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2012-10-16 12:45:57 PM
7 votes:
Guess who just received their Obama phone?
2012-10-16 12:38:29 PM
7 votes:

carrion_luggage: Honey Boo Boo is delivering the coveted "unwarshed" voter.


Fixed that fer ya.
2012-10-16 01:14:12 PM
6 votes:
i.chzbgr.com 

/Not sure why it says "Alien Earl" when it was a bug in an Edgar suit, but... whatever.
2012-10-16 01:08:54 PM
5 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com

'I wash mah-self with a rag on a stick'
2012-10-16 12:37:02 PM
5 votes:
This balances out nicely the Money Goo Goo endorsement Romney received from Ross Perot.
2012-10-16 12:34:14 PM
5 votes:
Obama is stealing away the Republican base one reality show star at a time.
2012-10-16 12:46:18 PM
4 votes:
I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.
2012-10-16 12:38:25 PM
4 votes:
Now I have to vote for Romney. Thanks, you little rednecklet.
2012-10-16 12:32:09 PM
4 votes:
You're not helping.
2012-10-16 12:50:01 PM
3 votes:

Biness: YESSSSSSSSSSSS

one more reason i'm for mitt


Honey Boo Boo's opinion shows up on your radar? You count that among your reasons for voting either way? Really? So you would consider her, on at least some level, your intellectual foil?
2012-10-16 12:40:59 PM
3 votes:
Well she IS the typical Obama voter, jobless, superficial, obese and ignorant.

/! kid I kid?
2012-10-16 05:07:41 PM
2 votes:

superfudge73: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

Fat white women love Black men. Duh.


You know why right? Only black men have dicks long enough to get past the blubber. It's both a blessing and a curse.
2012-10-16 03:25:04 PM
2 votes:
The Ranger Isn't Gonna Like This.....
2012-10-16 01:26:20 PM
2 votes:
Honey Boo Boo: Crass, entitled, pushy: Check.
Mama: Multiple children, each from a different man, lives off welfare and child support, never works: Check.
One sister: Teen pregnancy, will never marry her own child's father: Check.

I'd say this is a perfect model pro-Obama family.
2012-10-16 01:05:47 PM
2 votes:

DaCaptain19: What did her other chins major in?


I think the majority of them have PhDs in Sassy
2012-10-16 01:04:23 PM
2 votes:
A) Pfft. Another icon of Hollywood elite endorses the socialist. Whoop. Ee.

B) It's a retaliatory endorsement after Mittens professed his adoration of the Drunken Slattern over the Charming Cherub.

C) THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LEAVE EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION TO THE FREE MARKET.
2012-10-16 12:48:19 PM
2 votes:

trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.


Yes, a small child who does beauty pageants and is hopped up on Mt Dew and Red Bull sat down for a few hours and carefully weighed her options and took care to really think about who she wanted to vote for.

Although I imagine her mother's chin has a master's in political science, so that helped.
2012-10-16 12:47:55 PM
2 votes:

EZ Writer: The simple fact that those fat pieces of hillbilly trash have become celebrities is proof enough that America is on a sharp decline...


the bar has been lowered. I hope that James Cameron does what James Cameron does.
2012-10-16 12:47:49 PM
2 votes:
Needs more meth.
2012-10-16 12:45:41 PM
2 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

If you mean the academic level of special-ed kindergarten.


i love it when anti-stereotype libs stereotype southerners
2012-10-16 12:41:21 PM
2 votes:

Zapruder: Lohan vs Boo Boo 2012

Why are we taking our political advice from fast food restaurants and celebrities?


is lohan a fast food restaurant? i mean, i know it probably doesn't take that much to go down on her these days, but i assumed there was more to it than just pulling up next to her and ordering it
2012-10-16 12:40:14 PM
2 votes:
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
/oblig
2012-10-16 12:38:32 PM
2 votes:
Well, to be fair, Honey Boo Boo is a good choice to represent the intellectual capacities of the primary Fark demographic that supports Obama; the fanboys and fangirls.
2012-10-16 12:34:10 PM
2 votes:
i1151.photobucket.com
Ah sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit! 
2012-10-16 12:33:54 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-16 08:08:39 PM
1 votes:
We will all be eating sketti if Obama is re-elected.
2012-10-16 05:18:20 PM
1 votes:

Noticeably F.A.T.: DaCaptain19: As of this day, I am no longer a Democrat.

/Do you know what percent of the fat-f*ck, uneducated women who watch this show are going to vote according to Butter-Fat-Fat's endorsement? Scary.

You're changing your vote based on her endorsement. How are you any better?


Here...I've got a word I want you to memorize:

hu·mor (hymr)
n.
1. The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness: could not see the humor of the situation.
2. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd. See Synonyms at wit1.
4. One of the four fluids of the body, blood, phlegm, choler, and black bile, whose relative proportions were thought in ancient and medieval physiology to determine a person's disposition and general health.
5. Physiology
a. A body fluid, such as blood, lymph, or bile.
b. Aqueous humor.
c. Vitreous humor.
6. A person's characteristic disposition or temperament: a boy of sullen humor.
7. An often temporary state of mind; a mood: I'm in no humor to argue.
8.
a. A sudden, unanticipated whim. See Synonyms at mood1.
b. Capricious or peculiar behavior.
tr.v. hu·mored, hu·mor·ing, hu·mors
1. To comply with the wishes or ideas of; indulge.
2. To adapt or accommodate oneself to. See Synonyms at pamper.
Idiom:
out of humor
In a bad mood; irritable.

So...quit being a tard, tard.
2012-10-16 04:43:23 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-16 04:31:11 PM
1 votes:
I am a little scared to click the video links in this thread. I'll show them to my wife when I get home, with no warning or explanation.


I am a good husband.
2012-10-16 03:49:42 PM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: STRAIT DEMOCRAT.


oxymoron

userserve-ak.last.fm
2012-10-16 02:52:30 PM
1 votes:
i306.photobucket.com
2012-10-16 02:45:11 PM
1 votes:

wooden_badger: Ant: When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?

It's The "Learning" Channel. We need to know the depths Reality TV will stoop to.


Sorry, Sparky - that would be The Larnin Channel.
2012-10-16 02:44:00 PM
1 votes:
Gotta admit she and her family are in the 47%, seems like someone voting their own interest.
2012-10-16 02:35:20 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]

Now, imagine that on top of you.

that's her "Imma gettin my salad tossed" face


That must be, like, one of those Olive Garden neverending salad bowls...
2012-10-16 02:32:33 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]

Now, imagine that on top of you.


that's her "Imma gettin my salad tossed" face
2012-10-16 02:17:50 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-16 02:03:33 PM
1 votes:
i586.photobucket.com
2012-10-16 02:02:16 PM
1 votes:

Paris1127: On n'aide pas...
Non stai aiutando ...
Você não está ajudando ...
你不幫助...
あなたが助けていない...
Du bist nicht helfen ...
Bạn không được giúp đỡ ...
אתה לא עוזר
كنت لا تساعد
Δεν βοηθάς ...
Вы не помогают ...
Yardımcı olmuyorsun ...
Դուք չեք օգնում է ...
Non está axudando ...
No estàs ajudant ...
No estás ayudando ...
Du hjälper inte ...
Det hjelper ikke ...
Tuo ei auta ...
Du er ikke hjælper ...
तुम मदद नहीं कर रहे हैं ...
Níl tú ag cabhrú ...
Nid ydych yn helpu ...
Nie pomagasz ...
Te nem segít ...
شما کمک نمی
Sa ei aita ...
Kau tidak membantu ...
Anda tidak membantu ...
Vi ne pomaže ...
Nejste pomoci ...
Je helpt niet ...

And I hope that got the point across, Honey Boo-Boo...


there's no chance she speaks more than one language.
2012-10-16 02:00:57 PM
1 votes:
On n'aide pas...
Non stai aiutando ...
Você não está ajudando ...
你不幫助...
あなたが助けていない...
Du bist nicht helfen ...
Bạn không được giúp đỡ ...
אתה לא עוזר
كنت لا تساعد
Δεν βοηθάς ...
Вы не помогают ...
Yardımcı olmuyorsun ...
Դուք չեք օգնում է ...
Non está axudando ...
No estàs ajudant ...
No estás ayudando ...
Du hjälper inte ...
Det hjelper ikke ...
Tuo ei auta ...
Du er ikke hjælper ...
तुम मदद नहीं कर रहे हैं ...
Níl tú ag cabhrú ...
Nid ydych yn helpu ...
Nie pomagasz ...
Te nem segít ...
شما کمک نمی
Sa ei aita ...
Kau tidak membantu ...
Anda tidak membantu ...
Vi ne pomaže ...
Nejste pomoci ...
Je helpt niet ...

And I hope that got the point across, Honey Boo-Boo...
2012-10-16 01:56:32 PM
1 votes:

hdhale: It makes perfect sense.

When the public tires of pointing and laughing at her (until at 34 she gets another reality TV show about her pathetic life as a 450 lb. former child star), she's going to need free health care, subsidized housing, food stamps, free child care, aid to dependent children (you gotta figure at some point some crack addict is going to fark her for drug money and I doubt either will use protection), and additional cash aid between short stints at the local Walmart working part time (have to make it look like she's trying else the check might stop) until she can get herself declared disabled and unable to work.

Someone like that absolutely wants Obama to win...hell, their entire lifestyle depends upon it.

2012-10-16 01:47:46 PM
1 votes:
Well, that would be a raise in the average IQ of the Obama constituency.
2012-10-16 01:38:40 PM
1 votes:

DaCaptain19: As of this day, I am no longer a Democrat.

/Do you know what percent of the fat-f*ck, uneducated women who watch this show are going to vote according to Butter-Fat-Fat's endorsement? Scary.


You're changing your vote based on her endorsement. How are you any better?
2012-10-16 01:38:27 PM
1 votes:

Langdon Alger: the folks at TLC are smart----because they know that in the SERIES finale, the whole family falls into a wood chipper and the ratings will be through the roof.


Wouldn't that basically like being putting rocks into a blender? I am pretty sure the wood chipper would lose out on that one.
2012-10-16 01:37:46 PM
1 votes:
Honey Boo Boo's mom looks like a thumb.
2012-10-16 01:36:09 PM
1 votes:
I think this is the point which we can call America a dead concept as a country.

We are now publicising the political opinion of a five year old girl who's only claim to fame is being an obnoxious tub of lard which dropped out of another obnoxious tub of lard, and who has enough extra chromosomes to be three people.

I don't know, however, if this is the worst thing to think about, though.

Someone had to have sex with that hambeast to produce Honey Boo Boo.
2012-10-16 01:33:59 PM
1 votes:
the folks at TLC are smart----because they know that in the SERIES finale, the whole family falls into a wood chipper and the ratings will be through the roof.
2012-10-16 01:33:58 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Ant: When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?

It's the white trash version of Jersey Shore. The lowest common denominator shifts for culture but not for taste.


Not that I've ever seen it, but isn't Jersey Shore the white trash version of Jersey Shore?

\or is that orange trash?
Ant
2012-10-16 01:30:38 PM
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: C) THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LEAVE EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION TO THE FREE MARKET.


This.

Learning Channel, my ass! I guess I'm learning that people will watch anything.
2012-10-16 01:26:09 PM
1 votes:

cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]


AKA "The Human Thumb"

/hat-tip to The Soup
2012-10-16 01:25:57 PM
1 votes:
It makes perfect sense.

When the public tires of pointing and laughing at her (until at 34 she gets another reality TV show about her pathetic life as a 450 lb. former child star), she's going to need free health care, subsidized housing, food stamps, free child care, aid to dependent children (you gotta figure at some point some crack addict is going to fark her for drug money and I doubt either will use protection), and additional cash aid between short stints at the local Walmart working part time (have to make it look like she's trying else the check might stop) until she can get herself declared disabled and unable to work.

Someone like that absolutely wants Obama to win...hell, their entire lifestyle depends upon it.
2012-10-16 01:24:59 PM
1 votes:

soy_bomb: The Obama base on display.


And Lindsey Lohan is the Republican base: rich with minimal consequences for her actions.
2012-10-16 01:22:30 PM
1 votes:
Showed this to the wife.
wife: "really?"
my: "yep so this means you are voting Obama now?"
wife: "nope still voting Romney"
me: "ok does this at least mean you won't watch Honey Boo Boo anymore"
wife:"Nope"

goddammitsomuch. thank the Lord Almighty that we have more than one television in the house and she is the minority when it comes to this "show" for the life of me why do they call it TLC when there is no learning of any sort involved with this channel now?
I remember working at the prison (back in the 90's) and the big uproar of inmates getting pay movie channels on their televisions so they cut them out and just let them have stuff like discovery, espn, and tlc. Now that I have offered up the backstory, the funny part. I was doing rounds on the housing unit one night and looked into one of the cells. Guy was watching television and there was a naked woman on the tv. No major looker or anything but still it was a naked lady on television in a male correctional institution. I was like, "hey you guys lost your pay channels" the inmate was all like "no no look." sure enough in the corner of the screen was the tlc logo. He said it didn't matter because even though they lost the pay channels, they could still watch "educational porn". I believe the episode had something to do with women and reproduction or something. and TLC got away with it. but at least that was educational.

/sad part is I could pitch an idea for a show to tv execs regarding bowel movements based on what I ate that day and some network would probably be interested.
2012-10-16 01:21:26 PM
1 votes:
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
2012-10-16 01:20:18 PM
1 votes:

Biness: BarkingUnicorn: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

If you mean the academic level of special-ed kindergarten.

i love it when anti-stereotype libs stereotype southerners


How about this? I'm a southern liberal and most people I know personally with her intelligence level are voting Mitt Romney. So it is surprising that a southerner with a kidnergarten education is voting Obama.
2012-10-16 01:20:11 PM
1 votes:
Well played Dems, well played. Say what you will about the Deomcrates but they know their voter base; reality TV, homeless shelters, and pop culture.
2012-10-16 01:18:50 PM
1 votes:
That's it, then. He's toast.

/continues to practice saying "President Romney"
2012-10-16 01:15:23 PM
1 votes:
This was... not unexpected.
2012-10-16 01:14:59 PM
1 votes:
During her interview on the late-night program, Kimmel told her that GOP candidate Mitt Romney (whom Ms. Boo Boo hasn't heard of) said he prefers Jersey Shore star Snooki over Honey Boo Boo Child Whatever Thingamajig.

This did not sit well with the feisty reality star, who then flatly said "Barack Obama" when asked who she will "support" in this upcoming election. The crowd wildly applauded.


I must be the only one thinking "Good for her. She's already showing more spirit and intelligence than half the cast of Jersey Shore."
2012-10-16 01:13:22 PM
1 votes:

Biness: cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]

btw, mama is like 35 and a grandmother.

wtf america


Now that gal will give you heat in the winter and shade in the summer!
She would be a fine filly for any man's stable.
2012-10-16 01:11:45 PM
1 votes:
I guess Mitt's comment about that 47% was spot on then.
2012-10-16 01:06:48 PM
1 votes:
i14.photobucket.com Obama nails the coveted Honey Boo Boo endorsement
2012-10-16 01:02:59 PM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Honey boo boo can't vote


And I'd be very surprised if it made it to voting age.
2012-10-16 01:02:54 PM
1 votes:
media.giantbomb.com

"Politicians do not control who endorses them. As a result, they may occasionally receive endorsements they do not wish for." 
2012-10-16 01:00:13 PM
1 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.


I heard that if you smoke pot and then watch this show you go into a coma.
2012-10-16 12:59:27 PM
1 votes:
Honey boo boo can't vote
2012-10-16 12:58:25 PM
1 votes:
Ten bucks says Fartbongo squirted a Honey Boo Boo in his shorts when he heard about this endorsement!
2012-10-16 12:51:23 PM
1 votes:
You laugh, But Obama will be up 2 points in the next round of polling because of that.
2012-10-16 12:50:08 PM
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

Yes, a small child who does beauty pageants and is hopped up on Mt Dew and Red Bull sat down for a few hours and carefully weighed her options and took care to really think about who she wanted to vote for.

Although I imagine her mother's chin has a master's in political science, so that helped.


dude her chin has enough acreage to house a major research university.

University of June's Chin.
2012-10-16 12:47:19 PM
1 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.


SHE IS APART OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE AND TRAITOR. TAKE HER AWAY
2012-10-16 12:47:04 PM
1 votes:
The simple fact that those fat pieces of hillbilly trash have become celebrities is proof enough that America is on a sharp decline...
2012-10-16 12:46:17 PM
1 votes:
Some days I have hope for humanity. Today is not one of those days.
Ant
2012-10-16 12:45:31 PM
1 votes:
When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?
2012-10-16 12:41:14 PM
1 votes:
That's the first credible pro-Romney argument I've heard all cycle.
2012-10-16 12:36:48 PM
1 votes:
The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.
2012-10-16 12:34:22 PM
1 votes:
You know about bil ole' white womans, they just can't deny teh Jungle Fevers.
2012-10-16 12:33:39 PM
1 votes:
Helping, you are not.
2012-10-16 12:33:22 PM
1 votes:
dammit
2012-10-16 12:33:00 PM
1 votes:
YOU'RE NOT HELPING
2012-10-16 12:32:22 PM
1 votes:
*you'renothelping* pic
 
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