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2012-10-16 01:14:59 PM
During her interview on the late-night program, Kimmel told her that GOP candidate Mitt Romney (whom Ms. Boo Boo hasn't heard of) said he prefers Jersey Shore star Snooki over Honey Boo Boo Child Whatever Thingamajig.

This did not sit well with the feisty reality star, who then flatly said "Barack Obama" when asked who she will "support" in this upcoming election. The crowd wildly applauded.


I must be the only one thinking "Good for her. She's already showing more spirit and intelligence than half the cast of Jersey Shore."
 
2012-10-16 01:15:23 PM
This was... not unexpected.
 
2012-10-16 01:16:29 PM

EZ Writer: wellreadneck: EZ Writer: The simple fact that those fat pieces of hillbilly cracker trash have become celebrities is proof enough that America is on a sharp decline...

FTFY

Sorry... I didn't mean to offend the hillbilly voters.


No problem, just don't forget the importance of accuracy when it comes to ethnic slurs, lest we inadvertently piss off some people that also vote Democrat.
 
2012-10-16 01:17:01 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Honey boo boo can't vote


Well, not directly...
 
2012-10-16 01:18:04 PM

Chariset: She's already showing more spirit and intelligence than half the cast of Jersey Shore


Lower the bar a little more, why dontcha?

/ ;)
 
2012-10-16 01:18:50 PM
That's it, then. He's toast.

/continues to practice saying "President Romney"
 
2012-10-16 01:20:11 PM
Well played Dems, well played. Say what you will about the Deomcrates but they know their voter base; reality TV, homeless shelters, and pop culture.
 
2012-10-16 01:20:18 PM

Biness: BarkingUnicorn: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

If you mean the academic level of special-ed kindergarten.

i love it when anti-stereotype libs stereotype southerners


How about this? I'm a southern liberal and most people I know personally with her intelligence level are voting Mitt Romney. So it is surprising that a southerner with a kidnergarten education is voting Obama.
 
2012-10-16 01:21:26 PM
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2012-10-16 01:21:31 PM

chatikh: Biness: BarkingUnicorn: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

If you mean the academic level of special-ed kindergarten.

i love it when anti-stereotype libs stereotype southerners

How about this? I'm a southern liberal and most people I know personally with her intelligence level are voting Mitt Romney. So it is surprising that a southerner with a kidnergarten education is voting Obama.


you know a lot of people with their intelligence level? Have you considered moving?
 
2012-10-16 01:21:38 PM
Latest chin count on Mama: Link

/can't believe I took the under
 
2012-10-16 01:22:02 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com 


Approves.
 
2012-10-16 01:22:30 PM
Showed this to the wife.
wife: "really?"
my: "yep so this means you are voting Obama now?"
wife: "nope still voting Romney"
me: "ok does this at least mean you won't watch Honey Boo Boo anymore"
wife:"Nope"

goddammitsomuch. thank the Lord Almighty that we have more than one television in the house and she is the minority when it comes to this "show" for the life of me why do they call it TLC when there is no learning of any sort involved with this channel now?
I remember working at the prison (back in the 90's) and the big uproar of inmates getting pay movie channels on their televisions so they cut them out and just let them have stuff like discovery, espn, and tlc. Now that I have offered up the backstory, the funny part. I was doing rounds on the housing unit one night and looked into one of the cells. Guy was watching television and there was a naked woman on the tv. No major looker or anything but still it was a naked lady on television in a male correctional institution. I was like, "hey you guys lost your pay channels" the inmate was all like "no no look." sure enough in the corner of the screen was the tlc logo. He said it didn't matter because even though they lost the pay channels, they could still watch "educational porn". I believe the episode had something to do with women and reproduction or something. and TLC got away with it. but at least that was educational.

/sad part is I could pitch an idea for a show to tv execs regarding bowel movements based on what I ate that day and some network would probably be interested.
 
2012-10-16 01:22:34 PM

cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-16 01:23:41 PM
I watched about 5 minutes of the show the other day; it was like watching a train wreak. And then Boo Boo laughed. And with that obscene giggle; I knew god was laughing at me.
 
2012-10-16 01:24:59 PM

soy_bomb: The Obama base on display.


And Lindsey Lohan is the Republican base: rich with minimal consequences for her actions.
 
2012-10-16 01:25:01 PM
Obama nails Honey Boo Boo? Jesus, man, you know that Chris Hansen will forsake his NBC status to go after you, don't you?
 
2012-10-16 01:25:11 PM

Biness: EZ Writer: The simple fact that those fat pieces of hillbilly trash have become celebrities is proof enough that America is on a sharp decline...

the bar has been lowered. I hope that James Cameron does what James Cameron does.


Because he is... James Cameron.
 
2012-10-16 01:25:57 PM
It makes perfect sense.

When the public tires of pointing and laughing at her (until at 34 she gets another reality TV show about her pathetic life as a 450 lb. former child star), she's going to need free health care, subsidized housing, food stamps, free child care, aid to dependent children (you gotta figure at some point some crack addict is going to fark her for drug money and I doubt either will use protection), and additional cash aid between short stints at the local Walmart working part time (have to make it look like she's trying else the check might stop) until she can get herself declared disabled and unable to work.

Someone like that absolutely wants Obama to win...hell, their entire lifestyle depends upon it.
 
2012-10-16 01:26:09 PM

cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]


AKA "The Human Thumb"

/hat-tip to The Soup
 
2012-10-16 01:26:20 PM
Honey Boo Boo: Crass, entitled, pushy: Check.
Mama: Multiple children, each from a different man, lives off welfare and child support, never works: Check.
One sister: Teen pregnancy, will never marry her own child's father: Check.

I'd say this is a perfect model pro-Obama family.
 
2012-10-16 01:27:02 PM

Silly_Sot: Honey Boo Boo: Crass, entitled, pushy: Check.
Mama: Multiple children, each from a different man, lives off welfare and child support, never works: Check.
One sister: Teen pregnancy, will never marry her own child's father: Check.

I'd say this is a perfect model pro-Obama family.


that was pretty well crafted. 7/10
 
2012-10-16 01:27:26 PM

Plant Rights Activist: Obama is stealing away the Republican base one reality show star at a time.


Hardly. This family lives on welfare, is "headed" by a woman who had multiple children with multiple men and never married any of them. The "matriarch" is urging her daughters to do the same thing. This is a perfect pro-Democrat family.
 
2012-10-16 01:28:47 PM

chatikh: Biness: BarkingUnicorn: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

If you mean the academic level of special-ed kindergarten.

i love it when anti-stereotype libs stereotype southerners

How about this? I'm a southern liberal and most people I know personally with her intelligence level are voting Mitt Romney. So it is surprising that a southerner with a kidnergarten education is voting Obama.


How about this? Most poor people don't vote but they will tell you who they would be voting for.

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2012-10-16 01:30:23 PM

cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]


t0.gstatic.com
 
Ant
2012-10-16 01:30:38 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: C) THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LEAVE EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION TO THE FREE MARKET.


This.

Learning Channel, my ass! I guess I'm learning that people will watch anything.
 
2012-10-16 01:33:58 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Ant: When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?

It's the white trash version of Jersey Shore. The lowest common denominator shifts for culture but not for taste.


Not that I've ever seen it, but isn't Jersey Shore the white trash version of Jersey Shore?

\or is that orange trash?
 
2012-10-16 01:33:59 PM
the folks at TLC are smart----because they know that in the SERIES finale, the whole family falls into a wood chipper and the ratings will be through the roof.
 
2012-10-16 01:34:56 PM

Langdon Alger: the folks at TLC are smart----because they know that in the SERIES finale, the whole family falls into a wood chipper and the ratings will be through the roof.


i'd watch that.
 
2012-10-16 01:35:49 PM

Silly_Sot: Plant Rights Activist: Obama is stealing away the Republican base one reality show star at a time.

Hardly. This family lives on welfare, is "headed" by a woman who had multiple children with multiple men and never married any of them. The "matriarch" is urging her daughters to do the same thing. This is a perfect pro-Democrat family.


they may be making a little over the minimum requirement to qualify for welfare, now that they are celebrities.
 
2012-10-16 01:35:50 PM

TheGogmagog: Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.

I hate to expose you to things you can't unsee, but you have to make it half way through this to see the family's secret Spaghetti sauce recipe.

Making Sketti | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - YouTube

/It's after the bit about roadkill deer.
//fortunately not related to that piece of information, but still makes me gag.
///I'll have to save that link for foodie threads.


Why the fark did I click on that?
 
2012-10-16 01:35:54 PM

chatikh: Of course she supported Barack Obama. Her Uncle Poodle is a surprisingly hot gay man. Too bad he's engaged.


To a pig, right? A gay pig. Which I hear many pigs dabble in, especially during college.
 
2012-10-16 01:36:09 PM
I think this is the point which we can call America a dead concept as a country.

We are now publicising the political opinion of a five year old girl who's only claim to fame is being an obnoxious tub of lard which dropped out of another obnoxious tub of lard, and who has enough extra chromosomes to be three people.

I don't know, however, if this is the worst thing to think about, though.

Someone had to have sex with that hambeast to produce Honey Boo Boo.
 
2012-10-16 01:36:18 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]

[t0.gstatic.com image 197x255]


that guy looks like the hispanic Robert Z'dar
 
2012-10-16 01:37:04 PM

Isitoveryet: Silly_Sot: Plant Rights Activist: Obama is stealing away the Republican base one reality show star at a time.

Hardly. This family lives on welfare, is "headed" by a woman who had multiple children with multiple men and never married any of them. The "matriarch" is urging her daughters to do the same thing. This is a perfect pro-Democrat family.

they may be making a little over the minimum requirement to qualify for welfare, now that they are celebrities.


they actually just got a raise. I think they were getting paid $2,000 an episode for the whole family IIRC. Now they're getting something like $10k a piece
 
2012-10-16 01:37:46 PM
Honey Boo Boo's mom looks like a thumb.
 
2012-10-16 01:37:47 PM

BarkingUnicorn: jst3p: I feel so bad for that girl.

And her school teachers. Imagine trying to run a classroom with her in it.


The school teachers in that area have the same accent. Do you think they truck in teachers from New Jersey?
 
2012-10-16 01:38:27 PM

Langdon Alger: the folks at TLC are smart----because they know that in the SERIES finale, the whole family falls into a wood chipper and the ratings will be through the roof.


Wouldn't that basically like being putting rocks into a blender? I am pretty sure the wood chipper would lose out on that one.
 
2012-10-16 01:38:40 PM

DaCaptain19: As of this day, I am no longer a Democrat.

/Do you know what percent of the fat-f*ck, uneducated women who watch this show are going to vote according to Butter-Fat-Fat's endorsement? Scary.


You're changing your vote based on her endorsement. How are you any better?
 
2012-10-16 01:39:20 PM

Lunaville: The school teachers in that area have the same accent. Do you think they truck in teachers from New Jersey?


To be honest, I don't know how they could. I thought John Corzine ate everything in Jersey.

riddlethos.com
 
2012-10-16 01:40:32 PM

chatikh:
How about this? I'm a southern liberal and most people I know personally with her intelligence level are voting Mitt Romney. So it is surprising that a southerner with a kidnergarten education is voting Obama.

 

Well, where I am from, the Obama crowd at least made it to furst or secind grade.
 
2012-10-16 01:41:08 PM
Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.
 
2012-10-16 01:44:09 PM
So.... he's going to get votes from retarded redneck families?
 
2012-10-16 01:44:23 PM

namegoeshere: Freud's Cigar: OK, I watched the link. Don't ask me why. But, honestly, can anyone tell me what the mother was saying? I spent a lot of years in the South and I'm pretty good at deciphering Southerngarble, but I have NO idea what she said.

Not that I care.

The tv show needs to be subtitled, if that tells you anything.


The mother said "I don't really listen to a lot of media. I didn't know we beat the Republican convention. I didn't know we beat - tied- I didn't know we tied the Democratic convention. I didn't know anything about that. Ya'll must have a camera?"

host "Oh, she's looking at herself?"

Mom "yes"

It doesn't need subtitles. You just need to turn off your arrogance and listen. It works the same way whether you're dealing with people from another region of the country or immigrants learning English. If you want to understand, listen.
 
2012-10-16 01:45:22 PM

BronyMedic: Lunaville: The school teachers in that area have the same accent. Do you think they truck in teachers from New Jersey?

To be honest, I don't know how they could. I thought John Corzine ate everything in Jersey.

[riddlethos.com image 300x200]


I'm going to assume you mean Chris Christie, not John Corzine.
 
2012-10-16 01:45:56 PM

Biness: cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]

btw, mama is like 35 and a grandmother.

wtf america


I believe she is younger than that. I think 33. Hell 35 is a pretty shocking age to be a grandmother, let alone 33. But if you google it, she had an arrest back in 2008 and the website makes some speculation as to the father of honey boo boo.

/that just made me sick talking about googling honey boo boo's mother
 
2012-10-16 01:46:26 PM

TheGogmagog: Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.

I hate to expose you to things you can't unsee, but you have to make it half way through this to see the family's secret Spaghetti sauce recipe.

Making Sketti | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - YouTube

/It's after the bit about roadkill deer.
//fortunately not related to that piece of information, but still makes me gag.
///I'll have to save that link for foodie threads.


oh god the Italian music playing while she nukes ketchup and butter together ... I laughed so I wouldn't cry.
 
2012-10-16 01:47:46 PM
Well, that would be a raise in the average IQ of the Obama constituency.
 
2012-10-16 01:48:15 PM

CheekyMonkey: I'm going to assume you mean Chris Christie, not John Corzine.


Oh! Thank you for correcting me.

Yes. I mean Chris Christie, the swallower of worlds.

static.guim.co.uk

"You cook them with a little lemon spritz! It makes the souls of the damned taste better!"
 
2012-10-16 01:51:59 PM
Something tells me I should be grateful that I don't know who Honey Boo Boo is.
 
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