any kind of fundamentalist is an asshole and worsens humanity. Some are just less murderous than others.


The only reason our fundies aren't as murderous is because they don't have the government support that the Muslim ones do. If the average Freeper could get away with a casual lynching or bombing a few abortion clinics without ending up in prison, you bet your ass they would.

Hate is hate, and if your religion gives you an excuse to inflict that hate on others AND you don't have to suffer consequences for it...
 
2012-10-16 01:59:34 PM  
RELIGION OF PEACE!!
 
2012-10-16 01:59:37 PM  
But the shooting was Justified
 
2012-10-16 01:59:40 PM  
Sure, but if we killed every member of the Taliban, raped their women, sowed salt in their fields and ground their children up into a fine paste, suddenly WE'D be the bad guys...

Go figure...
 
2012-10-16 01:59:44 PM  

liam76: Is the bottom guy Manson? Isn't he more just straight crazy then a "fundamentalist"?


that's the unabomber, I won't even try to spell his name. I don;t recall any religious connection to him. He was a neo-Luddite.
 
2012-10-16 02:00:30 PM  
She's an MI-6 lackey and this was probably a plant.

Minds are controlled...
 
2012-10-16 02:00:42 PM  

fawlty: Birmingham Police say they questioned two people at a hospital where a teenage Pakistani activist is recovering after being shot

Activist? Really? Can a 14 year old even be an activist? She's a teen who thought and said girls out to be allowed an education. That makes her an activist?


She was actively trying to escape the shiathole by getting an education.
 
2012-10-16 02:00:43 PM  

Rent Party: Remember this one


Not snarking but I don't recall her.
 
2012-10-16 02:01:00 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: I know they have weapons, but still, without a large amount of support I can't see them lasting very long


Why not? They don't need a lot of support, they just need a lot of people not willing to gun down another human, even if he does deserve it.
 
2012-10-16 02:01:57 PM  
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2012-10-16 02:01:59 PM  

fawlty: liam76: Is the bottom guy Manson? Isn't he more just straight crazy then a "fundamentalist"?

that's the unabomber, I won't even try to spell his name. I don;t recall any religious connection to him. He was a neo-Luddite.


DOH!
 
2012-10-16 02:02:20 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: puppetmaster745: Occam's_Doctor: Farking Islamic fundamentalists

FTFY

Would all like a word with you


In your world, I'm guessing that 0.0001% and 10% mean the same thing, right?
 
2012-10-16 02:02:36 PM  

liam76: Rent Party: Remember this one

Not snarking but I don't recall her.


Neda Agha-Sultan, from Iran. She was killed in the almost-revolution in Tehran.
 
2012-10-16 02:02:52 PM  
 
2012-10-16 02:02:53 PM  

cgraves67: blatz514: Is it just me, or is that hospital going to get bombed?

If I were there, I'd be asking for a transfer to the United States about now.

 
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