YouWinAgainGravity: "naked boobs at 32 minutes 46 seconds"
The Stealth Hippopotamus: EviLincoln: "Help me! I'm being held against my will at (some fake address)Or just leave small pills in the cases. That'll make the news.White powder
wambu: YouWinAgainGravity: "naked boobs at 32 minutes 46 seconds""I came at 32 minutes 49 seconds. Add your best time and pass this along."/do not include these comments in Disney DVDs -- keep that info to yourself
Mr_Fabulous: DeltaPunch: What exactly is a "Redbox"?It's the condition that your Mom suffers from, after I've had my way with her... enthusiastically.
JFarker131: Or leave a Wonka-style golden ticket in there, with some outrageous prize. A platinum porsche or diamond studded jock strap or something.
pute kisses like a man: Apply directly to the forehead
DeltaPunch: What exactly is a "Redbox"?
Jekylman: "This note is from Future You. Five years from now, you will meet someone and have a detailed and intimate discussion about this movie. As a result of this, you will date for a while and get married after a few months. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE."
mryoop789: I am waiting for your reply,Best regardsMettle Ismaila.
DeltaPunch: Still don't know what a Redbox is, so instead I'll just take this thumb of mine and slowly insert it into my butthole.
Porous Horace: Nice!
Why not a little doodle?
Tyrosine: Stick a picture of Goatse in the case under the spindle. Size the picture just right so the spindle barely covers the hole and you can see the hands.
Rev.K: On a scale of Matrix Reloaded to Ishtar, this movie is Battlefield Earth.
NuttierThanEver: B E S U R E T O D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E
Ponzholio: JFarker131: Or leave a Wonka-style golden ticket in there, with some outrageous prize. A platinum porsche or diamond studded jock strap or something.That's brilliant. Make something like "Please call 1-800-545-67XX to claim your prize!" but smudge the last two digits.
Rev.K: Don't pirate this movie. I did, but you shouldn't.
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