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2012-10-16 11:23:39 AM
38 votes:
Please be kind. Rewind.
DGS [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 11:16:32 AM
18 votes:
"I rented this while contagious."
"If you only knew where this disc had been."
"It turns out I can hold up 29 of these without using my hands."
"The spots on this disc are not from Pepsi."
"It turns out you really can pick things up with your ass cheeks."
2012-10-16 11:13:38 AM
18 votes:
"naked boobs at 32 minutes 46 seconds"
2012-10-16 11:29:48 AM
16 votes:
Ignacio,
I'm glad you found your clue. Now you know that I've hidden the money in all of the Dane Cook movies in this Redbox knowing that no one else will rent them."
2012-10-16 11:35:20 AM
15 votes:
"This note is from Future You. Five years from now, you will meet someone and have a detailed and intimate discussion about this movie. As a result of this, you will date for a while and get married after a few months. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE."
2012-10-16 11:27:09 AM
14 votes:
On a scale of Matrix Reloaded to Ishtar, this movie is Battlefield Earth.
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 11:21:35 AM
14 votes:
"Some assholes on the internet made me write this"
2012-10-16 11:13:41 AM
13 votes:
Snape kills Dumbledore
2012-10-16 04:04:55 PM
12 votes:
i686.photobucket.com
2012-10-16 11:41:22 AM
12 votes:
B E S U R E T O D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E
2012-10-16 11:29:46 AM
12 votes:
"Your fingerprints are on this disc. You are now an accessory to murder."
2012-10-16 03:47:57 PM
10 votes:
"I miss my job at the fortune cookie plant"
2012-10-16 11:25:21 AM
10 votes:
Don't pirate this movie. I did, but you shouldn't.
2012-10-16 11:16:36 AM
9 votes:

YouWinAgainGravity: "naked boobs at 32 minutes 46 seconds"


"I came at 32 minutes 49 seconds. Add your best time and pass this along."

/do not include these comments in Disney DVDs -- keep that info to yourself
2012-10-16 11:34:03 AM
8 votes:
Greetings From Mettle Ismaila,

I know that this mail might come to you as a surprise because you don't know me and i don't know you too. My name is Mettle Ismaila Mohamed, i am 23 years old girl and an orphan. My late father was the deputy general manager with CNPC oil company at the Khartoum refinery in Sudan who was killed alongside with my beloved mother and our family house burnt down by the rebels during the last crisis in my country when Janjaweed militant came to our house,and this was what sent me away from my country to Burkina Faso as i made my escape only by God's special grace.

You can read more about my country in the bbc news.
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6469857.stm)
When my father died, i was living with my step mother happily until when thing changed and she wanted me to be fooling around, and when she found out that the was a money willed to me she asked me to travel with her to Burkina Faso where the money is deposited so that i can withdraw the money since i am the next of kin, but i refused because she was bringing in men to our house and doing all sorts of things. And she begged me but i refused, and she threatened to kill me, that is why i ran away and came to Burkina Faso where the money is deposited as a refugee, and i went to the bank and they confirmed that the money is there and that i am the next of kin, but they also asked me to bring a trustee that will stand on my behalf,because that is what my late father instructed them.

Actually in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me to relocate to western world for a better life; i have chosen to contact you after my prayers and i believe you will not try to cheat me but rather take me as your own people. Though you may wonder why i am so soon giving in to you without seeing you, well i will say that my instant still tells me that you could be true to me. Briefly, I will like to disclose much to you if you will help me to relocate to your country with the substance that i inherited from my parent. I have a substantial amount of $5.6 Million which i will like to invest in your country into any lucrative business venture which you are to advise and execute seeing that i have no business experience for now.

However, I shall forward you with the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund. As you will help me in an investment, and i will like to complete my studies, as i was in my 1st year in the university, when the crisis started. It is my intention to compensate you with 10% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why i decided to contact you. I have contacted the Bank and they told me that i am free to come and claim the money as the only daughter of my late father as i have the secret number my father gave me. Now, i am presently living in Christ De king Mission camp as a refuge.

I am waiting for your reply,
Best regards
Mettle Ismaila.
2012-10-16 11:30:17 AM
8 votes:
"Start Dark Side on the third lion's roar."
2012-10-16 03:41:29 PM
7 votes:
An arrow pointing to the hole in the middle

"Not a good penis hole"
2012-10-16 03:16:14 PM
7 votes:
"Dear Red, If you're reading this, you've gotten out. And if you've come this far, maybe you're willing to come a little further. You remember the name of the town, don't you? I could use a good man to help me get my project on wheels. I'll keep an eye out for you and the chessboard ready. Remember, Red. Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. I will be hoping that this letter finds you, and finds you well. Your friend, Andy Dufresne"
2012-10-16 11:52:09 AM
7 votes:
Don't open the DVD case. I trapped a fart inside it.
2012-10-16 11:23:30 AM
7 votes:
Coupons or ads for Netflix.
2012-10-16 03:27:15 PM
6 votes:
Apply directly to the forehead
2012-10-16 03:16:23 PM
6 votes:
Stick a picture of Goatse in the case under the spindle. Size the picture just right so the spindle barely covers the hole and you can see the hands.
2012-10-16 03:09:45 PM
6 votes:
thechive.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-16 01:29:36 PM
6 votes:
It insists upon itself.
2012-10-16 11:22:13 AM
6 votes:
Look behind you.

Alternatively -

Pay no attention to the man hiding outside your window.
bow [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 11:17:20 AM
6 votes:
You is kind, you is smart, you is important.
2012-10-16 05:59:57 PM
5 votes:
imageshack.us

Draw that on there with a Sharpie.
2012-10-16 03:09:55 PM
5 votes:
Make it as official looking as possible but glue to the inside:

"Thank you for renting Up. People that have rented this movie have also rented:

Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Free My Willy
Monster's Inc
Behind the Green Door
Cars
Wall-E
Womb Raider
Sorest Rump
Cars 2
Throbin Hood
2012-10-16 11:38:52 AM
5 votes:
"The money is safe, but I had to hide the suitcase full of panda meat at (insert address of Applebee's)."
2012-10-16 11:37:18 AM
5 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: EviLincoln: "Help me! I'm being held against my will at (some fake address)

Or just leave small pills in the cases. That'll make the news.

White powder


And a little note that says "allah akbar"
2012-10-16 11:32:56 AM
5 votes:
I know you selected Avatar, but I figured you'd like Bridesmaids better...
2012-10-16 11:26:51 AM
5 votes:

wambu: YouWinAgainGravity: "naked boobs at 32 minutes 46 seconds"

"I came at 32 minutes 49 seconds. Add your best time and pass this along."

/do not include these comments in Disney DVDs -- keep that info to yourself


That's exactly the sort of DVDs that you would want to leave those types of comments in.
2012-10-16 11:24:42 AM
5 votes:
Property of US Government Tracking Agency 
2012-10-16 11:22:47 AM
5 votes:
I'd write spoilers to other movies.
2012-10-16 03:18:18 PM
4 votes:
"This note intentionally left blank."
2012-10-16 01:16:21 PM
4 votes:
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
2012-10-16 12:17:33 PM
4 votes:
Stickers of this
solacesystems.com
2012-10-16 11:27:30 AM
4 votes:
There's A sale at pennys.
2012-10-16 11:27:10 AM
4 votes:
How about: "You still own a DVD player? You must be poor, or my grandparents"
2012-10-16 11:20:58 AM
4 votes:
Sure, lay on the couch and watch another movie......fatty.
2012-10-16 04:15:22 PM
3 votes:
CROATOAN
2012-10-16 04:13:51 PM
3 votes:
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
2012-10-16 03:43:52 PM
3 votes:
Error 404 Movie Not Found
2012-10-16 03:43:21 PM
3 votes:
"They are going to take you. You have five, maybe ten very important seconds."
2012-10-16 03:41:45 PM
3 votes:
This DVD has a virus.  Do not play it!
2012-10-16 03:38:02 PM
3 votes:

Mr_Fabulous: DeltaPunch: What exactly is a "Redbox"?

It's the condition that your Mom suffers from, after I've had my way with her... enthusiastically.



i3.kym-cdn.com
2012-10-16 11:29:46 AM
3 votes:

JFarker131: Or leave a Wonka-style golden ticket in there, with some outrageous prize. A platinum porsche or diamond studded jock strap or something.


That's brilliant. Make something like "Please call 1-800-545-67XX to claim your prize!" but smudge the last two digits.
2012-10-16 11:25:52 AM
3 votes:
Be Kind, Rewind.

Or leave a Wonka-style golden ticket in there, with some outrageous prize. A platinum porsche or diamond studded jock strap or something.
2012-10-16 11:23:42 AM
3 votes:
If you play this movie, I'll be able to see and hear everything you do forever.
2012-10-16 11:18:55 AM
3 votes:
You should do random factoids, like Snapple caps.
2012-10-16 05:02:03 PM
2 votes:
If you find this note I am dead and you are your nation's only hope. The DVD has the U.S. missile launch codes encrypted in it and must be returned to the Pentagon in Washington DC by you. You are your nation's only hope. Oh and by finding this you are in extreme danger so watch your back and do not trust anybody.
2012-10-16 04:45:51 PM
2 votes:
"Really? It took you that long to decide on this movie? You know that guy behind you just wanted to return his movie for the past 8 minutes"
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 04:38:00 PM
2 votes:
"The money is buried under the big dubya"
2012-10-16 04:10:28 PM
2 votes:
Take the sticky note, fold it in half and tape up the sides to make a little envelope. On the outside write "This is for the ladies." Fill the envelope with your pubes and seal it up.
2012-10-16 04:10:02 PM
2 votes:
HELP HELP IM TRAP INCIDE THIS REDBOX PLS CALL 911 HELP
2012-10-16 04:07:55 PM
2 votes:
Its hard working inside this RedBox giving you the movie you asked for. Could you bring me back a drink? Something stiff.
2012-10-16 03:59:03 PM
2 votes:
Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory, with the gun.
2012-10-16 03:36:54 PM
2 votes:
I'm watching you. Nod if you understand.

Wait there for further instructions.
2012-10-16 03:36:37 PM
2 votes:
Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop.
2012-10-16 03:32:32 PM
2 votes:
I am looking forward to the Fark thread about how an uptight suburban mom was so outraged at the ribald sticky note on the Veggie Tales DVD that she got Redbox to track down who had last rented it, resulting in a misdemeanor charge of public lewdness or making a terroristic threat.
2012-10-16 03:31:52 PM
2 votes:
WARNING -- DO NOT REMOVE THIS NOTE.

THIS NOTE CONTAINS AN ACCESS CODE AND IS NECESSARY FOR THE DVD TO PLAY

⇑ PLEASE INSERT INTO DVD PLAYER IN THIS DIRECTION ⇑
2012-10-16 03:28:50 PM
2 votes:

pute kisses like a man: Apply directly to the forehead


Apply directly to the forehead
Apply directly to the forehead
Apply directly to the forehead
Apply directly to the forehead
2012-10-16 03:22:39 PM
2 votes:

DeltaPunch: What exactly is a "Redbox"?


It's the condition that your Mom suffers from, after I've had my way with her... enthusiastically.

/sorry, had to
2012-10-16 03:19:12 PM
2 votes:
It'd be more fun to tyler durden it, recode then print a new label.
2012-10-16 03:12:58 PM
2 votes:
This would be for a small target audience but still worth it. - I told you I'd find you Karen!
2012-10-16 03:12:33 PM
2 votes:
"The Dog Dies."

Especially effective in movies without dogs.
2012-10-16 03:08:40 PM
2 votes:

Jekylman: "This note is from Future You. Five years from now, you will meet someone and have a detailed and intimate discussion about this movie. As a result of this, you will date for a while and get married after a few months. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE."


threeandahalfthumbs.files.wordpress.com

Butthead.
2012-10-16 03:06:28 PM
2 votes:
"no film will ever alter your pathetic existence"
2012-10-16 03:03:32 PM
2 votes:
Tonight. You.
2012-10-16 02:29:06 PM
2 votes:
Call the police! Someone stuck me inside this box and I can't get out.
2012-10-16 02:25:35 PM
2 votes:
Do you like Gladiator Movies?
2012-10-16 01:43:18 PM
2 votes:
Not for oral use
2012-10-16 01:08:28 PM
2 votes:

mryoop789: I am waiting for your reply,
Best regards
Mettle Ismaila.


Dear Mettle,

Is that you at 32:46?
2012-10-16 01:03:52 PM
2 votes:
"This movie is bad and you should feel bad"
2012-10-16 12:53:50 PM
2 votes:
It was his sled from when he was a kid. There, I just saved you two long boobless hours
2012-10-16 12:26:24 PM
2 votes:
For a good time call 867-5309.
2012-10-16 11:53:33 AM
2 votes:
"The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in. Film at 11."
2012-10-16 11:52:37 AM
2 votes:
THIS IS SPECIAL TRACKING PAPER
YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS HAVE BEEN LOGGED
2012-10-16 11:41:08 AM
2 votes:
Or just go cut body parts (PG parts only) out of magazines and write in names on each one. Arm=Jen, neck=Jessica, leg=Carolyn.

Drop one in with each movie over the span of a few months.
2012-10-16 11:39:21 AM
2 votes:
"She's a man"
"It's a sled"
"They're ghosts"
"It's a dream"
"He's a robot"
2012-10-16 11:31:24 AM
2 votes:
DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN DVD
2012-10-16 11:30:21 AM
2 votes:
You know how every once in awhile you get a DVD that is so badly scratched it doesn't work? Well this is one of those, but I want you to know I'm not the one who did it.
2012-10-16 11:29:37 AM
2 votes:
Help! My name is Timmy O'Toole. He took me.
2012-10-16 11:28:11 AM
2 votes:
If you like Tron, you're gonna love this. Maybe.
2012-10-16 11:23:30 AM
2 votes:
Just print out the Plot from the movie's Wiki page. It usually ruins the movie if you haven't seen it yet.
2012-10-16 11:22:06 AM
2 votes:
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
so fark off.
2012-10-16 11:22:04 AM
2 votes:
Draw a comic, but one panel at a time. Soon, people will rent every movie in that redbox to see how the comic ends and redbox will see a huge growth in video rentals and will figure out it was you and will give you a cut of the money.
2012-10-16 11:18:21 AM
2 votes:
Smear a little ketchup or fake blood.

"I'm so sorry."
2012-10-17 02:07:50 AM
1 votes:
Don't turn around. Act like this is a normal DVD and put it in the DVD player. Just do it.

Lick this paper. Enjoy the show.

Don't touch me you damn dirty ape! (Wash your hands.)

This was a great movie to watch while I had a cold.

Vote Gary Johnson.

-
Objects to stick in:
A condom. (New of course.)
Globe Life advertising you got from a cable bill.
Fresh stick of gum.
Chewed gum (Because you are an asshole.)
An extra CD from AOL.
Origami.
Confetti.
Expired coupon.
Dead roach. (No, don't. Please.)
BB's.
Nice pictures, like birds, or dogs.
2012-10-16 09:06:27 PM
1 votes:

DeltaPunch: Still don't know what a Redbox is, so instead I'll just take this thumb of mine and slowly insert it into my butthole.


Dear god, if this isn't a meme, it oughta be.
2012-10-16 08:26:33 PM
1 votes:
Condoms Prevent Minivans
2012-10-16 07:12:51 PM
1 votes:
"Dear Friend,

Facebook.com has just purchased Redbox. However, because the cost of acquisition is so high, in order to offset it, Facebook will no longer be a free service. However you can prevent this by copying this note in protest and placing it in 10 other Redbox movies. If you do, then the executives at Facebook will see the error of their ways and abandon their plans to charge a monthly fee for Facebook. If you do not, then you will be charged $11.99 or more per month, retroactively to the month you joined, for your Facebook account.* Please help fight against a monthly fee for Facebook. Because, let's face it, nobody wants to go back to Myspace.

Sincerely,
A concerned Facebooker and Redboxer.

*Also, you may be hit by a bus."
2012-10-16 05:35:51 PM
1 votes:
"4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42"

"Be kind, rewind."
2012-10-16 05:33:45 PM
1 votes:
"Please call Myra Maines at (insert number of your local morgue)"
2012-10-16 05:11:52 PM
1 votes:
Hand drawn rendering of my majestic dude junk.
2012-10-16 04:48:13 PM
1 votes:
dl.dropbox.com
2012-10-16 04:23:00 PM
1 votes:
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
2012-10-16 04:17:18 PM
1 votes:
Still don't know what a Redbox is, so instead I'll just take this thumb of mine and slowly insert it into my butthole.

*shhhhhk*
2012-10-16 04:12:36 PM
1 votes:
"You are fat."

In every chick-flick in the machine.
2012-10-16 04:09:02 PM
1 votes:
Don't do a note, take some time to make some kind of Chick Tract level derpy insert and stick it in. Or if you aren't good with photo shop, just do it all in text like some random family values group rant. bonus points for having a template you can personalize based on the movie.

Or rent stuff like Alien and then praise it for conveying a good Christian message in your tract.

/actually that would be a fun Fark PS contest, making fake Chick Tracts to stick in stuff
2012-10-16 04:08:54 PM
1 votes:
DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW
2012-10-16 04:04:13 PM
1 votes:
The Book Was Better
2012-10-16 04:01:22 PM
1 votes:

Porous Horace: Nice!


Annnnd this thread now officially combines two things that make Fark addictive - nearly unending LOLs and Nothing Is Obscure.

In a Disney DVD: "Daddy says I didn't pick a sexy enough movie. I don't like it when he cries."

An idea for those willing to rent several movies:

"duck"
"duck"
"duck"
"duck"
"duck"
"GOOSE"
2012-10-16 03:55:37 PM
1 votes:

Why not a little doodle?

i1.kym-cdn.com
2012-10-16 03:52:26 PM
1 votes:
Superglue a Romney/Ryan sticker to the data side...
2012-10-16 03:39:52 PM
1 votes:
Remember to call (415) 504-2054 to have sticky note jammed in DVD player removed....
2012-10-16 03:39:39 PM
1 votes:
Hey creepy basement guy, stop putting me in your laserdisc player.
2012-10-16 03:38:29 PM
1 votes:
"wwww.thepiratebay.se"
2012-10-16 03:37:27 PM
1 votes:

Tyrosine: Stick a picture of Goatse in the case under the spindle. Size the picture just right so the spindle barely covers the hole and you can see the hands.


I call dibs on writing the headline when the article about it is published.
2012-10-16 03:37:05 PM
1 votes:
In crayon: please make Ron stop. Mommy doesn't believe me
2012-10-16 03:34:37 PM
1 votes:
For Sale: One used BetaMax. $200 or best offer.
2012-10-16 03:33:41 PM
1 votes:
A DVD for Redbox pretty much always stays in the same geographical area, right? I mean, you're not going to rent one and then take it across state lines, right?

I think the awesomest thing you could do is put the first clue to a treasure hunt inside a kid's movie. Make it in an easy-to-break code. Then, you can scatter a trail of clues around the neighborhood of the Redbox, so that someone can continue following the clues until eventually they find the treasure. Maybe build in a ghost story about how the clues are coming from a dead kid or something like that.

The treasure should be something awesome that kids will love - like $20 in quarters or a BB gun.

My brothers and I would have gone apeshiate for something like that when we were kids.
2012-10-16 03:33:39 PM
1 votes:
5 % of your rental has gone to the "Free Wesley Snipes tax relief fund"

"thank you! Come again!"
2012-10-16 03:30:36 PM
1 votes:
"Tsk. Tsk. Walked right into another trap. Exactly how stupid are you?"

"Keep it up, you're almost there... wherever 'there' may be... probably nowhere."

"Isn't it funny how everyone you get close to ends up leaving?"

"This doesn't look right, not right at all."

"Blech. If my kid looked like that, I'd abandon it too."

/ not mine and not obscure in the least.
2012-10-16 03:29:19 PM
1 votes:
"look behind you."

or

"nobody will believe you, slut"
/wrong thread?
2012-10-16 03:27:19 PM
1 votes:
"Guess why this note is sticky."
2012-10-16 03:25:29 PM
1 votes:
You will find happiness with a new love.
2012-10-16 03:24:01 PM
1 votes:
"We know."
2012-10-16 03:20:46 PM
1 votes:
"DVD would not play"
2012-10-16 03:20:32 PM
1 votes:
I've actually done this to warn viewers not to watch the movie because it was SOOOOO Bad.
I wrote "90 minutes you will never get back, return it now and thank me later."
I affixed it to this "film":
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1307002/

I have since used this movie as a measuring bar for terrible movies, and wish that Redbox had a movie review feature.
2012-10-16 03:18:59 PM
1 votes:
Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"
2012-10-16 03:17:09 PM
1 votes:
Couldn't fap to this
2012-10-16 03:16:25 PM
1 votes:
I'd give this film two thumbs up if my wrists weren't so sore from the masturbating!
2012-10-16 03:16:15 PM
1 votes:
"Find special features Easter Egg by setting player to Region 2"
2012-10-16 03:15:53 PM
1 votes:

Rev.K: On a scale of Matrix Reloaded to Ishtar, this movie is Battlefield Earth.


Have to love the nonsense...
2012-10-16 03:12:05 PM
1 votes:
Random quotes from Clerks.
2012-10-16 03:11:15 PM
1 votes:
Not a bad movie. Gave me something to watch while I was waiting out my Ebola treatment.
2012-10-16 03:11:01 PM
1 votes:
What exactly is a "Redbox"?
2012-10-16 03:07:38 PM
1 votes:
www.pitch.com
2012-10-16 03:05:35 PM
1 votes:
i50.tinypic.com

Or a good old, "I know what you did."
2012-10-16 03:01:02 PM
1 votes:
"The Angels have the Phone Box"
2012-10-16 11:57:29 AM
1 votes:
Get the butter
2012-10-16 11:55:24 AM
1 votes:
'I nailed your wife last night'
2012-10-16 11:54:43 AM
1 votes:
See that shampoo bottle, now stick it up my ass.
2012-10-16 11:46:53 AM
1 votes:
Need weed? Call (Carlsjr #)
2012-10-16 11:43:55 AM
1 votes:

NuttierThanEver: B E S U R E T O D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E


It's a goddamn commercial?!?
2012-10-16 11:40:55 AM
1 votes:

Ponzholio: JFarker131: Or leave a Wonka-style golden ticket in there, with some outrageous prize. A platinum porsche or diamond studded jock strap or something.

That's brilliant. Make something like "Please call 1-800-545-67XX to claim your prize!" but smudge the last two digits.


Or give them coordinates where the treasure is buried...in the middle of the ocean. Or Afghanistan. Or in the driveway of the white house :)
2012-10-16 11:37:17 AM
1 votes:
I cleaned the CD with my man juice
2012-10-16 11:33:39 AM
1 votes:
Write Laffy Taffy jokes on the notes. Everybody loves those.
2012-10-16 11:33:29 AM
1 votes:
If you also enjoy jerking it to Disney movies, let's meet up on Reddit.
2012-10-16 11:32:59 AM
1 votes:
"I viciously abuse my wife and children. Please help me stop."
2012-10-16 11:28:54 AM
1 votes:
"This movie is cursed"

"I'd put some gloves on if I were you"

"Hi my name is (someone you don't like) and I ate all my boogers"

"Zoophile? Zoocurious? Call (# for fbi field office)"
2012-10-16 11:27:17 AM
1 votes:

Rev.K: Don't pirate this movie. I did, but you shouldn't.


heh
2012-10-16 11:26:11 AM
1 votes:
I'm thinking you need to get a hobby.
2012-10-16 11:22:00 AM
1 votes:
Bolo Yeung was 50 years old when he played Chong Li in Bloodsport.

Instead of watching this, you should watch Kill Bill 2.

Halfway through this movie, we hit pause and had sex.
 
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