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2012-10-16 12:32:09 PM  
You're not helping.
 
2012-10-16 12:32:22 PM  
*you'renothelping* pic
 
2012-10-16 12:33:00 PM  
YOU'RE NOT HELPING
 
2012-10-16 12:33:17 PM  
The said thing is, given the power someone like Oprah had, I hate to think that Honey BooBoo might be coveted
 
2012-10-16 12:33:22 PM  
dammit
 
2012-10-16 12:33:39 PM  
Helping, you are not.
 
2012-10-16 12:33:54 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-16 12:34:10 PM  
i1151.photobucket.com
Ah sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit! 
 
2012-10-16 12:34:11 PM  
Game over.
Time to focus on 2016 and the Senate races.
 
2012-10-16 12:34:14 PM  
Obama is stealing away the Republican base one reality show star at a time.
 
2012-10-16 12:34:22 PM  
You know about bil ole' white womans, they just can't deny teh Jungle Fevers.
 
2012-10-16 12:34:39 PM  
That changes everything.
 
2012-10-16 12:35:35 PM  
I guess that about wraps things up here. 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years!
 
2012-10-16 12:36:19 PM  
That kid is going to be a burnt-out tweaker by the time she's 14.
 
2012-10-16 12:36:44 PM  
thesignalinthenoise.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-16 12:36:48 PM  
The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.
 
2012-10-16 12:36:54 PM  
Honey Boo Boo is delivering the coveted "unwashed" voter.
 
2012-10-16 12:37:02 PM  
This balances out nicely the Money Goo Goo endorsement Romney received from Ross Perot.
 
2012-10-16 12:38:09 PM  
YESSSSSSSSSSSS

one more reason i'm for mitt
 
2012-10-16 12:38:25 PM  
Now I have to vote for Romney. Thanks, you little rednecklet.
 
2012-10-16 12:38:29 PM  

carrion_luggage: Honey Boo Boo is delivering the coveted "unwarshed" voter.


Fixed that fer ya.
 
2012-10-16 12:38:32 PM  
Well, to be fair, Honey Boo Boo is a good choice to represent the intellectual capacities of the primary Fark demographic that supports Obama; the fanboys and fangirls.
 
2012-10-16 12:39:28 PM  
The Obama base on display.
 
2012-10-16 12:39:34 PM  
I feel so bad for that girl.
 
2012-10-16 12:39:38 PM  
Lohan vs Boo Boo 2012

Why are we taking our political advice from fast food restaurants and celebrities?
 
2012-10-16 12:40:14 PM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
/oblig
 
2012-10-16 12:40:38 PM  
As of this day, I am no longer a Democrat.

/Do you know what percent of the fat-f*ck, uneducated women who watch this show are going to vote according to Butter-Fat-Fat's endorsement? Scary.
 
2012-10-16 12:40:56 PM  
What is this Honey Poo Poo?

/I know what it is.
//Thankfully don't have cable so I or my TiVo can't accidentally stumble upon it.
 
2012-10-16 12:40:56 PM  
So I have to base my opinions on what Honey Boo Boo or Lindsey Lohan think?
 
2012-10-16 12:40:59 PM  
Well she IS the typical Obama voter, jobless, superficial, obese and ignorant.

/! kid I kid?
 
2012-10-16 12:41:14 PM  
That's the first credible pro-Romney argument I've heard all cycle.
 
2012-10-16 12:41:15 PM  
ObamaBushPhones span racial boundries.
 
2012-10-16 12:41:21 PM  

Zapruder: Lohan vs Boo Boo 2012

Why are we taking our political advice from fast food restaurants and celebrities?


is lohan a fast food restaurant? i mean, i know it probably doesn't take that much to go down on her these days, but i assumed there was more to it than just pulling up next to her and ordering it
 
2012-10-16 12:44:06 PM  

trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.


If you mean the academic level of special-ed kindergarten.
 
2012-10-16 12:45:18 PM  

trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.


I was actually thinking the exact notion as well...but then again we're assuming HBB was 'coached' into saying that as oppose to just being a small child rambling impromptus.
Her parents/family may very well be rabid anti Obama supporters befitting the typical rural white southern family.
 
2012-10-16 12:45:19 PM  
I am declaring a fatwah (sp?) on Jimmy Kimmel, who has turned into a weak, flaccid, corporate shill with no dignity whatsoever.

I'm just sayin'...the Man Show Jimmy Kimmel wouldn't have done this "interview". Welcome, Jimmy, into the land of Lowest Common Denominator (LCD).
 
Ant
2012-10-16 12:45:31 PM  
When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?
 
2012-10-16 12:45:41 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

If you mean the academic level of special-ed kindergarten.


i love it when anti-stereotype libs stereotype southerners
 
2012-10-16 12:45:49 PM  

Biness:
is lohan a fast food restaurant?


She'll fark you at the drive through.
 
2012-10-16 12:45:51 PM  
Huh. I was told ignorant rednecks from my state only voted Republican.
 
2012-10-16 12:45:57 PM  
Guess who just received their Obama phone?
 
2012-10-16 12:46:17 PM  
Some days I have hope for humanity. Today is not one of those days.
 
2012-10-16 12:46:18 PM  
I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.
 
2012-10-16 12:46:49 PM  

jst3p: I feel so bad for that girl.


And her school teachers. Imagine trying to run a classroom with her in it.
 
2012-10-16 12:47:04 PM  
The simple fact that those fat pieces of hillbilly trash have become celebrities is proof enough that America is on a sharp decline...
 
2012-10-16 12:47:19 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.


SHE IS APART OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE AND TRAITOR. TAKE HER AWAY
 
2012-10-16 12:47:31 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.

 
2012-10-16 12:47:49 PM  
Needs more meth.
 
2012-10-16 12:47:55 PM  

EZ Writer: The simple fact that those fat pieces of hillbilly trash have become celebrities is proof enough that America is on a sharp decline...


the bar has been lowered. I hope that James Cameron does what James Cameron does.
 
2012-10-16 12:48:19 PM  

trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.


Yes, a small child who does beauty pageants and is hopped up on Mt Dew and Red Bull sat down for a few hours and carefully weighed her options and took care to really think about who she wanted to vote for.

Although I imagine her mother's chin has a master's in political science, so that helped.
 
2012-10-16 12:48:21 PM  
Obama nails the coveted Honey Boo Boo endorsement

As opposed to the 2008 election, which was just a boo-boo, honey.
 
2012-10-16 12:49:45 PM  

Ant: When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?


It's The "Learning" Channel. We need to know the depths Reality TV will stoop to.
 
2012-10-16 12:49:49 PM  
Well, any hopes of a Lindsay Lohan endorsement tanking Romney's campaign just dried up and died. This should just about cancel it out.
 
2012-10-16 12:50:01 PM  

Biness: YESSSSSSSSSSSS

one more reason i'm for mitt


Honey Boo Boo's opinion shows up on your radar? You count that among your reasons for voting either way? Really? So you would consider her, on at least some level, your intellectual foil?
 
2012-10-16 12:50:08 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

Yes, a small child who does beauty pageants and is hopped up on Mt Dew and Red Bull sat down for a few hours and carefully weighed her options and took care to really think about who she wanted to vote for.

Although I imagine her mother's chin has a master's in political science, so that helped.


dude her chin has enough acreage to house a major research university.

University of June's Chin.
 
2012-10-16 12:50:46 PM  

Ant: When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?


It's the white trash version of Jersey Shore. The lowest common denominator shifts for culture but not for taste.
 
2012-10-16 12:51:01 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Biness: YESSSSSSSSSSSS

one more reason i'm for mitt

Honey Boo Boo's opinion shows up on your radar? You count that among your reasons for voting either way? Really? So you would consider her, on at least some level, your intellectual foil?


I see your joke taking abilities are severely lacking
 
2012-10-16 12:51:23 PM  
You laugh, But Obama will be up 2 points in the next round of polling because of that.
 
2012-10-16 12:51:35 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-16 12:52:51 PM  

EZ Writer: The simple fact that those fat pieces of hillbilly trash have become celebrities is proof enough that America is on a sharp decline...


Nah. We've always loved a good trainwreck. The only thing that has changed is the delivery. We no longer have to dress up all fancy and head on down to the circus on the county fairgrounds to spend our dime and gawk at the sideshow freaks. They're broadcast right into our livingrooms.

/freaks used to make a good living
//there was some prestige in the occupation, in an icky sort of way
 
2012-10-16 12:53:01 PM  

EZ Writer: The simple fact that those fat pieces of hillbilly cracker trash have become celebrities is proof enough that America is on a sharp decline...


FTFY
 
2012-10-16 12:53:05 PM  
I shouldn't have clicked. Until now I was still blissfully unaware of what a Honey Boo Boo is.
 
2012-10-16 12:53:32 PM  

trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation rednecks often vote Republican no matter what.


Fixed for brevity.
 
2012-10-16 12:54:21 PM  

Biness: dude her chin has enough acreage to house a major research university.

University of June's Chin.


I can't wait till they send in the National Guard to calm those damn hippies down.
 
2012-10-16 12:55:02 PM  

wellreadneck: EZ Writer: The simple fact that those fat pieces of hillbilly cracker trash have become celebrities is proof enough that America is on a sharp decline...

FTFY


Sorry... I didn't mean to offend the hillbilly voters.
 
2012-10-16 12:55:20 PM  
OK, I watched the link. Don't ask me why. But, honestly, can anyone tell me what the mother was saying? I spent a lot of years in the South and I'm pretty good at deciphering Southerngarble, but I have NO idea what she said.

Not that I care.
 
2012-10-16 12:55:37 PM  
The Honey Boo Boo?
 
2012-10-16 12:57:21 PM  
That should bring some tea party sympathy votes around to his side, since they have kids as fat as she is.
 
2012-10-16 12:57:50 PM  

Freud's Cigar: OK, I watched the link. Don't ask me why. But, honestly, can anyone tell me what the mother was saying? I spent a lot of years in the South and I'm pretty good at deciphering Southerngarble, but I have NO idea what she said.

Not that I care.


The tv show needs to be subtitled, if that tells you anything.
 
2012-10-16 12:58:25 PM  
Ten bucks says Fartbongo squirted a Honey Boo Boo in his shorts when he heard about this endorsement!
 
2012-10-16 12:58:36 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.


I hate to expose you to things you can't unsee, but you have to make it half way through this to see the family's secret Spaghetti sauce recipe.

Making Sketti | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - YouTube

/It's after the bit about roadkill deer.
//fortunately not related to that piece of information, but still makes me gag.
///I'll have to save that link for foodie threads.
 
2012-10-16 12:59:27 PM  
Honey boo boo can't vote
 
2012-10-16 01:00:13 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.


I heard that if you smoke pot and then watch this show you go into a coma.
 
2012-10-16 01:00:28 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: So I have to base my opinions on what Honey Boo Boo or Lindsey Lohan think?


I think it's more like you need to take into consideration the populace that would grant fame to these elements and how large the problem is when selecting a leader
 
2012-10-16 01:01:49 PM  
What in the fark is that thing? Ugh...
 
2012-10-16 01:02:18 PM  
What's a Honey Boo Boo?
 
2012-10-16 01:02:45 PM  
This is bad news...
 
2012-10-16 01:02:54 PM  
media.giantbomb.com

"Politicians do not control who endorses them. As a result, they may occasionally receive endorsements they do not wish for." 
 
2012-10-16 01:02:59 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Honey boo boo can't vote


And I'd be very surprised if it made it to voting age.
 
2012-10-16 01:03:01 PM  

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]


Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?
 
2012-10-16 01:04:14 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

Yes, a small child who does beauty pageants and is hopped up on Mt Dew and Red Bull sat down for a few hours and carefully weighed her options and took care to really think about who she wanted to vote for.

Although I imagine her mother's chin has a master's in political science, so that helped.


What did her other chins major in?
 
2012-10-16 01:04:23 PM  
A) Pfft. Another icon of Hollywood elite endorses the socialist. Whoop. Ee.

B) It's a retaliatory endorsement after Mittens professed his adoration of the Drunken Slattern over the Charming Cherub.

C) THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LEAVE EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION TO THE FREE MARKET.
 
2012-10-16 01:05:11 PM  

NutWrench: What's a Honey Boo Boo?


My brother was trying to tell me about this over the weekend and it sounds like Honey BB is a representation of American Exceptional-ism in reverse
 
2012-10-16 01:05:47 PM  

DaCaptain19: What did her other chins major in?


I think the majority of them have PhDs in Sassy
 
2012-10-16 01:05:58 PM  
Heh.
 
2012-10-16 01:06:06 PM  

mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?


Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
img2-2.timeinc.net
 
2012-10-16 01:06:48 PM  
i14.photobucket.com Obama nails the coveted Honey Boo Boo endorsement
 
2012-10-16 01:07:17 PM  

cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]


btw, mama is like 35 and a grandmother.

wtf america
 
2012-10-16 01:07:22 PM  

cig-mkr: Because he didn't have the balls to post mama


I dislike you.
 
2012-10-16 01:08:54 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com

'I wash mah-self with a rag on a stick'
 
2012-10-16 01:11:35 PM  

NutWrench: What's a Honey Boo Boo?


You don't want to know what it is. My life was better before I knew.
 
2012-10-16 01:11:45 PM  
I guess Mitt's comment about that 47% was spot on then.
 
2012-10-16 01:12:40 PM  
I still say that "What would you do for Honey Boo-Boo?" would make an excellent debate question.

Think about it: this family hits the farking bulls-eye on every negative stereotype that contemporary American culture has of the poor. You want to talk about entitlement reform, you start right here, with the dregs of the dregs, and you ask each candidate what it would be like for that family going into his vision of The System for the first time. Unfortunately, I suspect the most realistic answer from both candidates would be "What's a Honey Boo-Boo?" which would make the exercise moot.
 
2012-10-16 01:12:52 PM  

jtown: carrion_luggage: Honey Boo Boo is delivering the coveted "unwarshed" voter.

Fixed that fer ya.


"Warsh" is an Appalachian (hillbilly) pronunciation. (In Pittsburgh, which is mostly considered Midlands, there is a fair amount of "warshing", presumably influenced by the neighboring hillbillies)

I have blessedly seen little of Honey and her family, my impression is that their accent is fairly pure Southern. I don't know if there are particular white-trash or cracker subdivisions of Southern dialect.
 
2012-10-16 01:12:59 PM  
www.anorak.co.uk

Can't let the GOP tie up the ham vote.

i.ytimg.comoddmanout215.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-16 01:13:22 PM  

Biness: cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]

btw, mama is like 35 and a grandmother.

wtf america


Now that gal will give you heat in the winter and shade in the summer!
She would be a fine filly for any man's stable.
 
2012-10-16 01:14:12 PM  
i.chzbgr.com 

/Not sure why it says "Alien Earl" when it was a bug in an Edgar suit, but... whatever.
 
2012-10-16 01:14:23 PM  

Ant: When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?


It's amazing what South Park doesn't make up, like I thought the same thing with the Jonas Brothers and the spraying the white foam, totally a WTF moment, yet totally real.
 
2012-10-16 01:14:32 PM  
Of course she supported Barack Obama. Her Uncle Poodle is a surprisingly hot gay man. Too bad he's engaged.
 
2012-10-16 01:14:50 PM  

oldfarthenry: cig-mkr: Because he didn't have the balls to post mama

I dislike you.


Sorry if you barfed on your keyboard, but it needed to be done.......
 
2012-10-16 01:14:59 PM  
During her interview on the late-night program, Kimmel told her that GOP candidate Mitt Romney (whom Ms. Boo Boo hasn't heard of) said he prefers Jersey Shore star Snooki over Honey Boo Boo Child Whatever Thingamajig.

This did not sit well with the feisty reality star, who then flatly said "Barack Obama" when asked who she will "support" in this upcoming election. The crowd wildly applauded.


I must be the only one thinking "Good for her. She's already showing more spirit and intelligence than half the cast of Jersey Shore."
 
2012-10-16 01:15:23 PM  
This was... not unexpected.
 
2012-10-16 01:16:29 PM  

EZ Writer: wellreadneck: EZ Writer: The simple fact that those fat pieces of hillbilly cracker trash have become celebrities is proof enough that America is on a sharp decline...

FTFY

Sorry... I didn't mean to offend the hillbilly voters.


No problem, just don't forget the importance of accuracy when it comes to ethnic slurs, lest we inadvertently piss off some people that also vote Democrat.
 
2012-10-16 01:17:01 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Honey boo boo can't vote


Well, not directly...
 
2012-10-16 01:18:04 PM  

Chariset: She's already showing more spirit and intelligence than half the cast of Jersey Shore


Lower the bar a little more, why dontcha?

/ ;)
 
2012-10-16 01:18:50 PM  
That's it, then. He's toast.

/continues to practice saying "President Romney"
 
2012-10-16 01:20:11 PM  
Well played Dems, well played. Say what you will about the Deomcrates but they know their voter base; reality TV, homeless shelters, and pop culture.
 
2012-10-16 01:20:18 PM  

Biness: BarkingUnicorn: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

If you mean the academic level of special-ed kindergarten.

i love it when anti-stereotype libs stereotype southerners


How about this? I'm a southern liberal and most people I know personally with her intelligence level are voting Mitt Romney. So it is surprising that a southerner with a kidnergarten education is voting Obama.
 
2012-10-16 01:21:26 PM  
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2012-10-16 01:21:31 PM  

chatikh: Biness: BarkingUnicorn: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

If you mean the academic level of special-ed kindergarten.

i love it when anti-stereotype libs stereotype southerners

How about this? I'm a southern liberal and most people I know personally with her intelligence level are voting Mitt Romney. So it is surprising that a southerner with a kidnergarten education is voting Obama.


you know a lot of people with their intelligence level? Have you considered moving?
 
2012-10-16 01:21:38 PM  
Latest chin count on Mama: Link

/can't believe I took the under
 
2012-10-16 01:22:02 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com 


Approves.
 
2012-10-16 01:22:30 PM  
Showed this to the wife.
wife: "really?"
my: "yep so this means you are voting Obama now?"
wife: "nope still voting Romney"
me: "ok does this at least mean you won't watch Honey Boo Boo anymore"
wife:"Nope"

goddammitsomuch. thank the Lord Almighty that we have more than one television in the house and she is the minority when it comes to this "show" for the life of me why do they call it TLC when there is no learning of any sort involved with this channel now?
I remember working at the prison (back in the 90's) and the big uproar of inmates getting pay movie channels on their televisions so they cut them out and just let them have stuff like discovery, espn, and tlc. Now that I have offered up the backstory, the funny part. I was doing rounds on the housing unit one night and looked into one of the cells. Guy was watching television and there was a naked woman on the tv. No major looker or anything but still it was a naked lady on television in a male correctional institution. I was like, "hey you guys lost your pay channels" the inmate was all like "no no look." sure enough in the corner of the screen was the tlc logo. He said it didn't matter because even though they lost the pay channels, they could still watch "educational porn". I believe the episode had something to do with women and reproduction or something. and TLC got away with it. but at least that was educational.

/sad part is I could pitch an idea for a show to tv execs regarding bowel movements based on what I ate that day and some network would probably be interested.
 
2012-10-16 01:22:34 PM  

cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-16 01:23:41 PM  
I watched about 5 minutes of the show the other day; it was like watching a train wreak. And then Boo Boo laughed. And with that obscene giggle; I knew god was laughing at me.
 
2012-10-16 01:24:59 PM  

soy_bomb: The Obama base on display.


And Lindsey Lohan is the Republican base: rich with minimal consequences for her actions.
 
2012-10-16 01:25:01 PM  
Obama nails Honey Boo Boo? Jesus, man, you know that Chris Hansen will forsake his NBC status to go after you, don't you?
 
2012-10-16 01:25:11 PM  

Biness: EZ Writer: The simple fact that those fat pieces of hillbilly trash have become celebrities is proof enough that America is on a sharp decline...

the bar has been lowered. I hope that James Cameron does what James Cameron does.


Because he is... James Cameron.
 
2012-10-16 01:25:57 PM  
It makes perfect sense.

When the public tires of pointing and laughing at her (until at 34 she gets another reality TV show about her pathetic life as a 450 lb. former child star), she's going to need free health care, subsidized housing, food stamps, free child care, aid to dependent children (you gotta figure at some point some crack addict is going to fark her for drug money and I doubt either will use protection), and additional cash aid between short stints at the local Walmart working part time (have to make it look like she's trying else the check might stop) until she can get herself declared disabled and unable to work.

Someone like that absolutely wants Obama to win...hell, their entire lifestyle depends upon it.
 
2012-10-16 01:26:09 PM  

cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]


AKA "The Human Thumb"

/hat-tip to The Soup
 
2012-10-16 01:26:20 PM  
Honey Boo Boo: Crass, entitled, pushy: Check.
Mama: Multiple children, each from a different man, lives off welfare and child support, never works: Check.
One sister: Teen pregnancy, will never marry her own child's father: Check.

I'd say this is a perfect model pro-Obama family.
 
2012-10-16 01:27:02 PM  

Silly_Sot: Honey Boo Boo: Crass, entitled, pushy: Check.
Mama: Multiple children, each from a different man, lives off welfare and child support, never works: Check.
One sister: Teen pregnancy, will never marry her own child's father: Check.

I'd say this is a perfect model pro-Obama family.


that was pretty well crafted. 7/10
 
2012-10-16 01:27:26 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: Obama is stealing away the Republican base one reality show star at a time.


Hardly. This family lives on welfare, is "headed" by a woman who had multiple children with multiple men and never married any of them. The "matriarch" is urging her daughters to do the same thing. This is a perfect pro-Democrat family.
 
2012-10-16 01:28:47 PM  

chatikh: Biness: BarkingUnicorn: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

If you mean the academic level of special-ed kindergarten.

i love it when anti-stereotype libs stereotype southerners

How about this? I'm a southern liberal and most people I know personally with her intelligence level are voting Mitt Romney. So it is surprising that a southerner with a kidnergarten education is voting Obama.


How about this? Most poor people don't vote but they will tell you who they would be voting for.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-16 01:30:23 PM  

cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]


t0.gstatic.com
 
Ant
2012-10-16 01:30:38 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: C) THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LEAVE EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION TO THE FREE MARKET.


This.

Learning Channel, my ass! I guess I'm learning that people will watch anything.
 
2012-10-16 01:33:58 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Ant: When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?

It's the white trash version of Jersey Shore. The lowest common denominator shifts for culture but not for taste.


Not that I've ever seen it, but isn't Jersey Shore the white trash version of Jersey Shore?

\or is that orange trash?
 
2012-10-16 01:33:59 PM  
the folks at TLC are smart----because they know that in the SERIES finale, the whole family falls into a wood chipper and the ratings will be through the roof.
 
2012-10-16 01:34:56 PM  

Langdon Alger: the folks at TLC are smart----because they know that in the SERIES finale, the whole family falls into a wood chipper and the ratings will be through the roof.


i'd watch that.
 
2012-10-16 01:35:49 PM  

Silly_Sot: Plant Rights Activist: Obama is stealing away the Republican base one reality show star at a time.

Hardly. This family lives on welfare, is "headed" by a woman who had multiple children with multiple men and never married any of them. The "matriarch" is urging her daughters to do the same thing. This is a perfect pro-Democrat family.


they may be making a little over the minimum requirement to qualify for welfare, now that they are celebrities.
 
2012-10-16 01:35:50 PM  

TheGogmagog: Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.

I hate to expose you to things you can't unsee, but you have to make it half way through this to see the family's secret Spaghetti sauce recipe.

Making Sketti | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - YouTube

/It's after the bit about roadkill deer.
//fortunately not related to that piece of information, but still makes me gag.
///I'll have to save that link for foodie threads.


Why the fark did I click on that?
 
2012-10-16 01:35:54 PM  

chatikh: Of course she supported Barack Obama. Her Uncle Poodle is a surprisingly hot gay man. Too bad he's engaged.


To a pig, right? A gay pig. Which I hear many pigs dabble in, especially during college.
 
2012-10-16 01:36:09 PM  
I think this is the point which we can call America a dead concept as a country.

We are now publicising the political opinion of a five year old girl who's only claim to fame is being an obnoxious tub of lard which dropped out of another obnoxious tub of lard, and who has enough extra chromosomes to be three people.

I don't know, however, if this is the worst thing to think about, though.

Someone had to have sex with that hambeast to produce Honey Boo Boo.
 
2012-10-16 01:36:18 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]

[t0.gstatic.com image 197x255]


that guy looks like the hispanic Robert Z'dar
 
2012-10-16 01:37:04 PM  

Isitoveryet: Silly_Sot: Plant Rights Activist: Obama is stealing away the Republican base one reality show star at a time.

Hardly. This family lives on welfare, is "headed" by a woman who had multiple children with multiple men and never married any of them. The "matriarch" is urging her daughters to do the same thing. This is a perfect pro-Democrat family.

they may be making a little over the minimum requirement to qualify for welfare, now that they are celebrities.


they actually just got a raise. I think they were getting paid $2,000 an episode for the whole family IIRC. Now they're getting something like $10k a piece
 
2012-10-16 01:37:46 PM  
Honey Boo Boo's mom looks like a thumb.
 
2012-10-16 01:37:47 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: jst3p: I feel so bad for that girl.

And her school teachers. Imagine trying to run a classroom with her in it.


The school teachers in that area have the same accent. Do you think they truck in teachers from New Jersey?
 
2012-10-16 01:38:27 PM  

Langdon Alger: the folks at TLC are smart----because they know that in the SERIES finale, the whole family falls into a wood chipper and the ratings will be through the roof.


Wouldn't that basically like being putting rocks into a blender? I am pretty sure the wood chipper would lose out on that one.
 
2012-10-16 01:38:40 PM  

DaCaptain19: As of this day, I am no longer a Democrat.

/Do you know what percent of the fat-f*ck, uneducated women who watch this show are going to vote according to Butter-Fat-Fat's endorsement? Scary.


You're changing your vote based on her endorsement. How are you any better?
 
2012-10-16 01:39:20 PM  

Lunaville: The school teachers in that area have the same accent. Do you think they truck in teachers from New Jersey?


To be honest, I don't know how they could. I thought John Corzine ate everything in Jersey.

riddlethos.com
 
2012-10-16 01:40:32 PM  

chatikh:
How about this? I'm a southern liberal and most people I know personally with her intelligence level are voting Mitt Romney. So it is surprising that a southerner with a kidnergarten education is voting Obama.

 

Well, where I am from, the Obama crowd at least made it to furst or secind grade.
 
2012-10-16 01:41:08 PM  
Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.
 
2012-10-16 01:44:09 PM  
So.... he's going to get votes from retarded redneck families?
 
2012-10-16 01:44:23 PM  

namegoeshere: Freud's Cigar: OK, I watched the link. Don't ask me why. But, honestly, can anyone tell me what the mother was saying? I spent a lot of years in the South and I'm pretty good at deciphering Southerngarble, but I have NO idea what she said.

Not that I care.

The tv show needs to be subtitled, if that tells you anything.


The mother said "I don't really listen to a lot of media. I didn't know we beat the Republican convention. I didn't know we beat - tied- I didn't know we tied the Democratic convention. I didn't know anything about that. Ya'll must have a camera?"

host "Oh, she's looking at herself?"

Mom "yes"

It doesn't need subtitles. You just need to turn off your arrogance and listen. It works the same way whether you're dealing with people from another region of the country or immigrants learning English. If you want to understand, listen.
 
2012-10-16 01:45:22 PM  

BronyMedic: Lunaville: The school teachers in that area have the same accent. Do you think they truck in teachers from New Jersey?

To be honest, I don't know how they could. I thought John Corzine ate everything in Jersey.

[riddlethos.com image 300x200]


I'm going to assume you mean Chris Christie, not John Corzine.
 
2012-10-16 01:45:56 PM  

Biness: cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]

btw, mama is like 35 and a grandmother.

wtf america


I believe she is younger than that. I think 33. Hell 35 is a pretty shocking age to be a grandmother, let alone 33. But if you google it, she had an arrest back in 2008 and the website makes some speculation as to the father of honey boo boo.

/that just made me sick talking about googling honey boo boo's mother
 
2012-10-16 01:46:26 PM  

TheGogmagog: Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.

I hate to expose you to things you can't unsee, but you have to make it half way through this to see the family's secret Spaghetti sauce recipe.

Making Sketti | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - YouTube

/It's after the bit about roadkill deer.
//fortunately not related to that piece of information, but still makes me gag.
///I'll have to save that link for foodie threads.


oh god the Italian music playing while she nukes ketchup and butter together ... I laughed so I wouldn't cry.
 
2012-10-16 01:47:46 PM  
Well, that would be a raise in the average IQ of the Obama constituency.
 
2012-10-16 01:48:15 PM  

CheekyMonkey: I'm going to assume you mean Chris Christie, not John Corzine.


Oh! Thank you for correcting me.

Yes. I mean Chris Christie, the swallower of worlds.

static.guim.co.uk

"You cook them with a little lemon spritz! It makes the souls of the damned taste better!"
 
2012-10-16 01:51:59 PM  
Something tells me I should be grateful that I don't know who Honey Boo Boo is.
 
2012-10-16 01:52:11 PM  

lantawa: Well, to be fair, Honey Boo Boo is a good choice to represent the intellectual capacities of the primary Fark demographic that supports Obama; the fanboys and fangirls.


www.virginmedia.com

You're alright Iantawa...
 
2012-10-16 01:52:11 PM  

Lunaville: namegoeshere: Freud's Cigar: OK, I watched the link. Don't ask me why. But, honestly, can anyone tell me what the mother was saying? I spent a lot of years in the South and I'm pretty good at deciphering Southerngarble, but I have NO idea what she said.

Not that I care.

The tv show needs to be subtitled, if that tells you anything.

The mother said "I don't really listen to a lot of media. I didn't know we beat the Republican convention. I didn't know we beat - tied- I didn't know we tied the Democratic convention. I didn't know anything about that. Ya'll must have a camera?"

host "Oh, she's looking at herself?"

Mom "yes"

It doesn't need subtitles. You just need to turn off your arrogance and listen. It works the same way whether you're dealing with people from another region of the country or immigrants learning English. If you want to understand, listen.


Ahh. Thanks for the translation. I still have no idea what she said. My arrogance, it compelled me to leave Memfus and such. Y'all have a nice day.
 
2012-10-16 01:55:53 PM  

Biness: cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]

btw, mama is like 35 32 and a grandmother.

wtf america


/FTFY
 
2012-10-16 01:56:32 PM  

hdhale: It makes perfect sense.

When the public tires of pointing and laughing at her (until at 34 she gets another reality TV show about her pathetic life as a 450 lb. former child star), she's going to need free health care, subsidized housing, food stamps, free child care, aid to dependent children (you gotta figure at some point some crack addict is going to fark her for drug money and I doubt either will use protection), and additional cash aid between short stints at the local Walmart working part time (have to make it look like she's trying else the check might stop) until she can get herself declared disabled and unable to work.

Someone like that absolutely wants Obama to win...hell, their entire lifestyle depends upon it.

 
2012-10-16 01:56:37 PM  

Martonio: Biness: cig-mkr: mainstreet62: Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would you post something like that?

Because he didn't have the balls to post mama
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 600x450]

btw, mama is like 35 32 and a grandmother.

wtf america

/FTFY


oh dear god.
 
2012-10-16 02:00:27 PM  

trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.


Fat white women love Black men. Duh.
 
2012-10-16 02:00:57 PM  
On n'aide pas...
Non stai aiutando ...
Você não está ajudando ...
你不幫助...
あなたが助けていない...
Du bist nicht helfen ...
Bạn không được giúp đỡ ...
אתה לא עוזר
كنت لا تساعد
Δεν βοηθάς ...
Вы не помогают ...
Yardımcı olmuyorsun ...
Դուք չեք օգնում է ...
Non está axudando ...
No estàs ajudant ...
No estás ayudando ...
Du hjälper inte ...
Det hjelper ikke ...
Tuo ei auta ...
Du er ikke hjælper ...
तुम मदद नहीं कर रहे हैं ...
Níl tú ag cabhrú ...
Nid ydych yn helpu ...
Nie pomagasz ...
Te nem segít ...
شما کمک نمی
Sa ei aita ...
Kau tidak membantu ...
Anda tidak membantu ...
Vi ne pomaže ...
Nejste pomoci ...
Je helpt niet ...

And I hope that got the point across, Honey Boo-Boo...
 
2012-10-16 02:02:16 PM  

Paris1127: On n'aide pas...
Non stai aiutando ...
Você não está ajudando ...
你不幫助...
あなたが助けていない...
Du bist nicht helfen ...
Bạn không được giúp đỡ ...
אתה לא עוזר
كنت لا تساعد
Δεν βοηθάς ...
Вы не помогают ...
Yardımcı olmuyorsun ...
Դուք չեք օգնում է ...
Non está axudando ...
No estàs ajudant ...
No estás ayudando ...
Du hjälper inte ...
Det hjelper ikke ...
Tuo ei auta ...
Du er ikke hjælper ...
तुम मदद नहीं कर रहे हैं ...
Níl tú ag cabhrú ...
Nid ydych yn helpu ...
Nie pomagasz ...
Te nem segít ...
شما کمک نمی
Sa ei aita ...
Kau tidak membantu ...
Anda tidak membantu ...
Vi ne pomaže ...
Nejste pomoci ...
Je helpt niet ...

And I hope that got the point across, Honey Boo-Boo...


there's no chance she speaks more than one language.
 
2012-10-16 02:03:33 PM  
i586.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-16 02:09:43 PM  

Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.


Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking
 
2012-10-16 02:10:05 PM  

jst3p: I feel so bad for that girl.


This.
 
2012-10-16 02:11:59 PM  

jimmyjackfunk: Showed this to the wife.
wife: "really?"
my: "yep so this means you are voting Obama now?"
wife: "nope still voting Romney"
me: "ok does this at least mean you won't watch Honey Boo Boo anymore"
wife:"Nope"


So she's going to vote for Romney, and she's a fan of Honey Boo Boo. Umm hmm....
 
2012-10-16 02:13:18 PM  
This is more of a case of:

a) What the heck happened to TLC?
b) Why does a "Honey Boo Boo" have a TV show?
c) Why should I care about its political opinion?
 
2012-10-16 02:16:01 PM  

lamric: a) What the heck happened to TLC?


The free market.
 
2012-10-16 02:17:04 PM  

SomeoneDumb: Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.

Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking


They're the same type of family that lives in West Virginia, which is deep blue.
 
2012-10-16 02:17:50 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-16 02:19:41 PM  

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]


is she so fat that she has eyelid fat which makes her eyes look like that or is she just stoned all the time which leads her to eat too much which leads to gargantuan amounts of eyelid fat which makes her eyes look even more like that?
 
2012-10-16 02:22:06 PM  

trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.


No, it really isn't.
 
2012-10-16 02:27:31 PM  

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]


Now, imagine that on top of you.
 
2012-10-16 02:27:47 PM  

bhcompy: SomeoneDumb: Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.

Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking

They're the same type of family that lives in West Virginia, which is deep blue.


you need to check the polls. WV is going solid red. Barack almost didn't win the primary.
 
2012-10-16 02:28:19 PM  
That's... good? ._.
 
2012-10-16 02:29:38 PM  

bhcompy:

They're the same type of family that lives in West Virginia, which is deep blue.


I did not know that.The things I learn on Fark.
 
2012-10-16 02:29:53 PM  

trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.


Lol. Wow what bullshiat you have chosen to share.
 
2012-10-16 02:30:54 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-16 02:31:07 PM  

SomeoneDumb: Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.

Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking



You were not that far off. The white rural South is still solid red.
 
2012-10-16 02:32:33 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]

Now, imagine that on top of you.


that's her "Imma gettin my salad tossed" face
 
2012-10-16 02:35:20 PM  

skullkrusher: FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]

Now, imagine that on top of you.

that's her "Imma gettin my salad tossed" face


That must be, like, one of those Olive Garden neverending salad bowls...
 
2012-10-16 02:35:22 PM  

MyRandomName: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

Lol. Wow what bullshiat you have chosen to share.


It has been my anecdotal experience, living in Florida for a time, that the poor white southern trash who do vote generally vote R because "Jesus".

graphics8.nytimes.com

There's a whole lot of redneck in those red counties.
 
2012-10-16 02:37:03 PM  

skullkrusher: FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]

Now, imagine that on top of you.

that's her "Imma gettin my salad tossed" face


maybe taco salad 

or pasta salad
 
2012-10-16 02:37:40 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: skullkrusher: FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]

Now, imagine that on top of you.

that's her "Imma gettin my salad tossed" face

That must be, like, one of those Olive Garden neverending salad bowls...


I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2012-10-16 02:38:20 PM  
ugh I lose it every time she gets to the mayo
 
2012-10-16 02:41:10 PM  
Honey Boo Boo beats the Kardashians or Real Housewives of (insert favorite town) hands down.
 
2012-10-16 02:44:00 PM  
Gotta admit she and her family are in the 47%, seems like someone voting their own interest.
 
2012-10-16 02:44:16 PM  
I had never heard of Honey Boo Boo, so there's the Intertubes. OMFG but that is sick. That poor child. She'll be a crack whore by the time she's 14.
 
2012-10-16 02:45:11 PM  

wooden_badger: Ant: When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?

It's The "Learning" Channel. We need to know the depths Reality TV will stoop to.


Sorry, Sparky - that would be The Larnin Channel.
 
2012-10-16 02:46:48 PM  

cretinbob: You laugh, But Obama will be up 2 points in the next round of polling because of that.


That does not speak well for the average intelligence of the American public, does it?
 
2012-10-16 02:47:25 PM  

Biness: bhcompy: SomeoneDumb: Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.

Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking

They're the same type of family that lives in West Virginia, which is deep blue.

you need to check the polls. WV is going solid red. Barack almost didn't win the primary.


shrug. Their Governors and Senators have been Democrats almost exclusively since the 1930s, and they hold both houses in the state congress, and until the 2010 election they held the majority or even of US Rep seats since the 1940s and voted Dem for pres the vast majority of the time since then as well. They flipped for Bush and McCain, but that is a new trend. We'll see what happens this time around, particularly with a Republican that was a governor in the North this time on the ticket.
 
2012-10-16 02:48:03 PM  
I've never watched HBB but from reading Fark threads, sounds like it's fat Palins but 15 years younger.

/and apparently voting Obama
//probably paid off by Willard
 
2012-10-16 02:48:52 PM  

SomeoneDumb: Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.

Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking



Not really that family is not of the evangelic christian slant that dominates that part of the state, most people who avoid that type of cult in that area are old school yellow dog democrats.
 
2012-10-16 02:50:08 PM  

bhcompy: Biness: bhcompy: SomeoneDumb: Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.

Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking

They're the same type of family that lives in West Virginia, which is deep blue.

you need to check the polls. WV is going solid red. Barack almost didn't win the primary.

shrug. Their Governors and Senators have been Democrats almost exclusively since the 1930s, and they hold both houses in the state congress, and until the 2010 election they held the majority or even of US Rep seats since the 1940s and voted Dem for pres the vast majority of the time since then as well. They flipped for Bush and McCain, but that is a new trend. We'll see what happens this time around, particularly with a Republican that was a governor in the North this time on the ticket.


Link

Romney is up 21 in the latest poll. So, i think its probably pretty red.
 
2012-10-16 02:50:21 PM  

lamric: This is more of a case of:

a) What the heck happened to TLC?


It's The Learning Channel (tm).

So... what have you learned?
 
2012-10-16 02:52:30 PM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-16 02:53:16 PM  

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 500x280]


hahabomb.com
 
2012-10-16 02:57:00 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: A) Pfft. Another icon of Hollywood elite endorses the socialist. Whoop. Ee.

B) It's a retaliatory endorsement after Mittens professed his adoration of the Drunken Slattern over the Charming Cherub.

C) THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LEAVE EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION TO THE FREE MARKET.


I'll take, "What is 'THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LEAVE EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION TO THE FREE MARKET'" for a thousand, Alex.
 
2012-10-16 02:57:20 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]

Now, imagine that on top of you.


[the_sh*t_I_put_up_with.jpg]
 
2012-10-16 02:57:33 PM  

Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 600x450]


i306.photobucket.com

LOL - check out the expression on the rightmost kid's face...
 
2012-10-16 03:00:15 PM  

digitalrain: Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 600x450]

[i306.photobucket.com image 600x450]

LOL - check out the expression on the rightmost kid's face...


President!?! President of wut? nubian plee-eese!
 
2012-10-16 03:01:56 PM  
TheGogmagog:
I hate to expose you to things you can't unsee, but you have to make it half way through this to see the family's secret Spaghetti sauce recipe.

Making Sketti | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - YouTube


I'm almost afraid to ask but, here goes...

Serious Question: What exactly does one *DO* with a saucepan full of melted Country Crock and ketchup? They're not calling that spaghetti sauce, are they?

/I will not refer to it as "sketti". I just can't do it. 
//Saucepan... One word, or two??
 
2012-10-16 03:02:52 PM  

Tom_Slick: SomeoneDumb: Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.

Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking


Not really that family is not of the evangelic christian slant that dominates that part of the state, most people who avoid that type of cult in that area are old school yellow dog democrats.


Give them a season making $10K per episode. Honey Boo Boo will be marching with the Tea Partiers.
 
2012-10-16 03:07:11 PM  
Last night I was at auditions for a local theater's production of the stage version of A Christmas Story. Less than a dozen adults for maybe 5-6 adult roles. Over a hundred children for about the same number of children's roles.

Did I say over a hundred children? I meant over a hundred Honey Boo Boos.

/madness. madness
 
2012-10-16 03:09:39 PM  

wooden_badger: Give them a season making $10K per episode. Honey Boo Boo will be marching with the Tea Partiers.


So what you are saying is even though they support democrats they can't be real Democrats because they live an unsophisticated country lifestyle, good to know.
 
2012-10-16 03:12:24 PM  

MBooda: Did I say over a hundred children? I meant over a hundred Honey Boo Boos.


This has possibilities, no no I want a gay teacup pig named Glitzy.
 
2012-10-16 03:15:27 PM  

TheGogmagog: Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.

I hate to expose you to things you can't unsee, but you have to make it half way through this to see the family's secret Spaghetti sauce recipe.

Making Sketti | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - YouTube


"It's been awhile since I done had roadkill in mah belly".

This is an actual thing that an actual person said. It isn't a Simpsons character or a stand-up comedian doing schtick.
 
2012-10-16 03:18:58 PM  
Honey Boo Boo who? Why I don't even have a television and furthermore
 
2012-10-16 03:20:38 PM  

TheGogmagog: Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.

I hate to expose you to things you can't unsee, but you have to make it half way through this to see the family's secret Spaghetti sauce recipe.

Making Sketti | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - YouTube

/It's after the bit about roadkill deer.
//fortunately not related to that piece of information, but still makes me gag.
///I'll have to save that link for foodie threads.


I hate you, it's 9pm here and we just finished dinner.
/just nasty
 
2012-10-16 03:25:04 PM  
The Ranger Isn't Gonna Like This.....
 
2012-10-16 03:31:35 PM  

Jackson Herring: Honey Boo Boo who? Why I don't even have a television and furthermore


No television? Next you'll be telling us you have no guns or hunting dogs.
 
2012-10-16 03:32:47 PM  
trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

No, they dont, if you look at a county by county blue/red map of any state in the South the poorest most sparsely populated rural areas vote STRAIT DEMOCRAT. You sound like someone who has never stepped foot outside of NY or LA and makes assumptions about flyover country
 
2012-10-16 03:33:56 PM  
I guess that Samuel L Jackson tried to get her for his Wake the F%^$ Up video but she was too busy with the actual campaign press junket.

/First time I ever felt sorry for the Democrats
// Not really sorry
 
2012-10-16 03:38:46 PM  

Oldiron_79: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

No, they dont, if you look at a county by county blue/red map of any state in the South the poorest most sparsely populated rural areas vote STRAIT DEMOCRAT. You sound like someone who has never stepped foot outside of NY or LA and makes assumptions about flyover country


graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2012-10-16 03:40:35 PM  

jst3p: Oldiron_79: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

No, they dont, if you look at a county by county blue/red map of any state in the South the poorest most sparsely populated rural areas vote STRAIT DEMOCRAT. You sound like someone who has never stepped foot outside of NY or LA and makes assumptions about flyover country

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 384x347]


graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2012-10-16 03:42:18 PM  

jst3p: jst3p: Oldiron_79: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

No, they dont, if you look at a county by county blue/red map of any state in the South the poorest most sparsely populated rural areas vote STRAIT DEMOCRAT. You sound like someone who has never stepped foot outside of NY or LA and makes assumptions about flyover country

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 384x347]

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 384x347]


ellishollow.remarc.com

What the hell are you talking about Oldiron?
 
2012-10-16 03:43:23 PM  
Wow...I don't really have high standards, but that mom chick has got to be one of the ugliest people in the world.

All I can think of is how bad her biscuit must smell.
 
2012-10-16 03:43:24 PM  

wooden_badger: What is this Honey Poo Poo?

/I know what it is.
//Thankfully don't have cable so I or my TiVo can't accidentally stumble upon it.


She is child abuse dressed up as a TV show.
 
2012-10-16 03:45:15 PM  

digitalrain: Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 600x450]

[i306.photobucket.com image 600x450]

LOL - check out the expression on the rightmost kid's face...


I laughed at that too. Looks like he's about to throw Obama a beating.

/Just like Romney AM I RITE!?
//Voting Obama
 
2012-10-16 03:49:42 PM  

Oldiron_79: STRAIT DEMOCRAT.


oxymoron

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-10-16 03:54:07 PM  

jst3p: It has been my anecdotal experience, living in Florida for a time, that the poor white southern trash who do vote generally vote R because "Jesus".


Can we do away with that meme? Because stupid?

I don't disagree with you, but it's time to start typing full sentences agian.
 
2012-10-16 04:03:44 PM  

ChipNASA: You know about bil ole' white womans, they just can't deny teh Jungle Fevers.


This made me laugh. And it shouldn't have.


This is a bad post, and you should feel bad for posting it.


:^)
 
2012-10-16 04:08:29 PM  

fireclown: jst3p: It has been my anecdotal experience, living in Florida for a time, that the poor white southern trash who do vote generally vote R because "Jesus".

Can we do away with that meme? Because stupid?

I don't disagree with you, but it's time to start typing full sentences agian.


lol because "butthurt".


/couldn't resist
 
2012-10-16 04:09:15 PM  

I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 222x191]


Now with "Action mouth".
 
2012-10-16 04:11:18 PM  

TenJed_77: TheGogmagog: Harry Freakstorm: I watched the video and now I know what a Honey Boo Boo is. It is as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. And I didn't have a lot to spare.

I hate to expose you to things you can't unsee, but you have to make it half way through this to see the family's secret Spaghetti sauce recipe.

Making Sketti | Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - YouTube

/It's after the bit about roadkill deer.
//fortunately not related to that piece of information, but still makes me gag.
///I'll have to save that link for foodie threads.

I hate you, it's 9pm here and we just finished dinner.
/just nasty


They talk about it so long, you start to think.....
I like butter (real butter). And I don't mind catchup (my wife even made some good home made catchup / tomato butter). When I try to imagine cooking them together all I can imagine is that tub of margarine getting all sweaty before melting and the hot catchup not wanting to mix with either the water or oil. Then comes the retching until my stomach decides It's not time to clean house.

Then they show a picture of mamma and I'm back to "....them together all I can imagine is that tub of margarine getting all sweaty before melting and the hot..." and the retching is back.
 
2012-10-16 04:16:17 PM  

bhcompy: Biness: bhcompy: SomeoneDumb: Honest Bender: Huh. I would have pegged that family as hardline Republican.

Me some, too.

/Either my meter needs adjusting or I should give up prejudicial thinking

They're the same type of family that lives in West Virginia, which is deep blue.

you need to check the polls. WV is going solid red. Barack almost didn't win the primary.

shrug. Their Governors and Senators have been Democrats almost exclusively since the 1930s, and they hold both houses in the state congress, and until the 2010 election they held the majority or even of US Rep seats since the 1940s and voted Dem for pres the vast majority of the time since then as well. They flipped for Bush and McCain, but that is a new trend. We'll see what happens this time around, particularly with a Republican that was a governor in the North this time on the ticket.


West Virginians wouldn't have any problem voting for a Yankee; they are Yankees. The land that would become West Virginia was part of the Confederacy for about three weeks before seceding from them to rejoin the Union.
 
2012-10-16 04:17:04 PM  
Seems just as credible as any other celebrity endorsement.
 
2012-10-16 04:22:59 PM  

MBooda: Oldiron_79: STRAIT DEMOCRAT.

oxymoron

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 280x336]


*swoon*

thank you! made my day, I'm going home now.


/he's teh sexytahm for me!!
 
2012-10-16 04:28:08 PM  

Tom_Slick: wooden_badger: Give them a season making $10K per episode. Honey Boo Boo will be marching with the Tea Partiers.

So what you are saying is even though they support democrats they can't be real Democrats because they live an unsophisticated country lifestyle, good to know.


I'm sure as heck not going to compare them with JK Rowling.
 
2012-10-16 04:30:25 PM  

Cythraul: jimmyjackfunk: Showed this to the wife.
wife: "really?"
my: "yep so this means you are voting Obama now?"
wife: "nope still voting Romney"
me: "ok does this at least mean you won't watch Honey Boo Boo anymore"
wife:"Nope"

So she's going to vote for Romney, and she's a fan of Honey Boo Boo. Umm hmm....


Yeah I don't know either. She was born in Illinois and raised in Connecticut. I guess the 18 years she has been here in Oklahoma have warped her sanity.
I am kind of embarrassed when she talks about politics and starts in with the whole "Obama is a Muslim, fake birth certificate, etc. etc." I am born and raised Oklahoman about as big of a redneck hillbilly you can get but I don't believe this crap that the far right is spewing about Obama's legitimacy. Granted I am a registered democrat and usually vote centrist to the right a little bit but some of these folks are beyond extreme.

/I would vote Johnson but as of yet not on our ballot.
 
2012-10-16 04:31:11 PM  
I am a little scared to click the video links in this thread. I'll show them to my wife when I get home, with no warning or explanation.


I am a good husband.
 
2012-10-16 04:43:23 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-16 04:45:00 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

Yes, a small child who does beauty pageants and is hopped up on Mt Dew and Red Bull sat down for a few hours and carefully weighed her options and took care to really think about who she wanted to vote for.

Although I imagine her mother's chin has a master's in political science, so that helped.


Lol.
I'm just here to bless everyones heart.
 
2012-10-16 05:07:41 PM  

superfudge73: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

Fat white women love Black men. Duh.


You know why right? Only black men have dicks long enough to get past the blubber. It's both a blessing and a curse.
 
2012-10-16 05:18:20 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: DaCaptain19: As of this day, I am no longer a Democrat.

/Do you know what percent of the fat-f*ck, uneducated women who watch this show are going to vote according to Butter-Fat-Fat's endorsement? Scary.

You're changing your vote based on her endorsement. How are you any better?


Here...I've got a word I want you to memorize:

hu·mor (hymr)
n.
1. The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness: could not see the humor of the situation.
2. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd. See Synonyms at wit1.
4. One of the four fluids of the body, blood, phlegm, choler, and black bile, whose relative proportions were thought in ancient and medieval physiology to determine a person's disposition and general health.
5. Physiology
a. A body fluid, such as blood, lymph, or bile.
b. Aqueous humor.
c. Vitreous humor.
6. A person's characteristic disposition or temperament: a boy of sullen humor.
7. An often temporary state of mind; a mood: I'm in no humor to argue.
8.
a. A sudden, unanticipated whim. See Synonyms at mood1.
b. Capricious or peculiar behavior.
tr.v. hu·mored, hu·mor·ing, hu·mors
1. To comply with the wishes or ideas of; indulge.
2. To adapt or accommodate oneself to. See Synonyms at pamper.
Idiom:
out of humor
In a bad mood; irritable.

So...quit being a tard, tard.
 
2012-10-16 05:44:59 PM  
That kid is on a one way trip to crack addiction and eventually, the adult film industry.
 
2012-10-16 05:56:04 PM  
static01.mediaite.com

Everybody's a little gay!

www.armenianweekly.com
 
2012-10-16 06:04:14 PM  

wooden_badger: Ant: When I saw the South Park episode, I thought they were making up the whole Honey Boo Boo thing. I caught a little bit of the show last night while I was waiting for my Dexter torrent to finish, and I gotta ask: why is this a show? Who the fark wants to watch this shiat?

It's The "Learning" Channel. We need to know the depths Reality TV will stoop to.


The only bit of that show that I have actually seen was a commercial spot at work. Its popularity can be explained by America's fascination with the proverbial train wreck, but its slot on the Learning Channel is what rustles my jimmies.
 
2012-10-16 06:05:01 PM  

DaCaptain19: Here...I've got a word I want you to memorize:


If you want people to think you are joking, you might try being funny.
 
2012-10-16 06:07:32 PM  

EZ Writer: [i.chzbgr.com image 401x271] 

/Not sure why it says "Alien Earl" when it was a bug in an Edgar suit, but... whatever.


Damn you for eliciting uncontrollable laughter at work! Oh, man.. that was brilliant.

/still wiping the tears
 
2012-10-16 06:10:53 PM  

ManRay: Honey Boo Boo's mom looks like a thumb.


cache.ohinternet.com
 
2012-10-16 06:29:40 PM  

ManRay: Honey Boo Boo's mom looks like a thumb.


Um... err... you do know about her new grandchild, right? Three thumbs.

I only wish I were making that up.
 
2012-10-16 06:52:19 PM  

Millennium: ManRay: Honey Boo Boo's mom looks like a thumb.

Um... err... you do know about her new grandchild, right? Three thumbs.

I only wish I were making that up.


cdn03.cdnwp.thefrisky.com

Poor little bastard. Not because of the three thumbs.
 
2012-10-16 07:05:07 PM  
Meh. Really, Romney feels the need to make snide comments about an 8-year-old (or whatever, 8 seems right)?

That's almost as lame as having a thread about an 8-year-old's political leanings oh wait.
 
2012-10-16 07:11:15 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: skullkrusher: FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]

Now, imagine that on top of you.

that's her "Imma gettin my salad tossed" face

That must be, like, one of those Olive Garden neverending salad bowls...


RED LOBSTER!! DARDEN MANIA!!
 
2012-10-16 07:23:16 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: DaCaptain19: Here...I've got a word I want you to memorize:

If you want people to think you are joking, you might try being funny.


You sound fat. Go have another stick of butter and leave the posting to the menfolk.
 
2012-10-16 08:08:39 PM  
We will all be eating sketti if Obama is re-elected.
 
2012-10-16 11:00:56 PM  

manfriend: We will all be eating sketti if Obama is re-elected.


Lord ya'll, it's pronounced p'sketti as in "uh-oh, p'sketti-o's" - a phrase used when there is some sort of small accident such as when a child spills her glass of milk. Didn't any of you have a childhood?
 
2012-10-16 11:31:03 PM  
BUH-sketti!
 
2012-10-17 01:43:38 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 250x357]

Now, imagine that on top of you.


damn it FNB....
 
2012-10-17 04:24:50 AM  
You know, as much as I despise the whole concept of the show, I have to give them credit for a. putting all the money in a trust fund and b. supporting anti-bullying groups.
 
2012-10-17 07:11:12 AM  

Jim_Callahan: Meh. Really, Romney feels the need to make snide comments about an 8-year-old (or whatever, 8 seems right)?

That's almost as lame as having a thread about an 8-year-old's political leanings oh wait.


As far as I know, he hasn't done so. That surprises me somewhat: Republicans have long sought an easily-recognizable image of their concept of welfare abuse that cannot be attacked as racially-charged, and in this family they could easily have one if they so chose. I'm not saying it would be right to take the opportunity, only that I'm surprised that they have not done it.
 
2012-10-17 07:21:21 AM  

jst3p: jst3p: Oldiron_79: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

No, they dont, if you look at a county by county blue/red map of any state in the South the poorest most sparsely populated rural areas vote STRAIT DEMOCRAT. You sound like someone who has never stepped foot outside of NY or LA and makes assumptions about flyover country

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 384x347]

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 384x347]


And for reference, here's Wilkinson County, Georgia, where Honey Boo Boo lives...
upload.wikimedia.org 
The last Democrat to win Wilkinson County was Al Gore.
 
2012-10-17 10:20:46 AM  

jst3p: Oldiron_79: trotsky: The thing is, people in their situation often vote Republican no matter what. It's interesting that they've chosen to support Obama. On a academic level, it's pretty interesting.

No, they dont, if you look at a county by county blue/red map of any state in the South the poorest most sparsely populated rural areas vote STRAIT DEMOCRAT. You sound like someone who has never stepped foot outside of NY or LA and makes assumptions about flyover country

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 384x347]


Florida is a peninsula, not a strait.
 
2012-10-17 10:24:24 AM  

DaCaptain19: You sound fat. Go have another stick of butter and leave the posting to the menfolk.


Wow. Ain't you clever.
 
2012-10-17 11:30:33 AM  

lantawa: Well, to be fair, Honey Boo Boo is a good choice to represent the intellectual capacities of the primary Fark demographic that supports Obama; the fanboys and fangirls.


Thanks I just pissed myself after reading that.
 
2012-10-17 06:11:44 PM  
You know what I think would be an awesome Reality-TV crossover?
Honey Boo Boo and Honk Bag.
/(By the way, they'd be INSIDE the bag.)
 
2012-10-17 08:28:51 PM  
suddenly the republicans seem to be content with lindsay lohan
 
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