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2012-10-16 04:39:23 PM

WienerButt: Agent Smiths Laugh: jst3p: Agent Smiths Laugh: "You are fat."

In every chick-flick in the machine.

"You are single because you watch too many romantic comedies."

Hmm, not bad, not bad.

I'd probably go for, "You will die alone, surrounded by cats."

If you are young and preferably find a redbox frequented by college kids you could have a blast with this idea. Hell, I used to hook up with girls in the dorms by leaving a note with my number and a doodle of a puppy on their dormroom doors.


Err...whut?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-16 04:39:36 PM
"Use code (smudgies) to take over the innernets"
 
2012-10-16 04:45:05 PM
"Bring the gun, that biatch dies tonight."

"Jesus died for your porn."

"Blue dots taste best."

"Hastur! Hastur! Haustur!"

"More Blood for the Blood God!"

"Miami will win the Super Bowl."

"Black 47"

"35 20 19.3554 by -90 48 3.4922"
 
2012-10-16 04:45:51 PM
"Really? It took you that long to decide on this movie? You know that guy behind you just wanted to return his movie for the past 8 minutes"
 
2012-10-16 04:46:00 PM

NuttierThanEver: It insists upon itself.


I read that in Peter's voice.
 
2012-10-16 04:46:19 PM
7 days
 
2012-10-16 04:47:35 PM
i don't have anything clever at the moment but i wonder why the REDBOX at walmart is BLUE
 
2012-10-16 04:48:13 PM
dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-10-16 04:48:55 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: WienerButt: Agent Smiths Laugh: jst3p: Agent Smiths Laugh: "You are fat."

In every chick-flick in the machine.

"You are single because you watch too many romantic comedies."

Hmm, not bad, not bad.

I'd probably go for, "You will die alone, surrounded by cats."

If you are young and preferably find a redbox frequented by college kids you could have a blast with this idea. Hell, I used to hook up with girls in the dorms by leaving a note with my number and a doodle of a puppy on their dormroom doors.

Err...whut?


We had dry erase marker boards on all the dorm doors. They would have our names as a way to help everyone meet people their first year away at college. Ultimately you can imagine how that went after the move in date passed. People would write all sorts of stupid shiat, or just write their numbers on it.
 
2012-10-16 04:49:29 PM
While you're watching this I'm banging your mother
 
2012-10-16 04:50:38 PM

bungle_jr: i don't have anything clever at the moment but i wonder why the REDBOX at walmart is BLUE


Redbox is everywhere that's open 24/7 here. Blockbuster has a similar box at our local supermarket (limited hours), but last I heard, netflix was taking over that as well.
 
2012-10-16 04:51:15 PM
please don't mind the stain. it was just the last little dribble. she swallowed the rest.
 
2012-10-16 04:51:37 PM

probesport: Could go the random act of kindness route and leave a dollar in there.


And write a "for a good time call..." message on that bill. Kindness with a twist.
 
2012-10-16 04:54:38 PM

WienerButt: bungle_jr: i don't have anything clever at the moment but i wonder why the REDBOX at walmart is BLUE

Redbox is everywhere that's open 24/7 here. Blockbuster has a similar box at our local supermarket (limited hours), but last I heard, netflix was taking over that as well.


perhaps you misread my actual question/statement. the redboxes in walmart are actually colored blue. REDbox is BLUE. why?

and yes, i know blue is a prominent color in walmart, but to have BLUE "Red"boxes just boggles the mind
 
2012-10-16 04:55:29 PM

Canton: probesport: Could go the random act of kindness route and leave a dollar in there.

And write a "for a good time call..." message on that bill. Kindness with a twist.


sounds like a really strange form of prostitution
 
2012-10-16 05:01:10 PM
Thanks for making me lose my job at Blockbuster asshole!

/got a couch I can sleep on?
 
2012-10-16 05:02:03 PM
If you find this note I am dead and you are your nation's only hope. The DVD has the U.S. missile launch codes encrypted in it and must be returned to the Pentagon in Washington DC by you. You are your nation's only hope. Oh and by finding this you are in extreme danger so watch your back and do not trust anybody.
 
2012-10-16 05:11:52 PM
Hand drawn rendering of my majestic dude junk.
 
2012-10-16 05:16:45 PM

dcigary: [dl.dropbox.com image 200x200]


Anything is possible
 
2012-10-16 05:18:22 PM

Rev.K: Bolo Yeung was 50 years old when he played Chong Li in Bloodsport.


He was only 42! Stop screwing with me!
 
2012-10-16 05:20:15 PM
Send police to (insert local address). This is not a joke. Please help me!
 
2012-10-16 05:32:50 PM
So you've already wasted a buck renting this movie, but unlike me you can still avoid wasting 90 minutes of your life. Stuff it back into the RedBox machine and go for a walk, or read a book instead.
 
2012-10-16 05:33:45 PM
"Please call Myra Maines at (insert number of your local morgue)"
 
2012-10-16 05:35:51 PM
"4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42"

"Be kind, rewind."
 
2012-10-16 05:43:06 PM
You didn't get away with it because there was one witness, me.
 
2012-10-16 05:53:37 PM
Well, I guess you can take solace in the fact you didn't rent a movie from a library this time. I hope things in your life turn around real soon, champ. Your Friend In Christ.
 
2012-10-16 05:54:22 PM
I have been stuck inside this box for two days, can you please send help....
 
2012-10-16 05:56:29 PM

Parthenogenetic: I am looking forward to the Fark thread about how an uptight suburban mom was so outraged at the ribald sticky note on the Veggie Tales DVD that she got Redbox to track down who had last rented it, resulting in a misdemeanor charge of public lewdness or making a terroristic threat.


This is why you use prepaid credit cards for Redbox.

I've never actually used Redbox (I have the internet, after all), but one of my coworkers told me how he loaded up on movies and video games from Redboxes using prepaid credit cards. He said Christmas only cost him $10 last year and he had very happy nieces and nephews.
 
2012-10-16 05:59:57 PM
imageshack.us

Draw that on there with a Sharpie.
 
2012-10-16 06:01:58 PM
This movie happened and we all let it.
 
2012-10-16 06:03:50 PM
All the words of "The Cosmic Shame" by Tenacious D.
 
2012-10-16 06:56:09 PM
I would also leave quotes from comedians. Nothing vulgar, just funny.
 
2012-10-16 07:01:14 PM
A link to this thread.
 
2012-10-16 07:04:24 PM
Help. I'm stuck in this machine
 
2012-10-16 07:12:51 PM
"Dear Friend,

Facebook.com has just purchased Redbox. However, because the cost of acquisition is so high, in order to offset it, Facebook will no longer be a free service. However you can prevent this by copying this note in protest and placing it in 10 other Redbox movies. If you do, then the executives at Facebook will see the error of their ways and abandon their plans to charge a monthly fee for Facebook. If you do not, then you will be charged $11.99 or more per month, retroactively to the month you joined, for your Facebook account.* Please help fight against a monthly fee for Facebook. Because, let's face it, nobody wants to go back to Myspace.

Sincerely,
A concerned Facebooker and Redboxer.

*Also, you may be hit by a bus."
 
2012-10-16 07:17:03 PM
Rosebud was his sled.
 
2012-10-16 07:23:56 PM

Lachwen: Parthenogenetic: I am looking forward to the Fark thread about how an uptight suburban mom was so outraged at the ribald sticky note on the Veggie Tales DVD that she got Redbox to track down who had last rented it, resulting in a misdemeanor charge of public lewdness or making a terroristic threat.

This is why you use prepaid credit cards for Redbox.

I've never actually used Redbox (I have the internet, after all), but one of my coworkers told me how he loaded up on movies and video games from Redboxes using prepaid credit cards. He said Christmas only cost him $10 last year and he had very happy nieces and nephews.


I knew someone who did that as well. My wife, who uses redbox on occasion told me they no longer accept the pre-paid cards.

/Could be wrong on that, 3rd hand information and all.
 
2012-10-16 07:24:58 PM
This note didn't come from the factory sticky. Just sayin.
 
2012-10-16 07:33:07 PM
Congratulations: You Are A Winner

Visit

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

For Instructions To Collect

Your Prize 
 
2012-10-16 07:53:56 PM
I fapped?
 
2012-10-16 08:19:55 PM
Zombo.com was an inside job
 
2012-10-16 08:26:33 PM
Condoms Prevent Minivans
 
2012-10-16 08:28:22 PM
"If I'm lonely enough to write you notes in redbox movies, I'm lonely enough to remember you brush your hair for exactly 7 minutes and 30 seconds each tuesday.."
 
2012-10-16 08:37:48 PM

The English Major: Bathia_Mapes: For a good time call 867-5309.

Ballistic earworm.

/did you see Amazon's Deal of the Day, Bathia? Dark Shadows complete set for $200...


Yes. Alas, can't afford.

Right now I'm more interested in getting "House of Dark Shadows" (1970) on DVD. My VHS copy is so worn that it's unwatchable. I was hoping that with the release of the Tim Burton "Dark Shadows" movie, which I haven't seen yet (damned Netflix making me wait), they'd finally release both "House of Dark Shadows" and "Night of Dark Shadows" on DVD and they did. They'll be available just before Halloween.
 
2012-10-16 08:42:10 PM

downstairs: This DVD has a virus.  Do not play it!


lulz

I like that.
 
2012-10-16 08:47:35 PM
BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS, IT WILL BE TOO LATE FOR ME TO TELL YOU : WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T RENT THIS MOVIE, IT'S A MAJOR TURD
 
2012-10-16 09:06:27 PM

DeltaPunch: Still don't know what a Redbox is, so instead I'll just take this thumb of mine and slowly insert it into my butthole.


Dear god, if this isn't a meme, it oughta be.
 
2012-10-16 10:59:23 PM
I didn't wash my hands after I took one of the biggest craps of my life. Enjoy the film.
 
2012-10-16 11:00:38 PM

whackamac: I didn't wash my hands after I took one of the biggest craps of my life. Enjoy the film.


Oh and put the sticky under the disk. :)
 
2012-10-16 11:32:19 PM
Rosebud is his sled.
 
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