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(Fark)   I'm thinking of leaving sticky notes for people in returned Redbox movies. What would you write on them?   ( divider line
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2012-10-16 03:59:03 PM  
Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory, with the gun.
2012-10-16 04:00:11 PM  

CeroX: An arrow pointing to the hole in the middle

"Not a good penis hole"


"I fit my penis in this hole, can you?"
2012-10-16 04:00:42 PM  
King of the Cheese asked me to send you a joke. You have to talk to him.
2012-10-16 04:00:58 PM  
You really should wash your hands after holding this.
2012-10-16 04:01:14 PM  
When Aladdin is on the balcony and the tiger comes out there is a backmasking message that says "Paul is dead miss him miss him"
2012-10-16 04:01:22 PM  

Porous Horace: Nice!

Annnnd this thread now officially combines two things that make Fark addictive - nearly unending LOLs and Nothing Is Obscure.

In a Disney DVD: "Daddy says I didn't pick a sexy enough movie. I don't like it when he cries."

An idea for those willing to rent several movies:

2012-10-16 04:04:13 PM  
The Book Was Better
2012-10-16 04:04:45 PM  
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
2012-10-16 04:04:55 PM
2012-10-16 04:04:57 PM  

Netropolis: Put a dollar in it and write "pay it forward" after 3 or four months re-rent the movie - it SHOULD be stuffed with cash!

Like those old emails where you send each of the people on the list $5, and then add your name to the list. Then you just sit back and count money from that day forward.
2012-10-16 04:05:59 PM  
'Play it backwards and find out who really is the walrus'
2012-10-16 04:07:25 PM  
Drawing of a spider and a demand for $100 as payment for said drawing.

/excellent thread
2012-10-16 04:07:55 PM  
Its hard working inside this RedBox giving you the movie you asked for. Could you bring me back a drink? Something stiff.
2012-10-16 04:08:54 PM  
2012-10-16 04:09:02 PM  
Don't do a note, take some time to make some kind of Chick Tract level derpy insert and stick it in. Or if you aren't good with photo shop, just do it all in text like some random family values group rant. bonus points for having a template you can personalize based on the movie.

Or rent stuff like Alien and then praise it for conveying a good Christian message in your tract.

/actually that would be a fun Fark PS contest, making fake Chick Tracts to stick in stuff
2012-10-16 04:09:52 PM  

TheMysticS: The Stealth Hippopotamus: EviLincoln: "Help me! I'm being held against my will at (some fake address)

Or just leave small pills in the cases. That'll make the news.

White powder

Someone's knoooockin' at your door...

Somebody's ring the bell...
2012-10-16 04:10:02 PM  
2012-10-16 04:10:28 PM  
Take the sticky note, fold it in half and tape up the sides to make a little envelope. On the outside write "This is for the ladies." Fill the envelope with your pubes and seal it up.
2012-10-16 04:11:22 PM  
better yet: "This note is copyrighted and by reading it you have accepted our licensing agreement which requires that you pay me $25 and pass it on to a friend who is also bound by this agreement."

/see you in Tahiti.
2012-10-16 04:12:28 PM  
"Why are you renting movies on DVD instead of downloading them for free off the Internet like a normal person? Jeez, get with the program already."
2012-10-16 04:12:36 PM  
"You are fat."

In every chick-flick in the machine.
2012-10-16 04:13:05 PM  

trappedspirit: Shiatcock. The answer is always shiatcock.
[ image 601x233]

Careful, since that rule is never enforced I didn't know and then got an "evading the filter" wtf.
2012-10-16 04:13:07 PM  
"We have a very severe bedbug infestation at our house, how about you guys?"
2012-10-16 04:13:51 PM  
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
2012-10-16 04:13:58 PM  
That is not soap on the DVD.
2012-10-16 04:14:04 PM  
On Eat Pray Love:

"Your Mother Was Right, You Will Die Alone"

The only issue is actually having to rent the movie.
2012-10-16 04:15:22 PM  
2012-10-16 04:15:37 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: be sure to set up a fake email where people could respond to you. I've always had a similar idea about creating a fake detective agency on facebook then post flyers that say "________ Agency. Do you have a problem that needs to be solved? Send an email to _______ and see if we can help." I'm curious what kind of questions I would get

It'd be like an updated version of the old Alan Ladd radio show, "Box 13". Writer puts a weekly ad in his local paper seeking adventures that he can write about, and every week, he ponders why does he do it.
2012-10-16 04:16:27 PM  

hugheric: This would be for a small target audience but still worth it. - I told you I'd find you Karen!

Well done! But I would use Jennifer.
2012-10-16 04:17:04 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: "You are fat."

In every chick-flick in the machine.

"You are single because you watch too many romantic comedies."
2012-10-16 04:17:05 PM  
I'm down in the cheese vault

counting out my cheese
2012-10-16 04:17:18 PM  
Still don't know what a Redbox is, so instead I'll just take this thumb of mine and slowly insert it into my butthole.

2012-10-16 04:17:24 PM  
I can fit my your penis in this hole, can you?

2012-10-16 04:19:04 PM  
"You Killed Blockbuster"
2012-10-16 04:19:57 PM  

DeltaPunch: Still don't know what a Redbox is...

For reals?
2012-10-16 04:20:10 PM

Tear out a random page from a random book, they're going to have to learn about sexus sooner or later.
2012-10-16 04:23:00 PM  
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
2012-10-16 04:26:03 PM  

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2012-10-16 04:26:06 PM  
"I put this note on this movie case in the hopes you will have left your car running and I am lurking in the bushes hoping to steal your car, if you have left your children in the car I will leave them at the nearest Wal-Mart in the toy department with a bunch of toys, candy and caffeinated drinks. Thank you for your stupidity and not driving a beat up piece of shiat. If you are driving a beat up piece of shiat please ignore this note and have a nice evening."
2012-10-16 04:27:06 PM  

cambie: How about: "You still own a DVD player? You must be poor, or my grandparents"

RedBox has Blu-Rays too, but I guess you could put that note in the DVD cases.
2012-10-16 04:31:17 PM  
Put a goofy, wallet sized yearbook picture of either yourself or someone else and write your number on the back.
2012-10-16 04:32:09 PM  

jst3p: Agent Smiths Laugh: "You are fat."

In every chick-flick in the machine.

"You are single because you watch too many romantic comedies."

Hmm, not bad, not bad.

I'd probably go for, "You will die alone, surrounded by cats."
2012-10-16 04:34:44 PM  
"They are coming."
2012-10-16 04:35:32 PM  
You'll understand the true meaning of this movie if you put it on mute and play the Thriller album instead.
2012-10-16 04:36:09 PM  
Inside of G.I. Joe "The Viper is Coming"
2012-10-16 04:36:27 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: jst3p: Agent Smiths Laugh: "You are fat."

In every chick-flick in the machine.

"You are single because you watch too many romantic comedies."

Hmm, not bad, not bad.

I'd probably go for, "You will die alone, surrounded by cats."

If you are young and preferably find a redbox frequented by college kids you could have a blast with this idea. Hell, I used to hook up with girls in the dorms by leaving a note with my number and a doodle of a puppy on their dormroom doors.
2012-10-16 04:36:35 PM  
Help I'm being held hostage in a Chinese cookie factory
2012-10-16 04:37:43 PM  

Stoj: Just print out the Plot from the movie's Wiki page. It usually ruins the movie if you haven't seen it yet.

Movie watchers don't read.
2012-10-16 04:38:00 PM  
"The money is buried under the big dubya"
2012-10-16 04:39:17 PM  
Put on any Horror movie like saw or hostel

" better love story then twilight"
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