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(Mediaite)   Obama nails the coveted Honey Boo Boo endorsement   (mediaite.com) divider line 254
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2012-10-16 01:52:11 PM

lantawa: Well, to be fair, Honey Boo Boo is a good choice to represent the intellectual capacities of the primary Fark demographic that supports Obama; the fanboys and fangirls.


www.virginmedia.com

You're alright Iantawa...
 
2012-10-16 01:52:11 PM

Lunaville: namegoeshere: Freud's Cigar: OK, I watched the link. Don't ask me why. But, honestly, can anyone tell me what the mother was saying? I spent a lot of years in the South and I'm pretty good at deciphering Southerngarble, but I have NO idea what she said.

Not that I care.

The tv show needs to be subtitled, if that tells you anything.

The mother said "I don't really listen to a lot of media. I didn't know we beat the Republican convention. I didn't know we beat - tied- I didn't know we tied the Democratic convention. I didn't know anything about that. Ya'll must have a camera?"

host "Oh, she's looking at herself?"

Mom "yes"

It doesn't need subtitles. You just need to turn off your arrogance and listen. It works the same way whether you're dealing with people from another region of the country or immigrants learning English. If you want to understand, listen.


Ahh. Thanks for the translation. I still have no idea what she said. My arrogance, it compelled me to leave Memfus and such. Y'all have a nice day.
 
2012-10-16 01:55:53 PM

Biness: cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]

btw, mama is like 35 32 and a grandmother.

wtf america


/FTFY
 
2012-10-16 01:56:32 PM

hdhale: It makes perfect sense.

When the public tires of pointing and laughing at her (until at 34 she gets another reality TV show about her pathetic life as a 450 lb. former child star), she's going to need free health care, subsidized housing, food stamps, free child care, aid to dependent children (you gotta figure at some point some crack addict is going to fark her for drug money and I doubt either will use protection), and additional cash aid between short stints at the local Walmart working part time (have to make it look like she's trying else the check might stop) until she can get herself declared disabled and unable to work.

Someone like that absolutely wants Obama to win...hell, their entire lifestyle depends upon it.

 
2012-10-16 01:56:37 PM

Martonio: Biness: cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]

btw, mama is like 35 32 and a grandmother.

wtf america

/FTFY


oh dear god.
 
2012-10-16 02:00:27 PM

trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.


Fat white women love Black men. Duh.
 
2012-10-16 02:00:57 PM
On n'aide pas...
Non stai aiutando ...
Você não está ajudando ...
你不幫助...
あなたが助けていない...
Du bist nicht helfen ...
Bạn không được giúp đỡ ...
אתה לא עוזר
كنت لا تساعد
Δεν βοηθάς ...
Вы не помогают ...
Yardımcı olmuyorsun ...
Դուք չեք օգնում է ...
Non está axudando ...
No estàs ajudant ...
No estás ayudando ...
Du hjälper inte ...
Det hjelper ikke ...
Tuo ei auta ...
Du er ikke hjælper ...
तुम मदद नहीं कर रहे हैं ...
Níl tú ag cabhrú ...
Nid ydych yn helpu ...
Nie pomagasz ...
Te nem segít ...
شما کمک نمی
Sa ei aita ...
Kau tidak membantu ...
Anda tidak membantu ...
Vi ne pomaže ...
Nejste pomoci ...
Je helpt niet ...

And I hope that got the point across, Honey Boo-Boo...
 
2012-10-16 02:02:16 PM

Paris1127: On n'aide pas...
Non stai aiutando ...
Você não está ajudando ...
你不幫助...
あなたが助けていない...
Du bist nicht helfen ...
Bạn không được giúp đỡ ...
אתה לא עוזר
كنت لا تساعد
Δεν βοηθάς ...
Вы не помогают ...
Yardımcı olmuyorsun ...
Դուք չեք օգնում է ...
Non está axudando ...
No estàs ajudant ...
No estás ayudando ...
Du hjälper inte ...
Det hjelper ikke ...
Tuo ei auta ...
Du er ikke hjælper ...
तुम मदद नहीं कर रहे हैं ...
Níl tú ag cabhrú ...
Nid ydych yn helpu ...
Nie pomagasz ...
Te nem segít ...
شما کمک نمی
Sa ei aita ...
Kau tidak membantu ...
Anda tidak membantu ...
Vi ne pomaže ...
Nejste pomoci ...
Je helpt niet ...

And I hope that got the point across, Honey Boo-Boo...


there's no chance she speaks more than one language.
 
2012-10-16 02:03:33 PM
i586.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-16 02:09:43 PM

Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.


Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking
 
2012-10-16 02:10:05 PM

jst3p: I feel so bad for that girl.


This.
 
2012-10-16 02:11:59 PM

jimmyjackfunk: Showed this to the wife.
wife: "really?"
my: "yep so this means you are voting Obama now?"
wife: "nope still voting Romney"
me: "ok does this at least mean you won't watch Honey Boo Boo anymore"
wife:"Nope"


So she's going to vote for Romney, and she's a fan of Honey Boo Boo. Umm hmm....
 
2012-10-16 02:13:18 PM
This is more of a case of:

a) What the heck happened to TLC?
b) Why does a "Honey Boo Boo" have a TV show?
c) Why should I care about its political opinion?
 
2012-10-16 02:16:01 PM

lamric: a) What the heck happened to TLC?


The free market.
 
2012-10-16 02:17:04 PM

SomeoneDumb: Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.

Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking


They're the same type of family that lives in West Virginia, which is deep blue.
 
2012-10-16 02:17:50 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-16 02:19:41 PM

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]


is she so fat that she has eyelid fat which makes her eyes look like that or is she just stoned all the time which leads her to eat too much which leads to gargantuan amounts of eyelid fat which makes her eyes look even more like that?
 
2012-10-16 02:22:06 PM

trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.


No, it really isn't.
 
2012-10-16 02:27:31 PM

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]


Now, imagine that on top of you.
 
2012-10-16 02:27:47 PM

bhcompy: SomeoneDumb: Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.

Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking

They're the same type of family that lives in West Virginia, which is deep blue.


you need to check the polls. WV is going solid red. Barack almost didn't win the primary.
 
2012-10-16 02:28:19 PM
That's... good? ._.
 
2012-10-16 02:29:38 PM

bhcompy:

They're the same type of family that lives in West Virginia, which is deep blue.


I did not know that.The things I learn on Fark.
 
2012-10-16 02:29:53 PM

trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.


Lol. Wow what bullshiat you have chosen to share.
 
2012-10-16 02:30:54 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-16 02:31:07 PM

SomeoneDumb: Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.

Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking



You were not that far off. The white rural South is still solid red.
 
2012-10-16 02:32:33 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]

Now, imagine that on top of you.


that's her "Imma gettin my salad tossed" face
 
2012-10-16 02:35:20 PM

skullkrusher: FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]

Now, imagine that on top of you.

that's her "Imma gettin my salad tossed" face


That must be, like, one of those Olive Garden neverending salad bowls...
 
2012-10-16 02:35:22 PM

MyRandomName: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

Lol. Wow what bullshiat you have chosen to share.


It has been my anecdotal experience, living in Florida for a time, that the poor white southern trash who do vote generally vote R because "Jesus".

graphics8.nytimes.com

There's a whole lot of redneck in those red counties.
 
2012-10-16 02:37:03 PM

skullkrusher: FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]

Now, imagine that on top of you.

that's her "Imma gettin my salad tossed" face


maybe taco salad 

or pasta salad
 
2012-10-16 02:37:40 PM

FirstNationalBastard: skullkrusher: FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]

Now, imagine that on top of you.

that's her "Imma gettin my salad tossed" face

That must be, like, one of those Olive Garden neverending salad bowls...


I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2012-10-16 02:38:20 PM
ugh I lose it every time she gets to the mayo
 
2012-10-16 02:41:10 PM
Honey Boo Boo beats the Kardashians or Real Housewives of (insert favorite town) hands down.
 
2012-10-16 02:44:00 PM
Gotta admit she and her family are in the 47%, seems like someone voting their own interest.
 
2012-10-16 02:44:16 PM
I had never heard of Honey Boo Boo, so there's the Intertubes. OMFG but that is sick. That poor child. She'll be a crack whore by the time she's 14.
 
2012-10-16 02:45:11 PM

wooden_badger: Ant: When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?

It's The "Learning" Channel. We need to know the depths Reality TV will stoop to.


Sorry, Sparky - that would be The Larnin Channel.
 
2012-10-16 02:46:48 PM

cretinbob: You laugh, But Obama will be up 2 points in the next round of polling because of that.


That does not speak well for the average intelligence of the American public, does it?
 
2012-10-16 02:47:25 PM

Biness: bhcompy: SomeoneDumb: Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.

Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking

They're the same type of family that lives in West Virginia, which is deep blue.

you need to check the polls. WV is going solid red. Barack almost didn't win the primary.


shrug. Their Governors and Senators have been Democrats almost exclusively since the 1930s, and they hold both houses in the state congress, and until the 2010 election they held the majority or even of US Rep seats since the 1940s and voted Dem for pres the vast majority of the time since then as well. They flipped for Bush and McCain, but that is a new trend. We'll see what happens this time around, particularly with a Republican that was a governor in the North this time on the ticket.
 
2012-10-16 02:48:03 PM
I've never watched HBB but from reading Fark threads, sounds like it's fat Palins but 15 years younger.

/and apparently voting Obama
//probably paid off by Willard
 
2012-10-16 02:48:52 PM

SomeoneDumb: Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.

Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking



Not really that family is not of the evangelic christian slant that dominates that part of the state, most people who avoid that type of cult in that area are old school yellow dog democrats.
 
2012-10-16 02:50:08 PM

bhcompy: Biness: bhcompy: SomeoneDumb: Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.

Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking

They're the same type of family that lives in West Virginia, which is deep blue.

you need to check the polls. WV is going solid red. Barack almost didn't win the primary.

shrug. Their Governors and Senators have been Democrats almost exclusively since the 1930s, and they hold both houses in the state congress, and until the 2010 election they held the majority or even of US Rep seats since the 1940s and voted Dem for pres the vast majority of the time since then as well. They flipped for Bush and McCain, but that is a new trend. We'll see what happens this time around, particularly with a Republican that was a governor in the North this time on the ticket.


Link

Romney is up 21 in the latest poll. So, i think its probably pretty red.
 
2012-10-16 02:50:21 PM

lamric: This is more of a case of:

a) What the heck happened to TLC?


It's The Learning Channel (tm).

So... what have you learned?
 
2012-10-16 02:52:30 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-16 02:53:16 PM

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]


hahabomb.com
 
2012-10-16 02:57:00 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: A) Pfft. Another icon of Hollywood elite endorses the socialist. Whoop. Ee.

B) It's a retaliatory endorsement after Mittens professed his adoration of the Drunken Slattern over the Charming Cherub.

C) THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LEAVE EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION TO THE FREE MARKET.


I'll take, "What is 'THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LEAVE EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION TO THE FREE MARKET'" for a thousand, Alex.
 
2012-10-16 02:57:20 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]

Now, imagine that on top of you.


[the_sh*t_I_put_up_with.jpg]
 
2012-10-16 02:57:33 PM

Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 600x450]


i306.photobucket.com

LOL - check out the expression on the rightmost kid's face...
 
2012-10-16 03:00:15 PM

digitalrain: Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 600x450]

[i306.photobucket.com image 600x450]

LOL - check out the expression on the rightmost kid's face...


President!?! President of wut? nubian plee-eese!
 
2012-10-16 03:01:56 PM
TheGogmagog:
I hate to expose you to things you can't unsee, but you have to make it half way through this to see the family's secret Spaghetti sauce recipe.

Making Sketti | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - YouTube


I'm almost afraid to ask but, here goes...

Serious Question: What exactly does one *DO* with a saucepan full of melted Country Crock and ketchup? They're not calling that spaghetti sauce, are they?

/I will not refer to it as "sketti". I just can't do it. 
//Saucepan... One word, or two??
 
2012-10-16 03:02:52 PM

Tom_Slick: SomeoneDumb: Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.

Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking


Not really that family is not of the evangelic christian slant that dominates that part of the state, most people who avoid that type of cult in that area are old school yellow dog democrats.


Give them a season making $10K per episode. Honey Boo Boo will be marching with the Tea Partiers.
 
2012-10-16 03:07:11 PM
Last night I was at auditions for a local theater's production of the stage version of A Christmas Story. Less than a dozen adults for maybe 5-6 adult roles. Over a hundred children for about the same number of children's roles.

Did I say over a hundred children? I meant over a hundred Honey Boo Boos.

/madness. madness
 
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