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(Mediaite)   Obama nails the coveted Honey Boo Boo endorsement   (mediaite.com) divider line 254
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2012-10-16 12:48:21 PM  
Obama nails the coveted Honey Boo Boo endorsement

As opposed to the 2008 election, which was just a boo-boo, honey.
 
2012-10-16 12:49:45 PM  

Ant: When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?


It's The "Learning" Channel. We need to know the depths Reality TV will stoop to.
 
2012-10-16 12:49:49 PM  
Well, any hopes of a Lindsay Lohan endorsement tanking Romney's campaign just dried up and died. This should just about cancel it out.
 
2012-10-16 12:50:01 PM  

Biness: YESSSSSSSSSSSS

one more reason i'm for mitt


Honey Boo Boo's opinion shows up on your radar? You count that among your reasons for voting either way? Really? So you would consider her, on at least some level, your intellectual foil?
 
2012-10-16 12:50:08 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

Yes, a small child who does beauty pageants and is hopped up on Mt Dew and Red Bull sat down for a few hours and carefully weighed her options and took care to really think about who she wanted to vote for.

Although I imagine her mother's chin has a master's in political science, so that helped.


dude her chin has enough acreage to house a major research university.

University of June's Chin.
 
2012-10-16 12:50:46 PM  

Ant: When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?


It's the white trash version of Jersey Shore. The lowest common denominator shifts for culture but not for taste.
 
2012-10-16 12:51:01 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Biness: YESSSSSSSSSSSS

one more reason i'm for mitt

Honey Boo Boo's opinion shows up on your radar? You count that among your reasons for voting either way? Really? So you would consider her, on at least some level, your intellectual foil?


I see your joke taking abilities are severely lacking
 
2012-10-16 12:51:23 PM  
You laugh, But Obama will be up 2 points in the next round of polling because of that.
 
2012-10-16 12:51:35 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-16 12:52:51 PM  

EZ Writer: The simple fact that those fat pieces of hillbilly trash have become celebrities is proof enough that America is on a sharp decline...


Nah. We've always loved a good trainwreck. The only thing that has changed is the delivery. We no longer have to dress up all fancy and head on down to the circus on the county fairgrounds to spend our dime and gawk at the sideshow freaks. They're broadcast right into our livingrooms.

/freaks used to make a good living
//there was some prestige in the occupation, in an icky sort of way
 
2012-10-16 12:53:01 PM  

EZ Writer: The simple fact that those fat pieces of hillbilly cracker trash have become celebrities is proof enough that America is on a sharp decline...


FTFY
 
2012-10-16 12:53:05 PM  
I shouldn't have clicked. Until now I was still blissfully unaware of what a Honey Boo Boo is.
 
2012-10-16 12:53:32 PM  

trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation rednecks often vote Republican no matter what.


Fixed for brevity.
 
2012-10-16 12:54:21 PM  

Biness: dude her chin has enough acreage to house a major research university.

University of June's Chin.


I can't wait till they send in the National Guard to calm those damn hippies down.
 
2012-10-16 12:55:02 PM  

wellreadneck: EZ Writer: The simple fact that those fat pieces of hillbilly cracker trash have become celebrities is proof enough that America is on a sharp decline...

FTFY


Sorry... I didn't mean to offend the hillbilly voters.
 
2012-10-16 12:55:20 PM  
OK, I watched the link. Don't ask me why. But, honestly, can anyone tell me what the mother was saying? I spent a lot of years in the South and I'm pretty good at deciphering Southerngarble, but I have NO idea what she said.

Not that I care.
 
2012-10-16 12:55:37 PM  
The Honey Boo Boo?
 
2012-10-16 12:57:21 PM  
That should bring some tea party sympathy votes around to his side, since they have kids as fat as she is.
 
2012-10-16 12:57:50 PM  

Freud's Cigar: OK, I watched the link. Don't ask me why. But, honestly, can anyone tell me what the mother was saying? I spent a lot of years in the South and I'm pretty good at deciphering Southerngarble, but I have NO idea what she said.

Not that I care.


The tv show needs to be subtitled, if that tells you anything.
 
2012-10-16 12:58:25 PM  
Ten bucks says Fartbongo squirted a Honey Boo Boo in his shorts when he heard about this endorsement!
 
2012-10-16 12:58:36 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.


I hate to expose you to things you can't unsee, but you have to make it half way through this to see the family's secret Spaghetti sauce recipe.

Making Sketti | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - YouTube

/It's after the bit about roadkill deer.
//fortunately not related to that piece of information, but still makes me gag.
///I'll have to save that link for foodie threads.
 
2012-10-16 12:59:27 PM  
Honey boo boo can't vote
 
2012-10-16 01:00:13 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.


I heard that if you smoke pot and then watch this show you go into a coma.
 
2012-10-16 01:00:28 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: So I have to base my opinions on what Honey Boo Boo or Lindsey Lohan think?


I think it's more like you need to take into consideration the populace that would grant fame to these elements and how large the problem is when selecting a leader
 
2012-10-16 01:01:49 PM  
What in the fark is that thing? Ugh...
 
2012-10-16 01:02:18 PM  
What's a Honey Boo Boo?
 
2012-10-16 01:02:45 PM  
This is bad news...
 
2012-10-16 01:02:54 PM  
media.giantbomb.com

"Politicians do not control who endorses them. As a result, they may occasionally receive endorsements they do not wish for." 
 
2012-10-16 01:02:59 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Honey boo boo can't vote


And I'd be very surprised if it made it to voting age.
 
2012-10-16 01:03:01 PM  

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]


Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?
 
2012-10-16 01:04:14 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

Yes, a small child who does beauty pageants and is hopped up on Mt Dew and Red Bull sat down for a few hours and carefully weighed her options and took care to really think about who she wanted to vote for.

Although I imagine her mother's chin has a master's in political science, so that helped.


What did her other chins major in?
 
2012-10-16 01:04:23 PM  
A) Pfft. Another icon of Hollywood elite endorses the socialist. Whoop. Ee.

B) It's a retaliatory endorsement after Mittens professed his adoration of the Drunken Slattern over the Charming Cherub.

C) THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LEAVE EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION TO THE FREE MARKET.
 
2012-10-16 01:05:11 PM  

NutWrench: What's a Honey Boo Boo?


My brother was trying to tell me about this over the weekend and it sounds like Honey BB is a representation of American Exceptional-ism in reverse
 
2012-10-16 01:05:47 PM  

DaCaptain19: What did her other chins major in?


I think the majority of them have PhDs in Sassy
 
2012-10-16 01:05:58 PM  
Heh.
 
2012-10-16 01:06:06 PM  

mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?


Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
img2-2.timeinc.net
 
2012-10-16 01:06:48 PM  
i14.photobucket.com Obama nails the coveted Honey Boo Boo endorsement
 
2012-10-16 01:07:17 PM  

cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]


btw, mama is like 35 and a grandmother.

wtf america
 
2012-10-16 01:07:22 PM  

cig-mkr: Because he didn't have the balls to post mama


I dislike you.
 
2012-10-16 01:08:54 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com

'I wash mah-self with a rag on a stick'
 
2012-10-16 01:11:35 PM  

NutWrench: What's a Honey Boo Boo?


You don't want to know what it is. My life was better before I knew.
 
2012-10-16 01:11:45 PM  
I guess Mitt's comment about that 47% was spot on then.
 
2012-10-16 01:12:40 PM  
I still say that "What would you do for Honey Boo-Boo?" would make an excellent debate question.

Think about it: this family hits the farking bulls-eye on every negative stereotype that contemporary American culture has of the poor. You want to talk about entitlement reform, you start right here, with the dregs of the dregs, and you ask each candidate what it would be like for that family going into his vision of The System for the first time. Unfortunately, I suspect the most realistic answer from both candidates would be "What's a Honey Boo-Boo?" which would make the exercise moot.
 
2012-10-16 01:12:52 PM  

jtown: carrion_luggage: Honey Boo Boo is delivering the coveted "unwarshed" voter.

Fixed that fer ya.


"Warsh" is an Appalachian (hillbilly) pronunciation. (In Pittsburgh, which is mostly considered Midlands, there is a fair amount of "warshing", presumably influenced by the neighboring hillbillies)

I have blessedly seen little of Honey and her family, my impression is that their accent is fairly pure Southern. I don't know if there are particular white-trash or cracker subdivisions of Southern dialect.
 
2012-10-16 01:12:59 PM  
www.anorak.co.uk

Can't let the GOP tie up the ham vote.

i.ytimg.comoddmanout215.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-16 01:13:22 PM  

Biness: cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]

btw, mama is like 35 and a grandmother.

wtf america


Now that gal will give you heat in the winter and shade in the summer!
She would be a fine filly for any man's stable.
 
2012-10-16 01:14:12 PM  
i.chzbgr.com 

/Not sure why it says "Alien Earl" when it was a bug in an Edgar suit, but... whatever.
 
2012-10-16 01:14:23 PM  

Ant: When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?


It's amazing what South Park doesn't make up, like I thought the same thing with the Jonas Brothers and the spraying the white foam, totally a WTF moment, yet totally real.
 
2012-10-16 01:14:32 PM  
Of course she supported Barack Obama. Her Uncle Poodle is a surprisingly hot gay man. Too bad he's engaged.
 
2012-10-16 01:14:50 PM  

oldfarthenry: cig-mkr: Because he didn't have the balls to post mama

I dislike you.


Sorry if you barfed on your keyboard, but it needed to be done.......
 
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