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2012-10-16 01:26:20 PM
4 votes:
Honey Boo Boo: Crass, entitled, pushy: Check.
Mama: Multiple children, each from a different man, lives off welfare and child support, never works: Check.
One sister: Teen pregnancy, will never marry her own child's father: Check.

I'd say this is a perfect model pro-Obama family.
2012-10-16 12:47:04 PM
4 votes:
The simple fact that those fat pieces of hillbilly trash have become celebrities is proof enough that America is on a sharp decline...
Ant
2012-10-16 12:45:31 PM
4 votes:
When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?
2012-10-16 12:36:48 PM
4 votes:
The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.
2012-10-16 12:32:09 PM
4 votes:
You're not helping.
2012-10-16 12:46:49 PM
3 votes:

jst3p: I feel so bad for that girl.


And her school teachers. Imagine trying to run a classroom with her in it.
2012-10-16 12:41:14 PM
3 votes:
That's the first credible pro-Romney argument I've heard all cycle.
2012-10-16 12:38:32 PM
3 votes:
Well, to be fair, Honey Boo Boo is a good choice to represent the intellectual capacities of the primary Fark demographic that supports Obama; the fanboys and fangirls.
2012-10-16 12:38:29 PM
3 votes:

carrion_luggage: Honey Boo Boo is delivering the coveted "unwarshed" voter.


Fixed that fer ya.
2012-10-16 12:36:19 PM
3 votes:
That kid is going to be a burnt-out tweaker by the time she's 14.
2012-10-16 12:33:00 PM
3 votes:
YOU'RE NOT HELPING
2012-10-16 01:44:23 PM
2 votes:

namegoeshere: Freud's Cigar: OK, I watched the link. Don't ask me why. But, honestly, can anyone tell me what the mother was saying? I spent a lot of years in the South and I'm pretty good at deciphering Southerngarble, but I have NO idea what she said.

Not that I care.

The tv show needs to be subtitled, if that tells you anything.


The mother said "I don't really listen to a lot of media. I didn't know we beat the Republican convention. I didn't know we beat - tied- I didn't know we tied the Democratic convention. I didn't know anything about that. Ya'll must have a camera?"

host "Oh, she's looking at herself?"

Mom "yes"

It doesn't need subtitles. You just need to turn off your arrogance and listen. It works the same way whether you're dealing with people from another region of the country or immigrants learning English. If you want to understand, listen.
2012-10-16 01:33:59 PM
2 votes:
the folks at TLC are smart----because they know that in the SERIES finale, the whole family falls into a wood chipper and the ratings will be through the roof.
2012-10-16 01:27:26 PM
2 votes:

Plant Rights Activist: Obama is stealing away the Republican base one reality show star at a time.


Hardly. This family lives on welfare, is "headed" by a woman who had multiple children with multiple men and never married any of them. The "matriarch" is urging her daughters to do the same thing. This is a perfect pro-Democrat family.
2012-10-16 01:14:23 PM
2 votes:

Ant: When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?


It's amazing what South Park doesn't make up, like I thought the same thing with the Jonas Brothers and the spraying the white foam, totally a WTF moment, yet totally real.
2012-10-16 01:07:22 PM
2 votes:

cig-mkr: Because he didn't have the balls to post mama


I dislike you.
2012-10-16 12:46:18 PM
2 votes:
I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.
2012-10-16 12:45:41 PM
2 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

If you mean the academic level of special-ed kindergarten.


i love it when anti-stereotype libs stereotype southerners
2012-10-16 12:45:19 PM
2 votes:
I am declaring a fatwah (sp?) on Jimmy Kimmel, who has turned into a weak, flaccid, corporate shill with no dignity whatsoever.

I'm just sayin'...the Man Show Jimmy Kimmel wouldn't have done this "interview". Welcome, Jimmy, into the land of Lowest Common Denominator (LCD).
2012-10-16 12:39:34 PM
2 votes:
I feel so bad for that girl.
2012-10-16 12:38:09 PM
2 votes:
YESSSSSSSSSSSS

one more reason i'm for mitt
2012-10-16 12:36:44 PM
2 votes:
thesignalinthenoise.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-16 12:34:14 PM
2 votes:
Obama is stealing away the Republican base one reality show star at a time.
2012-10-16 08:08:39 PM
1 votes:
We will all be eating sketti if Obama is re-elected.
2012-10-16 04:30:25 PM
1 votes:

Cythraul: jimmyjackfunk: Showed this to the wife.
wife: "really?"
my: "yep so this means you are voting Obama now?"
wife: "nope still voting Romney"
me: "ok does this at least mean you won't watch Honey Boo Boo anymore"
wife:"Nope"

So she's going to vote for Romney, and she's a fan of Honey Boo Boo. Umm hmm....


Yeah I don't know either. She was born in Illinois and raised in Connecticut. I guess the 18 years she has been here in Oklahoma have warped her sanity.
I am kind of embarrassed when she talks about politics and starts in with the whole "Obama is a Muslim, fake birth certificate, etc. etc." I am born and raised Oklahoman about as big of a redneck hillbilly you can get but I don't believe this crap that the far right is spewing about Obama's legitimacy. Granted I am a registered democrat and usually vote centrist to the right a little bit but some of these folks are beyond extreme.

/I would vote Johnson but as of yet not on our ballot.
2012-10-16 04:16:17 PM
1 votes:

bhcompy: Biness: bhcompy: SomeoneDumb: Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.

Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking

They're the same type of family that lives in West Virginia, which is deep blue.

you need to check the polls. WV is going solid red. Barack almost didn't win the primary.

shrug. Their Governors and Senators have been Democrats almost exclusively since the 1930s, and they hold both houses in the state congress, and until the 2010 election they held the majority or even of US Rep seats since the 1940s and voted Dem for pres the vast majority of the time since then as well. They flipped for Bush and McCain, but that is a new trend. We'll see what happens this time around, particularly with a Republican that was a governor in the North this time on the ticket.


West Virginians wouldn't have any problem voting for a Yankee; they are Yankees. The land that would become West Virginia was part of the Confederacy for about three weeks before seceding from them to rejoin the Union.
2012-10-16 03:43:24 PM
1 votes:

wooden_badger: What is this Honey Poo Poo?

/I know what it is.
//Thankfully don't have cable so I or my TiVo can't accidentally stumble upon it.


She is child abuse dressed up as a TV show.
2012-10-16 03:42:18 PM
1 votes:

jst3p: jst3p: Oldiron_79: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

No, they dont, if you look at a county by county blue/red map of any state in the South the poorest most sparsely populated rural areas vote STRAIT DEMOCRAT. You sound like someone who has never stepped foot outside of NY or LA and makes assumptions about flyover country

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 384x347]

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ellishollow.remarc.com

What the hell are you talking about Oldiron?
2012-10-16 03:32:47 PM
1 votes:
trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

No, they dont, if you look at a county by county blue/red map of any state in the South the poorest most sparsely populated rural areas vote STRAIT DEMOCRAT. You sound like someone who has never stepped foot outside of NY or LA and makes assumptions about flyover country
2012-10-16 03:09:39 PM
1 votes:

wooden_badger: Give them a season making $10K per episode. Honey Boo Boo will be marching with the Tea Partiers.


So what you are saying is even though they support democrats they can't be real Democrats because they live an unsophisticated country lifestyle, good to know.
2012-10-16 02:57:00 PM
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: A) Pfft. Another icon of Hollywood elite endorses the socialist. Whoop. Ee.

B) It's a retaliatory endorsement after Mittens professed his adoration of the Drunken Slattern over the Charming Cherub.

C) THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LEAVE EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION TO THE FREE MARKET.


I'll take, "What is 'THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LEAVE EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION TO THE FREE MARKET'" for a thousand, Alex.
2012-10-16 02:52:30 PM
1 votes:
i306.photobucket.com
2012-10-16 02:44:16 PM
1 votes:
I had never heard of Honey Boo Boo, so there's the Intertubes. OMFG but that is sick. That poor child. She'll be a crack whore by the time she's 14.
2012-10-16 02:44:00 PM
1 votes:
Gotta admit she and her family are in the 47%, seems like someone voting their own interest.
2012-10-16 02:32:33 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]

Now, imagine that on top of you.


that's her "Imma gettin my salad tossed" face
2012-10-16 02:19:41 PM
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]


is she so fat that she has eyelid fat which makes her eyes look like that or is she just stoned all the time which leads her to eat too much which leads to gargantuan amounts of eyelid fat which makes her eyes look even more like that?
2012-10-16 02:13:18 PM
1 votes:
This is more of a case of:

a) What the heck happened to TLC?
b) Why does a "Honey Boo Boo" have a TV show?
c) Why should I care about its political opinion?
2012-10-16 02:10:05 PM
1 votes:

jst3p: I feel so bad for that girl.


This.
2012-10-16 02:09:43 PM
1 votes:

Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.


Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking
2012-10-16 02:03:33 PM
1 votes:
i586.photobucket.com
2012-10-16 02:02:16 PM
1 votes:

Paris1127: On n'aide pas...
Non stai aiutando ...
Você não está ajudando ...
你不幫助...
あなたが助けていない...
Du bist nicht helfen ...
Bạn không được giúp đỡ ...
אתה לא עוזר
كنت لا تساعد
Δεν βοηθάς ...
Вы не помогают ...
Yardımcı olmuyorsun ...
Դուք չեք օգնում է ...
Non está axudando ...
No estàs ajudant ...
No estás ayudando ...
Du hjälper inte ...
Det hjelper ikke ...
Tuo ei auta ...
Du er ikke hjælper ...
तुम मदद नहीं कर रहे हैं ...
Níl tú ag cabhrú ...
Nid ydych yn helpu ...
Nie pomagasz ...
Te nem segít ...
شما کمک نمی
Sa ei aita ...
Kau tidak membantu ...
Anda tidak membantu ...
Vi ne pomaže ...
Nejste pomoci ...
Je helpt niet ...

And I hope that got the point across, Honey Boo-Boo...


there's no chance she speaks more than one language.
2012-10-16 01:56:32 PM
1 votes:

hdhale: It makes perfect sense.

When the public tires of pointing and laughing at her (until at 34 she gets another reality TV show about her pathetic life as a 450 lb. former child star), she's going to need free health care, subsidized housing, food stamps, free child care, aid to dependent children (you gotta figure at some point some crack addict is going to fark her for drug money and I doubt either will use protection), and additional cash aid between short stints at the local Walmart working part time (have to make it look like she's trying else the check might stop) until she can get herself declared disabled and unable to work.

Someone like that absolutely wants Obama to win...hell, their entire lifestyle depends upon it.

2012-10-16 01:52:11 PM
1 votes:

Lunaville: namegoeshere: Freud's Cigar: OK, I watched the link. Don't ask me why. But, honestly, can anyone tell me what the mother was saying? I spent a lot of years in the South and I'm pretty good at deciphering Southerngarble, but I have NO idea what she said.

Not that I care.

The tv show needs to be subtitled, if that tells you anything.

The mother said "I don't really listen to a lot of media. I didn't know we beat the Republican convention. I didn't know we beat - tied- I didn't know we tied the Democratic convention. I didn't know anything about that. Ya'll must have a camera?"

host "Oh, she's looking at herself?"

Mom "yes"

It doesn't need subtitles. You just need to turn off your arrogance and listen. It works the same way whether you're dealing with people from another region of the country or immigrants learning English. If you want to understand, listen.


Ahh. Thanks for the translation. I still have no idea what she said. My arrogance, it compelled me to leave Memfus and such. Y'all have a nice day.
2012-10-16 01:47:46 PM
1 votes:
Well, that would be a raise in the average IQ of the Obama constituency.
2012-10-16 01:38:27 PM
1 votes:

Langdon Alger: the folks at TLC are smart----because they know that in the SERIES finale, the whole family falls into a wood chipper and the ratings will be through the roof.


Wouldn't that basically like being putting rocks into a blender? I am pretty sure the wood chipper would lose out on that one.
2012-10-16 01:36:09 PM
1 votes:
I think this is the point which we can call America a dead concept as a country.

We are now publicising the political opinion of a five year old girl who's only claim to fame is being an obnoxious tub of lard which dropped out of another obnoxious tub of lard, and who has enough extra chromosomes to be three people.

I don't know, however, if this is the worst thing to think about, though.

Someone had to have sex with that hambeast to produce Honey Boo Boo.
2012-10-16 01:25:57 PM
1 votes:
It makes perfect sense.

When the public tires of pointing and laughing at her (until at 34 she gets another reality TV show about her pathetic life as a 450 lb. former child star), she's going to need free health care, subsidized housing, food stamps, free child care, aid to dependent children (you gotta figure at some point some crack addict is going to fark her for drug money and I doubt either will use protection), and additional cash aid between short stints at the local Walmart working part time (have to make it look like she's trying else the check might stop) until she can get herself declared disabled and unable to work.

Someone like that absolutely wants Obama to win...hell, their entire lifestyle depends upon it.
2012-10-16 01:24:59 PM
1 votes:

soy_bomb: The Obama base on display.


And Lindsey Lohan is the Republican base: rich with minimal consequences for her actions.
2012-10-16 01:21:31 PM
1 votes:

chatikh: Biness: BarkingUnicorn: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

If you mean the academic level of special-ed kindergarten.

i love it when anti-stereotype libs stereotype southerners

How about this? I'm a southern liberal and most people I know personally with her intelligence level are voting Mitt Romney. So it is surprising that a southerner with a kidnergarten education is voting Obama.


you know a lot of people with their intelligence level? Have you considered moving?
2012-10-16 01:20:11 PM
1 votes:
Well played Dems, well played. Say what you will about the Deomcrates but they know their voter base; reality TV, homeless shelters, and pop culture.
2012-10-16 01:15:23 PM
1 votes:
This was... not unexpected.
2012-10-16 01:12:40 PM
1 votes:
I still say that "What would you do for Honey Boo-Boo?" would make an excellent debate question.

Think about it: this family hits the farking bulls-eye on every negative stereotype that contemporary American culture has of the poor. You want to talk about entitlement reform, you start right here, with the dregs of the dregs, and you ask each candidate what it would be like for that family going into his vision of The System for the first time. Unfortunately, I suspect the most realistic answer from both candidates would be "What's a Honey Boo-Boo?" which would make the exercise moot.
2012-10-16 01:11:45 PM
1 votes:
I guess Mitt's comment about that 47% was spot on then.
2012-10-16 01:11:35 PM
1 votes:

NutWrench: What's a Honey Boo Boo?


You don't want to know what it is. My life was better before I knew.
2012-10-16 01:07:17 PM
1 votes:

cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
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btw, mama is like 35 and a grandmother.

wtf america
2012-10-16 01:06:48 PM
1 votes:
i14.photobucket.com Obama nails the coveted Honey Boo Boo endorsement
2012-10-16 01:04:23 PM
1 votes:
A) Pfft. Another icon of Hollywood elite endorses the socialist. Whoop. Ee.

B) It's a retaliatory endorsement after Mittens professed his adoration of the Drunken Slattern over the Charming Cherub.

C) THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LEAVE EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION TO THE FREE MARKET.
2012-10-16 01:02:59 PM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Honey boo boo can't vote


And I'd be very surprised if it made it to voting age.
2012-10-16 12:59:27 PM
1 votes:
Honey boo boo can't vote
2012-10-16 12:57:50 PM
1 votes:

Freud's Cigar: OK, I watched the link. Don't ask me why. But, honestly, can anyone tell me what the mother was saying? I spent a lot of years in the South and I'm pretty good at deciphering Southerngarble, but I have NO idea what she said.

Not that I care.


The tv show needs to be subtitled, if that tells you anything.
2012-10-16 12:51:23 PM
1 votes:
You laugh, But Obama will be up 2 points in the next round of polling because of that.
2012-10-16 12:50:01 PM
1 votes:

Biness: YESSSSSSSSSSSS

one more reason i'm for mitt


Honey Boo Boo's opinion shows up on your radar? You count that among your reasons for voting either way? Really? So you would consider her, on at least some level, your intellectual foil?
2012-10-16 12:49:45 PM
1 votes:

Ant: When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?


It's The "Learning" Channel. We need to know the depths Reality TV will stoop to.
2012-10-16 12:48:21 PM
1 votes:
Obama nails the coveted Honey Boo Boo endorsement

As opposed to the 2008 election, which was just a boo-boo, honey.
2012-10-16 12:48:19 PM
1 votes:

trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.


Yes, a small child who does beauty pageants and is hopped up on Mt Dew and Red Bull sat down for a few hours and carefully weighed her options and took care to really think about who she wanted to vote for.

Although I imagine her mother's chin has a master's in political science, so that helped.
2012-10-16 12:47:55 PM
1 votes:

EZ Writer: The simple fact that those fat pieces of hillbilly trash have become celebrities is proof enough that America is on a sharp decline...


the bar has been lowered. I hope that James Cameron does what James Cameron does.
2012-10-16 12:47:49 PM
1 votes:
Needs more meth.
2012-10-16 12:47:19 PM
1 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.


SHE IS APART OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE AND TRAITOR. TAKE HER AWAY
2012-10-16 12:46:17 PM
1 votes:
Some days I have hope for humanity. Today is not one of those days.
2012-10-16 12:45:57 PM
1 votes:
Guess who just received their Obama phone?
2012-10-16 12:41:15 PM
1 votes:
ObamaBushPhones span racial boundries.
2012-10-16 12:40:59 PM
1 votes:
Well she IS the typical Obama voter, jobless, superficial, obese and ignorant.

/! kid I kid?
2012-10-16 12:40:56 PM
1 votes:
What is this Honey Poo Poo?

/I know what it is.
//Thankfully don't have cable so I or my TiVo can't accidentally stumble upon it.
2012-10-16 12:40:38 PM
1 votes:
As of this day, I am no longer a Democrat.

/Do you know what percent of the fat-f*ck, uneducated women who watch this show are going to vote according to Butter-Fat-Fat's endorsement? Scary.
2012-10-16 12:40:14 PM
1 votes:
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
/oblig
2012-10-16 12:39:28 PM
1 votes:
The Obama base on display.
2012-10-16 12:38:25 PM
1 votes:
Now I have to vote for Romney. Thanks, you little rednecklet.
2012-10-16 12:35:35 PM
1 votes:
I guess that about wraps things up here. 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years!
2012-10-16 12:34:39 PM
1 votes:
That changes everything.
2012-10-16 12:34:10 PM
1 votes:
i1151.photobucket.com
Ah sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit! 
2012-10-16 12:33:54 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-16 12:33:39 PM
1 votes:
Helping, you are not.
2012-10-16 12:32:22 PM
1 votes:
*you'renothelping* pic
 
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