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2012-10-16 03:09:39 PM

wooden_badger: Give them a season making $10K per episode. Honey Boo Boo will be marching with the Tea Partiers.


So what you are saying is even though they support democrats they can't be real Democrats because they live an unsophisticated country lifestyle, good to know.
 
2012-10-16 03:12:24 PM

MBooda: Did I say over a hundred children? I meant over a hundred Honey Boo Boos.


This has possibilities, no no I want a gay teacup pig named Glitzy.
 
2012-10-16 03:15:27 PM

TheGogmagog: Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.

I hate to expose you to things you can't unsee, but you have to make it half way through this to see the family's secret Spaghetti sauce recipe.

Making Sketti | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - YouTube


"It's been awhile since I done had roadkill in mah belly".

This is an actual thing that an actual person said. It isn't a Simpsons character or a stand-up comedian doing schtick.
 
2012-10-16 03:18:58 PM
Honey Boo Boo who? Why I don't even have a television and furthermore
 
2012-10-16 03:20:38 PM

TheGogmagog: Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.

I hate to expose you to things you can't unsee, but you have to make it half way through this to see the family's secret Spaghetti sauce recipe.

Making Sketti | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - YouTube

/It's after the bit about roadkill deer.
//fortunately not related to that piece of information, but still makes me gag.
///I'll have to save that link for foodie threads.


I hate you, it's 9pm here and we just finished dinner.
/just nasty
 
2012-10-16 03:25:04 PM
The Ranger Isn't Gonna Like This.....
 
2012-10-16 03:31:35 PM

Jackson Herring: Honey Boo Boo who? Why I don't even have a television and furthermore


No television? Next you'll be telling us you have no guns or hunting dogs.
 
2012-10-16 03:32:47 PM
trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

No, they dont, if you look at a county by county blue/red map of any state in the South the poorest most sparsely populated rural areas vote STRAIT DEMOCRAT. You sound like someone who has never stepped foot outside of NY or LA and makes assumptions about flyover country
 
2012-10-16 03:33:56 PM
I guess that Samuel L Jackson tried to get her for his Wake the F%^$ Up video but she was too busy with the actual campaign press junket.

/First time I ever felt sorry for the Democrats
// Not really sorry
 
2012-10-16 03:38:46 PM

Oldiron_79: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

No, they dont, if you look at a county by county blue/red map of any state in the South the poorest most sparsely populated rural areas vote STRAIT DEMOCRAT. You sound like someone who has never stepped foot outside of NY or LA and makes assumptions about flyover country


graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2012-10-16 03:40:35 PM

jst3p: Oldiron_79: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

No, they dont, if you look at a county by county blue/red map of any state in the South the poorest most sparsely populated rural areas vote STRAIT DEMOCRAT. You sound like someone who has never stepped foot outside of NY or LA and makes assumptions about flyover country

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 384x347]


graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2012-10-16 03:42:18 PM

jst3p: jst3p: Oldiron_79: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

No, they dont, if you look at a county by county blue/red map of any state in the South the poorest most sparsely populated rural areas vote STRAIT DEMOCRAT. You sound like someone who has never stepped foot outside of NY or LA and makes assumptions about flyover country

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 384x347]

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 384x347]


ellishollow.remarc.com

What the hell are you talking about Oldiron?
 
2012-10-16 03:43:23 PM
Wow...I don't really have high standards, but that mom chick has got to be one of the ugliest people in the world.

All I can think of is how bad her biscuit must smell.
 
2012-10-16 03:43:24 PM

wooden_badger: What is this Honey Poo Poo?

/I know what it is.
//Thankfully don't have cable so I or my TiVo can't accidentally stumble upon it.


She is child abuse dressed up as a TV show.
 
2012-10-16 03:45:15 PM

digitalrain: Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 600x450]

[i306.photobucket.com image 600x450]

LOL - check out the expression on the rightmost kid's face...


I laughed at that too. Looks like he's about to throw Obama a beating.

/Just like Romney AM I RITE!?
//Voting Obama
 
2012-10-16 03:49:42 PM

Oldiron_79: STRAIT DEMOCRAT.


oxymoron

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-10-16 03:54:07 PM

jst3p: It has been my anecdotal experience, living in Florida for a time, that the poor white southern trash who do vote generally vote R because "Jesus".


Can we do away with that meme? Because stupid?

I don't disagree with you, but it's time to start typing full sentences agian.
 
2012-10-16 04:03:44 PM

ChipNASA: You know about bil ole' white womans, they just can't deny teh Jungle Fevers.


This made me laugh. And it shouldn't have.


This is a bad post, and you should feel bad for posting it.


:^)
 
2012-10-16 04:08:29 PM

fireclown: jst3p: It has been my anecdotal experience, living in Florida for a time, that the poor white southern trash who do vote generally vote R because "Jesus".

Can we do away with that meme? Because stupid?

I don't disagree with you, but it's time to start typing full sentences agian.


lol because "butthurt".


/couldn't resist
 
2012-10-16 04:09:15 PM

I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 222x191]


Now with "Action mouth".
 
2012-10-16 04:11:18 PM

TenJed_77: TheGogmagog: Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.

I hate to expose you to things you can't unsee, but you have to make it half way through this to see the family's secret Spaghetti sauce recipe.

Making Sketti | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - YouTube

/It's after the bit about roadkill deer.
//fortunately not related to that piece of information, but still makes me gag.
///I'll have to save that link for foodie threads.

I hate you, it's 9pm here and we just finished dinner.
/just nasty


They talk about it so long, you start to think.....
I like butter (real butter). And I don't mind catchup (my wife even made some good home made catchup / tomato butter). When I try to imagine cooking them together all I can imagine is that tub of margarine getting all sweaty before melting and the hot catchup not wanting to mix with either the water or oil. Then comes the retching until my stomach decides It's not time to clean house.

Then they show a picture of mamma and I'm back to "....them together all I can imagine is that tub of margarine getting all sweaty before melting and the hot..." and the retching is back.
 
2012-10-16 04:16:17 PM

bhcompy: Biness: bhcompy: SomeoneDumb: Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.

Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking

They're the same type of family that lives in West Virginia, which is deep blue.

you need to check the polls. WV is going solid red. Barack almost didn't win the primary.

shrug. Their Governors and Senators have been Democrats almost exclusively since the 1930s, and they hold both houses in the state congress, and until the 2010 election they held the majority or even of US Rep seats since the 1940s and voted Dem for pres the vast majority of the time since then as well. They flipped for Bush and McCain, but that is a new trend. We'll see what happens this time around, particularly with a Republican that was a governor in the North this time on the ticket.


West Virginians wouldn't have any problem voting for a Yankee; they are Yankees. The land that would become West Virginia was part of the Confederacy for about three weeks before seceding from them to rejoin the Union.
 
2012-10-16 04:17:04 PM
Seems just as credible as any other celebrity endorsement.
 
2012-10-16 04:22:59 PM

MBooda: Oldiron_79: STRAIT DEMOCRAT.

oxymoron

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 280x336]


*swoon*

thank you! made my day, I'm going home now.


/he's teh sexytahm for me!!
 
2012-10-16 04:28:08 PM

Tom_Slick: wooden_badger: Give them a season making $10K per episode. Honey Boo Boo will be marching with the Tea Partiers.

So what you are saying is even though they support democrats they can't be real Democrats because they live an unsophisticated country lifestyle, good to know.


I'm sure as heck not going to compare them with JK Rowling.
 
2012-10-16 04:30:25 PM

Cythraul: jimmyjackfunk: Showed this to the wife.
wife: "really?"
my: "yep so this means you are voting Obama now?"
wife: "nope still voting Romney"
me: "ok does this at least mean you won't watch Honey Boo Boo anymore"
wife:"Nope"

So she's going to vote for Romney, and she's a fan of Honey Boo Boo. Umm hmm....


Yeah I don't know either. She was born in Illinois and raised in Connecticut. I guess the 18 years she has been here in Oklahoma have warped her sanity.
I am kind of embarrassed when she talks about politics and starts in with the whole "Obama is a Muslim, fake birth certificate, etc. etc." I am born and raised Oklahoman about as big of a redneck hillbilly you can get but I don't believe this crap that the far right is spewing about Obama's legitimacy. Granted I am a registered democrat and usually vote centrist to the right a little bit but some of these folks are beyond extreme.

/I would vote Johnson but as of yet not on our ballot.
 
2012-10-16 04:31:11 PM
I am a little scared to click the video links in this thread. I'll show them to my wife when I get home, with no warning or explanation.


I am a good husband.
 
2012-10-16 04:43:23 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-16 04:45:00 PM

Tat'dGreaser: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

Yes, a small child who does beauty pageants and is hopped up on Mt Dew and Red Bull sat down for a few hours and carefully weighed her options and took care to really think about who she wanted to vote for.

Although I imagine her mother's chin has a master's in political science, so that helped.


Lol.
I'm just here to bless everyones heart.
 
2012-10-16 05:07:41 PM

superfudge73: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

Fat white women love Black men. Duh.


You know why right? Only black men have dicks long enough to get past the blubber. It's both a blessing and a curse.
 
2012-10-16 05:18:20 PM

Noticeably F.A.T.: DaCaptain19: As of this day, I am no longer a Democrat.

/Do you know what percent of the fat-f*ck, uneducated women who watch this show are going to vote according to Butter-Fat-Fat's endorsement? Scary.

You're changing your vote based on her endorsement. How are you any better?


Here...I've got a word I want you to memorize:

hu·mor (hymr)
n.
1. The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness: could not see the humor of the situation.
2. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd. See Synonyms at wit1.
4. One of the four fluids of the body, blood, phlegm, choler, and black bile, whose relative proportions were thought in ancient and medieval physiology to determine a person's disposition and general health.
5. Physiology
a. A body fluid, such as blood, lymph, or bile.
b. Aqueous humor.
c. Vitreous humor.
6. A person's characteristic disposition or temperament: a boy of sullen humor.
7. An often temporary state of mind; a mood: I'm in no humor to argue.
8.
a. A sudden, unanticipated whim. See Synonyms at mood1.
b. Capricious or peculiar behavior.
tr.v. hu·mored, hu·mor·ing, hu·mors
1. To comply with the wishes or ideas of; indulge.
2. To adapt or accommodate oneself to. See Synonyms at pamper.
Idiom:
out of humor
In a bad mood; irritable.

So...quit being a tard, tard.
 
2012-10-16 05:44:59 PM
That kid is on a one way trip to crack addiction and eventually, the adult film industry.
 
2012-10-16 05:56:04 PM
static01.mediaite.com

Everybody's a little gay!

www.armenianweekly.com
 
2012-10-16 06:04:14 PM

wooden_badger: Ant: When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?

It's The "Learning" Channel. We need to know the depths Reality TV will stoop to.


The only bit of that show that I have actually seen was a commercial spot at work. Its popularity can be explained by America's fascination with the proverbial train wreck, but its slot on the Learning Channel is what rustles my jimmies.
 
2012-10-16 06:05:01 PM

DaCaptain19: Here...I've got a word I want you to memorize:


If you want people to think you are joking, you might try being funny.
 
2012-10-16 06:07:32 PM

EZ Writer: [i.chzbgr.com image 401x271] 

/Not sure why it says "Alien Earl" when it was a bug in an Edgar suit, but... whatever.


Damn you for eliciting uncontrollable laughter at work! Oh, man.. that was brilliant.

/still wiping the tears
 
2012-10-16 06:10:53 PM

ManRay: Honey Boo Boo's mom looks like a thumb.


cache.ohinternet.com
 
2012-10-16 06:29:40 PM

ManRay: Honey Boo Boo's mom looks like a thumb.


Um... err... you do know about her new grandchild, right? Three thumbs.

I only wish I were making that up.
 
2012-10-16 06:52:19 PM

Millennium: ManRay: Honey Boo Boo's mom looks like a thumb.

Um... err... you do know about her new grandchild, right? Three thumbs.

I only wish I were making that up.


cdn03.cdnwp.thefrisky.com

Poor little bastard. Not because of the three thumbs.
 
2012-10-16 07:05:07 PM
Meh. Really, Romney feels the need to make snide comments about an 8-year-old (or whatever, 8 seems right)?

That's almost as lame as having a thread about an 8-year-old's political leanings oh wait.
 
2012-10-16 07:11:15 PM

FirstNationalBastard: skullkrusher: FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]

Now, imagine that on top of you.

that's her "Imma gettin my salad tossed" face

That must be, like, one of those Olive Garden neverending salad bowls...


RED LOBSTER!! DARDEN MANIA!!
 
2012-10-16 07:23:16 PM

Noticeably F.A.T.: DaCaptain19: Here...I've got a word I want you to memorize:

If you want people to think you are joking, you might try being funny.


You sound fat. Go have another stick of butter and leave the posting to the menfolk.
 
2012-10-16 08:08:39 PM
We will all be eating sketti if Obama is re-elected.
 
2012-10-16 11:00:56 PM

manfriend: We will all be eating sketti if Obama is re-elected.


Lord ya'll, it's pronounced p'sketti as in "uh-oh, p'sketti-o's" - a phrase used when there is some sort of small accident such as when a child spills her glass of milk. Didn't any of you have a childhood?
 
2012-10-16 11:31:03 PM
BUH-sketti!
 
2012-10-17 01:43:38 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]

Now, imagine that on top of you.


damn it FNB....
 
2012-10-17 04:24:50 AM
You know, as much as I despise the whole concept of the show, I have to give them credit for a. putting all the money in a trust fund and b. supporting anti-bullying groups.
 
2012-10-17 07:11:12 AM

Jim_Callahan: Meh. Really, Romney feels the need to make snide comments about an 8-year-old (or whatever, 8 seems right)?

That's almost as lame as having a thread about an 8-year-old's political leanings oh wait.


As far as I know, he hasn't done so. That surprises me somewhat: Republicans have long sought an easily-recognizable image of their concept of welfare abuse that cannot be attacked as racially-charged, and in this family they could easily have one if they so chose. I'm not saying it would be right to take the opportunity, only that I'm surprised that they have not done it.
 
2012-10-17 07:21:21 AM

jst3p: jst3p: Oldiron_79: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

No, they dont, if you look at a county by county blue/red map of any state in the South the poorest most sparsely populated rural areas vote STRAIT DEMOCRAT. You sound like someone who has never stepped foot outside of NY or LA and makes assumptions about flyover country

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 384x347]

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 384x347]


And for reference, here's Wilkinson County, Georgia, where Honey Boo Boo lives...
upload.wikimedia.org 
The last Democrat to win Wilkinson County was Al Gore.
 
2012-10-17 10:20:46 AM

jst3p: Oldiron_79: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

No, they dont, if you look at a county by county blue/red map of any state in the South the poorest most sparsely populated rural areas vote STRAIT DEMOCRAT. You sound like someone who has never stepped foot outside of NY or LA and makes assumptions about flyover country

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 384x347]


Florida is a peninsula, not a strait.
 
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